10 Things I Hate About You Film Script.doc

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TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

written by Karen McCullah Lutz Kir!ten S"ith

ba!e# $n %Ta"in& $' the Shrew( by )illia" Sha*e!+eare

,e-i!i$n N$-e"ber ./0 .112

3A4UA HIGH SCHOOL 5 4AY

)elc$"e t$ 3a#ua Hi&h Sch$$l00 y$ur ty+ical urban5!uburbanhi&h !ch$$l in 3$rtlan#0 Ore&$n6 S"artie!0 S*i#!0 3re++ie!0Gran$la!6 L$ner!0 L$-er!0 the In an# the Out Cr$w# rub !lee+$ut $' their eye! an# hea# '$r the "ain buil#in&6

3A4UA HIGH 3A,KING LOT 5 4AY

KAT ST,AT7O,40 ei&hteen0 +retty 55 but tryin& har# n$t t$ be55 in a ba&&y &ranny #re!! an# &la!!e!0 balance! a cu+ $'c$''ee an# a bac*+ac* a! !he cli"b! $ut $' her battere#0

baby blue %28 4$#&e 4art6

A !tray SKATEBOA,4 cli+! her0 cau!in& her t$ !tu"ble an#!+ill her c$''ee0 a! well a! the c$ntent! $' her bac*+ac*6

The y$un& ,I4E, #a!he! $-er t$ hel+0 tre"blin& when he !ee!wh$ hi! b$ar# ha! hit6

,I4E,

Hey 55 !$rry6

C$werin& in 'ear0 he atte"+t! t$ !c$$+ u+ her !cattere#bel$n&in&!6

KAT

Lea-e it

He +er!i!t!6

KAT 9c$ntinuin&: I !ai#0 lea-e it;

She &rab! hi! !*ateb$ar# an# u!e! it t$ SHO


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CHASTITYN$6

BIANCA

Y$u "i&ht wanna thin* ab$ut it

Lea-e the &irl!% r$$" an# enter the hallway6

HALL)AY 5 4AY5 CONTINUOUS

Bianca i! i""e#iately &reete# by an a#"irin& cr$w#0 b$thb$y!

an# &irl! ali*e6

BOY 9a#$rin&: Hey0 Bianca6

GI,L Awe!$"e !h$e!6

The &reetin&! c$ntinue a! Cha!tity re"ain! w$r#le!! an#una##re!!e# by her !i#e6 Bianca !"ile! +r$u#ly0ac*n$wle#&in& her 'an!6

GUI4ANCE COUNSELO,%S O77ICE 5 4AY

CAME,ON ?AMES0 a clean5cut0 ea!y5&$in& !eni$r with an $+en0'ar"5b$y 'ace0 !it! 'acin& Mi!! 3er*y0 an i"+$!!ibly cheery&ui#ance c$un!el$r6

MISS 3E,KY

I%" !ure y$u w$n%t 'in# 3a#ua any#i''erent than y$ur $l# !ch$$l6 Sa"e

little a!!wi+e "$ther5'uc*er!e-erywhere6

Her +la!tic !"ile ne-er lea-e! her 'ace6 Ca"er$n 'i#&et! inhi! chair unc$"'$rtably6

MISS 3E,KY

9c$ntinuin&: Any @ue!ti$n!>

CAME,ON I #$n%t thin* !$0 "a%a"

MISS 3E,KY Then &$ '$rth6 Sc$$t I%-e &$t

#e-iant! t$ !ee6

Ca"er$n ri!e! t$ lea-e an# "a*e! eye c$ntact with 3AT,ICK


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MISS 3E,KY 9c$ntinuin&: 3atric*


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CAME,ON Thirty5tw$6

MICHAEL Get $ut;

CAME,ON H$w "any +e$+le &$ here>

MICHAEL

C$u+le th$u!an#6 M$!t $' the" e-il

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AY5 CONTINUOUS

3r$" +$!ter! a#$rn the wall6 Michael !teer! Ca"er$n thr$u&hthe cr$w# a! he +$int! t$ -ari$u! cli@ue!6

MICHAEL

)e%-e &$t y$ur ba!ic beauti'ul +e$+le6Unle!! they tal* t$ y$u 'ir!t0 #$n%tb$ther6

The beauti'ul +e$+le +a!!0 in 'ull $c*cheerlea#er!+len#$r6

MICHAEL

9c$ntinuin&: Th$!e %re y$ur c$wb$y!6

Se-eral Stet!$n5wearin&0 bi& belt buc*le6 )ran&ler &uy!wal* by6

CAME,ON

That I%" u!e# t$6

MICHAEL

Yeah0 but the!e &uy! ha-e ne-er !een ah$r!e6 They u!t ac* $'' t$ ClintEa!tw$$#6

They +a!! an e!+re!!$ cart with a &r$u+ $' teen! hu##le#ar$un# it6

MICHAEL

9c$ntinuin&: T$ the ri&ht0 we ha-e the C$''ee Ki#!6


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l$un&e $n the &ra!!6 A cl$u# $' +$t !"$*e h$-er! ab$-e the"

MICHAEL 9c$ntinuin&: Bi& Marley 'an!6 Thin* they%re blac*6

Se"i5+$litical0 but "$!tly0 they watch al$t $' )il# Kin$"0 i' y$u *n$w what I"ean6

Michael wa-e! t$ 4E,EK0 the $ne with the l$n&e!t #rea#!6

MICHAEL

9c$ntinuin&: 4ere* 5 !a-e !$"e '$r a'ter lunch0 bub>

4E,EK 9-ery !t$ne#: Michael0 "y br$ther0 +eace

Ca"er$n turn! t$ '$ll$w Michael a! they wal* int$ theca'eteria6

CAME,ON

S$ where #$ y$u 'it in all thi!>

INT6 CA7ETE,IA 5 4AY 5 CONTINUOUS

L$u# "u!ic an# l$u# !tu#ent!6 Michael !it! with a &r$u+ $'!tu#i$u!5l$$*in& teen!6

MICHAEL

7uture MBA!5 )e%re all I-y Lea&ue0alrea#y acce+te#6 S$"e#ay I%ll be!i++in& Merl$t while th$!e &uy! 55

He +$int! t$ the table $' $c*!0 a! they t$rture -ari$u!+a!!er!5by6

MICHAEL

9c$ntinuin&: are 'i=in& "y Saab6 Yu++ie &ree# i!

bac*0 "y 'rien#6

He +$int! +r$u#ly t$ the ALLIGATO, $n hi! !hirt6

Ca"er$n !t$+! li!tenin& a! BIANCA wal*! by0 an# we &$ SLOMO6 3ure an# +er'ect0 !he +a!!e! Ca"er$n an# Michael

with$ut a l$$*6

Ca"er$n i! !"itten

CAME,ON That &irl 55 I 55

MICHAEL Y$u burn0 y$u +ine0 y$u +eri!h>

CAME,ON


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)h$ i! !he>

MICHAEL Bianca Strat'$r#6 S$+h$"$re6 4$n%t

e-en thin* ab$ut it

CAME,ON )hy n$t>

MICHAEL

I c$ul# !tart with y$ur haircut0 but it#$e!n%t "atter6 She%! n$t all$we# t$#ate until her $l#er !i!ter #$e!6 An#that%! an i"+$!!ibility6

ENGLISH CLASS 5 4AY

A r$$" 'ull $' b$re# !eni$r! #$$#le an# !care $'' int$ !+aceMS6 BLAISE0 the $ne5!te+5away5'r$"5"e#icati$n En&li!hTeacher0 trie! t$ re"e"ber what !he%! tal*in& ab$ut6

M,S6 BLAISE )ell0 then6 Oh0 ye!6 I &ue!! that

#$e! it '$r $ur analy!i! $' The Ol# Manan# the Sea6 Any $ther c$""ent!>

9with #rea#: Kat>

Kat0 the &irl we !aw a! we entere# the !ch$$l0 !l$wly ca*e!$'' her &la!!e! an# !+ea*! u+6

KAT

)hy #i#n%t we u!t rea# the Har#y B$y!>

M,S6 BLAISE I%" !$rry>

KAT Thi! b$$* i! ab$ut a &uy an# hi!

'i!hin& habit6 N$t e=actly a crucialt$+ic6

The $ther !tu#ent! r$ll their eye!6

KAT

9c$ntinuin&: 7ran*ly0 I%" ba''le# a! t$ why we !till

re-ere He"in&way6 He wa! an abu!i-e0alc$h$lic "i!$&yni!t wh$ ha# a l$t $'cat!6

?OEY 4O,SEY0 a well5"u!cle# $c* with &reat chee*b$ne!0"a*e! 'un $' her 'r$" hi! r$w6

?OEY

A! $++$!e# t$ a bitter !el'5ri&hte$u!ha& wh$ ha! n$ 'rien#!>


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A 'ew &i&&le!6 Kat i&n$re! hi"6 A +ractice# &e!ture

M,S6 BLAISE That%! en$u&h0 Mr6 4$r!ey6

,eally &et! 'ire# u+ n$w

KAT

I &ue!! the !ch$$l b$ar# thin*! becau!eHe"in&way%! "ale an# an a!!h$le0 he%!w$rthy $' $ur ti"e

She l$$*! u+ at M!6 Blai!e0 wh$ i! n$w 'i&htin& with her+ill b$=6

KAT

9c$ntinuin&: )hat ab$ut C$lette> Charl$tte Br$nte>

Si"$ne #e Beau-$ir>

3atric*0 l$un&in& in hi! !eat in the bac* r$w0 elb$w! a

cru!ty5l$$*in& cr$ny0 i#enti'ie# by the na"e SCU,


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KAT

Te"+e!tu$u!>

MISS 3E,KY N$ 666 I belie-e (hein$u! bitch( i! the

ter" u!e# "$!t $'ten6

She &ri"ace!0 a! i' !he%! re'errin& t$ a "e#ical c$n#iti$n6

MISS 3E,KY 9c$ntinuin&: Y$u "i&ht want t$ w$r* $n that

Kat ri!e! 'r$" her chair with a +la!tic !"ile "atchin& thec$un!el$r%!6

KAT

A! alway!0 than* y$u '$r y$ur e=cellent&ui#ance6

INT6 SO3HOMO,E ENGLISH CLASS 5 4AY

Bianca i&n$re! the #r$nin& teacher a! !he write! a n$te inbi& 'l$win& han#writin&6

TEACHE, 9D6S6:

I realize the lan&ua&e $' Mr6Sha*e!+eare "a*e! hi" a bit #auntin&0but I%" !ure y$u%re all #$in& y$ur be!t6

Bianca '$l#! the n$te an# +a!!e! it behin# her with a 'li+$' her hair t$ CHASTITY6 Cha!tity $+en! the n$te an# rea#!

INSE,T 5 (?OEY 4O,SEY SAI4 HI TO ME IN THE HALL; OH; MYGO4;(

Cha!tity 'r$wn! t$ her!el'6

TEACHE, 9D6S6:

9c$ntinuin&: M!6 Strat'$r#0 #$ y$u care t$ c$""ent

$n what y$u%-e rea# !$ 'ar>

Bianca l$$*! u+ an# !"ile! the !"ile $' 4a##y%! little &irl6

BIANCA

N$t really6

The teacher !ha*e! her hea#0 but let! it &$6

MAN4ELLA6 a wai'5li*e !eni$r &irl wh$ !it! $'' t$ the !i#etryin& t$ !lit her wri!t with the +la!tic !+iral $n hern$teb$$*0 l$$*! u+ an# rai!e! her han#6

TEACHE,

Man#ella 55 !ince y$u%re a!!i!tin& u!0y$u "i&ht a! well c$""ent6 I%" a!!u"in&


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y$u rea# the a!!i&n"ent6

MAN4ELLA Uh0 yeah0 I rea# it all

TEACHE, The wh$le +layF

MAN4ELIA The wh$le '$li$6 All the +lay!6

TEACHE, 9#i!belie-in&: Y$u%-e rea# e-ery +lay by )illia"

Sha*e!+eare>

MAN4ELLA Ha-en%t y$u>

She rai!e! a challen&in& eyebr$w6 The !tunne# teacher#$e!n%t an!wer an# &$e! t$ call $n the ne=t !tu#ent6

ET6 SCHOOL COU,TYA,4 5 4AY

Man#ella an# Kat !it #$wn in the @uiet c$rner6 They areeatin& a cart$n $' y$&urt with &u!t$6

MAN4ELLA

Y$ur !i!ter i! !$ a"azin&ly with$ut6 She%ll ne-er rea# hi"6She ha! n$ i#ea6

Kat attac*!

KAT The 'act that y$u%re cuttin& &y" !$ y$u

can T6A6 S$+h$"$re En&li!h u!t t$ hearhi! na"e0 i! a little with$ut in it!el'i' y$u a!* "e6

Kat%! attenti$n i! cau&ht by 3atric* a! he wal*! by with hi!'rien#!0 li&htin& u+ a ci&arette6 Man#ella n$tice! her!tarin&6

MAN4ELLA

)h$%! that>

KAT 3atric*


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MAN4ELLA

He alway! l$$* !$

KAT Bl$c* E>

Kat turn! bac* t$ 'ace Man#ella an# '$rce! her y$&urt int$

Man#ella%! han#6

KAT 9c$ntinuin&: Man#ella0 eat6 Star-in& y$ur!el' i! a

-ery !l$w way t$ #ie6

MAN4ELLA ?u!t a little6

She eat!6 Kat !ee! her wri!t

KAT

)hat%! thi!>

MAN4ELLA An atte"+te# !lit6

Kat !tare! at her0 e=+re!!i$nle!!6

KAT I realize that the "en $' thi! 'ine

in!tituti$n are !e-erely lac*in&0 but*illin& y$ur!el' !$ y$u can be with)illia" Sha*e!+eare i! bey$n# the !c$+e$' n$r"al teena&e $b!e!!i$n!6 Y$u%re

-enturin& 'ar +a!t #ayti"e tal* !h$w'$##er an# enterin& the w$rl# $' th$!ewh$ nee# -ery e=+en!i-e thera+y6

MAN4ELLA

But i"a&ine the thin&! he%# !ay #urin&!e=6

Thin*! a "inute

KAT

O*ay0 !ay y$u #$ it6 Y$u *illy$ur!el'0 y$u en# u+ in where-er y$u en#

u+ an# he%! there6 4$ y$u really thin*he%! &$nna wanna #ace a ninety +$un#c$"+ul!i-e wh$ 'aile# -$lleyball>

Man#ella%! attenti$n i! !truc* by Bianca

AC,OSS THE COU,TYA,4

A! !he an# Cha!tity +ara#e by ?$ey an# hi! COHO,TS One $'the c$h$rt! elb$w! ?$ey6


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COHO,T

MICHAEL Becau!e they%re bre# t$6 Their "$ther!

li*e# &uy! li*e that0 an# their&ran#"$ther! be'$re the"6 Their &ene+$$l i! rarely #ilute#6

CAME,ON

He alway! ha-e that !hit5eatin& &rin>

MICHAEL ?$ey 4$r!ey> 3er"a5!hit5&rin6 I wi!h

I c$ul# !ay he%! a "$r$n0 but he%!nu"ber twel-e in the cla!!6 An# a"$#el6 M$!tly re&i$nal !tu''0 but he%!ru"$re# t$ ha-e a bi& tube !$c* a#c$"in& $ut6

The BELL rin&!0 an# the c$wb$y! !tan# an# !+it int$ theire"+ty bean can!6 Ca"er$n an# Michael ri!e a! Ca"er$n trie!t$ catch a &li"+!e $' Bianca a! !he wal*! bac* in!i#e6

MICHAEL

9c$ntinuin&: Y$u *n$w 7rench>

CAME,ON Sure #$ 666 "y M$"%! 'r$" Cana#a

MICHAEL Gue!! wh$ u!t !i&ne# u+ '$r a tut$r>


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CAME,ON Y$u "ean I%# &et a chance t$ tal* t$

her>

MICHAEL Y$u c$ul# c$n!ecrate with her0 "y

'rien#6

Ca"er$n watche! a! Bianca 'l$unce! bac* int$ the buil#in&6

ET6 SCHOOL 3A,KING LOT 5 4AY

Kat an# Man#ella wal* t$war# Kat%! car6 ?$ey +ull! u+be!i#e her in hi!

KAT

Yeah0 an# I n$tice# the $nly +art $'y$u 'eature# in y$ur bi& K"art !+rea#wa! y$ur elb$w6 T$u&h brea*6

?OEY

9+ractically!+ittin&:

They%re runnin& the re!t $' "e ne=t"$nth6

He z$$"! away a! Kat yan*! $+en the #$$r $' her 4art6Man#ella tie! a !il* !car' ar$un# her hea#0 a! i' they%re ina c$n-ertible6

KAT

The +e$+le at thi! !ch$$l are !$incre#ibly '$ul6

MAN4ELLA

Y$u c$ul# alway! &$ with "e6 I%" !ure)illia" ha! !$"e 'rien#!6

They watch ?$ey%! car a! he !l$w! ne=t t$ Bianca an#Cha!tity a! they wal* t$war# the !ch$$l bu!6

ON BIANCA AN4 CHASTITY

?OEY

Nee# a ri#e0 la#ie!>

Bianca an# Cha!tity can%t &et in ?$ey%! car 'a!t en$u&h6 He+ull! away with a !"ile6

BACK TO KAT AN4 MAN4ELLA

Man#ella l$wer! her !un&la!!e! t$ watch6


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MAN4ELLA That%! a char"in& new #e-el$+"ent

Kat #$e!n%t an!wer0 but reache! $-er an# +ut! a ta+e in theta+e #ec*6 The !$un#! $' ?OY7UL 3UNK ,OCK 'ill the car6

A! they +ull $ut0 Michael cr$!!e! in 'r$nt $' the" $n hi!"$+e#6 Kat ha! t$ SLAM the bra*e! t$ *ee+ 'r$" hittin& hi"

KAT

9yellin&: ,e"$-e hea# 'r$" !+hincter; Then

+e#al;

Michael be&in! 'ear'ully0 +e#alin& a! Kat 3EELS $ut0 an&ryat the #elay6

Ca"er$n ru!he! $-er

CAME,ON

Y$u all ri&ht>

He !l$w! t$ a !t$+

MICHAEL

Yeah0 u!t a "in$r enc$unter with the!hrew6

CAME,ON

That%! her> Bianca%! !i!ter>

MICHAEL The "ewlin&0 ra"+alian wretch her!el'6

Michael +utter! $''0 lea-in& Ca"er$n #$#&in& 3atric*%!&ri"y0 &rey ?ee+ 55 a -ehicle !e-eral year! an# "any +aint$b! away 'r$" it! '$r"er &l$ry a! a ,EGULATION MAIL T,UCK 5

5 a! he !i#e!wi+e! !e-eral car! $n hi! way $ut $' the l$t6

INT6 ST,AT7O,4 HOUSE 5 4AY

SHA,ON ST,AT7O,40 attracti-e an# '$cu!e#0 !it! in 'r$nt $'her c$"+uter0 ty+in& @uic*ly6 A !hel' ne=t t$ her h$l#!!e-eral b$#ice5ri++er r$"ance n$-el!0 bearin& her na"e6

Kat !tan#! behin# her0 rea#in& $-er her !h$ul#er a! !hety+e!6

KAT

(Un#ulatin& with #e!ire0 A#riennere"$-e! her cri"!$n ca+e0 re-ealin& hercrea"y 55(

)ALTE, ST,AT7O,40 a blu!tery0 "a# !cienti!t5ty+e$b!tetrician0 enter! thr$u&h the 'r$nt #$$r0 wearin& a#$ct$r%! white ac*et an# carryin& hi! blac* ba&6

)ALTE,


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I h$+e #inner%! rea#y becau!e I $nly ha-e ten "inute! be'$reMr!6 ?$hn!$n !@uirt! $ut a !crea"er6

He &rab! the "ail an# ri'le! thr$u&h it0 a! he ben#! #$wn t$*i!! Shar$n $n the chee*6

SHA,ON

In the "icr$wa-e6

)ALTE, 9t$ Kat: Ma*e any$ne cry t$#ay>

KAT Sa#ly0 n$6 But it%! $nly '$ur5thirty6

Bianca wal*! in6

KAT 9c$ntinuin&:

)here%-e y$u been>

BIANCA 9eyein& )alter: N$where666 Hi0 4a##y6

She *i!!e! hi" $n the chee*

)ALTE, Hell$0 +reci$u!6

)alter *i!!e! Bianca bac* a! Kat hea#! u+ the !tair!

KAT H$w t$uchin&6

)alter h$l#! u+ a letter t$ Kat

)ALTE, )hat%! thi!> It !ay! Sarah Lawrence>

Snatche! it away 'r$" hi"6

KAT I &ue!! I &$t in

Shar$n l$$*! u+ 'r$" her c$"+uter6

SHA,ON )hat%! a !yn$ny" '$r thr$bbin&>

)ALTE, Sarah Lawrence i! $n the $ther !i#e $'

the c$untry6

KAT I *n$w6


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)ALTE,

I th$u&ht we #eci#e# y$u were &$in& t$!ch$$l here6 At U $' D6

KAT

Y$u #eci#e#6

BIANCA I! there e-en a @ue!ti$n that we want

her t$ !tay>

Kat &i-e! Bianca an e-il l$$* then !"ile! !weetly at

KAT A!* Bianca wh$ #r$-e her h$"e

SHA,ON Sw$llen666tur&i#6

)ALTE,

9t$ Bianca u+!et: )h$ #r$-e y$u h$"e>

Bianca &lare! at Kat then turn! t$ )alter

BIANCA N$w #$n%t &et u+!et6 4a##y0 but there%!

thi! b$y666 an# I thin* he "i&ht a!*666

)ALTE, N$; Y$u%re n$t #atin& until y$ur !i!ter

!tart! #atin&6 En# $' #i!cu!!i$n6

BIANCA )hat i' !he ne-er !tart! #atin&>

)ALTE, Then neither will y$u6 An# I%ll &et t$

!lee+ at ni&ht6

BIANCA But it%! n$t 'air 55 !he%! a "utant0

4a##y;

KAT Thi! 'r$" !$"e$ne wh$!e #iary i!

#e-$te# t$ 'a-$rite &r$$"in& ti+!>

)ALTE, En$u&h;

He +ull! $ut a !"all ta+e rec$r#er 'r$" hi! blac* ba&6

)ALTE, 9c$ntinuin&: 4$ y$u *n$w what thi! i!>


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He hit! the (+lay% butt$n an# SH,IEKS O7 3AIN e"anate 'r$"the ta+e rec$r#er6

BIANCA AN4 )ALTE,

9in uni!$n0 byr$te:

The !$un# $' a 'i'teen5year5$l# inlab$r6

)ALTE,

Thi! i! why y$u%re n$t #atin& untily$ur !i!ter #$e!6

BIANCA

But !he #$e!n%t want t$ #ate6

)ALTE, E=actly "y +$int

Hi! BEE3E, &$e! $'' an# he &rab! hi! ba& a&ain

)ALTE, 9c$ntinuin&: ?e!u!; Can a "an e-en &rab a !an#wich

be'$re y$u w$"en !tart #ilatin&>

SHA,ON Tu"e!cent;

)ALTE, 9t$ Shar$n a! he

lea-e!: Y$u%re n$t hel+in&6

INT6 TUTO,ING ,OOM 5 4AY

Ca"er$n !it! with an e"+ty chair be!i#e hi"6 Bianca arri-e!in a 'lurry $' bl$n#e hair6

BIANCA

Can we "a*e thi! @uic*> ,$=anneK$rrine an# An#rew Barrett are ha-in& anincre#ibly h$rren#$u! +ublic brea*5 u+$n the @ua#6 A&ain6

CAME,ON

)ell0 I th$u&ht we%# !tart with

+r$nunciati$n0 i' that%! $*ay with y$u6

BIANCA N$t the hac*in& an# &a&&in& an# !+ittin& +art6 3lea!e6

CAME,ON 9l$$*in& #$wn: O*ay666 then h$w %b$ut we try $ut !$"e

7rench cui!ine6 Satur#ay> Ni&ht>

Bianca !"ile! !l$wly


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BIANCA

Y$u%re a!*in& "e $ut6 That%! !$ cute6)hat%! y$ur na"e a&ain>

CAME,ON

9e"barra!!e#: 7$r&et it6

Bianca !eize! an $++$rtunity6

BIANCA

N$0 n$0 it%! "y 'ault 55 we #i#n%t ha-ea +r$+er intr$#ucti$n 555

CAME,ON

Ca"er$n6

BIANCA The thin& i!0 Ca"er$n 55 I%" at the

"ercy $' a +articularly hi#e$u! bree# $'

l$!er6 My !i!ter6 I can%t #ate until!he #$e!6

CAME,ON

See"! li*e !he c$ul# &et a #ate ea!yen$u&h666

She 'in&er! a l$c* $' her hair6 He l$$*! $n0 #azzle#6

BIANCA

The +r$ble" i!0 !he%! c$"+letely anti5!$cial6

CAME,ON )hy>

BIANCA Un!$l-e# "y!tery6 She u!e# t$ be

really +$+ular when !he !tarte# hi&h!ch$$l0 then it wa! u!t li*e !he &$t!ic* $' it $r !$"ethin&6

CAME,ON

That%! a !ha"e6

She reache! $ut an# t$uche! hi! ar"

BIANCA

G$!h0 i' $nly we c$ul# 'in# Kat ab$y'rien#666

CAME,ON

Let "e !ee what I can #$6

Ca"er$n !"ile!0 ha-in& n$ i#ea h$w !tu+i# he i!

INT6 BIOLOGY CLASS


18/103

A 'r$& i! bein& t$rn a!un#er by !e-eral +r$n&! an# +ic*!6Michael an# Ca"er$n &$ '$r the !+leen6

MICHAEL

Y$u%re in !ch$$l '$r $ne #ay an# y$ua!* $ut the "$!t beauti'ul &irl> 4$ y$uha-e n$ c$nce+t $' the hi&h !ch$$l

!$cial c$#e>

Ca"er$n &rin! away

CAME,ON I teach her 7rench0 &et t$ *n$w her0

#azzle her with char" an# !he 'all! inl$-e with "e6

MICHAEL

Unli*ely0 but e-en !$0 !he !till can%t&$ $ut with y$u6 S$ what%! the

+$int>

Ca"er$n "$ti$n! with hi! hea# t$war# 3atric*0 a 'ew labtable! away6 He%! wearin& bi*er &la!!e! in!tea# $' &$&&le!a! he trie! t$ re-i-e hi! 'r$&6

CAME,ON

)hat ab$ut hi">

MICHAEL 9c$n'u!e#: Y$u wanna &$ $ut with hi">

The $ther! at the lab table rai!e their eyebr$w!

CAME,ON

9i"+atient: N$ 5 he c$ul# wran&le with the !i!ter6

Michael !"ile!6 Li*in& the intri&ue6

MICHAEL )hat "a*e! y$u thin* he%ll #$ it>

CAME,ON He !ee"! li*e he thri-e! $n #an&er

MICHAEL N$ *i##in&6 He%! a cri"inal6 I hear#

he lit a !tate tr$$+er $n 'ire6 He u!t&$t $ut $' Alcatraz666

CAME,ON

They alway! let 'el$n! !it in $n H$n$r!Bi$l$&y>

MICHAEL

I%" !eri$u!0 "an0 he%! whac*e#6 He


19/103

!$l# hi! $wn li-er $n the blac* "ar*et!$ he c$ul# buy new !+ea*er!6

CAME,ON

7$r&et hi! re+utati$n6 4$ y$u thin*we%-e &$t a +lan $r n$t>

MICHAEL

4i# !he actually !ay !he%# &$ $ut withy$u>

CAME,ON

That%! what I u!t !ai#

Michael +r$ce!!e! thi!6

MICHAEL Y$u *n$w0 i' y$u #$ &$ $ut with Bianca0

y$u%# be !et6 Y$u%# $utran* e-ery$ne6Strictly A5li!t6 )ith "e by y$ur !i#e6

CAME,ON I th$u&ht y$u hate# th$!e +e$+le6

MICHAEL Hey 55 I%-e &$tta ha-e a 'ew client!

when I &et t$ )all Street6

A c$wb$y 'lic*! the 'r$&%! heart int$ $ne $' the C$''eeKi#%! latte6 Ca"er$n +re!!e! $n0 $-er the "elee6

CAME,ON

S$ n$w all we &$tta #$ i! tal* t$ hi"6

He +$int! t$ 3atric*0 wh$ n$w "a*e! hi! 'r$& hu"+ an$ther'r$&0 with 'ull5$n !$un# e''ect!6

MICHAEL

I%ll let y$u han#le that6

INT6 )OO4SHO3 5 4AY

B$y! an# a 'ew !tray &irl! nail their +iece! $' w$$#

Michael !it! ne=t t$ 3E3E0 a C$''ee Ki#0 wh$ h$l#! $ut hi!ac*et li*e the "en wh$ !ell watche! in the !ubway6 In!i#e!e-eral ba&! $' c$''ee han& 'r$" h$$*!6

3E3E

S$"e +e$+le li*e the C$l$"bian0 but itall #e+en#! $n y$ur aci#ity +re'erence6Me> I +re'er Ea!t A'rican an#In#$ne!ian6 Y$u !tart the #ay with aSu"atra B$en&ie $r "aybe an# Ethi$+ianSi#a"$ in y$ur cu+0 y$u%re that "uch'arther ahea# than !$"e$ne #rin*in%C$!ia ,ican $r K$na 55 y$u *n$w what I"ean>


20/103

Michael n$#! !$le"nly6

AC,OSS THE ,OOM

3atric* !it! at a table with Scur-y0 "a*in& !$"ethin& thatl$$*! li*e a "achete $ut $' a tw$5by5'$ur6

Ca"er$n a++r$ache!0 'ull $' &$$#5nature# 'ar" b$y cheer

CAME,ON Hey0 there

In re!+$n!e0 3atric* bran#i!he! a l$u# 3O)E, TOOL in hi!#irecti$n6

Ca"er$n !lin*! away6

CAME,ON

9c$ntinuin&: Later0 then6

Michael watche!0 !ha*in& hi! hea#6

INT6 CA7ETE,IA 5 4AY

?$ey an# hi! +al! ta*e turn! #rawin& b$$b! $nt$ a ca'eteriatray with a "a&ic "ar*er6

Michael wal*! u+ an# !it! between the"0 ca!ual a! can be

MICHAEL

Hey6

?OEY Are y$u l$!t>

MICHAEL N$+e 5 u!t ca"e by t$ chat

?OEY )e #$n%t chat6

MICHAEL )ell0 actually0 I th$u&ht I%# run an

i#ea by y$u6 Y$u *n$w0 u!t t$ !ee i'y$u%re intere!te#6

?OEY

)e%re n$t6

He &rab! Michael by the !i#e $' the hea#0 an# +r$cee#! t$#raw a +eni! $n hi! chee* with the "a&ic "ar*er6 Michael!u''er! the in#i&nity an# !+ea*! un#aunte#6

MICHAEL

9&ri"acin&: Hear "e $ut6 Y$u want Bianca #$n%t


21/103

y$u>

?$ey !it! bac* an# cac*le! at hi! #rawin&6

MICHAEL 9c$ntinuin&: But !he can%t &$ $ut with y$u becau!e

her !i!ter i! thi! in!ane hea# ca!e an#

n$ $ne will &$ $ut with her6 ri&ht>

?OEY 4$e! thi! c$n-er!ati$n ha-e a +ur+$!e>

MICHAEL S$ what y$u nee# t$ #$ i! recruit a &uy

wh$%ll &$ $ut with her6 S$"e$ne wh$%!u+ '$r the $b6

Michael +$int! t$ 3atric*0 wh$ "a*e! a #i!&u!te# 'ace at hi!tur*ey +$t +ie be'$re he ri!e! an# thr$w! it at the &arba&ecan0 rather than in it6

?OEY

That &uy> I hear# he ate a li-e #uc* $nce6 E-erythin& butthe bea* an# the 'eet6

MICHAEL

E=actly

?$ey turn! t$ l$$* at Michael6

?OEY

)hat%! in it '$r y$u>

MICHAEL Oh0 hey0 n$thin% "an 3urely &$$# will

$n "y +art6

He ri!e! t$ lea-e an# turn! t$ the $ther!6

MICHAEL 9c$ntinuin&: I ha-e a #ic* $n "y 'ace0 #$n%t I>

INT6 BOY%S ,OOM 5 4AY

Michael !tan#! at the !in*0 tryin& t$ !crub ?$ey%! artw$r*$'' hi! 'ace a! Ca"er$n watche!6

CAME,ON

Y$u &$t hi" in-$l-e#>

MICHAEL Li*e we ha# a ch$ice> Be!i#e! 55 when

y$u let the ene"y thin* he%!$rche!tratin& the battle0 y$u%re in a


22/103

+$!iti$n $' +$wer6 )e let hi" +reten#he%! callin& the !h$t!0 an# while he%!bu!y !ettin& u+ the +lan0 y$u ha-e ti"et$ w$$ Bianca6

Ca"er$n &rin! an# +ut! an ar" ar$un# hi"

CAME,ON

Y$u%re $ne brilliant &uy

Michael +ull! bac*0 n$ticin& $ther &uy! 'ilin& in6

MICHAEL

Hey 5 I a++reciate &ratitu#e a! "uch a! the ne=t &uy0 butit%! n$t &$nna #$ y$u any &$$# t$ be *n$wn a! New Ki# )h$E"brace! Guy! In The Bathr$$"6

Ca"er$n +ull! bac* an# atte"+t! t$ +$!ture hi"!el' in a"anly way '$r the $ther!0 n$w watchin&6

INT6 KENNY%S THAI 7OO4 4INE, 5 4AY

Kat an# Man#ella +ic* a+art their +a# thai6 Man#ella i!!"$*in&6

KAT

S$ he ha! thi! hu&e ra&in& 'it ab$utSarah Lawrence an# in!i!t! that I &$ t$hi! "ale5#$"inate#0 +u*in& 'rat b$y0nu"ber $ne &$l' tea" !ch$$l6 I ha-e n$!ay at all6

MAN4ELLA

)illia" w$ul# ne-er ha-e &$ne t$ a!tate !ch$$l6

KAT

)illia" #i#n%t e-en &$ t$ hi&h !ch$$l

MAN4ELLA That%! ne-er been +r$-en

KAT Neither ha! hi! heter$!e=uality6

Man#ella re+lie! with a l$$* $' ice6 Kat u!e! the "$"ent t$

!tub $ut Man#ella%! ci&arette6

KAT 9c$ntinuin&: I a++reciate y$ur e''$rt! t$war# a

!+ee#y #eath0 but I%" c$n!u"in&6 9+$intin& at her

'$$#: 4$ y$u "in#>

MAN4ELLA


23/103

4$e! it "atter>

KAT I' I wa! Bianca0 it w$ul# be0 (Any

!ch$$l y$u want0 +reci$u!6 4$n%t '$r&ety$ur tiara6(

They b$th l$$* u+ a! 3atric* enter!6 He wal*! u+ t$ the

c$unter t$ +lace hi! $r#er6

Man#ella lean! t$war# Kat with the &l$w $' 're!h &$!!i+

MAN4ELLA ?anice 3ar*er t$l# "e he wa! a r$a#ie

'$r Marilyn Man!$n6

3atric* n$#! at the" a! he ta*e! hi! '$$# $ut!i#e6

KAT?anice 3ar*er i! an i#i$t

INT6 MISS 3E,KY%S O77ICE 5 4AY

3atric* !it! be'$re Mi!! 3er*y0 eatin& hi! Thai '$$#

MISS 3E,KY9l$$*in& at chart:

I #$n%t un#er!tan#0 3atric*6 Y$uha-en%t #$ne anythin& a!inine thi! wee*6Are y$u n$t 'eelin& well>

3AT,ICK

T$uch $' the 'lu6

MISS 3E,KY I%" at a l$!!0 then6 )hat !h$ul# we

tal* ab$ut> Y$ur year $' ab!ence>

He !"ile! hi! char"in& !"ile

3AT,ICK H$w %b$ut y$ur !e= li'e>

She t$lerate! hi! c$""ent with her witherin& &lance6

MISS 3E,KY )hy #$n%t we #i!cu!! y$ur #ri-in& nee#

t$ be a he"$rrh$i#>

3AT,ICK)hat%! t$ #i!cu!!>

MISS 3E,KY

Y$u weren%t abu!e#0 y$u aren%t !tu+i#0an# a! 'ar a! I can tell0 y$u%re $nly!li&htly +!ych$tic 55 !$ why i! it thaty$u%re !uch a 'uc*5u+>


24/103

3AT,ICK )ell0 y$u *n$w 55 there%! the +re!ti&e

$' the $b title666 an# the bene'it!+ac*a&e i! +retty &$$#666

The bell ,INGS6

MISS 3E,KY

7ine6 G$ #$ !$"ethin& re+u&nant an#&i-e u! !$"ethin& t$ tal* ab$ut ne=twee*6

INT6 TUTO,ING ,OOM 5 4AY

Se-eral +air! $' tut$r! an# !tu#ent! !it at the -ari$u!#e!*!6

Man#ella !it! with T,E Y$u%re rea#y '$r the

@uiz6


25/103

BIANCA

I #$n%t want t$ *n$w h$w t$ !ay thatth$u&h6 I want t$ *n$w u!e'ul thin&!6Li*e where the &$$# !t$re! are6 H$w"uch #$e! cha"+a&ne c$!t> Stu'' li*eChat6 I ha-e ne-er in "y li'e ha# t$+$int $ut "y hea# t$ !$"e$ne6

CAME,ON

That%! becau!e it%! !uch a nice $ne6

BIANCA 7$r&et 7rench6

She !hut! her b$$* an# +ut! $n a !e#ucti-e !"ile

BIANCA 9c$ntinuin&: H$w i! $ur little 7in# the )ench A 4ate

+lan +r$&re!!in&>

CAME,ON

)ell0 there%! !$"e$ne I thin* "i&ht be55

Bianca%! eye! li&ht u+

BIANCA

Sh$w "e

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AY

Ca"er$n an# Bianca lean a&ain!t the wall 5inc$n!+icu$u!ly6

Bianca +lay! it c$$l6

BIANCA Gi-e "e a !i&n when he wal*! by6 An#

#$n%t +$int6

The bell ,INGS6 Ki#! 'l$$# +a!t6 Then 3atric* !aunter! bywith Scur-y6 Ca"er$n nu#&e! Bianca6

CAME,ON

There6

BIANCA

)here>

Out $' #e!+erati$n0 Ca"er$n aw*war#ly lun&e! acr$!!3atric*%! +ath6 3atric* !h$-e! hi" bac* a&ain!t the wallwith$ut a th$u&ht6 Ca"er$n lan#! in a THU4 at Bianca%!'eet6

CAME,ON

I &ue!! he #i#n%t !ee "e9callin& a'ter3atric*:


26/103

S$"e $ther ti"e 55

Bianca watche! 3atric*0 a wic*e# &lea" in her eye6

BIANCA My G$#0 he%! re+ul!i-e6 He%! !$

+er'ect;

INT6 GYM CLASS 5 4AY

Se-eral -$lleyball &a"e! are bein& +laye#6

?$ey an# a "e"ber $' hi! hul*in& ent$ura&e0 a++r$ach3atric*0 wh$ !till "ana&e! t$ l$$* c$$l0 e-en in &y"cl$the!6 They +ull hi" a!i#e r$u&hly6

3AT,ICK

9!hru&&in& the"$'':

)hat>

?$ey +$int!

?OEY See that &irl>

3atric* '$ll$w! hi! line $' -i!i$n t$ Kat a! !he !+i*e! theball int$ !$"e +$$r c$wb$y%! 'ace6

3AT,ICK

Yeah

?OEY)hat #$ y$u thin*>

Kat win! the &a"e an# hi&h 'i-e! the $ther!0 wh$ are !care#$' her6

3AT,ICK

Tw$ le&!0 nice rac*666

?OEY Yeah0 whate-er6 I want y$u t$ &$ $ut

with her6

3AT,ICK Sure0 S+ar*y6 I%ll &et ri&ht $n it6

?OEYY$u u!t !ai#

3AT,ICK

Y$u nee# "$ney t$ ta*e a &irl $ut

?OEY But y$u%# &$ $ut with her i' y$u ha#

the ca*e>

3atric* !tare! at ?$ey #ea#+an6 Hi! #i!li*e '$r the &uy


27/103

$b-i$u!6

3AT,ICK9!arca!tic:

Yeah0 I%# ta*e her t$ Eur$+e i' I ha#the +lane6

?$ey !"ile!6

?OEY

Y$u &$t it0

?OEY

I can%t #ate her !i!ter until that $ne&et! a b$y'rien#6 An# that%! the catch6She #$e!n%t want a b$y'rien#6

3AT,ICK

H$w "uch>

?OEY

Twenty buc*! each ti"e y$u ta*e her $ut6

3AT,ICK I can%t ta*e a &irl li*e that $ut $n

twenty buc*!6

?OEY

7ine0 thirty6

3atric* rai!e! an eyebr$w0 ur&in& hi" u+

?OEY9c$ntinuin&:

Ta*e it $r lea-e it6 Thi! i!n%t ane&$tiati$n6

3AT,ICK

7i'ty0 an# y$u%-e &$t y$ur "an6

3atric* wal*! away with a !"ile

ET6 7IEL4 HOCKEY 7IEL4 5 4AY

Kat an# the re!t $' the tea" &$ thr$u&h a &ruelin& +ractice!e!!i$n6 Kat !+are! n$ $ne a! !he whi+! the ball all $-erthe 'iel#6

3atric* !it! $n the bleacher! nearby0 watchin&6 A ci&arette#an&le! 'r$" hi! "$uth6 Hi! +al0 SCU,


28/103

M,6 CHA3IN

9+r$u#ly:G$$# run0 Strat'$r#6

Kat n$#! in re!+$n!e0 an# the &irl! lea-e the 'iel#6 3atric*h$+! #$wn t$ '$ll$w6

3AT,ICKHey6 Girlie6

Kat !t$+! an# turn! !l$wly t$ l$$* at hi"6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&:I "ean )$5"an6 H$w ya #$in%>

KAT

9!"ile! bri&htly: Sweatin& li*e a +i&0 actually6 An#

y$ur!el'>

3AT,ICK

There%! a way t$ &et a &uy%! attenti$n6

KAT My "i!!i$n in li'e6

She !tan#! there un#aunte#0 han# $n hi+6

KAT9c$ntinuin&:

Ob-i$u!ly0 I%-e !truc* y$ur 'ancy6 S$0y$u !ee0 it w$r*e#6 The w$rl# "a*e!

!en!e a&ain6

3atric*%! eye! narr$w6 He !te+! cl$!er6

3AT,ICK3ic* y$u u+ 7ri#ay0 then

KAT

Oh0 ri&ht6 7ri#ay6

3AT,ICK bac*! u+ a little6 He u!e! hi! "$!t !e#ucti-e t$ne

3AT,ICK

The ni&ht I ta*e y$u t$ +lace! y$u%-ene-er been be'$re6 An# bac*6

KAT

Li*e where> The 25Ele-en $n Burn!i#e>4$ y$u e-en *n$w "y na"e0 !crewb$y>

3AT,ICK

I *n$w a l$t "$re than that

Kat !tare! at hi"6


29/103

KAT

4$ubt'ul6 I"ean0 !eri$u!ly0 y$u c$ul# ha-e !$"e+$tential burie# un#er all thi!h$!tility6

Kat +u!he! +a!t her int$ the hallway6

KAT I ha-e the +$tential t$ !"ac* the cra+

$ut $' y$u i' y$u #$n%t &et $ut $' "yway6

BIANCA

Can y$u at lea!t !tart wearin& a bra>

Kat SLAMS her #$$r in re!+$n!e6

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AY

3atric*0 Scur-y an# !$"e $ther ran#$"! hea# '$r the e=it

SCU,


30/103

3AT,ICK

Hey

Kat #$e!n%t an!wer

3AT,ICK9c$ntinuin&:

Y$u hate "e #$n%t y$u>

KAT I #$n%t really thin* y$u warrant that

!tr$n& an e"$ti$n6

3AT,ICK Then !ay y$u%ll !+en# 4$llar Ni&ht at

the trac* with "e6

KATAn# why w$ul# I #$ that>

3AT,ICK C$"e $n 55 the +$nie!0 the 'lat beer0

y$u with "$ney in y$ur eye!0 "e with "yhan# $n y$ur a!!666

KAT

Y$u 55 c$-ere# in "y -$"it6

3AT,ICKSe-en5thirty>

She !la"! her l$c*er !hut an# wal*! away

ET6 4O)NTO)N ST,EET 5 NIGHT

Kat e"er&e! 'r$" a "u!ic !t$re carryin& a ba& $' C4! in herteeth0 an# 'u"blin& thr$u&h her +ur!e with b$th han#!6 She'in#! her *ey! an# +ull! the" $ut with a triu"+hant tu&6

She l$$*! u+ an# 'in#! 3atric* !ittin& $n the h$$# $' hercar

3AT,ICK

Nice ri#e6

3AT,ICK I wa! in the laun#r$"at6 I !aw y$ur

car6 Th$u&ht I%# !ay hi6

KATHi


31/103

She &et! in an# !tart! the car6

3AT,ICK Y$u%re n$t a bi& tal*er0 are y$u>

KAT 4e+en#! $n the t$+ic6 My 'en#er! #$n%t

really whi+ "e int$ a -erbal 'renzy6

She !tart! t$ +ull $ut0 an# i! bl$c*e# by ?$ey%!

?OEYN$t at all

They c$ntinue $n int$ the !t$re6 Kat !tare! at the" in#i!belie'666

Then BACKS U3

Her -inta&e 'en#er! C,ASH int$ the #$$r $' ?$ey%! +reci$u!


32/103

KAT

Becau!e y$u%re "a*in& #eci!i$n! '$r "e6

)ALTE, A! a +arent0 that%! "y ri&ht

KAT

S$ what I want #$e!n%t "atter>

)ALTE, Y$u%re ei&hteen6 Y$u #$n%t *n$w what

y$u want6 Y$u w$n%t *n$w until y$u%re'$rty5'i-e an# y$u #$n%t ha-e it6

KAT

9e"+hatic: I want t$ &$ t$ an Ea!t C$a!t !ch$$l; I

want y$u t$ tru!t "e t$ "a*e "y $wnch$ice!6 I want 55

)alter%! BEE3E, &$e! $''

)ALTE, Chri!t; I want a ni&ht t$ &$ by that

I%" n$t !tarin& a c$ntracti$n in the'ace6

He wal*! $ut0 lea-in& Kat !tewin& $n the c$uch6

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AY

3atric* !hut! hi! &ra''iti5encru!te# l$c*er0 re-ealin&?$ey%! an&ry -i!a&e0 &l$werin& ne=t t$ hi"6

?OEY

)hen I !hell $ut 'i'ty0 I e=+ectre!ult!6

3AT,ICK

I%" $n it

?OEY )atchin& the bitch tra!h "y car #$e!n%t

c$unt a! a #ate6

3AT,ICK

I &$t her un#er c$ntr$l6 She u!t act!craze# in +ublic t$ *ee+ u+ the i"a&e6

?$ey !ee! thr$u&h the blu''

?OEY

Let "e +ut it t$ y$u thi! way0 i' y$u#$n%t &et any acti$n0 I #$n%t &et anyacti$n6 S$ &et y$ur a!! $n her! by theen# $' the wee*6


33/103

?$ey !tart! t$ wal* $''

3AT,ICKI u!t u++e# "y +rice

?OEY

9turnin&: )hat>

3AT,ICK

A hun#re# buc*! a #ate6

?OEY7$r&et it6

3AT,ICK

7$r&et her !i!ter0 then6

?$ey thin*! '$r a 'ru!trate# "$"ent0 3UNCHES the l$c*er0then +eel! an$ther 'i'ty $ut $' hi! wallet with a "enacin&!c$wl6

?OEY

Y$u better h$+e y$u%re a! !"$$th a! y$uthin* y$u are0 La #i'erance>

Bianca &lare! at hi"6

BIANCA A (c$+ine( i! !$"e$ne y$u can c$unt $n6

An (a"i( i! !$"e$ne wh$ "a*e! +r$"i!e!he can%t *ee+6

Ca"er$n cl$!e! the 7rench b$$*

CAME,ON

Y$u &$t !$"ethin& $n y$ur "in#>

BIANCA

I c$unte# $n y$u t$ hel+ "y cau!e6 Y$uan# that thu& are $b-i$u!ly 'ailin&6Aren%t we e-er &$in& $n $ur #ate>

He "elt!

CAME,ON

Y$u ha-e "y w$r#6 A! a &entle"an

BIANCA Y$u%re !weet6


34/103

She t$uche! hi! han#6 He blu!he! at her +rai!e an# watche!her t$!! her hair bac*

CAME,ON

9a++reciati-e: H$w #$ y$u &et y$ur hair t$ l$$* li*e

that>

BIANCA

Eber%! 4ee+ C$n#iti$ner e-ery tw$ #ay!6An# I ne-er0 e-er u!e a bl$w#ryerwith$ut the #i''u!er attach"ent6

Ca"er$n n$#! with intere!t6

CAME,ON

Y$u *n$w0 I rea# an article ab$ut that6

Bianca l$$*! !ur+ri!e#6

BIANCA Y$u #i#>

INT6 BOY%S ,OOM 5 4AY

3atric* !tan#! at the !in*0 wa!hin& hi! han#! Michael an#Ca"er$n c$wer in the c$rner0 watchin& hi"6

3AT,ICK

9with$ut turnin&ar$un#:

Say it

MICHAEL9clearin& hi!thr$at:

)hat>

3AT,ICK )hate-er the hell it i! y$u%re !tan#in%

there waitin% t$ !ay6

Ca"er$n bra-ely !te+! '$rwar#

CAME,ON )e wante# t$ tal* t$ y$u ab$ut the

+lan6

3atric* turn! t$war# the"6

3AT,ICK)hat +lan>

MICHAEL

The !ituati$n i!0 "y "an Ca"er$n hereha! a "a$r $ne! '$r Bianca Strat'$r#6


35/103

3AT,ICK )hat i! it with thi! chic*> She ha-e

three tit!>

Ca"er$n !tart! t$ $bect0 but Michael h$l#! u+ a han#6

MICHAEL I thin* I !+ea* c$rrectly when I !ay

that Ca"er$n%! l$-e i! +ure6 3urer than!ay 55 ?$ey 4$r!ey%!6

3AT,ICK

4$r!ey can +l$w wh$e-er he want!6 I%"u!t in thi! '$r the ca!h6

Ca"er$n !tart! ch$*in& at the th$u&ht $' ?$ey +l$win& hi!bel$-e# Bianca6

MICHAEL

That%! where we can hel+ y$u6 )ithKat6

3AT,ICK

S$ 4$r!ey can &et the &irl>

MICHAEL 3atric*0 3at0 y$u%re n$t l$$*in& at the

bi& +icture6 ?$ey%! u!t a +awn6 )e !etthi! wh$le thin& u+ !$ Ca"er$n can &etthe &irl6

3atric* !"ile!6 He li*e! the i#ea $' ?$ey bein& a +awn inthi! &a"e6

3AT,ICK Y$u tw$ are &$nna hel+ "e ta"e the wil#

bea!t>

MICHAEL9&rinnin&:

)e%re y$ur &uy!6

CAME,ON An# he "ean! that !trictly in a n$n5

+ri!$n5"$-ie ty+e $' way6

3AT,ICK

Yeah 55 we%ll !ee6

He !win&! the #$$r $+en an# e=it!0 lea-in& Michael an#Ca"er$n &rinnin& at each $ther6

MICHAEL

)e%re in6

INT6 CLASS,OOM 5 4AY

CU $n a +arty in-itati$n a! it &et! han#e# $ut6 (7uture


36/103

3rincet$n Gra# B$&ey L$wen!tein +r$u#ly +re!ent! a Satur#ayni&ht ba!h at hi! ab$#e6 Ca!ual attire(6

Michael h$l#! the in-itati$n u+ t$ Ca"er$n6

CAME,ON

Thi! i! it6 A &$l#en $++$rtunity63atric* can a!* Katarina t$ the +arty6

MICHAEL

In that ca!e0 we%ll nee# t$ "a*e it a!ch$$l5wi#e bl$w $ut6

CAME,ON

)ill B$&ey &et bent>

MICHAEL Are y$u *i##in&> He%ll +i!! hi"!el'

with $y6 He%! the ulti"ate *i!! a!!6

CA7ETE,IA 5 4AY

Michael han#! a $c* the +arty in-ite a! they +a!! each$ther at the tra!h can!6

INT6 GYM CLASS 5 4AY

The $c* call! a 'ell$w $c*

INT6 MATH CLASS 5 4AY

?$c* whi!+er! t$ a cheerlea#er

COU,TYA,4 5 4AY

The cheerlea#er call! a )hite ,a!ta that !he%! "a*in& $utwith0 !h$win& hi" the in-ite6

T,ACK 5 4AY

The )hite ,a!ta tell! a c$wb$y a! they run la+! #urin& trac*+ractice6

INT6 SHO)E,S 5 4AY

The c$wb$y Cell! a C$''ee Ki#0 a! he !hiel#! hi! a-a 'r$"the !+ray $' the !h$wer6

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AY

?$ey !tan#! ac hi! $+en l$c*er with Bianca6 The l$c*er i!an h$"a&e t$ ?$ey%! ("$#elin&( career6 Chee!y 3,INT A4S $'hi" 55 runnin& in a 'iel# $' #ai!ie!0 +ettin& a *itten0 etc655 a#$rn the l$c*er #$$r6

?OEY

)hich #$ y$u li*e better>


37/103

INSE,T 5 HEA4SHOTS $' ?$ey6 In $ne0 he%! +$utin& in a white!hirt6 In the $ther0 he%! +$utin& in a blac* !hirt6

BIANCA

I thin* I li*e the white !hirt

?$ey n$#! th$u&ht'ully6

?OEYIt%! "$re

BIANCA

E=+en!i-e>

?OEY E=actly

9beat: S$0 y$u &$in& t$ B$&ey L$wenbrau%!

thin& $n Satur#ay>

BIANCA H$+e'ully6

He &i-e! her hi! be!t 'lirtati$u! !"ile

?OEY G$$#0 %cau!e I%" n$t &$nna b$ther i'

y$u w$n%t be there6

He ta+! her $n the n$!e an# !he &i&&le!

INT6 TUTO,ING ,OOMBianca !it! acr$!! 'r$" Ca"er$n0 wh$%! tran!'i=e#0 a! alway!

BIANCA

Ha-e y$u hear# ab$ut B$&ey L$wen!tein%!+arty>

CAME,ON

Sure ha-e6

BIANCA 9+$utin&: I really0 really0 really wanna &$0 but

I can%t6 N$t unle!! "y !i!ter &$e!6

CAME,ON I%" w$r*in% $n it6 But !he #$e!n%t !ee"

t$ be &$in% '$r hi"6

He 'i!he!6

CAME,ON 9c$ntinuin&:

She%! n$t a666

BIANCA


38/103

Le!bian> N$6 I '$un# a +icture $'?are# Let$ in $ne $' her #rawer!0 !$ I%"+retty !ure !he%! n$t harb$rin& !a"e5!e=ten#encie!6

CAME,ON

S$ that%! the *in# $' &uy !he li*e!>3retty $ne!>

BIANCA

)h$ *n$w!> All I%-e e-er hear# her !ayi! that !he%# #i+ be'$re #atin& a &uythat !"$*e!6

Ca"er$n 'uri$u!ly ta*e! n$te!

CAME,ON

All ri&ht6 )hat el!e i! !he +artialt$>

INT6 4I


39/103

CAME,ON

Nu"ber $ne6 She hate! !"$*er!

MICHAELIt%! a lun& cancer i!!ue

CAME,ON

Her 'a-$rite uncle

MICHAEL4ea# at '$rty5$ne6

3atric* !it! u+

3AT,ICK

Are y$u tellin& "e I%" a 59!+it! the w$r#$ut:

(n$n5!"$*er(>

MICHAEL?u!t '$r n$w6

CAME,ON

An$ther thin&6 Bianca !ai# that Katli*e! 55 +retty &uy!6

Thi! i! "et with !ilence6 Then

3AT,ICK

)hat> Y$u #$n%t thin* I%" +retty>

Michael !"ac*! Ca"er$n

MICHAEL

He%! +retty;

CAME,ON O*ay; I wa!n%t !ure

Ca"er$n &$e! bac* t$ the li!t6

CAME,ON 9c$ntinuin&: O*ay 55 Li*e! Thai '$$#0 'e"ini!t

+r$!e0 an# (an&ry0 !tin*y &irl "u!ic $'

the in#ie5r$c* +er!ua!i$n(6

3AT,ICK S$ what #$e! that &i-e "e> I%"

!u++$!e# t$ buy her !$"e n$$#le! an# ab$$* an# !it ar$un# li!tenin& t$ chic*!wh$ can%t +lay their in!tru"ent!>

MICHAEL

E-er been t$ Club S*un*>


40/103

3AT,ICK Yeah6

CAME,ON Gi&&le+u!! i! +layin& there t$"$rr$w

ni&ht6

3AT,ICK

4$n%t "a*e "e #$ it0 "an

MICHAEL A!!ail y$ur ear! '$r $ne ni&ht6

CAME,ON It%! her 'a-$rite ban#6

3atric* &r$an!

MICHAEL I al!$ retrie-e# a li!t $' her "$!t

recent C4 +urcha!e!0 c$urte!y $'

A"erican E=+re!!6

He han#! it $-er6

3AT,ICK9!"ilin&:

Michael 55 #i# y$u &et thi! in'$r"ati$n(ille&ally(>

Michael +ut! a 'in&er t$ hi! li+!6

MICHAEL

I +re'er t$ thin* $' it !i"+ly a! an

alternati-e t$ what the law all$w!6

3AT,ICKI%" li*in% y$u &uy! better

He l$$*! #$wn at the li!t $' C4!6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&:Thi! i! really "u!ic>

INT6 KAT%S ,OOM 5 NIGHT

MUSIC BLA,ES in a r$$" with "ini"ali!t #ec$r !+la!he# within#ie r$c* ban# +$!ter! an# 'lyer!6

Kat an# Man#ella #ance a! they #re!! an# a++ly "a*e5u+Bianca enter!0 interru+tin& their 'un6

BIANCA

Can y$u turn #$wn the Screa"in&Men!trual Bitche!> I%" tryin& t$ !tu#y6

Kat #$e!n%t "$-e0 !$ Bianca cr$!!e! t$ the !tere$0 turnin&


41/103

#$wn the -$lu"e6

BIANCA 9c$ntinuin&: 4$n%t tell "e y$u%re actually &$in&

$ut> On a !ch$$l ni&ht0 n$ le!!6

Kat !h$$t! her a &lare

BIANCA

9c$ntinuin&e=cite#:

Oh "y G$#0 #$e! thi! "ean y$u%rebec$"in& n$r"al>

KAT

It "ean! that Gi&&le+u!! i! +layin& atClub S*un* an# we%re &$in&6

BIANCA

9#i!a++$inte#:

Oh0 I th$u&ht y$u "i&ht ha-e a #ate 9beat: I #$n%t *n$w why I%" b$therin& t$ a!*0

but are y$u &$in& t$ B$&ey L$wen!tein%!+arty Satur#ay ni&ht>

KAT

)hat #$ y$u thin*>

BIANCA I thin* y$u%re a 'rea*6 I thin* y$u #$

thi! t$ t$rture "e6 An# I thin* y$u!uc*6

She !"ile! !weetly an# !hut! the #$$r behin# her6 Kat#$e!n%t bat an eye6 She &rab! her +ur!e an# $+en! the #$$r

KAT

Let%! hit it6

ET6 CLUB SKUNK 5 NIGHT

A ha++y blac* an# white ne$n !*un* !+ray! 'ine "i!t $n theline $' *i#! bel$w6

INT6 CLUB 7OYE, 5 NIGHT

Kat an# Man#ella wal* in0 Man#ella ner-$u!ly +ullin& $ut her'a*e I46 The &iant0 a'r$e# b$uncer0 B,UCE0 l$$*! ty+ically"$n$5!yllabic6

MAN4ELLA

9whi!+erin& t$ Kat:Y$u thin* thi!%ll w$r*>

KAT

N$ 'ear6


42/103

They a++r$ach Bruce6 Kat +ut! $n her ha++y0 !hiny 'ace

KAT

9c$ntinuin&: Hell$; )e%# li*e tw$ '$r Gi&&le+u!!;

Bruce l$$*! the &irl! u+ an# #$wn6

B,UCE

I can c$unt6

He l$$*! at their I4!6 Man#ella &ently "$-e! Kat a!i#e0wearin& a 'ace that c$ul# $nly be #e!cribe# a! (I AM a

B,UCE Ta*e it ea!y $n the &uy! in there6

Man#ella win*! at hi" an# !a!hay! in!i#e Kat '$ll$w!behin#0 !ha*in& her hea#6


3atric*%! "ail truc* clatter! t$ a !t$+ $ut 'r$nt6

INT6 CLUB 7OYE, 5 NIGHT

3atric* wal*! u+ t$ Bruce0 wh$%! 'ri!*in& a ba#ly "$whaw*e#3IE,CE4 EYEB,O) BOY6 Bruce +ull! a S)ITCHBLA4E $ut $' theb$y%! in!i#e +$c*et6

B,UCE Ne=t ti"e0 lea-e the Bic at h$"e0

S*i++y6

SKI33Y It%! a b$ttle $+ener6

Bruce +u!he! hi" in!i#e the club0 then !ee! 3atric*6

B,UCE


43/103

They !ha*e6

3AT,ICK

Alway! a +lea!ure0 Brucie6

B,UCE 4i#n%t ha-e y$u +e&&e# '$r a Gi&&le+u!!

'an6 Aren%t they a little t$$ +re5teenbelly5butt$n rin& '$r y$u>

3AT,ICK

7an $' a 'an6 Y$u !ee a c$u+le $'"in$r! c$"e in>

B,UCE

Ne-er

3AT,ICK 3a#ua &irl!6 One tall0 #ecent b$#y6

The $ther $ne *in#a !h$rt an#

un#er!e=e#>

B,UCE?u!t !ent %e" thr$u&h6

3atric* !tart! t$ &$ in

B,UCE

9c$ntinuin&: Hey 55 what ha++ene# t$ that chic* y$u

br$u&ht la!t ti"e> The $ne with the!na*e>

3atric* lau&h! an# &$e! int$ the club

INT6 CLUB 5 NIGHT

On!ta&e0 the all5'e"ale ban# GIGGLE3USS i! +arlayin& theirba# &irl !a!! int$ a ri++in& +un* nu"ber6

Near the !ta&e i! a $y'ul "a!! $' +$&$5in& teen! AT THE BA,

3atric* bellie! u+ an# l$$*! ar$un# the club6 Gi&&le+u!!'ini!he! a !$n&6

LEA4 SINGE,

Hell$0 $ut there6 )e%re Gi&&le+u!! an#we%re 'r$" Oly"+ia6

A teena&e b$y in the au#ience ta*e! the $++$rtunity t$!crea"6

BOY 9D6S6:

3et "y *itty;

LEA4 SINGE,Me$w


44/103

They re- int$ their ne=t !$n&6

NEA, THE STAGE

Man#ella an# Kat &l$w with !weat6 )hen they hear the$+enin& ch$r#! $' the !$n&0 they l$$* at each $ther an#!crea" with &lee a! they be&in t$ #ance6 They c$ul#n%t be

ha-in& a better ti"e6

AT THE BA,

3atric* !i&nal! t$ &et the barten#er%! attenti$n an# l$$*!acr$!! the b$uncin& !ur&e $' the cr$w#6 He !+$t! Kat an#Man#ella !in&in& al$n&6

HIS 3O

KATTw$ water!6

She l$$*! at 3atric* a&ain6 He%! c$"+letely ab!$rbe# in theban#6 She !c$wl!6 The b$ttle# water arri-e! an# !he"arche! $''0 '$r&ettin& t$ +ay6

She wal*! u+ t$ 3atric*6

KAT

9c$ntinuin&:


45/103

Y$u%re n$t '$$lin& any$ne6

3atric* l$$*! at her0 !ur+ri!e#

3AT,ICK9yellin&:

hey6 Great !h$w0 huh>

KAT9yellin&:

I' y$u%re +lannin& $n a!*in& "e $ut y$u "i&ht a! well &et it$-er with6

3AT,ICK

9yellin&:E=cu!e "e>

KAT

9yellin&: That%! what y$u want0 i!n%t it>

3AT,ICK

9yellin& &e!turin&t$war# the ban#:

4$ y$u "in#> Y$u%re !$rt $' ruinin& it'$r "e6

Kat !tea"!6 An# watche! hi" watch the ban#

KAT

9yellin&: Y$u%re n$t !urr$un#e# by y$ur u!ual

cl$u# $' !"$*e6

The ban# ta*e! a brea*0 !$ they can !t$+ yellin& n$w

3AT,ICK

I *n$w6 I @uit6

He lean! bac*0 "a*in& n$ atte"+t t$ hit $n her6 She "$-e!cl$!er6

KAT

Oh0 really>

He "$ti$n! t$war# the !ta&e

3AT,ICK

Y$u *n$w0 the!e &uy! are n$ Bi*ini Kill$r The ,ainc$at!0 but they%re ri&ht u+there6

KAT

Y$u *n$w wh$ The ,ainc$at! are>

3AT,ICK)hy0 #$n%t y$u>


46/103

She%! c$"+letely ta*en abac*6 He u!e! the "$"ent t$ hi!a#-anta&e an# bru!he! her hair bac* a! he !+ea*! ri&ht int$her ear6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&: I watche# y$u $ut there I%-e ne-er

!een y$u l$$* li*e that

Kat !te+! away0 bru!hin& the hair bac* that he u!t t$uche#Her chee*! +in*en6

Hi! c$c*y !i#e i! bac* in a 'la!h

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&:C$"e t$ that +arty with "e6

At that "$"ent0 the ban# !tart! an$ther SONG

KAT9yellin&:

)hat>

The barten#er a++r$ache!6

BA,TEN4E,9t$ Kat0 yellin&:

Y$u '$r&$t t$ +ay;

3AT,ICK9yellin&:

I &$t it0 ,ic*6

He t$!!e! !$"e bill! $n the bar

,ather than than* hi"0 Kat !i"+ly watche! hi"0 tryin& t$'i&ure $ut hi! "$ti-e6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&yellin&:

Nine5thirty then6

A 'ew +e$+le ha-e &$tten between the" at the bar an# !hecan%t hear a w$r# he%! !ayin&6 She &i-e! hi" $ne la!t l$$*

an# hea#! bac* int$ the cr$w#6

3atric* !"ile!6 She #i#n%t !ay n$ thi! ti"e6


The cr$w# 'ile! $ut $' the club0 Kat an# Man#ella a"$n&!tthe"6 AF they%re wal*in& t$war# the +ar*in& l$t0 3atric*c$a!t! by in hi! truc*6 The &ear! G,IN46 He yell! $ut thewin#$w6


47/103

MAN4ELLA)hat%# he !ay>

KAT

)h$ care!>

Man#ella watche! Kat a! !he !tare! a'ter 3atric*

MAN4ELLA Ha! he i"+$rtun%# y$u with l$-e in

h$n$urable 'a!hi$n>

Kat &lance! !har+ly at her6

MAN4ELLA9c$ntinuin& $''her l$$*:

4$n%t be Cruella with "e6 I%" in 'a-$r$' r$"ance6 Y$u%re the $ne that want!t$ "arch $n )a!hin&t$n e-ery 'i-e"inute!6

Kat +$*e! her0 then l$$*! bac* at the club #rea"ily6

KAT

Gi&&le+u!! wa! !$ bey$n#6

Man#ella n$#!6

MAN4ELLA They were6 I $nly wi!h )illia" c$ul#

ha-e been here t$ witne!! the rebirth $'+un* r$c* with u!6

Kat lin*! her ar" thr$u&h Man#ella%! an# they hea# '$r thecar6

KAT

S$ true6

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AYCa"er$n an# Michael are at Michael%! l$c*er6

CAME,ON

S$0 then !he !ay! that !he al"$!t#i#n%t wear the Kenneth C$le! with that#re!! becau!e !he th$u&ht !he wa!

"i=in&0 y$u *n$w0 &enre!6 An# the 'actthat I n$tice# 55 an# I%" @u$tin& here 5

(really "eant !$"ethin&6(

Ca"er$n l$$*! At Michael e=+ectantly

MICHAELY$u t$l# "e that +art alrea#y6

CAME,ON

Hell0 I%-e u!t been &$in& $-er the


48/103

wh$le thin& in "y hea# an# 5

?$ey a++ear! $-er Ca"er$n%! !h$ul#er6

?OEYHey6 4in&$ B$in&$

Ca"er$n an# Michael l$$* at each $ther An# turn ar$un#

!l$wly

?OEY9c$ntinuin& t$Michael:

I hear y$u%re hel+in%


49/103

MISS 3E,KY Y$u%re c$"+letely #e"ente#6

3AT,ICK 9cheery: See y$u ne=t wee*;

Kat !tan#! an# 3atric* !ee! her6

Mi!! 3er*y watche! in h$rr$r

MISS 3E,KY

Y$u tw$ *n$w each $ther>

3AT,ICKKATYeahN$6

Mi!! 3er*y &rab! Kat an# !h$-e! her int$ her $''ice6

MISS 3E,KY

9t$ 3atric*:

4ear G$#0 !tay away 'r$" her6 I' y$utw$ e-er #eci#e# t$ bree#0 e-il w$ul#truly wal* the earth6

3atric* &i-e! Kat $ne la!t l$$* be'$re the #$$r !hut!0 then!"ile!5

ET6 ST,AT7O,4 HOUSE 5 NIGHT

The li&ht! are $n0 illu"inatin& the yar#

INT6 ST,AT7O,4 HOUSEU3STAI,S HALL)AY 5 NIGHT

Bianca an# Cha!tity !tan# $ut!i#e Kat%! r$$"6 MUSIC i!blarin& an# the #$$r i! !hut6 Bianca l$$*! at her watch

BIANCA

She%! $b-i$u!ly n$t &$in&6

INT6 LI


50/103

&$ t$ a !"all !tu#y &r$u+ $' 'rien#!6

)ALTE, Otherwi!e *n$wn a! an $r&y>

BIANCA It%! u!t a +arty6 4a##y0 but I *new

y$u%# '$rbi# "e t$ &$ !ince (Gl$ria

Steine"( $-er there i!n%t &$in& 55

She +$int! t$ Kat 55 )al*"an blarin& 55 wh$ c$"e!#$wn!tair!0 wearin& a baby tee an# battere# Le-i!6 Herrela=in&5at5h$"e l$$* i! ab$ut DD ti"e! !e=ier than her at5

!ch$$l l$$*6 She wan#er! t$war# the *itchen6

)alter #irect! hi! attenti$n t$war# Kat6

)ALTE, 4$ y$u *n$w ab$ut any +arty> Katarina>

Kat !hru&! a! !he c$"e! bac* $ut $' the *itchen with an

a++le

BIANCA 4a##y0 +e$+le e=+ect "e t$ be there;

)ALTE, I' Kat%! n$t &$in&0 y$u%re n$t &$in&6

Bianca turn! t$ Kat0 eye! ablaze

BIANCA Y$u%re ruinin& "y li'e% Becau!e y$u

w$n%t be n$r"al0 I can%t be n$r"al6

KAT

)hat%! n$r"al>

BIANCA B$&ey L$wen!tein%! +arty i! n$r"al0 but

y$u%re t$$ bu!y li!tenin& t$ Bitche! )h$Nee# 3r$zac t$ *n$w that6

)ALTE,

)hat%! a B$&ey L$wen!tein>

Kat ta*e! $'' her ear+h$ne!0 rea#y t$ #$ battle

BIANCA

Can%t y$u '$r&et '$r u!t $ne ni&htthat y$u%re c$"+letely wretche#>

KAT

At lea!t I%" n$t a cl$ute# 'en5 !uc*e#he#&e5+i&6

Bianca t$!!e! her hair6


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BIANCA Li*e I%" !u++$!e# t$ *n$w what that

e-en "ean!6

KAT It%! Sha*e!+eare6 Maybe y$u%-e hear#

$' hi">

BIANCA Yeah0 he%! y$ur 'rea* 'rien# Man#ella%!

b$y'rien#6 I &ue!! !ince I%" n$tall$we# t$ &$ $ut0 I !h$ul# $b!e!! $-era #ea# &uy0 t$$6

)ALTE,

Girl!

Kat !tare! Bianca #$wn

KAT I *n$w ab$ut the &$##a"n +arty6 I%"

&$in&6

Bianca an# Cha!tity l$$* at each $ther0 thrille#0 an# bur!tint$ &lee'ul !crea"!6

A !tartle# )alter clutche! Bianca in a +r$tecti-e hu&6

)ALTE,

Oh0 G$#6 It%! !tartin&6

BIANCA It%! u!t a +arty6 4a##y6

)alter l$$*! #aze#6

)ALTE, )ear the belly be'$re y$u &$6

BIANCA 4a##y0 n$;

)ALTE, ?u!t '$r a "inute

He ru!he! t$ a cu+b$ar# an# +ull! $ut a +a##e# 'au=5 +re&nancy belly6

)ALTE,

9c$ntinuin&: I want y$u t$ realize the wei&ht $'

y$ur #eci!i$n!6

He han&! the belly $n her a! !he !tan#! "$rti'ie#6

BIANCA Y$u are !$ c$"+letely unbalance#6


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KATCan we &$ n$w>

Scanne# by htt+'ree"$-ie!cri+t!6c$" 7$r"attin& by htt+!i"+ly!cri+t!6h$"e6att6net

)ALTE,

9t$ Bianca: 3r$"i!e "e y$u w$n%t tal* t$ any b$y!

unle!! y$ur !i!ter i! +re!ent6

BIANCA )hy>

)ALTE, Becau!e !he%ll !care the" away6

Kat !t$"+! t$ the #$$r0 &rabbin& her car *ey! $'' the halltable an# a !weater 'r$" the c$at rac*6 She 'lin&! $+en the#$$r an#666

There !tan#! 3atric*6

3AT,ICK

Nine5thirty ri&ht>

Kat%! in !h$c*

3AT,ICK9c$ntinuin&:

I%" early6

She h$l#! u+ her *ey!

KAT

I%" #ri-in&6

He +ee*! in behin# her6

3AT,ICK)h$ *n$c*e# u+ y$ur !i!ter>

INT6 BOGEY LO)ENSTEIN%S HOUSE 5 NIGHT

BOGEY0 a !h$rt 7uture MBA in a tu=0 &reet! hi! &ue!t! li*e a+r$0 han#in& $ut ci&ar! an# "artini!6

BOGEY

Nice t$ !ee y$u6 Martini bar t$ theri&ht0 !h$t! in the *itchen6

The h$u!e i! 'ille# t$ ca+acity with 3a#ua Hi&h%! 'ine!t Kat+u!he! thr$u&h the cr$w#6 3atric* !aunter! in behin# her

INT6 BOGEY%S KITCHEN 5 NIGHT

?$ey line! u+ a r$w $' !h$t! a"i# "uch wh$$+in& an#


53/103

h$llerin& within the $c* cr$w#6

Kat enter!0 then @uic*ly trie! t$ "a*e an ab$ut 'ace6 ?$ey!ee! her an# ru!he! $-er t$ bl$c* her0 !tan#in& in the#$$rway6

?OEY

L$$*in% 're!h t$ni&ht0 3u!!y5Kat

Kat &i-e! hi" a #eath l$$* an# then !t$+! an# +$int! at hi!'$rehea#6

KAT

)ait 55 wa! that>55 4i# y$ur hairlineu!t rece#e>

He +anic!0 whi++in& $ut a han#y +$c*et "irr$r She%!alrea#y wal*in& away6

?OEY

)here ya &$in>

KAT

Away6

?OEYY$ur !i!ter here>

Kat%! 'ace !h$w! utter hatre#

KAT

Lea-e "y !i!ter al$ne6

?OEY

9!"ir*in&:An# why w$ul# I #$ that>

A ,UCKUS !$un#! 'r$" the ne=t r$$"

?OCK

A 'i&ht;

The $ther $c*! ru!h t$ watch a! tw$ C$''ee Ki#! !+la!htheir cu+'ul! $n each $ther6

CO77EE KI4 J.

That wa! a New Guinea 3eaberry0 y$u

7$l&er%!5cry!tal!5!lur+in&5buttwi+e6

Ca''einate# 'i!t! 'ly6 ?$ey !lither! away 'r$" the #$$r t$watch0 &i-in& Kat $ne la!t !"ir*0 u!t a! Bianca wal*! int$the *itchen6

?OEY

?u!t wh$ I wa! l$$*in& '$r6

He +ut! hi! ar" ar$un# Bianca an# e!c$rt! her $ut


54/103

KATBIANCA

Bianca *ee+! wal*in&0 i&n$rin& Kat

A GUY +$urin& !h$t! han#! Kat $ne She #$wn! it an# acce+t!an$ther6

GUY 4rin* u+0 !i!ter6

3atric* wal*! u+

3AT,ICK )hat%! thi!>

KAT9"$c*in&:

(I%" &ettin& tra!he#0 "an6( I!n%t thatwhat y$u%re !u++$!e# t$ #$ at a +arty>

3AT,ICK I !ay0 #$ what y$u wanna #$6

KAT 7unny0 y$u%re the $nly $ne

She #$wn! an$ther6

INT6 BOGEY%S LI


55/103

Michael !+$t! Bianca an# Cha!tity0 watchin& the !*ir"i!h0an# +$int! Ca"er$n%! b$#y in her #irecti$n6

MICHAEL

9c$ntinuin&: 7$ll$w the l$-e0 "an

ON BIANCA AN4 CHASTITY Bianca crane! her nec*

BIANCA )here #i# he &$> He wa! u!t here6

CHASTITY)h$>

BIANCA

?$ey6

Ca"er$n wal*! $-er6

CAME,ON E-enin&0 la#ie!6

Bianca turn! an# &race! hi" with a +aine# !"ile6

BIANCA Hi6

CAME,ON L$$*! li*e thin&! w$r*e# $ut t$ni&ht0

huh>

Bianca i&n$re! the @ue!ti$n an# trie! t$ +awn hi" $''

BIANCA

Y$u *n$w Cha!tity>

CAME,ON I belie-e we !hare an art in!truct$r

CHASTITYGreat

BIANCA

)$ul# y$u "in# &ettin& "e a #rin*0Ca"er$n>

CAME,ON

Certainly 3ab!t> Ol# Milwau*ee> ,ai?ieer>

Bianca &i-e! hi" a ten!e !"ile6

BIANCA Sur+ri!e "e6

He hea#! '$r the *itchen6 ?$ey wal*! u+ an# &rab! her


56/103

ar$un# the wai!t6

She &i&&le! a! he +ic*! her u+ an# carrie! her $'' 55 u!ta! Ca"er$n return!0 a beer 55 c$"+lete with a na+*in an#!traw 55 in hi! han#6

Cha!tity &lare! with a eal$u! 'ury a'ter Bianca an# ?$ey0then &i-e! Ca"er$n the $nce5$-er an# wal*! away6

Michael a++ear!6

MICHAEL

E=tre"ely un'$rtunate "aneu-er6

CAME,ON The hell i! that> )hat *in# $' %&uy

u!t +ic*! u+ a &irl an# carrie! heraway while y$u%re tal*in& t$ her>

MICHAEL

Butth$lu! e=tre"u!6 But hey0 y$u%re

"a*in& +r$&re!!6

CAME,ON N$0 I % " n$t6

He !"ac*! hi"!el' in the hea#

CAME,ON 9c$ntinuin&: She u!e# "e; She want! t$ &$ $ut with

4$r!ey6 N$t "e6 I%" an i#i$t;

Michael +at! hi" $n the !h$ul#er6

MICHAEL

At lea!t y$u%re !el'5aware

BOGEY%S KITCHEN 5 NIGHT

Kat an# a cr$w# $' )hite ,a!ta! an# C$wb$y! !tan# in a#run*en &r$u+ hu& !in&in& (I Sh$t the Sheri''(6 Kat ha!an$ther !h$t &la!! in han#6

3atric* i! !h$win& a !car t$ an inebriate#0 enra+ture#cheerlea#er6 He l$$*! u+ at Kat an# !"ile! "eet! hi! eye!then l$$*! away6

INT6 BOGEY%S LI


57/103

BIANCA ueen Harry>

?OEY It%! a &ay crui!e line0 but I%ll be0

li*e0 wearin& a uni'$r" an# !tu''6

Bianca trie! t$ a++ear i"+re!!e#0 but it%! &ettin&

#i''icult6

BIANCA Neat666

?OEY My a&ent !ay! I%-e &$t a &$$# !h$t at

bein& the 3ra#a &uy ne=t year6

He l$$*! $-er her !h$ul#er an# wa-e! at !$"e$ne6 Biancata*e! the $++$rtunity t$ e!ca+e6

BIANCA

I%ll be ri&ht bac*6

INT6 BOGEY%S BATH,OOM 5 NIGHT

Bianca !hut! the #$$r an# lean! $n it with a !i&h6 Cha!titya++lie! li+5&l$!! in the "irr$r6

BIANCA

He +ractically +r$+$!e# when he '$un#$ut we ha# the !a"e #er"at$l$&i!t6 I"ean6 4r6 B$nch$w!*i i! &reat an all0but he%! n$t e=actly rele-ant +artyc$n-er!ati$n6

CHASTITY

I! he $ily $r #ry>

BIANCA C$"binati$n6 I #$n%t *n$w 55 I th$u&ht

he%# be #i''erent6 M$re $' a&entle"an666

Cha!tity r$ll! her eye!

CHASTITY

Bianca0 I #$n%t thin* the hi&hli&ht! $'

#atin& ?$ey 4$r!ey are &$in& t$ inclu#e#$$r5$+enin& an# c$at5h$l#in&6

BIANCA

S$"eti"e! I w$n#er i' the &uy! we%re!u++$!e# t$ want t$ &$ $ut with are the$ne! we actually want t$ &$ $ut with0y$u *n$w>

CHASTITY

All I *n$w i! 55 I%# &i-e u+ "y +ri-ate


58/103

line t$ &$ $ut with a &uy li*e ?$ey6

There%! a KNOCK at the #$$r6 Bianca $+en! it t$ 'in# a -ery#run*en Kat6

KAT

Bianca0 I nee# t$ tal* t$ y$u 55 I nee#t$ tell y$u 55

BIANCA

9cuttin& her $'': I really #$n%t thin* I nee# any !$cial

a#-ice 'r$" y$u ri&ht n$w6

Bianca &rab! Cha!tity%! ar" an# they e=it

INT6 BOGEY%S KITCHEN 5 NIGHT 5 LATE,

3atric* trie! t$ re"$-e a !h$t &la!! 'r$" Kat%! han#6

3AT,ICK

Maybe y$u !h$ul# let "e ha-e it6

Kat i! 'ierce in her re'u!al t$ let &$

KAT

I want an$ther $ne

?$ey enter!0 &rabbin& 3atric* by the !h$ul#er0 #i!tractin&hi" 'r$" hi! ta!*6

?OEY

My "an

A! 3atric* turn!0 Kat brea*! 'ree an# #i-e! int$ the !ea $'#ancin& +e$+le in the #inin& r$$"6

3AT,ICK

9ann$ye#: It%! ab$ut ti"e6

?OEYA #eal%! a #eal6

He +eel! $'' !$"e bill!

?OEY9c$ntinuin&:

H$w%# y$u #$ it>

3AT,ICK 4$ what>

?OEY Get her t$ act li*e a hu"an

A -ery #run*en Kat u"+! u+ $nt$ the *itchen i!lan# an#


59/103

!tart! #ancin& by her!el'6 She let! l$$!e0 hair 'lyin&6She%! al"$!t burle!@ue6

Other! '$r" a cr$w#0 cla++in& an# cheerin& her $n

She !win&! her hea# ar$un# BANGING it $n a c$++er +$than&in& 'r$" the rac* ab$-e the center i!lan#6 She !tart!t$ !way0 then &$e! #$wn a! 3atric* ru!he! $-er t$ catch her6

The $ther! CLA30 thin*in& thi! i! a w$n#er'ul 'inale63atric* !et! her #$wn $n her 'eet0 h$l#in& her u+

3AT,ICK

O*ay>

KAT I%" 'ine6 I%"

She trie! t$ +u!h hi" away0 but !ta&&er! when !he #$e! &rab!her a&ain0 bracin& her6

3AT,ICK Y$u%re n$t $*ay6

KAT I u!t nee# t$ lie #$wn '$r awhile

3AT,ICK Uh0 uh6 Y$u lie #$wn an# y$u%ll &$ t$

!lee+

KAT I *n$w0 u!t let "e !lee+

3AT,ICK )hat i' y$u ha-e a c$ncu!!i$n> My #$&

went t$ !lee+ with a c$ncu!!i$n an# w$*eu+ a -e&etable6 N$t that I c$ul# tellthe #i''erence666

She trie! t$ !it $n the 'l$$r

KAT

O*ay0 I%ll u!t !lee+ but !tay awa*e0$*ay>

He +ull! her bac* t$ her

3AT,ICK

C%"$n0 let%! wal*

INT6 BOGEY%S 4INING ,OOM 5 NIGHT

A! 3atric* wal*! Kat thr$u&h the #inin& r$$"0 Ca"er$n &rab!hi! ar"6

CAME,ON )e nee# t$ tal*6


60/103

3AT,ICK Ca"er$n0 I%" a little bu!y

CAME,ON It%! $''6 The wh$le thin&6

Kat !li#e! #$wn t$ the 'l$$r an# 3atric* !tru&&le! t$ &et hbac* $n her 'eet6

3AT,ICK

)hat %re y$u tal*in& ab$ut>

CAME,ON She%! +artial t$ ?$ey0 n$t "e

3atric* #$e!n%t ha-e ti"e '$r thi!6

3AT,ICK Ca"er$n 55 #$ y$u li*e the &irl>

CAME,ON

Sure

3AT,ICK9i"+atient:

Then0 &$ &et her

3atric* c$ntinue! wal*in& an $bli-i$u! Kat $ut!i#e6 Ca"er$n!tan#! there0 un!ure h$w t$ "a*e u!e $' thi! a#-ice

ET6 BOGEY LO)ENSTEIN%S HOUSE 5 NIGHT

3atric* "arche! Kat ar$un# the yar#0 h$l#in& her u+

KAT Thi! i! !$ +atr$nizin&6

3AT,ICK Lea-e it t$ y$u t$ u!e bi& w$r#! when

y$u%re !hit'ace#6

KAT )hy %re y$u #$in& thi!>

3AT,ICK I t$l# y$u

KAT Y$u #$n%t care i' I #ie

3AT,ICK Sure0 I #$

KAT )hy>

3AT,ICK Becau!e then I%# ha-e t$ !tart ta*in&


61/103

$ut &irl! wh$ li*e "e6

KAT Li*e y$u c$ul# 'in# $ne

3AT,ICK See that> )h$ nee#! a''ecti$n when

I%-e &$t blin# hatre#>

KAT

?u!t let "e !it #$wn6

He wal*! her $-er t$ the !win&!et an# +l$+! her #$wn in a!win&0 "$-in& her han#! t$ han& $nt$ the chain!6

3AT,ICK

H$w%! that>

She !it! an# l$$*! at hi" '$r a "$"ent with a !"ile6 Then7ALLS $-er bac*war#6

3AT,ICK9c$ntinuin&:

?e!u!6 Y$u%re li*e a weeble

3atric* ru!he! t$ ri&ht her0 then !tart! +u!hin& her $n the!win& t$ *ee+ her entertaine#6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&: )hy%# y$u let hi" &et t$ y$u>

KAT )h$>

3AT,ICK 4$r!ey6

KAT I hate hi"6

3AT,ICK I *n$w6 It%# ha-e t$ be a +retty bi&

#eal t$ &et y$u t$ "ainline te@uila6 Y$u#$n%t !ee" li*e the ty+e6

KAT

9h$l#in& u+ a#run*en hea#:

Hey "an6 6 6 Y$u #$n % t thin* I canbe (c$$l(> Y$u #$n%t thin* I can be(lai# bac*( li*e e-ery$ne el!e>

3AT,ICK

9!li&htly!arca!tic:

I th$u&ht y$u were ab$-e all that


62/103

KAT Y$u *n$w what they !ay

He !t$+! the !win&

3AT,ICK N$6 )hat #$ they !ay>

Kat i! a!lee+0 her hea# re!tin& a&ain!t the !win&%! chain!6

3AT,ICK9c$ntinuin&:

Shit;

He #ra&! her t$ her 'eet an# !tart! !in&in& l$u#ly6

3AT,ICK9c$ntinuin&:

?in&le Bell!; ?in&le Belle!; )a*e u+#a"n it;

He !it! her #$wn $n the !li#e an# !ha*e! her li*e a ra$ll6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&: Kat; )a*e u+;

KAT 9wa*in&: )hat>

He !i&h! with relie'6

3AT,ICK I th$u&ht y$u were666

They !hare !$"e "eanin&'ul eye c$ntact6 An# then !he 3UKES$n hi! !h$e!6

INT6 BOGEY%S BATH,OOM 5 NIGHT

Kat wa!he! her 'ace an# &rab! a b$ttle $' Sc$+e0 ta*in& abi& !wi&6

A KNOCK !$un#! at the #$$r

KAT G$ away

Bianca $+en! the #$$r an# l$$*! at her !i!ter with the!"u&&e!t $' all +$!!ible &rin!6

BIANCA

4inner ta!te better $n the way $ut>

Gi-e! her a (#$n%t e-en !tart( l$$*6


63/103

BIANCA 9c$ntinuin&: I #$n%t &et y$u6 Y$u act li*e y$u%re

t$$ &$$# '$r any $' thi!0 an# then y$u&$ t$tally a+e!hit when y$u &et here6

KAT

Y$u%re welc$"e6

She +u!he! +a!t her an# lea-e! the bathr$$"6

KAT%S CA, 5 NIGHT

Kat%! in the #ri-er%! !eat6 3atric* lean! in an# ta*e! the*ey! $ut $' the i&niti$n6

3AT,ICK

Cute

BOGEY LO)ENSTEIN%S HOUSE 5 NIGHT

Ki#! l$iter $n the lawn6 Bianca an# Cha!tity wal* $ut!i#e?$ey catche! u+ t$ the"6

?OEY

A bunch $' u! are &$in& t$ ?aret%!h$u!e6 )anna c$"e>

Cha!tity l$$*! at Bianca0 wh$ wear! a +aine# e=+re!!i$n6She l$$*! at her watch6

BIANCA

I ha-e t$ be h$"e in twenty "inute!6

CHASTITY9ea&erly0 t$ ?$ey:

I #$n%t ha-e t$ be h$"e %til tw$6

?OEYThen0 c%"$n6

9t$ Bianca: Maybe ne=t ti"e 55

They hea# bac* int$ the +arty0 lea-in& an a!t$ni!he# Bianca

Ca"er$n e=it! the +arty an# !t$+! when he !ee! Bianca!tan#in& al$ne6

CAME,ON

9!li&htlyaccu!at$ry:

Ha-e 'un t$ni&ht>

BIANCA T$n!

He !tart! t$ wal* $n


64/103

BIANCA 9c$ntinuin&: Ca"er$n>

He !t$+!6 She &i-e! hi" a hel+le!! !"ile6

BIANCA 9c$ntinuin&:

4$ y$u thin* y$u c$ul# &i-e "e a ri#eh$"e>

INT6 KAT%S CA, 5 NIGHT

3atric* #ri-e! a! Kat !it! in the +a!!en&er !eat0 'i##lin&with the ra#i$ #ial6 She 'in#! a SONG !he%! ha++y with an#3atric* @uic*ly chan&e! it6

3AT,ICK

I%" #ri-in&0 !$ I &et t$ +ic* thetune!6

She chan&e! it bac* t$ her !$n&6

KAT It%! "y car6

He chan&e! it bac*6

3AT,ICK An# I%" in c$ntr$l $' it6

KAT But it%! Gi&&le+u!! 5 I *n$w y$u li*e

the"6 I !aw y$u there6

3atric* #$e!n%t ha-e an an!wer '$r thi!0 !$ he let%! herli!ten t$ her !$n&6

KAT

9c$ntinuin&: )hen y$u were &$ne la!t year 55 where

were y$u>

3AT,ICK Bu!y

KAT

)ere y$u in ail>

3AT,ICK Maybe6

KAT N$0 y$u weren%t

3AT,ICK Then why%# y$u a!*>


65/103

KAT )hy%# y$u lie>

He #$e!n%t an!wer0 but in!tea#0 'r$wn! an# turn! u+ the"u!ic6 She b$b! her hea# #run*enly6

KAT

9c$ntinuin&:

I !h$ul# #$ thi!6

3AT,ICK 4$ what>

KAT Thi!6

She +$int! t$ the ra#i$

3AT,ICK Start a ban#>

KAT9!arca!tically:

My 'ather w$ul#n%t a++r$-e $' that that

3AT,ICK Y$u #$n%t !tri*e "e a! the ty+e that

w$ul# a!* +er"i!!i$n6

She turn! t$ l$$* at hi"6

KAT Oh0 !$ n$w y$u thin* y$u *n$w "e>

3AT,ICK I%" &ettin% there

Her -$ice l$!e! it%! -en$"

KAT The $nly thin& +e$+le *n$w ab$ut "e i!

that I%" (!cary(6

He turn! t$ l$$* at her 55 !he l$$*! anythin& but !caryri&ht n$w6 He trie! t$ hi#e hi! !"ile6

3AT,ICK

Yeah 55 well0 I%" n$ +icnic "y!el'6

They eye each $ther0 !harin& a "$"ent $' c$nnecti$n0realizin& they%re b$th create# the !a"e e=teri$r '$rthe"!el-e!6

3atric* +ull! int$ her #ri-eway an# !hut! $'' the "$t$r6 Hel$$*! u+ at her h$u!e6

3AT,ICK


66/103

9c$ntinuin&: S$ what % ! u+ with y$ur #a#> He a

+ain in the a!!>

KAT He u!t want! "e t$ be !$"e$ne I%" n$t6

3AT,ICK

)h$>

KAT BIANCA

3AT,ICK N$ $''en!e0 but y$u%re !i!ter i!

with$ut6 I *n$w e-ery$ne li*e! her an#all0 but 666

Kat !tare! at hi" with new a#"irati$n6

KAT

Y$u *n$w 55 y$u%re n$t a! -ile a! Ith$u&ht y$u were6

She lean! #run*enly t$war# hi"6

Their 'ace! &r$w cl$!er a! i' they%re ab$ut t$ *i!! An# then3atric* turn! away

3AT,ICK

S$0 I%ll !ee y$u in !ch$$l

Kat !tare! at hi"0 +i!!e#6 Then &et! $ut $' the car0SLAMMING the #$$r !hut behin# her6

CAME,ON%S CA, 5 NIGHT

Bianca an# Ca"er$n ri#e in !ilence6

He 'inally brea*! it6

CAME,ON I l$$*e# '$r y$u bac* at the +arty0 but

y$u alway! !ee"e# t$ be ($ccu+ie#(6

BIANCA 9'au=5inn$cence : I wa!>

CAME,ON

Y$u ne-er wante# t$ &$ $ut with %"e0#i# y$u>

Bianca bite! her li+6

BIANCA

9reluctant: )ell0 n$666


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CAME,ON Then that%! all y$u ha# t$ !ay6

BIANCA But

CAME,ON Y$u alway! been thi! !el'i!h>

BIANCA thin*! a "inute

He +ull! u+ in 'r$nt $' the h$u!e

CAME,ON

?u!t becau!e y$u%re beauti'ul0 #$e!n%t"ean y$u can treat +e$+le li*e they#$n%t "atter6

She l$$*! at hi" '$r a "$"ent 55 then &rab! hi! 'ace an#&i-e! hi" a *i!! $n the li+!6 He #raw! bac* in !ur+ri!e0then *i!!e! her bac*6 She !"ile!0 then &et! $ut $' the car

with$ut an$ther w$r#6

Ca"er$n &rin! an# #ri-e! away

CAME,ON 9c$ntinuin&: An# I%" bac* in the !a##le6

INT6 ENGLISH CLASS 5 4AY

Kat !it! at her #e!*0 buryin& her 'ace in a b$$* a! the$ther! enter6 The )hite ,a!ta! are 'ir!t6

4E,EK Kat0 "y la#y0 y$u !way t$ the rhyth" $'

"y heart6

He &rab! her han# an# *i!!e! it a! !he +ull! it away6

CLEM0 a c$wb$y0 enter!0 hi&h5'i-in& 4ere* with new5'$un#'rien#line!!6

CLEM

Yi++e *ai5aye0 bra69t$ Kat:

4ance '$r "e0 c$w&irl6

He !it! ne=t t$ 4ere*

CLEM

9c$ntinuin&: O*ay0 n$w tell "e a&ain why he #i#n%t

!h$$t the #e+uty>

4E,EK Becau!e the #e+uty "eant hi" n$ har"0

"y 'rien#6 It wa! $nly the !heri'' that


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wa! the $++re!!$r6

?$ey !aunter! in an# ta*e! hi! !eat6

?OEY Kat0 babe0 y$u were $n 'ire6

Mr!6 Blai!e enter! an# !it! at her #e!*

M,S6 BLAISE

)ell n$w0 #i# e-ery$ne ha-e a &$$#wee*en#>

?OEY

Maybe we !h$ul# a!* Any$ne>

The cla!! i! 'r$zen in a+athy6

M,S6 BLAISE

9c$ntinuin&:

4ere*>

M!6 Blai!e han#! hi" the !$nnet6 He !hi't! unc$"'$rtably inhi! !eat6 Then &rin!6

4E,EK

9rea#in& in hi!,a!ta !t$ner #rawl:

In 'aith0 I #$ n$t l$-e thee with "ineeye! 7$r they in thee a th$u!an# err$r!n$te But %ti! "y heart that l$-e! what


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they #e!+i!e )h$ in #e!+ite $' -iew i!+lea! %# t$ #$te6

In the bac* $' the r$$" Cle" rai!e! hi! han#

CLEM

M!6 Blai!e0 can I &et the bathr$$"+a!!> 4a"n i' Sha*e!+eare #$n%t act a!

a la=ati-e $n "y +er!$n6

INT6 KENNY%S THAI 7OO4 4INE, 5 4AYKat an# Man#ella !cra+e the +eanut! $ut $' their !auce6

MAN4ELLA

Y$u went t$ the +arty> I th$u&ht wewere $''icially $++$!e# t$ !uburban!$cial acti-ity6

KAT

I #i#n%t ha-e a ch$ice6

MAN4ELLA Y$u #i#n%t ha-e a ch$ice> )here%! Kat

an# what ha-e y$u #$ne with her>

KAT I #i# Bianca a 'a-$r an# it bac*'ire#6

MAN4ELLAY$u #i#n%t

KAT

I &$t #run*6 I +u*e#6 I &$t reecte#6It wa! bi& 'un6

3atric* enter!0 wal*in& t$ the c$unter t$ $r#er6 He !ee! Katan# !"ile!6

3AT,ICK

Hey

She &ather! her thin&! an# b$lt! $ut the #$$r6 3atric*l$$*! at Man#ella0 wh$ !hru&! an# '$ll$w! Kat6

INT6 BIOLOGY CLASS 5 4AY Ca"er$n an# Michael 'lan* 3atric*at hi! lab table

MICHAEL S$ y$u &$t c$zy with !he wh$ !tin&!>

3AT,ICK N$ 5 I%-e &$t a !weet5+ayin% $b that

I%" ab$ut t$ l$!e6

CAME,ON )hat%# y$u #$ t$ her>

3AT,ICK


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I #$n % t *n$w69beat:

I #eci#e# n$t t$ nail her when !he wa!t$$ #run* t$ re"e"ber it6

Michael an# Ca"er$n l$$* at each $ther in realizati$n0 thenturn bac* t$ 3atric*6

CAME,ON

Y$u realize thi! +ut! the wh$le $+erati$n in +eril6

3AT,ICK

N$ !hit6 She w$n%t e-en l$$* at "e

CAME,ON

)hy can%t y$u u!t tell her y$u%re !$rry>

3atric*%! e=+re!!i$n !ay! that thi! i! n$t a +$!!ibility6

Michael "a*e! a ti"e $ut !i&n with hi! han#!6

MICHAEL I%" $n it

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AY

Man#ella i! at her l$c*er6 4rawin&! $' )illia" Sha*e!+earea#$rn the #$$r6 She l$$*! at the" with a !i&h0 then tie!her !il* !car' ti&htly ar$un# her nec*0 in an atte"+t t$ cut$'' her air !u++ly6

Michael wal*! u+6

MICHAEL

Hey there6 Tire# $' breathin&>

MAN4ELLA9!hyly0 a! !hel$$!en! the !car':

Hi6

MICHAELC$$l +icture!6 Y$u a 'an>

MAN4ELLA

Yeah6 I &ue!!6

MICHAEL r$c*!6

MICHAELOh yeah6

She l$$*! at hi" !u!+ici$u!ly


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MAN4ELLA

)h$ c$ul# re'rain that ha# a heart t$l$-e an# in that heart0 c$ura&e t$ "a*e% B l$-e *n$wn>

Michael thin*! '$r a "inute6

MICHAELMacbeth0 ri&ht>

MAN4ELLA

9ha++ily !tunne#: ,i&ht6

MICHAELKat a 'an0 t$$>

MAN4ELLA

9+uzzle#: Yeah666

He lean! in cl$!e t$ her0 c$n!+irat$rially

MICHAEL

S$0 li!ten666 I ha-e thi! 'rien#

ET6 7IEL4 HOCKEY 7IEL4 5 4AY

Ca"er$n !it! ne=t t$ 3atric* $n the bleacher! a! they watchKat%! +ractice6

CAME,ON

She hate! y$u with the 'ire $' a

th$u!an# !un! 6 That%! a #irect @u$te

3AT,ICK She u!t nee#! ti"e t$ c$$l $'' I%ll

&i-e it a #ay6

A 3UCK 'lie! at the" 'r$" the 'iel#0 narr$wly "i!!in& theirhea#!6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&: Maybe tw$6

He l$$*! at Ca"er$n6

3AT,ICK9c$ntinuin&:

Y$u "a*in% any hea#way>

CAME,ON She *i!!e# "e6

3AT,ICK9eyebr$w rai!e#:


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)here>

INT6 HALL)AY 5 4AY

Cha!tity r$un#! the c$rner an# ben#! #$wn t$ &et a #rin*'r$" the water '$untain6

NEA,BY

?$ey !tan#! tal*in& t$ tw$ ?OCK COHO,TS6 The &uy! #$n%t !eeher6

?OEY

4$n%t tal* t$ "e ab$ut the !weete!t#ate6 That little hal$ Bianca i! &$nnabe +r$ne an# +r$-en $n +r$" ni&ht6 Si=-ir&in! in a r$w6

The c$h$rt! ch$rtle Cha!tity *ee+! #rin*in& 'r$" the'$untain

ET6 3A,KING LOT 5 4AY

?$ey lean! a&ain!t 3atric*%! ?ee+6 3atric* i! in!i#e6

3AT,ICK I #$n%t *n$w0 4$r!ey6 66the li"$65the

'l$wer!6 An$ther hun#re# '$r the tu= 55

?OEY En$u&h with the Barbie n% Ken !hit6 I

*n$w6

He +ull! $ut hi! wallet an# han#! 3atric* a wa# $' "$ney

?OEY

9c$ntinuin&: Ta*e it

3atric* #$e!0 with a !"ile0 a! he ,OA,S $ut $' the +ar*in&l$t6

INT6 SCHOOL COU,TYA,4 5 4AY

Kat an# Man#ella #e'ace a +r$" 'lyer6

KAT

Can y$u e-en i"a&ine> )h$ the hellw$ul# &$ t$ thi! a ba!ti$n $' c$""erciale=ce!!>

MAN4ELLA

)ell0 I &ue!! we%re n$t0 !ince we #$n%tha-e #ate! 6

KAT

Li!ten t$ y$u; Y$u !$un# li*e Betty0all +i!!e# $'' becau!e Archie i! ta*in&


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?OEY

I%" ta*in& care $' it6

Cha!tity l$$*! $-er 'r$" her !+$t $n the 'iel#0 but *ee+!li+! 'ir"ly !hut6

INT6 BOOK STO,E 5 4AY

Kat br$w!e! thr$u&h the 'e"ini!t lit !ecti$n

3atric* a++ear!0 thr$u&h a h$le in the b$$*!6

3AT,ICK E=cu!e "e0 ha-e y$u !een The 7e"inine

My!ti@ue> I l$!t "y c$+y6

KAT9'r$wnin&:

)hat are y$u #$in& here>

3AT,ICK

I hear# there wa! a +$etry rea#in&6

KAT Y$u %re !$ 55

3AT,ICK 3lea!ant>

Kat !tare! at hi"0 #ea#+an6

3AT,ICK9c$ntinuin&:

)h$le!$"e6

KAT

Unwelc$"e6

3AT,ICK Unwelc$"e> I &ue!! !$"e$ne !till ha!

her +antie! in a twi!t6

KAT 4$n%t '$r $ne "inute thin* that y$u ha#

any e''ect what!$e-er $n "y +antie!6

3AT,ICK

S$ what #i# I ha-e an e''ect $n >

KAT Other than "y u+chuc* re'le=> N$thin&6

She +u!he! +a!t hi" an# hea#! $ut the% #$$r 3at l$$*! #$wn at the b$$* he%! been h$l#in& in hi! han#

Ta"in& $' the Shrew6

INT6 CA7ETE,IA 5 4AY


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Ca"er$n an# Michael 'lan* 3atric* a! he !h$-el! '$$# int$"$uth6

3AT,ICK

Y$u were ri&ht6 She%! !till +i!!e#6

MICHAEL Sweet l$-e0 renew thy '$rce;

3AT,ICK

Man 55 #$n%t !ay !hit li*e that t$ "e63e$+le can hear y$u6

CAME,ON

9e=a!+erate#: Y$u hu"iliate# the w$"an; Sacri'ice

y$ur!el' $n the altar $' #i&nity an#e-en the !c$re6

MICHAEL

Be!t ca!e !cenari$0 y$u%re bac* $n the

+ayr$ll '$r awhile6

3AT,ICK )hat%! the w$r!t>

CAME,ON Y$u &et the &irl6

3atric* thin*! '$r a "inute

3AT,ICK I' I &$ #$wn6 I%" ta*in% her with "e

INT6 ENGLISH CLASS 5 4AY

Kat an# the $ther !tu#ent! !it at their #e!*!0 ta*in& a @uiz3atric*%! !eat i! c$n!+icu$u!ly e"+ty6

7r$" $ut!i#e0 we hear the !$'t0 un!ure be&innin&! $' a SONG6Kat l$$*! u+0 then $ut the win#$w0 HO,,I7IE46

The !$n& &r$w! l$u#er until we realize it%! The 3artri#&e7a"ily%! (I Thin* I L$-e Y$u(6 Bein& !un& by 3atric*6

3AT,ICK

9D6 S6:

(Thi! "$rnin&0 I w$*e u+ with thi!'eelin&0 I #i#n%t *n$w h$w t$ #eal with0an# !$ I u!t #eci#e# t$ "y!el'55(

The STU4ENTS ru!h t$ the win#$w6 OUTSI4E 3atric* !tan#!beneath the win#$w0 cr$$nin&6

Scur-y i! ne=t t$ hi"0 *ee+in& the beat $n the b$n&$! an##$in& bac*u+ -$cal !6

3AT,ICK


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(I%# hi#e it t$ "y!el'6 An# ne-er tal*ab$ut it6 An# #i#n%t I &$ an# !h$ut itwhen y$u wal*e# int$ the r$$" 55(

He "a*e! @uite a !arca!tic !h$w $' it6

IN THE CLASS,OOM

Mr!6 Blai!e t$uche! her heart0 a! i' the !$n& i! '$r her6Kat !l$wly wal*! t$ the win#$w0 +ee*in& bel$w6

OUTSI4E

3atric* !"ile! at her a! he 'ini!he! the -er!e with a bi&'inale6

3AT,ICK

9c$ntinuin&: ( I thin* I l$-e y$u I (

INSI4E

The $ther !tu#ent! lau&h0 cla+0 cheer0 etc6 Kat !in*! #$wn0"$rti'ie#0 but with a !li&ht !"ile

INT6 4ETENTION HALL 5 4AY

3atric* an# !e-eral $ther "i!creant! !it @uietly0 "ullin&$-er their "i!'$rtune6

MISC,EANT

Nice !$n&0


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Y$u #i#n%t ha-e t$6 He #i!ru+te# acla!!r$$"6

Kat &lance! $-er at 3atric* an# "$ti$n! her hea# t$war# thewin#$w6

3atric* !hru&!0 n$t *n$win& what !he % ! tal*in& ab$ut6

She "$ti$n! a&ain0 an# l$$*! t$war# the win#$w with ane=+re!!i$n that !ay!0 (Ma*e a brea* '$r it0 "$r$n6(

Kat brin&! her attenti$n bac* t$ Mr6 Cha+in while 3atric*inche! $ut $' hi! !eat t$war# the win#$w6

The $ther "i!creant! watch with &lee6

KAT

But0 Mr6 Cha+in0 I har#ly thin* a!i"+le !erena#e warrant! a wee* $'#etenti$n6 There are 'ar "$re hi#e$u!act! than $''5*ey !in&in& bein&

+er'$r"e# by the !tu#ent b$#y $n are&ular ba!i!6

3atric* i! hal'way $ut the win#$w n$w6 An# n$ne t$$ ha++yab$ut it0 c$n!i#erin& they%re $n the !ec$n# 'l$$r6

He eye! a lar&e T,EE a 'ew 'eet away 'r$" M,6 CHA3IN6 He!tart! t$ turn away 'r$" Kat

M,6 CHA3IN

Y$u%re n$t &$nna chan&e "y "in#0 Kat6,ule! !tic*6

Kat !tart! t$ +anic0 a! 3atric* ha! yet t$ "a*e the u"+ '$rthe tree6

KAT

)ait0 Mr6 Cha+in6 There%! !$"ethin&I%-e alway! wante# t$ !h$w y$u6

He turn! bac* t$war# her a&ain0 the -ery !ec$n# be'$re hew$ul# ha-e !+$tte# 3atric*6

Kat &lance! t$war# the win#$w6 3atric*%! u!t ab$ut t$ "a*ethe u"+6

M,6 CHA3IN)hat>

KAT

The!e6

7r$" behin#0 we !ee her li't u+ her !hirt an# 'la!h her braat Mr6 Cha+in0 u!t a! 3atric* "a*e! the ?u"+6

The "i!creant! cheer0 '$r b$th the #arin&% e!ca+e an# the'la!h $' !*in6


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Mr6 Cha+in re##en! an# trie! t$ be !tern6

M,6 CHA3IN

I%" &$in& t$ let that !li#e0 Katarina6But i' I catch y$u #$in& that a&ain0y$u%ll be in here with the re!t $' the!e&uy!6

He "$ti$n! t$ the re"ainin& #etenti$n +ri!$ner!0 with$utn$ticin& 3atric*%! ab!ence6

Kat !"ile! at hi"6

KAT

Than* y$u0 Mr6 Cha+in6

Kat b$lt! $ut the #$$r6 Mr6 Cha+in &$e! bac* t$ hi! "u!cle"a&0 wi+in& the !weat 'r$" hi! br$w6

ET6 SCHOOL CAM3US LA)N

Kat arri-e! at the tree6 l$$*in& ar$un# breathle!!ly0 !eein&n$ $ne6

KAT

He le't; I !+run& the #ic*hea# an# hecrui!e# $n "e6

3AT,ICK

9D6 S6: L$$* u+0 !un!hine

She #$e!6 He%! !till in the tree

3AT,ICK

I &ue!! I ne-er t$l# y$u I%" a'rai# $'hei&ht!6

KAT

9!"ilin&: C%"$n6 It%! n$t that ba#

3AT,ICK Try l$$*in% at it 'r$" thi! an&le

She a!!e!!e! the branch !tructure

KAT

3ut y$ur ri&ht '$$t there 55

3AT,ICK 7$r&et it6 I%" !tayin%6

KAT Y$u want "e t$ cli"b u+ an# !h$w y$u

h$w t$ &et #$wn>


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3AT,ICK 9-$ice tre"blin&: Maybe6

She !i&h! an# #$!e !$6 )hen !he &et! t$ hi! le-el0 !he+erche! $n the branch ne=t t$ hi"6 He &rin! at her6

Then !win&! hi"!el' #$wn with the &race an# ea!e $' a

"$n*ey0 lea-in& her !ittin& there0 realizin& !he%! been#u+e#6

KAT

Y$u !hit;

She cli"b! #$wn a'ter hi"

ET6 OUT4OO, A,CA4E 5 4AY

3atric* an# Kat wal* a"$n&!t the &a"e!

KAT

The 3artri#&e 7a"ily>

3AT,ICK I 'i&ure# it ha# t$ be !$"ethin&

ri#icul$u! t$ win y$ur re!+ect6 An#+i!! y$u $''6

KAT

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