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1 00:00:03,864 --> 00:00:05,697 - Do you know what this is? - What? 2 00:00:05,731 --> 00:00:08,116 This is a picture of our entire class swimming 3 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:10,234 at Dominique Harris' birthday bash. 4 00:00:10,285 --> 00:00:12,170 Do you see<i> us?</i> Do you? 5 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,504 Look hard! 6 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:14,856

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- Do you know what this is?

- What?

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This is a picture of

our entire class swimming

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at Dominique Harris' birthday bash.

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Do you see<i> us?</i> Do you?

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Look hard!

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Take it down a notch, friend.

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You don't see us because we're not in it.

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Because we weren't invited.

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Because of you people!

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What did we do?

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Probably said no, like you usually do.

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That's why I just lie to

you about where I'm going.

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What

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Dre: Zoey, where are you going?

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To bed.

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Dre: <i> Zoey, while a

boldfaced liar, wasn't wrong.</i>

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<i>Bow and I are "no" people.</i>

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<i>When people ask us</i>

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<i>to do stuff...</i>

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So, we're having a party

for Sophie this Saturday.

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Can you make it?

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<i>Our default position is</i>

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<i>"home is where our heart</i>

<i>and our butts are."</i>

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We'd love to!

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Unless it's Saturday.

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Ooh, can't. My aunt Edith died.

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Can't. Broke my leg.

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Walking around on a broken femur right now.

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I am strong, but not smart.

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No. Uh... another dead aunt.

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My aunt e... Condoleezza.

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Your excuse game is in shambles.

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Aunt Condoleezza?

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You're absolutely right,

walking broken femur.

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Can you two please just

start saying "yes" more?

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Please?

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- So, the party is Saturday?

- David: Yeah.

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You can make it, right?

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- They have a pool.

- With a slide.

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Both: Yes.

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Dre: Man, I should go over

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there and jump up in there.

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Rainbow: No.

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Yeah, make one of the

kids just fly over the top.

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Jack: Hey! We're going to the pool!

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Rainbow: Going to the pool!

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- Hey, buddy system.

- Yeah.

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- Buddy system! Go!

- Have fun, you guys.

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All right, hey, I got to say,

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the Coopers have found out

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the secret to having a good kids' party.

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- Liquor.

- Boom!

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Dre, why didn't we think of booze?

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We got to do better.

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I can't lie. I'm having a great time.

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Mm-hmm.

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And it wouldn't hurt us

to say "yes" more often.

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- Okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Want another Margarita?

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- Yes!

- See?

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It's already paying off.

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You guys, thank you so much for having us.

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We're so happy you all could make it.

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We're having a great time.

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Uh-oh.

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Jack is waist-deep in the pool,

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and he's got that look in his eyes.

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- Okay. Okay. Go handle it. Go handle it.

- So I'm gonna...

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Margaritas!

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Margaritas! [Laughs]

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You know, we should get together again.

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Yeah.

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Okay, let's make it happen.

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Okay.

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I know we haven't known

each other that long,

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but why don't you all come

with us to church next Sunday?

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Church?

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<i>The reason I'm pausing here</i>

<i>is because for black folks,</i>

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<i>church is a big deal.</i>

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<i>For centuries, it's been the

backbone of our community,</i>

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<i>dating back to when

we first got here.</i>

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<i>Some even say the term "Sunday Best"</i>

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<i>came from slaves

having one good outfit</i>

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<i>their owners bought them for church,</i>

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<i>which to be fair,</i>

<i>we kind of ran with...</i>

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<i>and ran...</i>

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<i>And ran...</i>

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<i>And ran.</i>

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<i>Churches were not only the core</i>

<i>of the civil rights movement,</i>

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<i>but also the one place you knew</i>

<i>your mama couldn't beat you.</i>

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<i>Growing up, it's how

we spent our Sundays.</i>

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<i>Don't get me wrong...</i>

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<i>I still have my faith,</i>

<i>but in the Johnson home,</i>

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<i>this is what Sundays</i>

<i>have become.</i>

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All right, Zoey Sat prep.

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Junior... field hockey.

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Jack... basketball.

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Diane... court-mandated therapy.

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Let's go!

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♪ It ain't nothin'

but a party goin' on ♪

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I did not make it to Jack in time,

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but if we get out of here right now,

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it'll get pinned on Nicky Schultz.

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- Let's go.

- Okay, hold...

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- Come on, let's...

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- Uh, in other news,

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I may have committed

us to church on Sunday.

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Church?

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Yes.

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No!

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- What?

- What were you thinking?

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I felt guilty. It was church.

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And let's face it, Bow...

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we're C.E.O. churchgoers at best.

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What does that mean?

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"Christmas and easter only."

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No, we're not.

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- The last time we went was on...

- Easter.

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- Well, okay, the time before that...

- Christmas.

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Look, I know it doesn't matter to you

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since you were raised

by a godless hippie...

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correction.

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She believed in many goddesses

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and the healing power of tree nuts.

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But I'm with you, Dre, okay?

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A little more church wouldn't kill us,

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and it'd be good for the kids.

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Especially Diane.

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Therapy is not working.

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At all.

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Okay, guys, listen up.

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On Sunday, we are going to church.

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- Why?!

- No!

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We just went six months ago.

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You guys, the Coopers invited us,

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and you wanted us to say "yes" more.

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I could do church.

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I'd love to get one more

wear out of my easter suit

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before it gets too small.

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- Growing like a weed.

- Okay.

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- Ruby: Andre?

- Hmm?

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I've been asking you to go

to church with me for years.

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God knows my heart.

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Yeah, but he don't know your face.

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And now white folks

call, and here you come.

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Oh, Ruby, it's not like that.

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Mnh-mnh.

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- Oh, really?

- Mm-hmm.

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Are you the expert,

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late-in-life Christian, ex-snake charmer?

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It was just once.

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I just thank the lord on high

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I was able to get you

to baptize these babies.

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Mm...

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Everybody, let's go get

cleaned up for dinner.

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Dinnertime! Dinnertime!

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Wait, when did the twins get baptized?

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I don't remember going.

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Me neither.

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Uh... mama, you missed it

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when you followed A.C. Green to Montego Bay

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and tried to take his virginity.

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Try? [Laughs]

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"How Ruby got her groove back."

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I wore the hell out of those braids.

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- Yeah. She wore'em for like a year too long.

- Mm-hmm.

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Wait a minute. That trip was 15 years ago.

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Oh, don't tell me.

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Look, mama, don't be mad.

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But... sweet Jesus.

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- It may be a possibility...

- Mnh-mnh!

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- That we never...

- Oh, no!

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Baptized the twins.

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Ohhhh, sweet heavenly Jesus,

keep me near the cross!

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Ruby! I think you're

being a little dramatic.

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- I have never been dramatic a day in my life.

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- Okay. All right.

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- Not ever, ever, ever.

- Okay, Dre...

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ever, ever, ever, ever, ever!

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Come to grandma.

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Now, listen.

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I want you two to be very careful,

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because it doesn't

matter how good you are...

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when you die, you're going to a place

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that is hotter and darker

than the bowels of hell.

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What?!

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Mommy?

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Ruby! That's enough.

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I am going to get helmets

for these babies' heads.

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[Sighs shakily]

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I don't want to go to

a place worse than hell.

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I've already been to a WNBA game!

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Wake up, amigo. I've

been thinking about it.

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This is our free pass

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to do whatever we want.

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What do you mean?

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If we're damned if we do

and damned if we don't,

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- I say we do.

- I say we don't.

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Put your helmet on.

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Why are you tempting fate?

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We live in earthquake country.

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<i>So, Sunday, we found ourselves</i>

<i>at the Coopers' church.</i>

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♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you ♪

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♪ Oh, whoa, whoa ♪

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♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you ♪

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- Babe.

- What?

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- This isn't bad at all.

- Mnh-mnh.

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I love how the minister wasn't preachy.

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- He used, like, metaphors.

- Right?

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Life<i> is</i> like a

house with a lot of rooms.

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And I am feeling this band.

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And that bass player is in the pocket.

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- Ah, Junior's in the pocket, too, babe. Look.

- Hmm?

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♪ I just want to stop ♪

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[Instruments stop]

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[Instruments resume] ♪

and thank you, baby ♪

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Ooh! ♪ oh, yeah ♪

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That whole thing about

exiting the dark hall

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and finding the bright path...

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where'd you get that from?

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Uh, I was telling people

where the bathrooms are.

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Amazing.

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Do Presbyterians not

believe in cell service?

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[Laughs]

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What are you doing?

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- God is not watching us.

- Yes, he is!

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God's everywhere.

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Ugh. Except WNBA games.

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Nobody goes to those.

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00:07:55,848 --> 00:07:57,065

Is it crazy

227

00:07:57,099 --> 00:07:59,367

that this is one of the best

Sundays I've had in a while?

228

00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:02,387

I mean, ever since Jack made

me give up those WNBA tickets.

229

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- I know, right? Hey, Bow...

- Huh?

230

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This could be our spot.

231

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00:08:06,876 --> 00:08:08,960

Tight 45-minute service,

232

00:08:09,011 --> 00:08:11,596

the rev got us out in time to

beat the methodists to brunch?

233

00:08:11,598 --> 00:08:13,598

[Laughs] Dre, we seriously

need to say "yes" more.

234

00:08:13,649 --> 00:08:15,316

Can you imagine how

different our lives would be

235

00:08:15,351 --> 00:08:16,518

if we didn't say "no" so much?

236

00:08:17,736 --> 00:08:19,604

- Ohh! Wait.

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- What, what?

237

00:08:19,606 --> 00:08:21,823

- We both know we don't want children.

- Mnh-mnh.

238

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Should we use protection?

239

00:08:24,243 --> 00:08:25,443

Both: Nah!

240

00:08:27,113 --> 00:08:29,030

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- What, what?

241

00:08:29,081 --> 00:08:30,165

- Baby...

- What?

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242

00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:31,616

- We already have two kids.

- Okay.

243

00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,368

Should we use protection?

244

00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:34,536

Both: Nah!

245

00:08:34,587 --> 00:08:36,788

With two kids, I could've

kept that PT Cruiser.

246

00:08:36,839 --> 00:08:38,456

That's a good argument for four kids.

247

00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:39,624

Oh, oh, look who's coming.

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248

00:08:39,626 --> 00:08:40,959

- Hey!

- Hi!

249

00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:42,844

What'd you think?

250

00:08:42,878 --> 00:08:45,463

You guys, thank you so

much for inviting us.

251

00:08:45,514 --> 00:08:46,798

Thank you for coming.

252

00:08:46,849 --> 00:08:49,133

Oh, God, we're so glad we

came to check it out. Yes.

253

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00:08:49,135 --> 00:08:50,551

You should really come

back and join us next week.

254

00:08:50,602 --> 00:08:51,469

[Both gasp]

255

00:08:51,471 --> 00:08:52,637

Yeah, will you join us?

256

00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:55,556

[Both stammer]

257

00:08:55,607 --> 00:08:56,808

Both: Yes!

258

00:08:59,824 --> 00:09:00,479

Hey!

259

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00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:01,941

Oh!

260

00:09:01,993 --> 00:09:03,994

Brothers and sisters, good morning!

261

00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,412

Boop! [Chuckles]

262

00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:08,465

Whoa. Dre, you seem unusually

chipper for a Monday.

263

00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:09,432

What's wrong?

264

00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,151

Got my "yes" game on yesterday,

265

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00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:13,403

and I took my family to church.

266

00:09:13,437 --> 00:09:16,956

Wasn't looking forward to

it, but I felt great after.

267

00:09:17,007 --> 00:09:18,758

Like a massage from a man.

268

00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:19,876

Hmm?

269

00:09:19,878 --> 00:09:21,061

Strong hands.

270

00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:22,345

Yeah.

271

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00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,347

You know, I'm thinking

about going back next week.

272

00:09:24,349 --> 00:09:25,648

- Going back?

- Uh-huh.

273

00:09:25,683 --> 00:09:27,984

Okay, you're not getting

all churchy on me, are you?

274

00:09:27,986 --> 00:09:30,186

You know, looking for those free holidays,

275

00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:33,339

like this one over here with

her, uh, "second new year"?

276

00:09:33,374 --> 00:09:35,208

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Okay, one... I don't see anyone complaining

277

00:09:35,259 --> 00:09:37,460

when I'm on the phone with

Tokyo on Christmas morning,

278

00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:39,279

and two... I'm proud to be a Jew.

279

00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:40,396

- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.

- What?

280

00:09:40,398 --> 00:09:42,065

Stop being self-hating.

281

00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:44,367

- Respect yourself, girl.

- Yes!

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282

00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,119

It's okay. We call ourselves Jews.

283

00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,588

Not in this office you don't, little lady.

284

00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:49,756

I do church.

285

00:09:49,807 --> 00:09:52,508

I even co-signed for my reverend's Bentley.

286

00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:56,079

My son can't buy a hot lunch,

but, uh, I'm going to heaven.

287

00:09:56,113 --> 00:09:57,280

Do you go every Sunday?

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288

00:09:57,282 --> 00:09:58,331

Well, pretty much,

289

00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,249

unless I'm getting a massage from David.

290

00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,084

Ooh.

291

00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:03,136

Look, just be careful, okay?

292

00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,972

You go to church three

times, you get locked in,

293

00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:09,442

the same way that... You sleep

with a woman for the third time,

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294

00:10:09,493 --> 00:10:11,077

well, then she becomes your mistress.

295

00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,696

Next thing you know, you've

bought her an apartment

296

00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:16,215

on the Wilshire Corridor

right next to Pia Zadora

297

00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,383

and a Jersey Mike's.

298

00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:19,635

That's why when I buy

a three-pack of rubbers,

299

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00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,354

I throw the third one out.

300

00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,939

Reminds me to pull out.

301

00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:24,273

- Ugh!

- Ew.

302

00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,374

Of the relationship.

303

00:10:25,409 --> 00:10:27,960

No, no. Don't listen to them, Dre, okay?

304

00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,079

I think weekly worship is a good thing.

305

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00:10:30,081 --> 00:10:31,380

As a practicing Jew, I...

306

00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,215

- okay!

- Oh!

307

00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:36,235

You take your hateful

mouth to H.R. right now.

308

00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:38,087

- I...

- Go.

309

00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:40,990

<i>So my boss didn't get exactly</i>

<i>where I was coming from...</i>

310

00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,843

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<i>or anywhere near where

I was coming from.</i>

311

00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,346

Babe. Stevens acted like

I'm getting all churchy.

312

00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,798

Are we getting all churchy?

313

00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:52,351

No. We're just making a little

more time for it for a change.

314

00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,270

You know, that was

something that I never did,

315

00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:55,571

because growing up as a kid,

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316

00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,106

church was shoved down my throat,

317

00:10:57,108 --> 00:10:58,274

and I didn't like it.

318

00:10:58,276 --> 00:11:00,292

Well, at least only one was forced on you.

319

00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,128

- I had, like, 30.

- Hmm.

320

00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:05,498

And after the naked church,

I was totally turned off.

321

00:11:05,549 --> 00:11:08,467

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See, that right there would

have kept me interested.

322

00:11:08,518 --> 00:11:10,102

No, you're thinking "Red shoe diaries."

323

00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,971

You need to be thinking

more "Honey Boo Boo."

324

00:11:12,022 --> 00:11:13,472

- Ew.

- Yeah.

325

00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:15,274

But seriously, last week was all right.

326

00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,193

- I know, I liked it. I agree.

- Me too.

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327

00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:21,697

I think the Coopers' church

really could be<i> our</i> church.

328

00:11:21,699 --> 00:11:23,782

Hmm.

329

00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:27,670

♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you ♪

330

00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:31,507

This is<i> not</i> our church.

331

00:11:31,509 --> 00:11:33,676

No, it's not.

332

00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,344

Is this the only song dude knows?

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333

00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,979

Can he at least give us a remix?

334

00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,565

Right? I mean, and what about the sermon?

335

00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,901

Last week, it was "life is

like a house with many rooms,"

336

00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,954

and this week, it's a pair

of pants with many pockets?

337

00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:46,955

Which is it?

338

00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,257

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I hope it's rooms,

339

00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,093

because life being

cargo pants makes me sad.

340

00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,845

[Beeping] Don't do that here.

341

00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,596

God is watching us.

342

00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,599

Then he's gonna be amazed by my high score.

343

00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,101

♪ ...love and devotion ♪

344

00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:00,152

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What happened?

345

00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:02,404

It's like the second night in Vegas.

346

00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,073

You've already played

Blackjack, ate the steak dinner,

347

00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:08,577

and paid extra for the poncho

at the blue man group show.

348

00:12:08,579 --> 00:12:09,795

No, we got to go now.

349

00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:11,129

- Now?

- Yes, now.

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350

00:12:11,181 --> 00:12:12,714

If we stay any longer,

351

00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,850

we'll be living next to Pia Zadora.

352

00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:15,884

What?

353

00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,352

Always throw away the third condom.

354

00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:18,387

What are you talking about?

355

00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,721

Just shh! Don't worry about it.

356

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00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,440

All right, you know what?

Come on. Everybody get up.

357

00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,558

Go, let's go. No, no. What about Junior?

358

00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,060

♪ ...to be loved by you ♪

359

00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:26,445

What the hell?

360

00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,946

Okay. Don't worry about him, all right?

361

00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,064

I got three more. Let's go.

362

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00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,066

No, no, no, no, no.

Everybody sit back down.

363

00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,901

Sit back down right now.

364

00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:36,121

Listen, we are staying

until the service is done,

365

00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,406

and then if we don't want to come back,

366

00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,574

we'll play it like any

good God-fearing Christian.

367

00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:40,909

We'll just play the race card.

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368

00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:45,797

So, culturally speaking, we just...

369

00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:49,918

we have, like, a different

idea of Sunday church.

370

00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,253

Yeah, culturally speaking,

371

00:12:51,255 --> 00:12:53,004

we're looking for

something a little more...

372

00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:54,423

Livelier. Livelier.

373

00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,508

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And speaking culturally,

374

00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,643

your church just isn't the right fit.

375

00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,928

- Culturally speaking.

- Mm-hmm.

376

00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,480

I mean, if we're...

we're speaking culturally.

377

00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,681

Culturally.

378

00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:03,899

Oh, my goodness gracious.

379

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00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,600

This is... this is so embarrassing.

380

00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,603

It really is. We have been so presumptuous.

381

00:13:08,605 --> 00:13:09,854

Oh, well.

382

00:13:09,906 --> 00:13:12,107

Of course you have your own

culturally specific church.

383

00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,942

Yes. Who doesn't?

384

00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,077

That we would love to give

a try with you next Sunday.

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385

00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:18,780

If that's okay.

386

00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,282

Yes! Yes!

387

00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:23,335

Oh, my goodness gracious.

388

00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:27,727

Alright, Ma.

389

00:13:29,297 --> 00:13:30,630

I've been thinking about what you said,

390

00:13:30,681 --> 00:13:33,817

and maybe it<i> is</i> time for

us to get back to church with you.

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391

00:13:33,868 --> 00:13:35,235

Oh, please.

392

00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:38,972

Don't pretend like you're having

a come-to-black-Jesus moment.

393

00:13:39,006 --> 00:13:42,475

I heard those snowflakes

invited themselves to my church.

394

00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:44,995

Those "snowflakes" are the Coopers,

395

00:13:45,079 --> 00:13:47,297

and they're a very nice

couple who we need to convince

396

00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:48,798

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we're regular black church goers.

397

00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,266

Oh, so you're more concerned

398

00:13:50,301 --> 00:13:52,018

with the opinion of these strangers

399

00:13:52,053 --> 00:13:54,387

than you are the souls of your babies.

400

00:13:54,422 --> 00:13:56,823

Mom, I'm not getting

into this baptism thing

401

00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:57,874

with you right now.

402

00:13:57,925 --> 00:13:59,175

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Fine.

403

00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,693

I guess I should just be grateful

404

00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:02,512

you're finally coming

back to church with me.

405

00:14:02,563 --> 00:14:05,832

Oh, and the white folks

are more than welcome.

406

00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,534

Black Jesus doesn't see color.

407

00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:10,587

You're lucky he doesn't see crazy.

408

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00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:12,472

Oh. And listen, baby boy.

409

00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:15,608

I have explained your absence by saying

410

00:14:15,643 --> 00:14:19,078

you have been off fighting the Taliban.

411

00:14:21,048 --> 00:14:22,749

Don't make a liar out of me!

412

00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:24,934

[Organ music playing]

413

00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:27,737

Don't you look nice in

the suit I bought you!

414

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00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:30,874

Oh, you looked ridiculous

in those little-boy suits.

415

00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:33,009

Thanks for talking me into the hat.

416

00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:34,260

Oh, yeah!

417

00:14:35,262 --> 00:14:36,479

All right.

418

00:14:36,513 --> 00:14:38,614

Uh... Welcome.

419

00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:40,199

[Laughs] Thank you.

420

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00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:42,035

Guys, we are so glad to be here.

421

00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:43,836

Oh, we are so glad

422

00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:47,390

to have you here at

our... Regular church home.

423

00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:50,193

Yeah. Regular. Like, with regularity.

424

00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:51,194

Regularity.

425

00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:52,912

Do you have a favorite place, or...

426

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00:14:52,946 --> 00:14:54,113

Somewhere in the middle...

427

00:14:54,115 --> 00:14:55,364

Um, down the middle... left. Front.

428

00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,549

In the left Right.

429

00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,517

Le... okay. Okay. Let's just go down.

430

00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:58,384

Oh, oh.

431

00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:03,139

♪ Down by the riverside ♪

432

00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:15,234

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♪ Down by the riversi-i-i-de ♪

433

00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:18,838

Oh! That was so beautiful.

434

00:15:18,872 --> 00:15:19,839

Yeah, wasn't that great?

435

00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:20,873

♪ Wake up to the music ♪

436

00:15:20,924 --> 00:15:22,425

Oh. Again? Okay.

437

00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:23,943

Come on. Everybody up.

438

00:15:23,977 --> 00:15:27,947

♪ Time for me to turn around,

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tired of living this way ♪

439

00:15:27,981 --> 00:15:30,533

♪ Give me that old-time religion ♪

440

00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:32,418

♪ It's good enough for me ♪

441

00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:35,671

Oh, Whoo! All right!

442

00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:37,523

- Amen! Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

443

00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:40,359

Wow. Six songs.

444

00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,663

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Each one more uplifting than the last.

445

00:15:43,665 --> 00:15:45,748

My hands are raw.

446

00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:49,952

We will now offer

prayers for our community.

447

00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:51,070

All: Amen. Okay.

448

00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:54,206

Everybody knows somebody

broke into Shantay's car

449

00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,592

and stole her last good hearing aid.

450

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00:15:56,643 --> 00:15:57,593

[Congregants murmuring]

451

00:15:57,644 --> 00:15:59,445

Shantay, we're all praying for you.

452

00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:02,114

Shantay!

453

00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:05,417

We are all praying for you.

454

00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:07,436

- All: Amen!

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

455

00:16:07,471 --> 00:16:11,407

We send prayers to our own brother Arthur.

456

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00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:12,658

All: Amen.

457

00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,827

Who is fighting the good

fight against pneumonia.

458

00:16:14,829 --> 00:16:16,428

We pray for you, and we pray for you.

459

00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:17,763

All: Amen!

460

00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:23,035

We are also praying for

Reggie, Donita, and Dexter,

461

00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,087

who are all battling cancer.

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462

00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:26,338

All: Oh!

463

00:16:26,389 --> 00:16:30,693

And for C.C., Roberta,

and brother Silky Slim,

464

00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:34,113

who also have the cancer.

465

00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:36,331

Is<i> anybody</i> okay in this church?

466

00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:38,267

And, of course, my son, Andre...

467

00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,186

- Huh?

- Who has finally made it home safely

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468

00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:44,656

from fighting the evil Taliban.

469

00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,325

[Congregants murmuring]

470

00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:47,676

Praise Jesus and hallelujah!

471

00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:48,677

All: Hallelujah!

472

00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:49,762

Hallelujah, hallelujah!

473

00:16:49,764 --> 00:16:52,948

All: Amen! Amen!

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474

00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:55,417

And now as the ushers

pass the collection plate

475

00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:58,554

for those of us in need

of more than just prayers,

476

00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:00,689

dig deep, people Dig deep.

477

00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:03,609

All: Hallelujah!

478

00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:07,079

And now let us bring up

pastor James C. Hubbard,

479

00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,031

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and we'll get these services started.

480

00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:10,382

Hallelujah! Bring him up!

481

00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:11,216

Started?

482

00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:13,936

That was so touching.

483

00:17:13,987 --> 00:17:16,788

How are they better at black

church than<i> we</i> are?

484

00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:18,123

I don't know.

485

00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:20,292

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Did you hear the little boy?

The little boy said "sha-na-na."

486

00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,347

And the mask we put on,

487

00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:28,734

God tells us we don't have to wear it.

488

00:17:28,785 --> 00:17:30,202

All: Amen!

489

00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:32,237

God, I wish I was wearing

my compression socks.

490

00:17:32,239 --> 00:17:35,006

I can't feel my feet,

we've been here so long.

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491

00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:37,175

Oh, I know you wish you was watching

492

00:17:37,177 --> 00:17:38,593

a raiders game right now.

493

00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:41,313

Or... or... or... or at a champagne brunch.

494

00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:44,366

Champagne... hallelujah! Okay, okay,

please don't start talking about food,

495

00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,034

'cause some of us are hungry.

496

00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,837

Where they're serving biscuits and waffles!

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497

00:17:48,888 --> 00:17:51,139

Waffles! Waffles!

498

00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:54,392

But we are nourished

by the love of the lord.

499

00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,228

Not true, 'cause some of us could go for

500

00:17:56,279 --> 00:17:57,779

a good grilled cheese right now.

501

00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,331

Or a bloody Mary.

502

00:17:59,365 --> 00:18:00,582

Amen!

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503

00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:03,418

God bless you, and good afternoon!

504

00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:04,970

- Whoo! Amen!

- Praise God!

505

00:18:04,972 --> 00:18:07,973

Go... immediately.

Immediately. Go right now. Go!

506

00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:10,191

Oh, my God. I think they liked it. I

think they're gonna want to come back.

507

00:18:10,226 --> 00:18:12,143

No, no, no, baby. I cannot sit

through another one of these.

508

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00:18:12,145 --> 00:18:13,028

I know, I know.

509

00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:14,279

Look, we got to tell them. Okay.

510

00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:15,046

Hey.

511

00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:17,415

- Hi!

- Hey!

512

00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,550

That was...

513

00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:19,351

Incredible.

514

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00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:20,685

Just amazing.

515

00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:23,405

But, you know, I was thinking,

life is like cargo pants.

516

00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:24,906

Exactly... and, you know,

517

00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,574

sometimes when you change your pants,

518

00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:28,660

you leave your keys in your other pants.

519

00:18:28,694 --> 00:18:30,662

And you just... stay at your own church.

520

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00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:32,097

Uh... hmm?

521

00:18:32,131 --> 00:18:33,681

Oh, is...

522

00:18:33,716 --> 00:18:36,317

Oh, you... you didn't...

you didn't like our church?

523

00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:39,988

Culturally speaking, uh, it is a little...

524

00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:41,406

Long.

525

00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,242

- You know, if we're speaking culturally.

- Culturally.

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526

00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:45,543

[Sighs]

527

00:18:45,578 --> 00:18:47,745

Well, you're gonna be

missed, because next Sunday

528

00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:49,380

is "catch the holy ghost" Sunday.

529

00:18:49,382 --> 00:18:50,932

Oh, well, that does sound

really interesting...

530

00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:52,233

no! Nope.

531

00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:55,119

There's no take-backs

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at black church. Nope.

532

00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:57,322

Sure. That sounds like a

real and established rule.

533

00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:58,489

- Yes. It is.

- We come every Sunday.

534

00:18:58,491 --> 00:18:59,457

- We should know.

- So we... we know that.

535

00:18:59,508 --> 00:19:00,625

- Sure, yeah.

- Okay. Okay.

536

00:19:00,676 --> 00:19:03,261

Well, we'll, uh, see you at school.

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537

00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:04,479

Which is in just a few hours.

538

00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:05,596

[Laughter]

539

00:19:05,598 --> 00:19:07,065

- At school.

- Andrea: All right. Awesome.

540

00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:08,733

[Both laugh]

541

00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:12,203

542

00:19:15,407 --> 00:19:17,208

- Hey!

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- I'm... I'm tired.

543

00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:18,609

- Hey!

- Dre, come on.

544

00:19:18,644 --> 00:19:20,461

This is the first Sunday

we've been able to sleep in

545

00:19:20,512 --> 00:19:21,612

in a while.

546

00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:22,880

Yeah.

547

00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:26,901

You know, I can't believe

I'm about to say this, but...

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548

00:19:26,935 --> 00:19:29,987

I'm over here thinking about church.

549

00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:31,022

Naked church?

550

00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:34,125

[Chuckles] Strangely enough, no.

551

00:19:34,159 --> 00:19:36,160

- You know what's crazy?

- What?

552

00:19:36,162 --> 00:19:37,411

I've been thinking about it, too.

553

00:19:37,462 --> 00:19:39,997

It was just such a nice feeling,

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554

00:19:39,999 --> 00:19:41,849

being connected to

something bigger than myself.

555

00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:42,967

I know, right?

556

00:19:42,969 --> 00:19:45,636

You know, even though the last few Sundays

557

00:19:45,638 --> 00:19:48,139

weren't perfect, I think we could go back.

558

00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,974

- To the Coopers' church?

- No!

559

00:19:50,025 --> 00:19:51,475

And don't suggest Ruby's, either.

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560

00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:52,476

Oh, hell no.

561

00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,312

But, babe, it took us three months

562

00:19:54,314 --> 00:19:56,647

to find the right mattress,

so, I mean, it's okay

563

00:19:56,682 --> 00:19:58,983

if it takes us a minute

to find the right church.

564

00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,151

I know. You know?

565

00:20:00,202 --> 00:20:02,036

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Find the right people, the right community.

566

00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,155

See if it's right for us.

567

00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:05,990

Sounds like a good idea.

568

00:20:05,992 --> 00:20:07,491

[Ruby clears throat]

569

00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:10,461

While the two of you sleep in that bed,

570

00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:13,464

just know that in the

meantime, the three of us...

571

00:20:13,498 --> 00:20:15,499

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[chuckles] We're reborn.

572

00:20:15,501 --> 00:20:17,434

Did you baptize our children?

573

00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:19,003

In our pool?

574

00:20:19,005 --> 00:20:21,505

This is a lot off my plate.

575

00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:23,591

For the record, he pushed me in.

576

00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:24,925

Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

577

00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:27,678

There are no take-backs

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in black church, baby girl.

578

00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:29,597

That is a real and established rule.

579

00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:31,065

Come on. Let's go.

580

00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,850

- Sha-na-na!

- That's it, baby!

581

00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:34,685

Hey! Hey!

582

00:20:35,254 --> 00:20:37,025

♪ With a love so sweet ♪

583

00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:38,508

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♪ in so many ways ♪

584

00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,254

♪ I wanna stop ♪

585

00:20:40,726 --> 00:20:41,945

♪ and thank you, baby ♪

586

00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:43,908

♪ I just want to stop ♪

587

00:20:44,028 --> 00:20:44,817

[Instruments stop]

588

00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:46,344

[Instruments resume] ♪

and thank you, baby ♪

589

00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,035

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♪ oh, yeah ♪

590

00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:52,162

♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you ♪

591

00:20:53,496 --> 00:20:56,551

♪ I know I know I know sweet it is ♪

592

00:20:57,207 --> 00:21:01,352

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