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June 2011 issue of The Bath Burp
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The
Bath BurpJuly 2011 Issue 4
Editorial
Two months off this time, and many of you will be
assuming that what with the Fringe Festival, Bath
Music Festival (ha) and Glastonbury, I didn’t
deliver you your monthly feeding of the arts because
Burp towers was too busy covering all that lot. Nope.
I’m just real lazy, which is why I got into music and
poetry meself.
Fortunately, there be a plenty ‘o people who aren’t
lazy in this tiny city, cos it took no time at all
to drum up this months mag, and no, it didn’t come
out like a mish mash of whatever we could gather
together, it’s, yet again, bloody brilliant.
Love you all
Dave Selby
Damned Fool
Thanks again to Jo Harbutt and Amanda Jones at
Realworld Records for letting us duplicate our CD’s
there.
Front cover image by Bob Shaw
mattbobshaw.deviantart.com/gallery
why not visit him, he’d visit you.
Art Contributions:
Pages 6 and 7 by Vicky Card
Pages 14 and 15 by Sam Fawcett
Pages 18 and 19 by Ashley Shiers
ON THIS MONTH’S CD
1. You say you miss me
Dexter Selboy (www.dexterselboy.blogspot.com)
A touching love poem by The Bath Burp’s very own editor.
2. La Heist
CBKS (www.myspace.com/cbksofficial)
Bath based soul, RnB outfit give our ears a track from
their new EP, available soon through qualifide.co.uk
3. When I forget
The Duckworths (www.myspace.com/duckworths)
Pop from the parallel dimension – music to forget past
lovers to.
4. Kings and Queens (live @ The Royal Oak)
Gren Bartley (www.grenbartley.com)
An astonishing fingerstyle guitar player. See him play on
the 8th August @ The Royal Oak.
5. Script Girl
The Blood Choir (www.myspace.com/thebloodchoir)
Formed in Bath in 2007, this track is hot off the press,
wonderfully epic.
6. John’s Mermaids
INU (www.inu-music.com)
Arguably Bath’s biggest name in traditional and
contemporary folk, with one of their own, a track from
their album, ‘The Thousand Mile Journey’.
7. Too long away
Two Oak Sons (www.myspace.com/twooaksons)
An original folk tune from this new Bath-based guitar duo
8. When you go (live by a roadside)
Dexter Selboy (www.dexterselboy.blogspot.com)
Ok, so this is a happy love song and the best ending to a
CD ever.
Condensation
I left the heating on, I forgot to open the window.
So the air around us was still as we rolled, pulled
and threw each other around the bed. I pinned
your wrists, you pushed my shoulders down.
You clawed at my back, I squeezed your arse,
we humped our groins together – fully clothed
in a breathless, dry fuck.
Now, in my lone, shallow imprint I watch
the ceiling glisten, and breed fat droplets of dew
where our heat meets the cold of the attic.
This is your breath, I think, that is the warmth
Over my cheek the moment before we kissed again.
That is the pain I gasped out as your nails
dug tracks down my spine.
The droplets fall, taking their time, separated
by the intervals of almost falling asleep.
I rock gently, rolling my hips and shoulders,
shaking the headboard against the wall.
The fall becomes steady, I rock and rock
and the rain comes and I throw myself up
and down I crash and down
the full water of the sky falls.
© Andrew Turner 2011
Leon goes to Work
I walk along the river to work.
Leon cycles, but Leon stops
every so often, so I overtake
three or four times on the way.
Sometimes Leon leans his bike
against the back of a bench,
takes off his shoes, throws them
across a small park by the path.
Then he rolls a fag without a filter,
smokes it without ever
plucking it from his lips;
then fetches his shoes and carries on.
He’s just fast enough to pass me,
I hear the click of uncertain gears
at my heels, as he backpedals –
the cyclists answer to treading water.
As he passes I see he has one hand
held out in front, fingers rolling.
When I first saw it I thought
he was texting, but he’s not –
every morning Leon picks up
two stones, or two conkers,
or two milk bottle tops, or pennies,
two of whatever he finds.
And he worries at those two,
pushing them round each other,
eroding flakes of skin and sweat
from the well of his palm.
And that is how Leon copes
with going to work. He sells
the Big Issue in town. Leon
Isn’t his name – I gave him it:
because I’ve never spoken to him to ask,
because one name is as god as any other,
and because watching his routine
helps me cope with walking to work.
© Andrew Turner 2011
© Vicky Card
BOTTLED UP
a very very short story by Francis Comberti
The pier is stirring. Everything glistens at midnight as
the moonlight trickles down onto the wooden boards. During
the day, people natter and fuss and shuffle while the
buildings remain unmoving, resting. Now, they are alive
with the night; their souls alert, taking in the bitter
chill and the moon’s attention.
I watch them from a distance as they whisper the occurrences
of a day gone by and breathe in the essences of the people
they’ve seen. It’s wonderful how some, like the chip shop
or the ice cream parlour, bounce up and down with delight,
just as some, like the little ticket shack or the fruit
stall, quiver and quake. There is no-one to see it, but me.
I lie on my side as the first drops of rain arrive – each one
chiming off my glassy body – and I remember the afternoon. I
was squeezed between the Cokes and Sprites when a little boy
bought me from a vendor across the road, where the ground
is concrete rather than wood, and sipped me slowly; his
smile bigger after each one. I smiled in return, although
he couldn’t see, but I knew that the bubbles in his tummy
were fizzing about and he was enjoying the comforting feel
of his mother’s hand in his. In the evening, when everybody
had gone home, I fell out of the full bin and landed hard,
but didn’t so much as crack; I’m made of sturdy glass.
I can see the sun waking up and blinking on the sea in the
distance, just as a gust of wind comes off the waves and
bounces off the shore. The first cars are lazing on the
street above as the shop signs rattle their last rattle
before sleep. The breeze picks up speed, pushes me lightly
and I roll along the pier, the indentations of my shape
making a low beat for the daybreak, before I fall off the
edge with a calm silence, into the sea.
GET INVOLVED
CONTRIBUTIONS WANTED - mag & CD
If you would like to take over two A5 pages in a future
issue of The Bath Burp, please get in touch. We’re looking
for original, interesting creative work, from people
with some connection to this little city. It could be
stories, poems, illustrations, photosgraphs, paintings,
or whatever. Or maybe you know an artist who should be in
here - let them know. Show other people what you are doing,
it makes the rest of us feel like we’re not alone : )
Email: [email protected]
We’re also always on the lookout for good recordings for
the CD - anything from the spoken word, a pub jam session,
local band or filmscore composer. If it’s being created or
performed here, then we’re keen. If you dont have anything
ready, we can also come and record you or your gig, just
get in touch. As above, spread the word to musicians you
know. Email: [email protected]
A CREATIVE ‘YELLOW PAGES’ FOR BATH...
So I guess the question is ‘what is The Bath Burp Arts
Directory?’ Well, we like to think of it as your one stop shop
for contact with the wide and varied creative community
of Bath. Within the pages you will find links to everyone
from fine artists to folk musicians and everything
inbetween. We aim to create an online directory that will
plug you directly into the city’s creative heart. If you
are involved in the creative industries of Bath, or have
a company that supports those industries, sign up FREE
online and get listed.
www.bathburpdirect.co.uk
www.thebathburp.co.uk
Mother
After my father’s third bank robbery,
police called my parents Bonnie and Clyde –
they assumed my mother was the accomplice –
a struggling woman, an unfit mother.
So they brought her in for questioning,
with my baby sister in her arms.
They strip-searched her,
running gloved fingers over her swollen breasts,
on to her stretchmarks, then down to her stomach,
fumbling across her raw Caesarean scar.
Later she supported her baby’s head
as she breast fed in a cold, hard cell.
Copyright Dominique Dunne 2011
A Father’s Heist
They drop
like moths
in heat.
With a gun, wet
In the teller’s mouth,
the crowd deposits
their wallets of cash
and memories
into his hands.
Behind the glass,
the manager
empties the safe
into my father’s bag,
and passes it to him
through the door;
he seizes it
and leaves – smiling,
with a bag
in one hand,
and a water pistol
in the other.
Copyright Dominique Dunne 2011
OXJAM REQUEST FOR PERFORMERS
If you’re a band / poet and would like to play / support
Oxjam in Bath this October, please
email: [email protected] to arrange
a slot. All money raised goes to support
Oxfam. We will be giving over our
October Issue CD to Oxjam performers too
- so if you are performing remember to
submit your tracks:
© Sam Fawcett
Allotment
It’s up here, you have to pretend you’re not that out
of breath and how fit you are. Some sunny days (yes and
rainy, and actually I’ve even been here in the snow), you
can walk up and help yourself to a view of the hillside, the
allotment, the plants and the slugs. I’ve been wondering
about the slugs, there don’t seem to be that many up here,
apparently they live in walls (a bit like us really) and
there aren’t that many walls in the middle of the allotment
BUT there are signs of the slugs ie vegetable matter
consumed. Anyway it’s all up here to see and sit on / lie
on / garden / mow etc. every day if you want and because I
am of a certain age it works out very cheaply; possibly as
little as 5p a day. Bargain! Fucking Bingo! (as they said in
that quite funny film based on the Posy Simmons cartoon).
So I come up here as often as I can, to get my 5p’s worth,
although, to be strictly accurate if I come up about three
times a week it could be as much as 12p, more allowing for
holidays.
So what do you want to do that for said some? Partly
cos it’s mine, well ours actually but for the purpose of
this piece I’m using the mine alternative; partly cos it’s
exercise and partly cos you get those fab days when you
come away with a bag of THINGS TO EAT. That’s really good
when that happens, there might be carrots, potatoes, broad
beans, strawberries, fennel and - sometime in the future -
Globe Artichoke! - how cool (as they say) is that?
People have taken to commenting on my style of gardening.
This is because, whenever I can, I sit down or sometimes
even lie down to do the weeding, sifting, planting etc.
and when you do that there’s the added benefit of being
able to watch ladybirds up close and those little red -
spiders are they? Then there is the possibility of mis-
identification, such as with the horse’s tail, or is it
horses’ tails, I once used a horse tale in a story, but I
watered them any way (the tails) just in case they were
some weird kind of asparagus. Mistake! And, apart from
gardening styles and horses, you can always look up and
see what the magpies are doing, the magpies are quite
interesting and there are, I think, six of them, six
for gold, and that is in the rhyme. They are interesting
and very shiny when the light is good but strangely when
it’s very good, too bright maybe the correct description,
somehow they are not so bright! How weird (as they say)
is that? Well not exceptionally weird, as it is probably
something to do with the light, or, possibly to do with that
particular magpie on that particular day. They do quite
a lot of swooping in amongst the trees and bushes where
all the blackberries grow. They don’t seem to do bad luck,
which is meant to be the case with magpies but if that was
the case, you can try several tricks to avert any bad luck:
spotting a crow is one, crossing your thumbs and saying
bad luck to you and good luck to me, though I think in that
instance there might be a certain amount of provocation
that would rile the blackbird, sorry, I mean magpie. You
can also ask the magpie how or where his wife is, which is
also meant to avert bad luck. Can you believe all this and
how do you know it’s a male you’re talking to(?).
I wonder, is there any relation, in luck, to
strawberries, because, I inherited a good number of high
cropping plants, and put them in a bed, and then, and
then.... well yes, they looked very good and plenty were
coming to fruition (the real use of the word?) but just the
next day......Carnage! I mean what sort of luck is that?
Imagine the scenario: strawberries, dragged several
centimetres across the plot, cruelly beaten, only stalks
left, half ripe, half gnawed. Chunks bitten away, the
fruit violated. The horror, the horror! But even so, I’ll
go back tomorrow, aware of the possible devastation that
may have been visited overnight on my patch. There’s grass
to cut, chickweed to thwart, weeds to pull and maybe even
a broad bean, a leek and a potato to harvest (not a horse
tail). And one fine day there will be a strawberry. Hale
and hearty. That’s it then, the poetry of the semi-rural,
the prose of the allotment, a sanctuary! And all available
for somewhere between 5p and 12p per day!
© Richard Selby
OXJAM ART AUCTION REQUEST: We’re giving over October’s issue
to Oxjam and we’re asking people to make
/ donate an original piece of artwork (no
larger than 70x100cm) for submission by Sept
20th. Images will be printed in the October
BURP and hung in exhibition ready for auction
at end of OCTOBER to raise money for OXFAM.
Contact Heidi ([email protected])
to discuss details.
© Ashley Shiers