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Office Politics

Office Politics

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Office

Politics

Politicking

Around The OfficeLearn To Deal With It

BOLThe Advisory Group

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“Many people will be

nice to you until they

no longer need

anything”

Crazy Things Happen

✖ There’s many children trapped in poverty

with no father and mom rarely home

✖ Or the many individuals getting into sex

trafficking thinking it’s their easy ticket out

✖ And the tragedy of the miners in China

purposely murdered to collect a settlement

All that office drama gets

twisted out of perspective

A Good Day✖ Receiving a bigger bonus

than expected

✖ Boss doesn’t complain like

a little bitch

✖ Lots of snacks and

catering for lunch

✖ Your office crush dresses

hot to get your attention

✖ Leaving early on a day you

thought was gonna be long

There’s Good Days And Bad Days

A Bad Day✖ A friend or family member

passing away while you

are on the road

✖ Walking in and seeing

someone get fired with no

severance pay

✖ Getting threatened with a

lawsuit fueled by greed

✖ Soul crushing work for

YET ANOTHER DAY even

though you thought it’s

already done

Only Way To Last Is To

Take The Good With The Bad

Pledging Support For You

Leaving You Alone

In A Swamp

Utter Frustration From Cold

Reality

Tangible Anger

With The System

Making Promises

To Change

“Johnson, the B.S. meter is high today”

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MPH

The Classic

Explanation For An Absence

“I’m visiting family”

F**kin’ tired of seeing your face and I

hate this job, so don’t push your luck

Corporate Employee Steve!