My Top 10 Favorite

Monsters and Other

Horrifying CreaturesA LIST MADE BY AUSTIN TAYLOR

#10: Mummies

Mummies are number 10 because they’re awesome and terrifying. Not only are mummies dead (Dead things are always more scary) but they’re also wrapped in toilet paper, how is that not scary?

Don’t make fun of my mummy I tried my best to make him look good

#9: Count Dracula

Count Dracula, one of the biggest if not the biggest monster icons out there today, and I pay my

respect to this icon by putting him at number nine. Dracula, for those of you who don’t know,

is a vampire, a blood sucking, sunlight hating, pale skinned vampire.

Tom, Dracula, October 9, 2014 via Flickr, Creative Commons Attribution

#8: Sirens

I first heard of sirens while reading the Odyssey in one of my English classes, and let me tell you something beautiful women who sing beautiful songs that draw sailors crashing into rocks, sending them to their untimely death, not a bad way to die right.

Since there is no picture for this one

I’m gonna tell a joke

“Knock, Knock”

“Who’s there?”

“I”

“I who?”

“I don’t have a good joke to tell”

#7: Medusa

Medusa is next up on the list simply only because she has snake hair, yeah turning people to stone just by looking at them is pretty cool too, but snake hair! That is what got Medusa to this spot.

Another

Joke!

What’s the difference between me

and a smart guy?

A smart guy could tell a

good joke!

#6: Frankenstein's Monster

Doctor Victor Frankenstein is the man responsible for creating the monster. The monster may not have a name but he his a lot of times mistakenly called Frankenstein. Just to make sure you got the point I’m going to say this one more time, the monsters name is NOT Frankenstein, and that’s all I have to say about that.

#5: Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Spaghetti Monster is actually part of a religion,

although some people would say that this is just a parody

religion, it’s called Pastafarianism. I’m not going to go into

detail about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if you want to

know more than Google it, but just the idea of a spaghetti

monster is pretty awesome which is why he’s on my list.

Osado, MEVyMosey.png, October 10, 2014,

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#4: Cyclops

Giants with one eye! Those words are the only words that can describe why I put Cyclops on my list.

#3: Werewolves

Werewolves are freaking awesome ok but not those werewolves from Twilight. The werewolves I’m talking about are the ones who only transform during full moons, with big claws, and that stand on two legs, these werewolves are the cool ones, not the ones from Twilight.

Final joke: What did Batman say to the Joker?

“Let the hostages go!” the Joker would then

reply “Ok” and drop the hostages off a tall

building, forcing Batman to jump off after them.

Funny right?

#2: Dragons

Dragons are like giant cooler looking lizards, that fly and breath fire. I don’t know much about dragons, but I do know at least three things about them.

1. They are fire breathing flying lizards (or serpent like creatures)2. If you tame a dragon you get free rides3. Dragons and donkeys make weird babies (Shrek taught me that)

This photo was taken from Wikipedia

#1: Zombies

Finally at number one we have zombies, dead, rotting, flesh eating zombies. So many good movies and tv shows have come from the idea of zombies, a couple examples The Walking Dead, Zombieland, Night of the Living Dead and many more. The bottom line is that zombies are awesome.

This photo was taken off of Wikipedia

There was my list of monsters that I like, I hope you

enjoyed my list and my horrible drawings of the

mummy, Frankenstein’s monster, and the Cyclops.