Betty Blue Eyes Vocal Score

BETTY BLUE EYESa musical based on the screenplay

'A Private Function' by Alan Bennett

Book by Ron Cowen and Daniel LipmanMusic by George StilesLyrics by Anthony Drewe

PIANO VOCAL SCORE18.5.11

Piano f

Far from Austere h = 110

Pno. f

3

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Unauthorised use or reproduction of any part is an infringement of copyright. All rights reserved.

Pno.

7

Pno. mf

11

Pno.

15

Pno.

19

Solo Drums

Music by George StilesLyrics by Anthony Drewe

No.1 - Overture

Betty Blue Eyes 5.5.11

Pno.

23

Pno.

27

Pno.

31

Pno. f

35

Pno.

39

Pno.

legato

mp

43

Betty Blue Eyes

No.1 - Overture

5.5.11

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Pno.

47

Pno.

51

Pno. f

55

Pno. f

59

Pno.

63

Pno.

67

Betty Blue Eyes

No.1 - Overture

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Pno.mp

71

Pno. f

75

Pno.

79

Betty Blue Eyes

No.1 - Overture

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Voice

Piano

Fairf shares Fair shares for all That's what the P M

Martial q = 15040

f

Voice

Pno.

said No cares let's have a ball Soon we'll have ho ney- on our

44



Voice

Pno.

bread Thatmp Mist er- Att lee- He told us flat ly- We could look for ward- to a

48

mp

CUE - AS THE NEWSREEL FOOTAGE REACHES "It's Fair Shares for All"

ALL

Music by George Stiles

No.2 - Fair Shares For AllLyrics by Anthony Drewe

3 3

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Voice

Pno.

spread Ev er- since Hit ler- Por tions- are litt ler- Now we don't ev en- have the

52

Voice

Pno.

blood

mf

y- bread Fair

f

shares Fair shares for all Brit ain- is stand ing-

56

mf f

Voice

Pno.

tall With fair shares Fair shares for

60

Voice

Strings

Pno.

all

Scurrying 63

ff mp

ff mp

JOYCE: Hurry up, Mother.

MRS ALLARDYCE: 'Scuse me!

No.2 - Fair Shares For All

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Strings

Pno.

66a 66b 66c 66d

Voice

Strings

Pno.

Fairf shares Fair shares for all That's all we ev er-

67

mf

Voice

Strings

Pno.

seek If there's meat on the stall

70

JOYCE: Give it back. MOTHER DEAR: She had two!

JOYCE: Give it back!

JOYCE: She's eighty-four.

JOYCE


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Voice

Strings

Pno.

She'll make it stretch in to- next week mp It's all the fash ion-

73

mp

Voice

Strings

Pno.

Eke out your ra tion- Pop some thing- tast y- in the pot

76

Voice

Strings

Pno.

Cash in a coup on- I'll put the soup on Boiled bones and cab bage- is the

79

MOTHER DEAR JOYCE

MOTHER DEAR

JOYCE MOTHER DEAR



4

Voice

Strings

Pno.

best we've got f Fair shares Fair shares for all

82

f Fair shares Fair shares for all

f

Voice

Strings

Pno.

We're up a gainst- the wall With fair shares

85

We're up a gainst- the wall With fair shares

ALL

ALL



5

Voice

Strings

Pno.

Fair shares for all

88

Fair shares for all Ev

mp

en-

Voice

Pno.

though Ger ry's- bombs have stoppeddrop ping- We still have to bat tle- for our -

91

mp sotto voce sim.

Voice

Pno.

Eve ry- time that we need to go shop ping- And

94

selves

MRS METCALF

MRS TURNBULL



6

Voice

Pno.

find there is noth ing- on the shelves And of late we've suc cumbed- to this

97

Voice

Pno.

feel ing- We don't think the sys tem- real ly- worksp

While be -

100

Voice

Pno.

hind cert ain- doors dodg y- deal ing- Guar an- tees- cert ain- peo ple- cert ain- perks pp A lit tle-

103

p

Voice

Strings

Pno.

give A lit tle- take A pound or two of stew ing- steak A lit tle-

107

pp

pp

MRS ROACH

MRS LESTER

ALLARDYCE

SWABY METCALF LOCKWOOD



7

Voice

Strings

Pno.

wink A lit tle- nudge A doz en- eggs A bag of fudge Fudge!

poco rall.111

Voice

Pno.

Pompous q = 130115

mp

p

Voice

Pno.

f Fair shares Fair shares for all Now that the fu ture's-

119

Fair shares Fair shares for all Now that the fut ure's-

mf

ALLARDYCE METCALF ALLARDYCE ALL

SWABY:"Will you hurry along, Henry? If we dont get these invitations out, there'll be no banquet!"

ALL



8

Voice

Pno.

bright

bright bright Who dares chall enge- White hall?-

122

bright Who dares chall enge- White hall?-

Voice

Pno.

Our pol i- tic- ians- must be right

125

Our pol i- tic- ians- must be right

f

Voice

Pno.

Offaly slow h = 74127

p

NOBLE: "I can assure you, Mr. Wormold, youll find no butchers on the fiddle here in Shepardsford."



9

Voice

Pno.

131

Voice

Pno.

134

Voice

Pno.

138

Voice

Pno.

141

WORMOLD: "Nevertheless, Sergeant, it is my duty as Meat Inspector for the Ministry of Food to ensure ..."

WORMOLD (cont.): "...that every citizen receives his fair ration, and that anyone dealing in unlicensed meat be punished to..."

WORMOLD (cont.) "...the full and severest extent of the law." NOBLE: "I hear you did a bang-up job in Bootle."

WORMOLD: "Every butcher shops been closed and every butchers behind bars." NOBLE: "Good Lord. How do people eat?"



10

Voice

Pno.

Swooning q = 122

145

Voice

Pno.

War time- is o ver- Those cliffs of Do ver- Seem ev en- whit er- there's no

148

Mmm

mp

o ver- Mmm Do ver- Seem ev en- whit er- there's no

mp

Voice

Pno.

doubt mf But there are few words A bout- the blue birds

151

doubt

WORMOLD: "That is not a matter which falls under the jurisdiction of my department."

SAFETY

SAFETY

ALL

(falsetto)

JOYCE



11

Voice

Pno.

That they made such a song and dance a bout-

154

Voice

Strings

Pno.

Fair shares Fair shares for all We're rid ing- for a

Scurrying q = 150156

Fair

f

shares Fair shares for all We're rid ing- for a

f

Voice

Strings

Pno.

fall With Fair shares Fair shares for

159

fall With Fair shares Fair shares for

ALL

ALL



12

Voice

Strings

Pno.

all fair shares Fair shares for

162

all fair shares Fair shares for

Voice

Strings

Pno.

all

subito mfff

Fair shares for all!

166

allFair shares for all!

fff



13

Gilbert

Piano

p A place on the pa rade- I mag- ine- it A place on the pa rade-

Freely q = 110

pp colla voce

con pedale

Gilbert

Pno.

A place on the pa rade- My name a bove- the door A

5



Gilbert

Pno.

place on the pa rade- It's what I've been wait ing- for It's per fect- ly- pos i- tioned- Both

poco rit. A Tempo q = 11010

CUE: GILBERT: "New shop "To Let"?"REG BOWEN: "That's right. Thinking of renting it?"

GILBERT: "Me? No, no, I could never --"

GILBERT

No.3 - A Place On The Parade


REG BOWEN:"Could be just the opportunity for a get-ahead young man!"

GILBERT: "Gilbert Chilvers - Chiropodist"

bell-like


Gilbert

Pno.

prom in- ent- yet quaint An ad e- quate- shop win dow- A lick or two of paint

13

Gilbert

Pno.

Ev' ry thing- I dreamed of for set ting- up in trade my own place My place on the pa -

poco rall.16

Gilbert

Pno.

rade

Steady Pulse q. = 6020

mp

Gilbert

Pno.

mp Ham mer- toes- and bun ions- Cal lous- es- and corns

23

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Gilbert

Pno.

Clip pers- for the toe nails- Tweez ers- for the thorns Fear of fal len- arch es?-

26

Gilbert

Pno.

Eas i- ly- al layed- In my place on the pa rade-

29

Gilbert

Pno.

Ti ne- al- in fec- tion- Fet id- fun gal- growth Step in to- my parl our-

32

Gilbert

Pno.

I can cure you both Vi ru- lent- ver ruc- cas- Fall be neath- the bladeIn my place on the pa

35

mf

Betty Blue Eyes


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Gilbert

Pno.

rade mf Think of the good I could a -

Poco pi mosso39

mf

Gilbert

Pno.

chieve Think of the pain I could re -

43

Gilbert

Pno.

lieve mp While

cresc poco a poco

wise men Make Brit ain-

47

smp

Gilbert

Pno.

great a gain- Play ing- their roles mf I'm sav ing-

51

3

Betty Blue Eyes


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Gilbert

Pno.

soles f Rem e- dies- and oint ments- It's the stuffof dreams

Steady again q. = 6055

mf

con pedale

Gilbert

Pno.

Ev ry- em bro ca- tion Lin i- ments- and creams Pum ice- stones and scal pels- Lov ing- ly- dis played- In my

59

Gilbert

Pno.

place on the pa rade- On the Pa rade-

63

f

Gilbert

Pno.

67

mp

GILBERT: "Joyce! Joyce!"

JOYCE: "Gilbert -- propriety. Shouting down the Parade. What will people think?" GILBERT: "Read that!" JOYCE: Shop to Let. Contact Mr. Francis Lockwood, solicitor.

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Gilbert

Pno.

73

p

Gilbert

Pno.

77

Gilbert

Pno.

81

Gilbert

Pno.

85

GILBERT: "Havent we always talked of one day having my own surgery on the Parade?" JOYCE: "That was a dream -- once. But its hard to dream on an empty stomach."

GILBERT: "All that's about to change. I can feel it. Could be just the opportunity for a get-ahead young man."

MOTHER DEAR: "Get-ahead young men dont wait for opportunities -- they make them." GILBERT: "Is there any way of silencing her? Permanently?

JOYCE: "Go and buy us another tin of Spam, Mother." MOTHER DEAR: "What do we say?" JOYCE: "Please." MOTHER DEAR: "That's Better."

(MOTHER DEAR exits)

VAMP UNTIL...

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Gilbert

Pno.

Picking Up q. = 6689

mp

Gilbert

Pno.

93 96A

mf

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

mf"Good day Mis sus- Chil vers"- "How may we as sist?"-

97

Ev'

mf

ry one- will not ice- How could they res ist?-

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

They will quick ly- fade With ourplace f on the pa rade-

101

As for dirt y- glan ces- They will quick ly- fade With ourplacef

on the pa rade- We'll be the

GILBERT: "Joyce, I know things haven't progressed as quickly as you -- we -- would've liked.

"But settling in a new place, finding your way -- it takes time. Now, finally, there's an open door!"JOYCE: "It's true. everyone knows you're really someone when you're on the Parade --"

SAFETY

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Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

Think of the good I could ach ieve-

Pi mosso q. = 70105

new peop le- to know We will break

f

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

Think of the pain I could re lieve-

109

through then watch us grow

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

Onemp

cresc poco a poco

small shop! f Dreams can be

113

mfWho knows where things may stop f Dreams can be

smp mf

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Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

madeffOn the par ade-

rall.117

made On the par ade-

f

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

Hamf mer- toes- and bun ions- Cal lous- es- and corns Clip pers- for the toe nails-

Broader q. = 60121

mf When this town gets to see There is

f

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

Tweez ers- for the thorns As for dirt y- glan ces- They will quick ly- fade With our

poco accel.124

far more to me No more dirt y- glance es- With our

GILBERT

JOYCE

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Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

place On the pa rade

mf

- at

127

place on the pa rade

mf

- at

mf

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

last Set ting- up in

130

last

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Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

trade

f

When

ff

we'reon the pa -

rit.133

f Due re spect- will be paid When

ff

we'reon the pa -

f

Gilbert

Joyce

Pno.

rade

Faster q. = 70137

rade

ff

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MRS R

Piano

Brightly h = 66

p

p



MRS R

Pno.

poco rit.5

CUE: JOYCE: "Of course he said yes. You were very convincing!"

MRS. ROACH: "Oh, Mr. Chilvers --!" MRS. LESTER: "Mr. Chilvers -- ! MRS. TURNBULL: "Are you coming, Mr. Chilvers --?"

Lyrics by Anthony Drewe Music by George Stiles

No.4 - Magic Fingers

GILBERT: "My patients are expecting me!" JOYCE: "Don't be late for supper. And afterwards, I believe sexual intercourse will be in order."


MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

mp He has mag ic- fing ers-

Magical h = 609

mp He has mag ic- hands

mp And I

mp

simile

MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

That he un der- stands- And his touch is ten der- When he

12

That he un der- stands- And his touch is ten der- When he

just know some how- That he un der- stands- And his touch is ten der- When he

Betty Blue Eyes

No. 4 - Magic Fingers

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MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

hits the spot And he talks a bout- con di- tions- That I nev er- knew I'd got

15



mp f

MRS R

Pno.

Faster h = 86 rall.18

MRS R

Pno.

Flowing h = 7022

mp

MRS ROACH "There you are Mr Chilvers."

MRS. ROACH (cont.): "I was beginning to think you werent coming. " GILBERT "Why, Mrs Roach, would I ever miss an appointment with you?"

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MRS R

Pno.

26

MRS R

Pno.

30

MRS R

Pno.

34

MRS R

Pno.

mpHe has

poco rit.37

GILBERT (cont.): "Now lets see how that in-grown toenail is coming along. Why, I believe weve turned the corner."

GILBERT "I touch her feet and what a moment ago was an expression as worn and grey as an old wool cardigan...."

GILBERT (cont.) "... is suddenly as bright as..." MRS. ROACH: "-- marsh marigolds growing beside a stream where..."

MRS. ROACH (cont.): "...I used to play as a little girl, the mud squishing between my toes."

MRS. ROACH

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MRS R

Pno.

mag ic- fin gers- He has mag ic- hands And I just know some how- That he

Con moto h = 6041

mp

MRS R

Pno.

un der- stands-mf

And he shows such kind ness- That I long for more

p

He re-

44

mf

MRS R

Pno.

minds me of my hus band- As he was be fore- the war

47

mp

MRS R

Pno.

49

p mf

MRS ROACH: "My husband had magic fingers. Before he lost his arms. Macaroon?" He accepts it, gratefully, and moves on to Mrs Lester.

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MRS R

Pno.


MRS R

Pno.

Flowing h = 7055

mp

MRS R

Pno.

59

mp

MRS R

Pno.

63

GILBERT "Good afternoon, Mrs Lester.How's that corn?"

MRS. LESTER "High as an elephants eye, as the saying goes." He kneels before her, takes her foot gently in his hand.

GILBERT "All day on her feet she stands, shoulders hunched, ankles swollen, washing other womens husbands shirts, other womens childrens frocks, ..."

GILBERT (cont.): "...other couples sheets. But when I take her foot in my hand, the sheets drying in the backyard become --"

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MRS R

Pno.

67

MRS R

MRS L

Pno.

mpHe has

poco rall.71

mpHe has

mf mf p

MRS R

MRS L

Pno.

ma gic- fin gers- He has ma gic- hands And I just know some how- That he

Con Moto h = 6074

ma gic- fin gers- He has ma gic- hands And I just know some how- That he

mp

MRS. LESTER: " -- little sails on little boats floating on the sea, while my Harry and I..."

MRS. LESTER (cont.): ".... raced down the beach, the sand burning our feet."

MRS. ROACH

MRS. LESTER

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MRS R

MRS L

Pno.

un der- stands- He is mild in man ner- Ah

77

un der- stands- He is mild in man ner- He is strong yet shymp

And for

mf

MRS R

MRS L

Pno.

80

sev' ral- pre cious- mo ments- All my troub les- pass me by

mp

MRS R

Pno.

82

p mf

MRS. LESTER: "I received another letter from the Home Office telling me not to give up hope. Theyll keep searching for my Harry until they find him. Must remember to buy more starch."

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G

Pno.


G

Pno.

89

pp

G

Pno.

Con rubato93

p

MRS R

Pno.

Marshmp Mar i- golds- down by the stream where the wa ter- was swirl ing- a round-

Magical h = 6095

mp

GILBERT: "Lovely day, Mrs Turnbull. Hows the circulation?"She doesnt answer. He kneels, takes her foot gently in his hand.

G.P.

GILBERT:"She sits there silent as a stone in a pile of rubble."

"All that was left when the bomb fell and All Saints Church came crashing down around her."

"...What can one say when Gods roof caves in? "

"But when I take her foot in my palm - "

MRS. TURNBULL: "The glass is stained with light, not blood. The chapel bursts with song, not bombs."

MRS. ROACH

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MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

Sails bil low- ing- out from the masts of the yachts as they bobbed in the sound

99

mfAnd

MRS T

Pno.

on ev' ry sur face- a bowl ful- of daffs So the al ter- was look ing- a treat mf And

Piu Mosso103

p

mf

mf

MRS T

Pno.

I sang the des cant- for "Ride on inMaj es- ty"- Ev' ry- one up on their feet

107

MRS. LESTER

MRS TURNBULL

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MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

p Ah Hmm

rall.111

p Ah Hmm

mpOn their feet p Hmm

f mp p

MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

Hmm Hmm

Magical h = 60114

Hmm Hmm

Hmm Hmm

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MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

Mm Oh,

mf

He has ma gic- fin gers- and I feel no pain

f

I look

117

Mm Oh,

mf

He has ma gic- fin gers- and I feel no pain

f

I look

Mm Oh,

mf

He has mag gic- fin gers- and I feel no pain

f

I look

mff

MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

for ward- to each vis it- In a way I can't ex plain-

120

for ward- to each vis it- In a way I can't ex plain-

for ward- to each vis it- In a way I can't ex plain- Hmm

mp

mf mp

MRS ROACH: "Don't forget your coupon!"

Piano solo

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MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

mfI look for ward- to each vis it- In a

123

mf I look for ward- to each vis it- In a

mf I look for ward- to each vis it- In a

mf f

mf

MRS R

MRS L

MRS T

Pno.

way I can't f ex plain-

Applause SegueNo.4a Another Day, Another Queue

125



mf mf

MRS LESTER: "Are you sure this is all you want?"GILBERT: "That'll do just fine."

Orch

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Company

Piano

Very Lively q = 1603

mf



Co.

Pno.

6

mp

Co.

Pno.

Suddenly slower rit.9

p

CUE: Applause from No.4 - MAGIC FINGERS


No. 4a - Another Day, Another Queue

MOTHER DEAR: "Another day, another queue. It's as if I never went to bed."


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Cameron Mackintosh Ltd, 1 Bedford Square, London, WC1B 3RB.Unauthorised use or reproduction of any part is an infringement of copyright. All rights reserved.

Gilbert

Piano

In 2 h = 80

mp

Gilbert

Pno.

5

mf

Gilbert

Pno.

9

mp

CUE: JOYCE: "Don't forget your lesson, Veronica! Five o'clock sharp!"

JOYCE (cont'd): "A private function Mother! We must start thinking of what to wear."

No. 4b - Mrs. Metcalf's Treatment


JOYCE: "And I have no intention to 'make do and mend'."

MRS. METCALF: "My last little man was so old he could barely see."


Mrs.Metcalf

Piano

mp He has mag ic- fin gers- He has force ful- thumbs And I

Freely h = 66

p mp



Mrs.Metcalf

Pno.

have hot flush es- ev' ry time he comes How I wish my Met calf- Could be

5

Mrs.Metcalf

Pno.

half as sweet When you're mar ried- to a butch er- You're just a noth- er- cut of meat

8

mf mp

CUE: MRS. METCALF: "He who eats the fastest eats the most.That's the law of the jungle and it's no different here. (GILBERT hits the spot) Ooh!"

MRS METCALF

No. 4c - Magic Fingers - Reprise



Mrs.Metcalf

Pno.

Seductively11

p

Mrs.Metcalf

Pno.

15

Mrs.Metcalf

Pno.

19

MRS. METCALF: "Are you sure there isn't anything I can offer you?"

GILBERT: "Just a ration coupon -- if you can spare it."

SHE pulls one from her bosom, hands it to him...when...

MUSIC CUT ON CUENOBLE: "Open up. This is the police!"

METCALF: "Gestapo! Gestapo! MRS. METCALF: Bloody hell!"

No.4c - Magic Fingers - Reprise


2

Wormold

Piano

mpNo stone will go un turned- It's time these peo ple- learned

Stony q = 130

mp

Wormold

Pno.

If meat is deemed un fit- They won't be eat ing- it

Meno mosso5



Wormold

Pno.

For fresh ly- butch ered- roast or raw I will up hold- the

9

CUE: WORMOLD: "Any unlicensed meat is to be confiscatedand painted regulation green, making it, "Unfit for Human Consumption"."

WORMOLD

No. 5 - Painting By Heart



Wormold

Pno.

law

Rhythmically q = 15013

Co.

Pno.

mp No he can't it's ob scene-

17

mp Noth ing- wrong with that

Co.

Pno.

mf They'd rath er- eat They don't care where it's

20

side o' meat

WORMOLD: "Bring me the paint!"

MRS METCALF

METCALF

MR & MRS METCALF

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No. 5 - Painting By Heart 2

Co.

Pno.

been

23

Wormold

Pno.

mfI'll keep il leg- al- pork From each im mor- al- fork

27

mf

Wormold

Pno.

In lit tle- towns like this To find such av ar- - ice-

31

Wormold

Pno.

Is some thing- I won't tol er- ate- Stand back while

35

CONSTABLE NOBLE: "Why dont you let me do that, sir? Youve done enough for one day."

WORMOLD



Wormold

Pno.

I cre ate- mpWatch me I'm

38

f

Wormold

Pno.

paint ing- - paint ing- by

Tainted waltz - in 1 h. = 7043

subito mp

mf

Wormold

Pno.

heart Some think it

47

Wormold

Pno.

waste ful- - But I con sid- er- it

51



Wormold

Pno.

art The sweep of the

55

Wormold

Pno.

should er- - A brush of the

59

Wormold

Pno.

breast mp The

63

mp

Wormold

Pno.

ten der- young rump So pleas ing- ly- plump The

67



Wormold

Pno.

part I love best mf Yes when I'm

71

Wormold

Pno.

paint ing- - Struc ture- and

75

mf

Wormold

Pno.

form I get a

79

Wormold

Pno.

feel ing- - in side- that's fuz zy- and

83



Wormold

Pno.

warm Though my vo -

87

Wormold

Pno.

ca tion- - may strike

91

Wormold

Pno.

some as odd

f

When I am

95

f

Wormold

Pno.

paint ing- - mp Then I feel

99

mp



Wormold

Pno.

close to

103

Wormold

Pno.

God

107

mp

Wormold

Pno.

111

Wormold

Pno.

115

WORMOLD: "I always wanted to be an artist."

WORMOLD: (cont.) "But my father -- "The Vicar" -- forbade me."



Wormold

Pno.

119

Wormold

Pno.

mp Be cause- when I'm

123

Wormold

Pno.

paint ing,- - paint ing- -

127

mf

Wormold

Pno.

mp It's an art in it self-

131

mp

WORMOLD: (cont.) "He said that only God had the right to create."

WORMOLD: (cont.) "But my father was wrong! Now I have the right."



Wormold

Pno.

My cal ling- in life

135

mf

Wormold

Pno.

Keep ing- meat off the shelf

139

mp

Wormold

Pno.

Paint ing- it Taint ing- it

143

mf

Wormold

Pno.

Seiz ing- their spoils

147



Wormold

Pno.

Ev 'ry- - joint a

151

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

stu dy- in oils

155

mf Watch him he's

mfWatch him he's

Co.

Pno.

paint ing- - Paint ing- by

159


f

POLICEMEN



Wormold

Co.

Pno.

mp

With a lit tle- dab With a lit tle- daub With a lit tle- flair

163

heart Some think it

heart Some think it

p mf

Co.

Pno.

waste ful- - but he con sid- ers- it

167

waste ful- - but he con sid- ers- it

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

With a lit tle- brush With a lit tle- stroke With a lit tle- care

171

art

art

p mf

chromatics stet

chromatics stet



Wormold

Co.

Pno.

Peo ple- think

175

Peo ple- - think he

Peo ple- - think he

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

I ride rough shod mp But

179

rides rough shod

rides rough shod

f mp

Wormold

Pno.

I've had this tal ent- since I was a kid

183



Wormold

Pno.

Now I use it where ev- - er I'm bid

187

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

In a way Mi chel- An ge- lo- did Just

f

the

191

Just

f

the

Just

f

the

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

same ff Dad dy- I'm

rit.195

same

same

f



Wormold

Co.

Pno.

paint ing- - Paint ing- and

Broadly in 1 h. = 70199

Laf

la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la la

ff

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

proud Think of my

203

With a lit tle- dab With a lit tle- daub With a lit tle- flare

With a lit tle- dab With a lit tle- daub With a lit tle- flare

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

bo dy- - of work if I'd been al -

207



chromatics stet



Wormold

Co.

Pno.

lowed! Though my vo -

211



Wormold

Co.

Pno.

ca tion- - may strike

215

Ah

mp

ah

Ah

mp

ah

mp

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

some as odd ff When I am

219

Ah ah

Ah ah

f

chromatics stet



Wormold

Co.

Pno.

paint ing- - Then I feel

223

When he is paint ing- -

f When he is paint ing- -

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

close

Piu mosso227

Close

Close

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

to

231

to

to



Wormold

Co.

Pno.

God

Faster235

Ah

Ah

Wormold

Co.

Pno.

239

God

God

APPLAUSE SEGUE



Noble

Piano

Fast Waltz - in 1 h. = 75

f Oom

f Oom pah pah

ff

ff



Noble

Pno.

Oh,f what a crimemf

5

Oom Oom Oom Pah

Oom pah pah Oom pah pah Oom pah pah pah

CUE: APPLAUSE SEGUE

No. 5a - Painting By Heart - Wipe


FEMALE CONSTABLES

MALE CONSTABLES

NOBLE


Noble

Pno.

He must be mad

9

Oom

Oom pah pah

Noble

Pno.

I thought

13

Oom Oom Oom Pah

Oom pah pah Oom pah pah Oom pah pah Pah


No.5a - Painting By Heart - Wipe2

Noble

Pno.

Hit ler- was bad

17

Oom

pah pah

Pno.

Oom Oom pah pah

poco rit.21

pah pah Oom pah pah

mf

Noble

Pno.

Poco moto (q = 116)Half Time Feel

26

VERONICA's PIANO - AS NEEDED (and as butchered)

PIANO SOLO


No.5a - Painting By Heart - Wipe 3

Pno.

1.30

Pno.

2.34

Pno.

38


No.5a - Painting By Heart - Wipe4

Joyce

Piano

Freely

p

Joyce

Pno.

5



Joyce

Pno.

9

CUE: MOTHER DEAR:"Thats a fine way to talk. Youd think I taught her no manners."

JOYCE: "Playing matinees at the Arcadia Theatre. No one even seeing my face."


No. 6 - Nobody - Part One

JOYCE: (cont.) "Giving lessons to privileged brats! If thats what its like to have children it's just as well we didn't have any."

JOYCE: (contd) "Striving to keep a gracious home, set a lovely table, prepare a meal from the meagerest of means --"


Joyce

Pno.

13

Joyce

Pno.

17

f

Joyce

Pno.

mfNo bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- calls me no bo- dy-

Steady h = 7021

f

Joyce

Pno.

I'm some bo- dy- They ought to be Hob nob- bing- with yet they put me

25

JOYCE: "I could have been somebody. I should have been somebody. Everyone said I had a lovely voice --"

MOTHER DEAR: "What did I tell you about your posture, Joyce! Nobody wants to grow a hump!"

JOYCE

banging her hands on the keys...


No. 6 - Nobody - Part One2

Joyce

Pno.

down mp I see the way peo ple- smirk May be- their jibes would n't-

Piu mosso29

mp

Joyce

Pno.

work If I could move in high cir cles- -

33

Joyce

Pno.

No bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- calls me no bo- dy-

piu mosso37

mf

Joyce

Pno.

mfIf on ly- they'd take the time they'd see That

41



Joyce

Pno.

those who call me a no bo- dy- don't know

45

Joyce

Pno.

me

Quicker h = 10049

f

Joyce

Pno.

mf I'm a wo man- of sub stance- A wo man- with stand ards-

53

mf

Joyce

Pno.

A wo man- of ma ny- ex tremes-

57

3



Joyce

Pno.

A wo man- with hopes A wo man- who copes De -

61

Joyce

Pno.

spite so ma ny- un - ful filled- dreams I'm well -

65

Joyce

Pno.

bred e nough- Well read- e nough- with wit ty- rep ar- tee- I'm

69

Joyce

Pno.

good e nough- I've stood e nough- of peop le- talk ing-

73



Joyce

Pno.

down to me

poco rall.76

Joyce

Pno.

f No bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- calls me no bo- dy-

Steady Swing h = 9079

f

Joyce

Pno.

I'm some bo- dy- Who's born to be The cen tre- of eve ry- thing- in

83

Joyce

Pno.

town I'll be the creme de la creme I'll show I'm bet ter- than

87



Joyce

Pno.

them Though they're so quick to con demn- me

91

Joyce

Pno.

No bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- calls me no bo- dy-

95

Joyce

Pno.

I'm sure giv en- time they'll all a gree- That

99

Joyce

Pno.

those who call me a no bo- dy-

103



Joyce

Pno.

f don't know...

rall.106

Joyce

Company

Pno.

No, No bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- calls me no bo- dy-

Slightly Broader h = 85109

Nomf bo- - dy- - No bo- dy-

No bo- - dy- - No bo- dy-

f

Joyce

Company

Pno.

I'm some bo- dy- They're gon na- see Rise up to be som one- of re -

113

Some bo- - dy- - -

Some bo- - dy- - -

GIRLS

BOYS



Joyce

Company

Pno.

nown I'll make them eat ev ery- word I'm not just one of the

117

Ooh Ooh

Ooh Ooh

Joyce

Company

Pno.

herd Time that the whole town was stirred up

121

Ooh Do do bi do Do do bi do

Ooh Do do bi do Do do bi do

GBB

GBB



Joyce

Company

Pno.

No bo- - dy- - calls me no bo- dy-

Pi mosso h = 90125

No bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- Ooh

No bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- Ooh

Joyce

Company

Pno.

I'll climb to the top of an y- tree

129

Ah

Ah



Joyce

Company

Pno.

Those who call me a no bo- - dy Don't know

133

Nof bo- dy- Don't know

No bo- dy- Don't know

Joyce

Pno.

me!

138

ff

Joyce

Company

Pno.

APPLAUSE SEGUE142

Ahfff

Ah



Company

Piano

Bright h = 100A1 A2 A3 A4

mf

Company

Pno.

What

mf

a pre poste- rous- wom an-

1

f mf



Company

Pno.

Who does shes think she is

5

I'mmf

on ly- thank ful-

CUE: UNDER THE APPLAUSE FROM PART ONE

No. 6a - Nobody - Part 2


33

MRS ALLARDYCE, MRS LOCKWOOD, VERONICA

3

SWABY, ALLARDYCE, LOCKWOOD

3


Company

Pno.

8

my wife Is n't- as de ranged- as his

Company

Pno.

mpThe wom an's- an up start- The wo man's- a no one-

11

The wom an's- an up start- The wo man's- a no one-

Company

Pno.

Her place is the back of the queue

15

Her place is the back of the queue

3



Company

Pno.

She beg gars- be lief- A lit tle- more beef?

19

She beg gars- be lief-Well

Company

Pno.

We're well

23

thank you I don't mind if I do We're well

Company

Pno.

fed e nough- We've said e nough- the wo man- is no good De -

27

fed e nough- We've said e nough- the wo man- is no good De -

MRS ALLARDYCE

SWABY

ALL

ALL


No. 6a - Nobody - Part 2 3

Company

Pno.

void of charm

31

void of charm

Oh twist my arm per haps- just one more

Company

Pno.

One more York shire-

rall.34

York shire-

One

pud

more York shire-

Joyce

Company

Pno.

fNo bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- calls me no bo- dy-

Slightly quicker h = 9037

Nomp

bo- - de- - li- - cious!-

No bo- - de- - li- - cious!-

f

SWABY

JOYCE



Joyce

Company

Pno.

I'm some bo- dy- They're gon na- see Rise up to be some one- of re -

41

No bo- - - de- - - li- - cious!-

No bo- - - de- - - li- - cious!-

Joyce

Pno.

nown I'll make them eat ev ery- word I'm not just one of the

45

Joyce

Company

Pno.

herd Time that the whole town was stirred up

49

Themf

hoi pol loi- Will not en joy-

The hoi pol loi- Will not en joy-



Joyce

Company

Pno.

fNo bo- dy- No bo- dy- No bo- dy- calls me no bo- dy-

53

Yum!

mp

Yum! Yum! Sir loin!-

Yum! Yum! Yum! Sir loin!-

Joyce

Company

Pno.

I'll climb to the top of an y- tree

57

Yum!mp

Yum! Ridmf

ic- u- lous- nin com- poop-

Yum! Yum! Rid ic- u- lous- nin com- poop-



Joyce

Company

Pno.

Those who call me a no bo- dy-

61

Andf

she is

And she is

Joyce

Company

Pno.

64

rub bish- at teach ing- pi a- no- as

rub bish- at teach ing- pi a- no- as



Joyce

Company

Pno.

Don't know

67

well

well

mp

Joyce

Pno.

pMay be- they're right May be- it's true May be- I'm just a no bo- dy-

In 4 q = 10071

p

Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

Is this my lot? My des ti- ny?-

75

mp To

3

GILBERT



Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

rall.79

me you'll al ways- be some bo- dy-

Joyce

Pno.

p They don't know me

83

mp

Joyce

Pno.

APPLAUSE SEGUENo.6b Sutcliffe's Farm

86

mf p

JOYCE: "Your dinners getting cold."

a tempo

She sits



Piano

f

Fast h = 10041

mf

Pno.

45

f



Pno.

49

No. 6b - Sutcliffe's FarmThe Chicken Chase



Pno.

f

82

f

Pno.

86

Pno.

f

[CUT ON CUE]94

f

(bars 53 - 81 CUT)

Betty Blue Eyes

No.6b - Sutcliffe's Farm - The Chicken Chase

5.5.11

2

Pno.

97

Pno.

ff

100

ff

Pno.

103

33

3

Betty Blue Eyes

No.6b - Sutcliffe's Farm - The Chicken Chase

5.5.11

3

Swaby

Piano

Andante q = 80

Swaby

Pno.

mp

A pri vate- func tion- A bles sed- treat A grand oc cai- sion- as be

4



Swaby

Pno.

fits this town's e lite- The roy al- coup le- will that day be joined Let us

8

CUE - SWABY: And a damn fine dinner -- the likes of which have not been seen since before the War. And all in honour of that pure, unspoiled couple..."

SWABY: "...who stand for everything we fought for. And died for. This isn't just dinner, gentlemen."


No.7 - A Private Function

SWABY: "This is our moment!"SWABY


Swaby

Pno.

share their rap ture- with the pork that we've pur loined- I'll

mf

pro pose- the loy al-

11

mf

Swaby

Pno.

toast To the Prince and to his Princ ess- And

mp

our fine pork

14

mp

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

A

mfPi mosso q = 8617

A

mf

roast A

mf

mf

BETTY Snorts

ALLARDYCE: "Betty!"

ALLARDYCE

LOCKWOOD

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

2

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

pri vate- func tion- as Eng land- strives

21

pri vate- func tion- as Eng - land strives and their

pri vate- func tion- as Eng - land strives For men of sub stance-

mf

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

For

mp

hope for glor y- for a land that's free

24

ev er- charm ing- wives For

mp

hope for glor y- for a land that's free

For

mp

hope for glor y- for a land that's free And yet

mp

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

3

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

It's

f

our priv i- lege- to

27

It's

mf


not for peo ple- who are not our cup of tea It's

mf


mf

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

host Such a feast fit for a mon arch- Our fine pork

poco rit.30

host Such a feast fit for a mon arch- Our fine pork

host Such a feast fit for a mon arch- Of our fine pork

f

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

4

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

roast

fPompous and circumstantial q = 90

33

roast

f mf

For

roast

f mf

For

ff

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

mf For gen er- a- tions- Look back and say Re mem- ber- clear ly- where we

37

gen er- a- tions- we'll look back and say We re mem- ber- clear ly- where we

gen er- a- tions- we'll look back and say We re mem- ber- clear ly- where we

mf

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

5

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

were that sa cred- day And

f

great men will proud ly- boast Of the

40


f



f


f

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

func tion- the were pri vy- to Our fine pork

43

func tion- the were pri vy- to Our fine

func tion- the were pri vy- to Our fine pork

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

6

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

roast

rit. Meno mosso47

roast

roast A

mp

pri vate- func tion- they were pri vy- to Our

p

p

Allardyce

Lockwood

Swaby

Pno.

p Our fine pork roast with ap ple- sauce

50

pOur fine pork roast with ap ple- sauce

fine pork roast

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

7

Allardyce

Piano

Ifmp you think if farm yard crea tures- And their most dist inct- ive- fea tures-

Freely h = 90

mp

Allardyce

Pno.

Pret ty- soon you'll have a comp re- hen- sive- list When

5



Allardyce

Pno.

peo ple- stop and think A bout- a pig they just think pink Per haps- a

9

CUE: GILBERT: "I don't..." ALLARDYCE: "She won't bite. She's every so gentle."

ALLARDYCE

No.8 - Betty Blue Eyes



Allardyce

Pno.

snout a cur ly- tail Andyet there'ssome thing- that they've missed For

colla voce h = 60 A Tempo h = 9013

Allardyce

Pno.

when you get up clos er- Then you're in for a sur prise-

18

Allardyce

Pno.

Havemf

you seen the col our- Of this lit tle- pig gy's- eyes?

poco rall.22

mf

Allardyce

Pno.

Bet ty- blue eyes Bet ty- blue eyes When I look in to- your

Romantically26

mp

L.H.

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

2

Allardyce

Pno.

two eyes I see the heart and soul of God's cre a- tion-

30

Allardyce

Pno.

Bet ty- blue eyes Bet ty- blue eyes There were nev er- two more

34

Allardyce

Pno.

true eyes How I love this per fect- pig men- ta- tion-

38

Allardyce

Pno.

They're blu er- than the sky a bove- They're deep er- than the

Gentle fox-trot h = 7642

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

3

Allardyce

Pno.

sea I al most- think they're smil ing- When she turns and fa ces-

46

Allardyce

Pno.

me mf Bet ty- blue eyes Bet ty- blue eyes Some folk tend to mis con- -

poco rit. A tempo h = 7650

mf

Allardyce

Pno.

strue eyes But I'm proud to say this here and now

54

Allardyce

Pno.

I will nev er- have eyes for an y- oth er-

poco rit. molto rit.58

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

4

Allardyce

Pno.

sow

A tempo h = 8061

Allardyce

Pno.

65

Allardyce

Pno.

Wouldmp you say they're corn flower- or hya cinth?-

69

mp

Allardyce

Pno.

Would you call them wedge wood- or az ure?-

71

GILBERT: "Does Mrs Allardyce know about this?"

ALLARDYCE: "She wouldn't understand." GILBERT: "No...no I don't suppose she would."

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

5

Allardyce

Pno.

Do you think they're sapph ire- or ba by- blue? All I know is you havegot this strange al -

rit.73

mf

Allardyce

Pno.

lure Oh, Bet ty-

Picking up h = 9076

Allardyce

Pno.

Bet ty-fBet ty- Bet ty-

rall.80

f

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

blue eyes

Foxtrot h = 7684

fBet ty- blue eyes If an art ist- ev er- drew eyes I

GILBERT

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

6

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

You know you're right Bet ty-

88

doubt he'd ev er- catch that sweet ex pres- sion- Bet ty-

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

blue eyes Bet ty- blue eyes Blink ing- in the morn ing- dew eyes She's the

92

blue eyes Blink ing- in the morn ing- dew eyes

Allardyce

Pno.

per fect- cure for my de pres- sion- And

96

Allardyce

Pno.

each time I come vis it- ing- Her eyes just seem to say "I

100

ALLARDYCE

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

7

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

hope per haps- you've brought "A few more gin ger- snaps to day"- Bet ty-

poco rall.104

"A few more gin ger- snaps to day"- Bet ty-

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

blue eyes bet ty- blue eyes Sad ly- there are all too few eyes That

A tempo h = 80108

blue eyes

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

meet mine and leave me all a gog-

112

I'm all a gog-

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

8

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

Now I'll nev er- have eyes for an y- oth er-

Dictated h = 40116

Now I'll nev er- have eyes for an y- oth er-

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

hog

A Tempo h = 80123

hog

mp

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

Betf

ty

127

Betf

ty

mf

ALLARDYCE: "She likes you. She doesn't just take to anyone, you know."

GILBERT: "She's quite -- a lady, as you say." ALLARDYCE: "I knew you'd see it. I could just tell."

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

9

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

blue eyes Bet ty blue eyes With your sweet "How do you do eyes" Folk

131

blue eyes With your sweet "How do you do eyes"

f

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

mock me but I don't care a fig

135

Don't

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

rall.138

care a fig

gliss.

gliss.

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

10

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.


rall.141


Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

A Tempo h = 86144

mf

Allardyce

Gilbert

Pno.

pig

APPLAUSE SEGUE:No.8a First In Line At Last148

pig

f ff

3 33 3

3 3

Betty Blue Eyes


22.4.11

11



Gilbert

Piano

Allego ma non tripo q = 160

f

mf

f

Pno.

4

mff

Pno.

6

mf f mf

CUE - APPLAUSE SEGUE FROM No 8

No. 8a - First In Line At Last



Pno.

10

Pno.

14

Gilbert

Pno.

poco rit.16

f

MOTHER JABS WITH HER BROLLY

gliss.

No. 8a - First In Line At Last


2



Gilbert

Piano

Tensely h = 96

mpmf

Gilbert

Pno.

poco rit.3

WARNING: - JOYCE: "First come, first served, Veronica. That's the fair and equitable way. Isn't that so, Mrs Allardyce?"MRS ALLARDYCE: "Yes, that's right."CUE: VERONICA: "Ow!"

BARRACLOUGH: "Good morning, ladies."

No. 8b - Barraclough Reveals All



Company

Piano

Conspiritorially q = 140

mp

Company

Pno.

5



Company

Pno.

With movement q = 1607

f mf

WORMOLD: "Touch that, madam, and you're an accessory." JOYCE: "She's 84!" WORMOLD: "Then she should know by..."

MOTHER DEAR: "Where did it finish?" WORMOLD: "Dead last." MOTHER DEAR: "With horseradish it'll be a winner."


No. 9 - The Riot

"...now to respect the law and the hand that enforces it. This shop is officially closed."

CROWD (ad. lib.): "You cant do that! How will we eat?! Therell be no butchers left!"NOBLE: "Everyone kindly disperse. I said everyone leave the premises!"


Company

Pno.

11

mp

Company

Pno.

15

Company

Pno.

19

Company

Pno.

23 28

CROWD FREEZE - NUTTALL: "What did I tell you? Thievery and chicanery everywhere you look."

WORMOLD: "Your tips have proven invaluable, Mr. Nutall -- especially to you.

"Seems now you're the only butcher left in town." NUTALL: "Just goes to prove -- honesty's the best policy." CROWD UNFREEZE

WORMOLD: "Take him away!" BARRACLOUGH : "Bastard!" NOBLE: "Sorry about this, Thomas."

(bars 26 & 27 cut)


No. 9 - The Riot2

Company

Pno.

29 31

mf f

Company

Pno.

mf Blood y- hell what a waste All that meat go ing-

33

f What a waste!

mf

Company

Pno.

up the spout While we have nowt It leaves a na sty-

36

Up the spout! We have nowt! Leaves a na sty-

f

BARRACLOUGH: "You damn well ought to be. They eat horse in France -- "

(bar 30 cut)

SAFETY

NOBLE: "This isn't France This is England. And these used to be ordinary, decent people."

CROWD


No. 9 - The Riot 3

Wormold

Company

Pno.

mf Time to start

Waltz in 1 h. = 8039

taste

taste

Wormold

Company

Pno.


43

Arrrrgh

p f

mf

Wormold

Company

Pno.

heart Some think it

47

mf No he can't it's ob scene-

mf No he can't it's ob scene-

WORMOLD


No. 9 - The Riot4

Wormold

Company

Pno.

waste ful- - But I con si- der- it

51

Arrrrgh

p f

Wormold

Company

Pno.

art

cresc. poco a poco55

cresc. poco a pocoNoth ing- wrong with that piece of meat We'd

cresc. poco a pocoNoth ing- wrong with that piece of meat We'd

cresc. poco a poco

Wormold

Company

Pno.

59

ra ther- eat We don't care where it's

ra ther- eat We don't care where it's


No. 9 - The Riot 5

Wormold

Company

Pno.

63

been!

been!

ff

Company

Pno.

In 2 h = 10065

mf

Company

Pno.

69

ff

NOBLE: "All right, that's enough! Move along or I'll chuck the lot of you in jail! Go on!"

THE CROWD BURST THROUGH

CROWD: (ad lib) "Get out of my way! Ive had enough! Im starving! Its disgusting! How am I supposed to feed the children? I want my fair share and I want it NOW!"


No. 9 - The Riot6

Company

Pno.

71

mf

f

f

Company

Pno.

75

Company

Pno.

79

f

Company

Pno.

83

SLOW MOTION

JOYCE: "Mother --!"

+ swooping Vln/Cello harmonics + accordion

Timp pulse

JOYCE: "Gilbert!"

"The Hero arrives!" - Still Slow MoGILBERT SAVES MOTHER


No. 9 - The Riot 7

CompanyPno.h. = w

SEGUE: No.9aThe Grand Hotel Waltz

87

ff

ff


No. 9 - The Riot8

This score is the property of and should be returned to:

Cameron Mackintosh Ltd, 1 Bedford Square, London, WC1B 3RB.Unauthorised use or reproduction of any part is an infringement of copyright. All rights reserved.

Gilbert

Piano

With Movement h. = 70

p

Gilbert

Pno.

5

Gilbert

Pno.

9

Gilbert

Pno.

13

CUE: SEGUE AS ONE fron No.9 - The RiotJOYCE: "Look at me -- I'm rattled as a teacup."

MOTHER DEAR: "You're always rattled about something."

No. 9a - The Nobody Waltz


PALM COURT TRIO

JOYCE: "With good reason!

If it weren't for Gilbert risking life and limb, you might've been trampled to death."

MOTHER DEAR: "It wasn't for me -- it was for my ration book."

GILBERT: "I don't need you bloody ration book. Look what I've got!"

HE unwraps a small brown-paper parcel, revealing:

JOYCE: "A bone with a scrap of gristle?"


Gilbert

Pno.

17

Gilbert

Pno.

21

Gilbert

Pno.

25

Gilbert

Pno.

29

GILBERT: "It's a pork shank! ..."

GILBERT (cont.): "Almost. Farmer Sutcliffe gave it to me. In appreciation."

JOYCE: "Aren't we the lucky ones! Who knows what gifts will be bestowed on us next? ..."

JOYCE (cont.): "Perhaps a calf's tail or a pig's ear? ..."



2

Gilbert

Pno.

33

Gilbert

Pno.

37

Gilbert

Pno.

41

Gilbert

Pno.

45

MOTHER DEAR: "It's still got some tasty bits on it, Joyce."

JOYCE (cont.): "Yes, the Chilvers are certainly moving up in the world!"

JOYCE: "She used to be such a grand woman."

HOTEL MANAGER: "Pardon me, madam. ..."

HOTEL MANAGER (cont.): "Only food purchased on the premises is permitted."

HE attempts to take the boneaway from her. SHE attemptsto sink her teeth into his wrist.

JOYCE: "She's 84."

HE leaps back.

GILBERT: "It's nearly three o'clock. Mustn't be late for my appointment with Mr.Lockwood."



3

Gilbert

Pno.

49

Gilbert

Pno.

53

Gilbert

Pno.

57

Gilbert

Pno.

61

JOYCE: "Gilbert's leasing premises on the Parade!"

3

MOTHER DEAR: "It's about time you made something of yourself."

JOYCE: "Couldn't you give him a word of encouragement - just once?"

MOTHER DEAR: "Straighten your hat."

JOYCE: "You've never approved of Gilbert. You've always underestimated him."



4

Gilbert

Pno.

65

Gilbert

Pno.

rall.69

pp

MOTHER DEAR: "You could've had a dozen suitors if you'd only waited --"

JOYCE: "There were no other suitors! And there was no time to wait! One had to seize the moment --"



5

Joyce

Piano

Jitterbug h = 130

mf



Joyce

Pno.

6

fgliss.

Pno. ff

12

Pno.

16

CUE: JOYCE: "That's right! That night back home in Leeds, at the Primrose Ballroom... "

JOYCE: (cont.) "-- Billy Carrolls band was playing."


No.10 - Lionheart

PIANO SOLO

JOYCE (contd): "I didn't want to go but my friend Kitt insisted. She said, "You'll have the time of your life"."

DRUM FILL


Joyce

Pno.

mfCut ting- the rug in the Prim rose- ball room-

20

mf

Joyce

Pno.

Hop ing- the night would n't- end

24

Joyce

Pno.

Kitt dressed to kill in her brand new ny lons-

28

Joyce

Pno.

Me just her dowd y- best friend There were

32

Joyce

Pno.

plen ty- of lads there For las ses- to choose from So

36

JOYCE


No.10 - Lionheart2

Joyce

Pno.

may be- it's un fair- to gripe Those

40

Joyce

Pno.

charm ing- young sold iers- Who we loved to dance with But

44

Joyce

GirlTrio

Pno.

none of them real ly- my type

Swung 4 q = 100Suddenly slower48

mp She

mp She

mpShe

mp

GIRL 1

GIRL 2

GIRL 3

3 3 3


No.10 - Lionheart 3

Joyce

GirlTrio

Pno.

mp A

51

dreamed she'd meet her li on- heart- Like all girls did back then



Con Ped.

Joyce

GirlTrio

Pno.

gal lant- knight A dash ing- Prince A gi ant- a mongst- men A

55

Oh Oh Oh mp Ah

Oh Oh Oh mp Ah

Oh Oh Ohmp

Ah

3

3

3 3 3 3

3

3

3 3


No.10 - Lionheart4

Joyce

GirlTrio

Pno.

he ro- who would res cue- me And set my heart a flame-

59

Oh Oh She

Oh Oh She

Oh Oh She

GirlTrio

Pno.

dreamed she'd meet her li on- heart- But her li on- heart- ne ver-

63



3

3

3

3

3 3 3

3

3

3


No.10 - Lionheart 5

GirlTrio

Pno.

came

Straight Jitterbug h = 13067

came

came

ff

Pno.

71

Joyce

Pno.

mf Cut ting- the rug in the Prim rose- Ball room-

75

mf

Joyce

Pno.

They turned the pace up a notch

79

JOYCE


No.10 - Lionheart6

Joyce

Pno.

Kitt real ly- shone when she took the dance floor

83

Joyce

Pno.

Me, I was hap py- to watch

87

ff

gliss.

Pno. ff

91

Pno.

95

Pno.

99


No.10 - Lionheart 7

Pno.

103

Pno. f

107

Pno.

113

Pno.

119

Pno. ff

Boogie - Woogie123

Pno.

127

3

DRUMS - Floor tom "sing-sing-sing"

Cartwheel


No.10 - Lionheart8

Pno.

131

Pno.

135

Dancers

Dancers

Pno.

Livf

ing!- Breath ing!- Sen ses- height ened!- Pul ses- rac ing!-

139

Livf ing!- Breath ing!- Sen ses- height ened!- Pul ses- rac ing!-

mf

Dancers

Dancers

Pno.

No one- fright ened!- Liv ing!- Breath ing!- Jump ing!- Jiv ing!-

145

No one- fright ened!- Liv ing!- Breath ing!- Jump ing!- Jiv ing!-

f


No.10 - Lionheart 9

Dancers

Dancers

Pno.

Lov ing!- Laugh ing!- We're sur vi- ving- here

151

Lov ing!- Laugh ing!- We're sur vi- ving- here

f

Dancers

Dancers

Pno.

and now

156

and now

ff

GirlTrio

Pno.

ff Cut ting- the rug in the Prim rose- Ball room-

161

Pno.

165

GIRL TRIO - unison

DRUMS ONLY CONTINUE RHYTHM

BAND SOLOS


No.10 - Lionheart10

GirlTrio

Pno.

Caught in the mo ment- our fears es caped- us

169

Pno.

173

Pno.

177

Pno.

181

Pno.

185

BAND SOLOS


No.10 - Lionheart 11

Pno.

189

Pno. ff

195

Pno.

201 205

GirlTrio

Pno.

p She dreamed she'd meet her li on- heart- Like all girls did back then

Swung 4 q = 80208

pShe dreamed she'd meet her li on- heart- Like all girls did back then

pShe dreamed she'd meet her li on- heart- Like all girls did back then

p ghostly

F/X SIREN

An EXPLOSION! Intense white light as the bomb finds its target.

(The smoke clears, the ghosts of the THREE SINGERS from the band appear)

3

3

3

3

3 3


No.10 - Lionheart12

GirlTrio

Pno.

A gal lant- knight A dash ing- Prince A gi ant- a mongst- menmp

And

212


AndAnd


And

pp

GirlTrio

Pno.

on that fate ful- Aug ust- night When all the dust had cleared When

217



p

PIANO CREEPS IN

3

3

3

3 3 3

3



GirlTrio

Pno.

she was least ex pect- ing- it A li on- heart ap peared-

poco rall.221



Joyce

GirlTrio

Pno.

Straight and Freely q = 120226

And

And

And

p

3

Vln solo - harmonics

GILBERT: "Come on, let's get you a nice cup of tea."

3

JOYCE: "Poor Kitt....How can I ever thank you?" GILBERT: "I'm only doing my duty."GILBERT: "Alls well, miss. Im here now." GILBERT touches JOYCEs cheek.

Arte ShawClarinet solo


No.10 - Lionheart14

GirlTrio

Pno.

on that fate ful- Au gust- night When all a round- was grim She

Swung 4 q = 90230



GirlTrio

Pno.

dreamed she'd meet her li on- heart- But nev er- dreamed her li on- heart- was

Straight 4 q = 90234



Accordion - basoon stop

Bass

3

3



GirlTrio

Pno.

him

238

him

him

mp p pp

Pno solo in reverb

Vibes + motor

SEGUE AS ONE - 10aTHERE'LL BE NO LEASE


No.10 - Lionheart16

Gilbert

Hammf mer- toes- and bun ions- Cal lous- es and corns Clip pers- for the toe nails- Tweez ers- for the thorns

Freely q. = 80

Gilbert

Pno.

5



Gilbert

Pno.

Predatory q = 806

ppp an echo only

darkly

mp

Gilbert

Pno.

9

mp

CUE: DEAD SEGUE FROM No.10

GILBERT

Music by George Stiles

No. 10a - There'll Be No LeaseLyrics by Anthony Drewe

GILBERT: "Mr. Lockwood, I've come to sign my lease." LOCKWOOD: "There'll be no lease."

GILBERT: "But -- but we agreed that -- " LOCKWOOD: "I said there'll be no lease! There's been a breach."GILBERT: "A breach?" LOCKWOOD: "Failure to disclose a change of use."

GILBERT: "But I told you -- it's for my surgery." LOCKWOOD: "In order to do that, you'd first need to obtain approval from the Head of the Planning Committee." GILBERT: "Who's that?"


Gilbert

Pno.

Pi mosso q = 9012

mpp

mf

slithering

Gilbert

Pno.

17

Gilbert

Pno.

21

mp

SWABY: "Me."

GILBERT: "Very well, then. I would like to obtain approval from the --"SWABY: "Save your breath. The Planning Commission has no time to deal with a toe-nail clipping sod like you." GILBERT: "I have the right to apply, same as everyone else."

pizz strings + banjo

3

3

SWABY: "Of course you do. You also have the right to be refused." GILBERT: "But I was told it was mine!" SWABY: "There was no such commitment made to my knowledge. Was there yours, gentlemen?"

3

3

3

SWABY: "That settles that. Now move along. I said, move along!"

33 3

3

5.5.11

No. 10a - There'll Be No Lease

Betty Blue Eyes

2

Gilbert

Pno.

25

sfz mp

Gilbert

Pno.

28

HE grabs the porcelain foot from GILBERT, hurls itto the ground, smashing it to pieces..SWABY: "Sorry, slipped. Come gentlemen, we have a banquet to prepare. Henry!."

5 5 5

FADE AFTER JOYCE: "Gilbert! Good heavens! What's happened?"

5 5 5

5.5.11

No. 10a - There'll Be No Lease

Betty Blue Eyes

3

Gilbert

Piano

mp Lis ten- up

Darkly q = 150

p

Gilbert

Pno.

Joyce It's eat or be eat en- They leave us no

6



Gilbert

Pno.

choice I re fuse- to be beat en- We'll

10

CUE: JOYCE: "Those were your very words. When's it going to start, Gilbert?"

JOYCE (cont'd): "When's it going to start?"

GILBERT

No.11 - Steal The PigMusic by George StilesLyrics by Anthony Drewe


Gilbert

Pno.

just steal a pig And I know a smash er-

14

Gilbert

Pno.

These are rash times So we need to think rash er-

rall.18

mf

Gilbert

Pno.

mp You'll have pork You'll have tripe You'll have

Steady 4 q = 10622

mp

Gilbert

Pno.

chit ter- lings- and of fal- You'll have crack ling- that's the crunch i- est- and then You'll have

25

mf

JOYCE: "A what?"

MOTHER DEAR: "Hes off his crumpet!"JOYCE: "Pay no attention to him, Mother."

GILBERT


No.11 - Steal The Pig2

Gilbert

Pno.

hocks You'll have lard But I can't stand here andwaf fle- There's a ban quet- out there walk ing- round it's

28

mp

Gilbert

Pno.

pen You'll have leg You'll have loin You'll have

31

pmp

Gilbert

Pno.

liv er- Where's the sher ry?- I might need a swig Just to

34

Gilbert

Pno.

give me the strength As I go to this length I'll do the deedto night- And stealthe

37

mf

JOYCE: "Youre right, Mother. Starvation has loosed his moorings."

GILBERT



Gilbert

Pno.

pig mf It takes

41

p fmf

Gilbert

Pno.

heart It takes nerve It takes guts if we're to fight'em For they think they are the rul ers- of the

45

Gilbert

Pno.

land They have wealth They have power And they will ad in fi- ni- tum- Un less-

48

Gilbert

Pno.

sim ple- folk rise up and take a stand It takes gall It takes grit It takes

51

JOYCE: "What pig?" GILBERT: "Theres a pig. At Sutcliffe Farm. Belongs to Swaby and the rest - but it could be ours!"

GILBERT



Gilbert

Pno.

gump tion- All it means is I have to think big In the

54

Gilbert

Pno.

still of the night When there's no one- in sight I'll creep up to the farm And steal the

57

mp f

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

pig

Con Moto q = 12061

mf All our pre par- - - -

f mp

LOCKWOOD



Company

Pno.

at ions- will soon be com plete-

64

With our

Company

Pno.

sto machs- - rum bling- at the thought of fresh cooked

67

Company

Pno.

mfAnd great men will proud ly- -

70

And great men will proud ly- -

meat

mf

And great men will proud ly- -

mf

LOCKWOOD

SWABY

SWABY

ALLARDYCE

LOCKWOOD

SWABY



Company

Pno.

will proud ly- boast Of the funcsmp

tion- they were

73

will proud ly- boast Of the funcsmp

tion- they were

boast Of the funcsmp

tion- they were

f

smp

Company

Pno.

priv y- to Our fine pork

76

priv vy- to Our fine pork

priv y- to Our fine pork

mf



Wormold

Company

Pno.

mf There'll be no fur tive- feasts

Angry q = q79

Fairf

shares fair shares for all

Fairf shares Fair shares for all

roast

roast

roast

Wormold

Company

Pno.

For those

83

Fair shares fair shares for all

Fair shares Fair shares for all

WORMOLD

WOMEN

MEN

MEN



Wormold

Pno.

who act like beasts mp Our count ry- paid the cost

86

mp

Wormold

Pno.

Think of the men we lost The rumb ling- stom ach- cuts no

89

Wormold

Pno.

ice This is our sac ri- - -

rall.92

mf



Joyce

Gilbert

Wormold

Company

Pno.

fWe'll have pies And pa t- We'll have ba con- We will

Steady 4 q = 11095

f We'll have pies And pa t- We'll have ba con-

fice

f Pies! Pa t!- Ba con!-

f

Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

show them each and eve ry- prig Though they may rule this town They will

99

Though they may rule this town They will

Though they may rule this town They will

TOWNSPEOPLE



Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

not keep us down It's time to prove our worth So steal the

102

not keep us down It's time to prove our worth

not keep us down It's time to prove our worth

f

Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

pig

In 2 h = 100105

ff At a girl

sfz Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

They leave us no

109

Joyce! It's eat or be eat en- They leave us no

ff

GILBERT

3

3



Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

choice I re fuse- to be bea ten- ff More than

rit.113

choice I re fuse- to be bea ten- ff More than

Wef re fuse- to be bea ten- ff More than

f We re fuse- to be bea ten- ff More than

Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

pork More than meat It's for ven geance- that we're yearn ing- Wewill scup per- thisfinesup per- that they

Battle March q = 100119

pork More than meat It's for ven geance- that we're yearn ing- Wewill scup per- thisfinesup per- that they

pork More than meat It's for ven geance- that we're yearn ing-

pork More than meat It's for ven geance- that we're yearn ing-

ff



Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

planned We'll re gain- self respect- For at last the worm is turn ing- For the

122

planned We'll re gain- self respect- For at last the worm is turn ing- For the

f Fair shares

Fair shares

Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

first time we will havethe up per- hand We'll have strength We'll have might We'll have

Pi mosso125

first time we will havethe up per- hand We'll have strength We'll have might We'll have

Fair shares mp Ah

Fair shares

mf



Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

just ice- And the joy is no bod- y- will twigmf

No bo- dy- No bo- dy-

Pi piu q = 114128

just ice- And the joy is no bod- y- will twig No bo- dy- No bo- dy-

Joyf

f

Joyce

Gilbert

Company

Pno.

No - bo dy-f

Come the day come the hour It's not pork This is

132

No - bo dy- Come the day come the hour It's not pork This is

f Come the day come the hour Its not pork This is

mf f



Joyce

Gilbert

Wormold

Company

Pno.

power We must dothedeed to night-mf

And steal the pig!

136

power We must dothedeed to night-

power!ff

ffsubito mp

Wormold

Company

Pno.

fEv er- on ward- we'll fight There is

JOYCE: "And when you return -- sexual intercourse will be in order!"140

fEv er- on ward- we'll fight There is

fEv er- on ward- we'll fight

fThere is

mf

+TOWN COUNCIL



Joyce

Gilbert

Wormold

Company

Pno.

So just you wait and see ff We'll dig for vic - to -

143

So just you wait and seeff

We'll dig for vic - to -

glo ry- in sight So just you wait and see ff We'll dig for vic - to -

glo ry- in sight f So just you wait and see We'll dig for vic - to -

glo ry- in sight f So just you wait and see ff We'll dig for vic - to -

glo ry- in sightf

So just you wait and see ff We'll dig for vic - to -

glo ry- in sight f So just you wait and see ff We'll dig for vic - to -

f

SOP

ALTO

TENOR

BASS



Joyce

Gilbert

Wormold

Company

Pno.

ry

poco rit.147

ry

ry

ry

ry

ry

ry

ff fff



Pianoff

Grandly in 2 h = 110



Pno. fp

poco rall.6

Pno.

f

A Little Broader h = 9010

f

Pno.

14

No. 11a - Entr'Acte



Pno.

18

Pno.

22

Pno.

26

Pno.

30

No.11a - Entr'Acte


2

Pno.

34

Pno.

38

Tbn.

Pno.

f

Pi mosso h = 9641

mf

Tpt.

Tbn.

Pno.

45

f

No.11a - Entr'Acte


3

Tpt.

Tbn.

Pno.

49

Tpt.

Tbn.

Pno.

f

82

f

Tpt.

Tbn.

Pno.

86

No.11a - Entr'Acte


4

Tpt.

Tbn.

Pno.

94

f

Tpt.

Tbn.

Pno.

97

ff

ff

Tpt.

Tbn.

Pno.

101

33 3

No.11a - Entr'Acte


5

Gilbert

Piano

Military Swing q = 144

p

Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

It's a -

5

It's a -



Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

noth er- lit tle- vic tor- y- for lit tle- Eng land- An other- lit tle- feath er- in our cap You

9

noth er- lit tle- vic tor- y- for lit tle- Eng land- An other- lit tle- feath er- in our cap You

CUE: JOYCE: "Mustn't let the neigbours get wind!"

GILBERT: "You look ravishing!" JOYCE: "And you have never looked more dashing."


No.12 - Another Little Victory

GILBERT: "Why, if I didn't know better, I'd swear you were the Duchess of Pork!" JOYCE: "And you must be Sir Francis Bacon!"

(Swung quavers)

3


Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

wake up fear ing- what an other- day may bring and Look at what just fell in to- our lap

13

wake up fear ing- what an other- day may bring and Look at what just fell in to- our lap

Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

Though thehoi ty- toi ty- willbe deep ly sha ken- When they see that we are bring ing- homethe ba con-

17

Though thehoi ty- toi ty- willbe deep ly sha ken- When they see that we are bring ing- homethe ba con-

Joyce

Gilbert

Pno.

Let them sit and stew in it 'cos they'll be hav ing- none It's a -

21

Let them sit and stew in it 'cos they'll be

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