Charmed - 2x18 - Chick Flick.en

8/13/2019 Charmed - 2x18 - Chick Flick.en

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100:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,880So I think I'll call this

200:00:09,049 --> 00:00:11,165Woman Pretending Notto Look Out the Window.

300:00:11,369 --> 00:00:16,727How about Girl About to Pour Hot TeaOn Sister's Head? Let me see.

400:00:18,449 --> 00:00:20,917Either I'm that transparent,or you're that good.

500:00:21,129 --> 00:00:24,201Well, I don't think I'll comment, sinceyou do have hot liquid over my head.

600:00:24,409 --> 00:00:27,719I'm sorry, I just...I was watching Dan come home alone,

700:00:27,929 --> 00:00:30,318and I think a more appropriate titlefor that photo would be

800:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,320Witch With a Severe Case

of the Guilts.

900:00:32,529 --> 00:00:35,646I mean, he was a nice guywho did nothing wrong and...

1000:00:35,849 --> 00:00:38,886Piper, you had to end the relationship,all right? Your heart wasn't in it.

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00:00:39,089 --> 00:00:40,681And it was the only waynot to break his.

1200:00:40,849 --> 00:00:43,317I know, I just feel like Dangot the short end of the stick.

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00:00:44,129 --> 00:00:47,439There are so many ways thatI can go with that, but I think I'll just...

1400:00:47,609 --> 00:00:48,962Thank you.

1500:00:49,129 --> 00:00:51,484Besides, you shouldn't be worriedabout your past

1600:00:51,649 --> 00:00:54,561when your future is in town tonightfor dinner and a movie.

1700:00:54,769 --> 00:00:56,043I know, I know, I know.

1800:00:56,209 --> 00:00:59,281

My first real date with Leoas a normal couple.

1900:00:59,449 --> 00:01:02,566And normal couples usually showerbefore their dates, so I'll see you later.

2000:01:02,969 --> 00:01:04,527Okay.

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00:01:05,449 --> 00:01:07,485- Hi, doody.- Hi, doody.

2200:01:07,689 --> 00:01:09,407Hey.

2300:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,321Someone's in a good mood.

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00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,599- What's his name?- Billy.

2500:01:14,769 --> 00:01:16,168- Phoebe, you didn't.- What?

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00:01:16,329 --> 00:01:18,206You went to go seeKill It Before It Dies

2700:01:18,369 --> 00:01:19,848at the revival house, didn't you?

2800:01:20,009 --> 00:01:21,965No. Why would you think that l...?

2900:01:22,169 --> 00:01:25,718Okay, I did. But you know what?It was research.

3000:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,642What kind of classsends you to movies?

3100:01:27,809 --> 00:01:29,606

No, not for school, for me.

3200:01:29,769 --> 00:01:31,999If I'm supposed to figure outwhat I want from a guy,

3300:01:32,169 --> 00:01:34,888I might as well start with the first guyI fell for, don't you think?

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00:01:35,049 --> 00:01:36,960Billy is the ideal man.

3500:01:37,489 --> 00:01:39,161He's a character in a movie.

3600:01:39,369 --> 00:01:41,724One that, I might add,you weren't even supposed to watch.

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00:01:42,209 --> 00:01:43,244When I was 12.

3800:01:43,409 --> 00:01:45,479I think after a year and a halfof battling monsters,

3900:01:45,649 --> 00:01:47,526


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I can handle a scary movie.

4000:01:47,729 --> 00:01:49,321Did I mention Billyis the perfect man?

4100:01:49,849 --> 00:01:51,567Once or twice.

4200:01:53,409 --> 00:01:55,206I will get that.

4300:01:59,049 --> 00:02:01,768- Can I help you?- Pheebs, who is it?

4400:02:03,049 --> 00:02:06,359- Get up, you miserable witch.- Hey.

4500:02:06,569 --> 00:02:08,799If you don't have anythingnice to say...

4600:02:13,169 --> 00:02:14,841And then there were two.

4700:02:17,329 --> 00:02:18,887- You okay?

- Oh, sure.

4800:02:19,089 --> 00:02:20,761Come on, come on, come on.

4900:02:22,449 --> 00:02:26,237All right, who took my loofa?

5000:02:37,209 --> 00:02:38,767Billy? Billy?

5100:02:38,929 --> 00:02:41,921I cannot believethat they made us pay.

5200:02:42,089 --> 00:02:44,125Sorry.


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5300:02:44,329 --> 00:02:46,047He's gotta be hidingin here somewhere.

5400:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,922Do you think you might keep it down?This is my favourite part.

5500:02:49,129 --> 00:02:52,087Oh, mine too. This is whenBilly comes on, and then they're...

5600:02:52,249 --> 00:02:53,523Pheebs, we need a spell.

5700:02:53,689 --> 00:02:55,088But we know nothingabout this guy.

5800:02:55,249 --> 00:02:56,728I can't just whip one up...

5900:02:56,889 --> 00:02:58,925Oh, he's making a break for it.

6000:02:59,089 --> 00:03:02,126Evil that has travelled nearI call on you to disappear

6100:03:02,329 --> 00:03:03,444Elementals hear my call

6200:03:03,649 --> 00:03:06,561Remove this creatureFrom these walls

6300:03:08,569 --> 00:03:10,525That was the coolest thingI've ever seen.

6400:03:11,049 --> 00:03:13,165It's all part of the show, sir.

6500:03:13,369 --> 00:03:16,486I cannot believe that that just worked.It seemed too easy.


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6600:03:16,649 --> 00:03:19,482Wow, we are getting way too toughfor these guys.

6700:03:25,009 --> 00:03:26,442No, no. No.

6800:05:05,489 --> 00:05:07,559How am I supposed to knowwhat his deal is?

6900:05:07,729 --> 00:05:11,404He likes moonlit walks,thinks holding hands is underrated

7000:05:11,569 --> 00:05:14,208and enjoys, in his spare time,killing witches.

7100:05:14,369 --> 00:05:16,121It was a question for the room,Pheebs.

7200:05:16,289 --> 00:05:19,440When a demon makes a house call,my curiosity gets piqued.

7300:05:19,649 --> 00:05:21,526Yeah, well,

the house is a mess again.

7400:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,442I mean, how come we can'tfight the demon of cleanliness

7500:05:24,609 --> 00:05:26,042or the demon of housekeeping

7600:05:26,209 --> 00:05:28,006

or even that really big bald guy,Mr Clean?

7700:05:28,169 --> 00:05:30,160I would so totally take him on.

7800:05:30,369 --> 00:05:31,961What I don't get


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is the order of things.

7900:05:32,129 --> 00:05:34,484I mean, don't we usually startsomeplace dark and dreary

8000:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,839and then end up at the manorfor the big old vanquish?

8100:05:37,049 --> 00:05:39,927Wait a minute.He followed me home.

8200:05:40,129 --> 00:05:41,687I knew I recognized himfrom somewhere.

8300:05:41,889 --> 00:05:44,198

He was at the movies,and then he followed me home.

8400:05:44,609 --> 00:05:46,201Yeah, well, he had a reasonto attack us,

8500:05:46,369 --> 00:05:48,007so he would have found ussooner or later.

8600:05:48,209 --> 00:05:51,087But the question is, why? I mean,we usually don't vanquish someone

8700:05:51,249 --> 00:05:52,841without knowing who,what, where, when...

8800:05:53,329 --> 00:05:55,923Well, what about the how? How did

you know how to vanquish him?

8900:05:56,129 --> 00:05:59,246Well, remember the spellthat we used for the bunyip?

9000:05:59,449 --> 00:06:02,282Well, I just combined that with


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the one for the demon with the horn

9100:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,768- coming out of his...- Forehead?

9200:06:04,569 --> 00:06:06,799Nice work.I wish they all went this smoothly.

9300:06:07,649 --> 00:06:12,040- You have one message, 8:23 p.m.- Oh, my God, I'm late.

9400:06:12,209 --> 00:06:14,518I'm so late. I have to get ready.Here, take this.

9500:06:14,689 --> 00:06:17,362

- I'll help when I come back, but Leo...- Go.

9600:06:26,689 --> 00:06:29,522- How's the date so far?- Oh, it just got better.

9700:06:31,449 --> 00:06:33,440You can do your homework,pick the right restaurant,

9800:06:33,609 --> 00:06:37,807the perfect wine, waiting and chilled,but it helps if you show up. I'm sorry.

9900:06:37,969 --> 00:06:39,288It's all right, you're here now.

10000:06:42,849 --> 00:06:45,317- What?- Nothing.

10100:06:46,009 --> 00:06:49,319It's just this guy,a warlock or demon or something,

10200:06:49,489 --> 00:06:52,322burst into the house, and somehowPhoebe managed to vanquish him,


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10300:06:52,489 --> 00:06:56,528but we still don't know who he was.Something just feels off.

10400:06:56,729 --> 00:06:58,447I'm sorry. No work talk, we promised.

10500:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,206It's all right. You're the one whowanted to keep tonight magic-free.

10600:07:02,369 --> 00:07:05,202- I'm okay with it.- Wanna start over?

10700:07:06,329 --> 00:07:07,364Okay.

10800:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,522Pardon me?

10900:07:12,689 --> 00:07:14,919Oh, I hope you don't mind.I got the munchies.

11000:07:15,089 --> 00:07:16,966- No, not at all.- And for you.

11100:07:17,569 --> 00:07:19,241- Thank you.- You're welcome.

11200:07:19,449 --> 00:07:21,519There's no salt.Could you ask that table for theirs?

11300:07:21,689 --> 00:07:25,045

Sure. Excuse me,may we borrow your salt?

11400:07:26,889 --> 00:07:28,481Leo.

11500:07:29,769 --> 00:07:30,758Piper.


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11600:07:31,849 --> 00:07:34,727Hi, Dan and Dan's date.

11700:07:35,369 --> 00:07:37,041Amelia, this is Leo and...

11800:07:38,329 --> 00:07:39,444And Piper.

11900:07:40,529 --> 00:07:43,839Amelia, as insomeone-l-just-work-with Amelia?

12000:07:48,889 --> 00:07:50,402Here's your salt.

12100:07:51,729 --> 00:07:53,640

Thanks.

12200:07:55,769 --> 00:07:57,999Well, at least he's not pining away.

12300:07:58,569 --> 00:08:00,241No.

12400:08:08,649 --> 00:08:11,038Is this some kind of a test?

12500:08:12,849 --> 00:08:14,567Okay, so I'd like everythingto be normal,

12600:08:14,729 --> 00:08:17,402but there's only so mucha girl can take.

12700:08:17,569 --> 00:08:19,241

Here's to our first real date.

12800:08:21,329 --> 00:08:24,207What are you doing? They need you?

12900:08:24,809 --> 00:08:26,879Okay. Well, I guess it would bethe same thing


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13000:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,528if I was dating a doctor, right?

13100:08:29,969 --> 00:08:31,880I just wanted tonight to be perfect.

13200:08:33,009 --> 00:08:34,078Well, it was.

13300:08:36,129 --> 00:08:37,403I was with you.

13400:08:40,529 --> 00:08:42,520- Wait a minute.- What's wrong?

13500:08:43,969 --> 00:08:47,405

If we can't have a normal date,can we at least have a normal exit?

13600:08:47,609 --> 00:08:49,804Enough withthe disappearing guy stuff.

13700:08:49,969 --> 00:08:52,005- Okay.- Okay.

13800:09:03,049 --> 00:09:04,084Check!

13900:09:04,289 --> 00:09:07,520Talk to anyone who was inthe movie theatre at the time.

14000:09:07,689 --> 00:09:10,408Well, find out what happenedbefore the fight broke out.

14100:09:10,569 --> 00:09:14,482No, but I got a location, which is whereyou should've been 15 minutes ago.

14200:09:14,649 --> 00:09:16,924Are you talking aboutthe revival house on Larkin?


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14300:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,478Not unless you know somethingI don't. Do you?

14400:09:19,649 --> 00:09:22,447Well, maybe not about this.

14500:09:22,609 --> 00:09:24,918Okay, you're gonna be workingwith one of our staff writers.

14600:09:25,089 --> 00:09:27,887Finley's running late to the interview,so you have to shoot him before.

14700:09:28,049 --> 00:09:31,598Finley? Finley? As in Finley Beck?

14800:09:32,609 --> 00:09:33,928Finley Beck?

14900:09:34,089 --> 00:09:36,887You know him. And here I thoughtyou were just a beginner.

15000:09:37,049 --> 00:09:40,439Okay, he is the whole reasonwhy this beginner got started.

15100:09:40,609 --> 00:09:42,281He is amazing. Have you met him?

15200:09:42,689 --> 00:09:44,919Not in person.I just know him through his press.

15300:09:45,089 --> 00:09:48,206Okay, well, I mean, the prose in this

is mediocre at best.

15400:09:48,409 --> 00:09:50,445They didn't even coverhis period in Germany.

15500:09:51,009 --> 00:09:54,445Not only is he a gifted photographer,


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but he just seems

15600:09:54,609 --> 00:09:57,362- so giving and warm.- A fan?

15700:09:57,529 --> 00:09:59,679- Lazy excuses,and you can tell him I said so.

15800:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,838Yes, Mr Beck.

15900:10:02,129 --> 00:10:04,006Can we get started?I'm on a schedule.

16000:10:05,249 --> 00:10:08,639Hi. Mr Beck, I'm Prue Halliwell.

16100:10:08,849 --> 00:10:11,522So when is this photographerblessing us with his presence?

16200:10:11,729 --> 00:10:13,128That would be me.

16300:10:14,289 --> 00:10:16,166- You're 12.

- Oh, I'm good.

16400:10:16,369 --> 00:10:17,484I'll decide that.

16500:10:18,049 --> 00:10:20,563Tell me you're not planningon shooting me in digital.

16600:10:20,769 --> 00:10:23,522

Oh, no, no, no.Not now, not tomorrow, not ever.

16700:10:23,729 --> 00:10:25,720Digital is for amateurs.

16800:10:25,889 --> 00:10:27,720Careful, dear,


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your true colours are showing.

16900:10:28,329 --> 00:10:32,607Why don't you do something usefuland get me some tea.

17000:10:39,169 --> 00:10:40,648Hi, honey, how was school?

17100:10:40,809 --> 00:10:43,118Will someone please tell mewhat is up with guys?

17200:10:43,489 --> 00:10:46,287You don't really expect meto have an answer for that, do you?

17300:10:46,449 --> 00:10:50,840Okay, so I have lunch

with this guy from lab, right?

17400:10:51,009 --> 00:10:54,160- He is totally melatonin boy.- That bad?

17500:10:54,329 --> 00:10:57,002I'm keeping his numberin case I have trouble sleeping.

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00:10:57,369 --> 00:10:58,768That bad.

17700:10:58,929 --> 00:11:01,284So I'm sitting theretrying desperately not to fall asleep,

17800:11:01,449 --> 00:11:05,920and all I keep thinking aboutwas yesterday.

17900:11:06,289 --> 00:11:09,281I know, we still have no idea whohe was or how you vanquished him.

18000:11:09,729 --> 00:11:11,959No, not that.

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00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,484Billy. The guy from the movie.

18200:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,361And I know that this is reality,

18300:11:16,529 --> 00:11:19,043but why can't a guy like thatexist in my reality?

18400:11:22,489 --> 00:11:26,687Here I am talking about the shortageof perfect men, and in orbs yours.

18500:11:26,849 --> 00:11:28,407I found one of the good guys.

18600:11:30,769 --> 00:11:33,408Unfortunately,

I'm here to talk about the bad guys.

18700:11:33,729 --> 00:11:35,685- No shortage of those.- Yeah.

18800:11:35,849 --> 00:11:37,965They sent for me last nightso I could warn you.

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00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:40,927Okay, fill in a blank.It's the demon of...

19000:11:41,089 --> 00:11:46,447Illusion. Apparently he uses magicsomehow to create violence in society.

19100:11:46,609 --> 00:11:48,918They told me that he's hereto make San Francisco his treat.

19200:11:49,249 --> 00:11:53,037- He's got a scar below his eye.- And a goatee?

19300:11:54,489 --> 00:11:56,559Not a problem,we vanquished him last night.


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19400:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,567Are you sure?

19500:11:59,089 --> 00:12:02,126- Because they wouldn't send me...- Unless the demon isn't gone.

19600:12:03,769 --> 00:12:06,522Okay, you call Prue,I'll go to the Book of Shadows.

19700:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,645We gotta get backto that revival house.

19800:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,484- Billy? Billy?- Pardon me.

19900:12:16,729 --> 00:12:19,846- Oh, Billy. Billy?- All right, now what?

20000:12:20,009 --> 00:12:23,285Well, when we last saw the demon,we vanquished him in aisle six.

20100:12:23,449 --> 00:12:27,283

And now he's in act three,up on the screen.

20200:12:27,449 --> 00:12:29,246Actually, I was just leaving.

20300:12:29,409 --> 00:12:31,445I should have knownthe disappearing-demon routine

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00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:32,724wouldn't fool you for long.

20500:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,125Yeah, all you really didwas piss us off.

20600:12:37,649 --> 00:12:40,368


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- Silly Wiccan, tricks are for kids.- Piper.

20700:12:41,929 --> 00:12:45,922This is the world of illusion,and you girls are reality.

20800:12:46,129 --> 00:12:48,768Your powers, unlike mine,cannot cross between the two.

20900:12:48,929 --> 00:12:53,207Sally Mae? Sally Mae, where are you?It's getting dark and...

21000:12:55,049 --> 00:12:57,404- You said you weren't gonna cause...- Shut up.

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00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:58,724Hey!

21200:13:03,729 --> 00:13:05,924Oh, my God.I think he's looking at me.

21300:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,838- Hi.- Hi.

21400:13:10,009 --> 00:13:12,887Okay, I hate to put a damperon your little love connection here, sis,

21500:13:13,089 --> 00:13:15,762- but we need to kick some ass.- Oh, is that what you're gonna do?

21600:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,403How cute. How clever of you.

21700:13:18,809 --> 00:13:20,959Any idea on how you intendto do that?

21800:13:21,169 --> 00:13:25,287Or are you just gonna flirt meto death like your little tarty sister?


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21900:13:25,489 --> 00:13:28,367Watch your languagein front of the ladies.

22000:13:29,169 --> 00:13:30,238Consider that a warning.

22100:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,885I'm sorry, was it the word "sister"that bothered you?

22200:13:33,089 --> 00:13:36,001How about "bitch"?Does that go down easier?

22300:13:40,049 --> 00:13:41,448Prue, stop him!

22400:13:47,649 --> 00:13:50,322You're off the screen.How did you...?

22500:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,804Thanks for the inspiration, sport.

22600:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,085So what does he want?

22700:14:06,249 --> 00:14:09,685Well, it doesn't matter, right?Let's just get rid of him.

22800:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,807I don't mean to interrupt,but is there a point in this scene

22900:14:12,969 --> 00:14:15,767where someone explains

my part to me?

23000:14:15,929 --> 00:14:19,638Phoebe, you brought the characterback for a play date, you tell him.

23100:14:19,809 --> 00:14:21,879You're right, we should've left him


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at the theatre.

23200:14:22,049 --> 00:14:24,005He would havereally blended in there.

23300:14:25,049 --> 00:14:27,199Billy, this isn't a movie.

23400:14:27,409 --> 00:14:32,244This is reality,as in we're all real and you...

23500:14:34,329 --> 00:14:36,604I haven't quite figuredthat part out yet.

23600:14:37,009 --> 00:14:41,048- But you...

- They're the good guys.

23700:14:41,249 --> 00:14:43,638Right. Okay, we knowthat the demon can go

23800:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,845from the real worldto the world of illusion,

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00:14:46,049 --> 00:14:47,880and now he can bring a buddyalong for the ride.

24000:14:48,049 --> 00:14:49,448The question is, what does he want?

24100:14:49,729 --> 00:14:53,438Leo, they told you that his goalwas to create violence in society?

24200:14:53,649 --> 00:14:56,482Yeah, but they left out the how part.

24300:14:57,569 --> 00:15:00,322He goes into movies.That's where he does it.

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00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:04,563- Does what?- Well, first he...

24500:15:04,769 --> 00:15:08,000- Where's the music?- Music? What music?

24600:15:08,209 --> 00:15:11,042This is around the second act, right,when everything's explained?

24700:15:11,529 --> 00:15:13,485Where's the musicwe're supposed to talk over

24800:15:13,649 --> 00:15:16,402to build suspenseand hide the exposition?

24900:15:16,569 --> 00:15:19,879- Don't you just hate exposition?- Don't even get me started.

25000:15:20,089 --> 00:15:23,479All right, you said that he doessomething in the movie.

25100:15:23,649 --> 00:15:26,209- Like what, to the story?

- No, to the audience.

25200:15:26,529 --> 00:15:30,158When they leave,they're different, angry.

25300:15:30,369 --> 00:15:33,327So that's his shtick?He casts a spell in movies?

254

00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:36,839Must be how this demon spreadshis particular brand of violence.

25500:15:37,049 --> 00:15:38,448That's why he looked so familiar.

25600:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,679


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He wasn't at the movie,he was in the movie.

25700:15:41,849 --> 00:15:44,727So if he can use Billy's movie,then he can use other movies.

25800:15:44,889 --> 00:15:47,642If he's gonna spread violence,he'll prey on people who are open to it.

25900:15:48,049 --> 00:15:50,165All right, so he'll be in horror movies.

26000:15:50,329 --> 00:15:53,082I'll grab a paper, head outto the theatres that are playing those.

26100:15:53,289 --> 00:15:56,565

- Okay, Leo and I will go with you.- I'll call Morris, give him a heads-up.

26200:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,604Phoebe, maybe you shoulddo something with Billy.

26300:16:00,769 --> 00:16:02,839You know,add a little Technicolor to him.

26400:16:09,489 --> 00:16:10,922- Hello?- Miss Halliwell.

26500:16:11,089 --> 00:16:15,207- Mr Beck. How did you get...?- You realize I have photo approval?

26600:16:15,369 --> 00:16:17,758Yes, I'm totally aware

that you have photo approval...

26700:16:17,929 --> 00:16:19,567- I want to see them.- Now?

26800:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,959- Yes.


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- Well, no. See, actually,

26900:16:22,129 --> 00:16:25,405I'm not at home right now,so maybe we can meet

27000:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,924- at the magazine later...- That won't work for me.

27100:16:28,089 --> 00:16:30,808- Later's not good for you?- No.

27200:16:30,969 --> 00:16:33,005Well, when wouldbe good for you, exactly?

27300:16:33,169 --> 00:16:35,046

Now.

27400:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,327What do we do?

27500:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,518Little late, don't you think?

27600:16:41,689 --> 00:16:44,249I can see you moving.

27700:16:44,409 --> 00:16:46,445Oh, I just...

27800:16:48,849 --> 00:16:52,159Darkroom would be where?

27900:16:52,329 --> 00:16:56,004- So that's Finley.- My hero.

28000:16:56,169 --> 00:16:58,444Yeah, well, I guess the planshave sort of changed.

28100:16:58,609 --> 00:17:01,043All right, we'll call you later.


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28200:17:01,209 --> 00:17:06,442Don't mind me, I'm just wanderingthrough your house.

28300:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,087How'd you like to do thatfor real?

28400:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,564- Who is this guy?- I can get you out of here,

28500:17:46,729 --> 00:17:49,004take you to a placewhere the movie never ends.

28600:17:51,889 --> 00:17:52,958Simmer down.

28700:17:54,129 --> 00:17:56,927I'll be back to you in a moment.

28800:17:59,809 --> 00:18:03,085So. Interested?

28900:18:04,089 --> 00:18:06,922As with most things,there is one catch.

29000:18:07,089 --> 00:18:09,683I get to pick three victims.

29100:18:09,849 --> 00:18:12,647They're choice little morsels,and I think you'll find them

29200:18:12,809 --> 00:18:15,004quite powerlessagainst your charms.

29300:18:15,169 --> 00:18:17,729Feel free to kill anyone you likealong the way.

29400:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,449Just get me those girls.


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29500:18:26,329 --> 00:18:31,483Now, ladies and gentlemen,let's make your PG lives rated R.

29600:18:32,329 --> 00:18:35,446Who needs violencewhen you can make it yourself?

29700:18:36,929 --> 00:18:39,079Don't say that to me.

29800:18:40,009 --> 00:18:41,727- Hello?- Hey, this isn't your living room.

29900:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,157You want a piece of me?

300

00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:53,517And then that part when Sally Maegets her hair caught in the car door

30100:18:53,689 --> 00:18:57,728right when the monster'sabout to get her? I love that part.

30200:18:57,889 --> 00:19:04,044Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, not onlyhave you seen it, you've lived it.

30300:19:04,249 --> 00:19:06,285It's all right.I like to hear what you think.

30400:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,879Okay, now, you have to be carefulnot to say that,

30500:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,279

because every girl will knowthat you're not for real.

30600:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,249You make me feel like a kid again.

30700:19:21,849 --> 00:19:24,682I mean, I must've seen you...


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30800:19:25,089 --> 00:19:29,844Well, the movie a thousand times.

30900:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,287I'm glad you liked it.

31000:19:32,769 --> 00:19:34,919Yeah, and even with thatridiculous dialogue

31100:19:35,089 --> 00:19:38,161and that predictable story, you just...

31200:19:38,369 --> 00:19:43,079You made your characterseem really real, you know?

313

00:19:43,289 --> 00:19:45,245Phoebe, I am those lines.

31400:19:46,969 --> 00:19:50,279That's how I was written.I don't exist outside that movie.

31500:19:51,329 --> 00:19:52,842Until now.

316

00:19:55,249 --> 00:19:56,762You know, I never minded.

31700:19:56,969 --> 00:20:00,723I always knew what scenesto show up for and what to say.

31800:20:01,169 --> 00:20:06,846But then he comes into the movie,and I'm getting to write my own lines,

31900:20:07,009 --> 00:20:08,442be more like you.

32000:20:11,969 --> 00:20:14,005I think you're swell, Phoebe.

32100:20:16,609 --> 00:20:18,361


26/46

Thank you, Billy.

32200:20:19,289 --> 00:20:21,484But I don't know how this happened.

32300:20:21,649 --> 00:20:23,560Or how I'm supposed to be.

32400:20:24,169 --> 00:20:26,637Everything I've ever known...

32500:20:27,209 --> 00:20:29,086...understood...

32600:20:30,369 --> 00:20:31,927...touched...

32700:20:32,289 --> 00:20:34,280

...it's all been scripted.

32800:20:34,769 --> 00:20:37,681I had no choice,but here you have options.

32900:20:37,889 --> 00:20:40,357Where to go, what to say.

33000:20:40,849 --> 00:20:42,521

What to do.

33100:20:44,769 --> 00:20:48,603Well, you're in my world now.

33200:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,646What do you wanna do?

33300:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,406I almost forgot.

33400:21:34,809 --> 00:21:36,447- Hello.- Hi, Phoebe.

33500:21:36,649 --> 00:21:38,765Thanks for the heads-upon the movie theatre thing.


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33600:21:38,969 --> 00:21:41,358- What happened?- Mission multiplex.

33700:21:41,729 --> 00:21:45,244One dead, four injured,six in custody.

33800:21:45,609 --> 00:21:47,122You believe that?

33900:21:47,649 --> 00:21:52,120You know what? At this point,I think I would believe anything.

34000:21:52,289 --> 00:21:55,247Okay, thank you for calling,but keep your eyes open.

34100:21:55,449 --> 00:21:58,327I think this day's gonna get worsebefore it gets better, okay?

34200:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,366- Okay, bye.- All right, bye.

34300:22:04,569 --> 00:22:07,481

Piper, we found our demon.

34400:22:13,809 --> 00:22:16,369You know, maybe you'd liketo take those home.

34500:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,685Relax, ponder,choose which one you'd like.

346

00:22:19,449 --> 00:22:23,158Maybe you'd like to be quietwhile I see if I can save these things.

34700:22:24,649 --> 00:22:28,039- Prue, is it okay to come down?- Not really a good time.

348


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00:22:28,209 --> 00:22:32,919Okay, well, I really needto demon-strate something for you.

34900:22:33,089 --> 00:22:34,602Okay, what is it?

35000:22:34,769 --> 00:22:36,839Once you finish your thingand I finish my thing,

35100:22:37,009 --> 00:22:39,125then we really need togo meet Piper and Leo

35200:22:39,329 --> 00:22:41,797- to fix the thing that we saw at the...- Thing.

353

00:22:42,009 --> 00:22:46,161- Exac... I love you. I'll be back upstairs.- Okay.

35400:22:48,129 --> 00:22:49,847Sisters.

35500:22:51,129 --> 00:22:53,085Here, print this one again.

356

00:22:53,249 --> 00:22:55,524But you need to flag a gradual fadeon the wall behind me

35700:22:55,689 --> 00:22:57,088and burn in the key under my chin.

35800:22:58,209 --> 00:22:59,961Would you like meto hold your hand this time?

35900:23:06,609 --> 00:23:10,363I figured out what's wrongwith your photos, Miss Halliwell.

36000:23:10,529 --> 00:23:12,247Absolutely no depth.

361


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00:23:13,089 --> 00:23:14,522Really?

36200:23:14,689 --> 00:23:18,284Now, would that be the techniqueor the subject?

36300:23:19,769 --> 00:23:22,647- Excuse me?- I wish I could.

36400:23:23,489 --> 00:23:27,402Your work meant more to methan you will ever know.

36500:23:27,609 --> 00:23:29,918And because of that,I have carried around this illusion

366

00:23:30,129 --> 00:23:32,882of what it would mean to meto meet you and to learn from you,

36700:23:33,049 --> 00:23:35,961and how that would make meappreciate your work even more.

36800:23:36,129 --> 00:23:38,927But now it is so hard for meto even look at your pictures,

36900:23:39,129 --> 00:23:41,404because I think of the manwho took them.

37000:23:41,609 --> 00:23:44,806And it is devastating to me to realizethat the brilliance of your eye

37100:23:44,969 --> 00:23:47,881

is completely destroyedby the ignorance of your mouth.

37200:23:53,009 --> 00:23:55,398See, that's the thingabout art, Miss Halliwell.

37300:23:55,609 --> 00:23:59,284


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If you leave your subjectunder the light too long, they burn.

37400:24:04,889 --> 00:24:06,368Mr Beck.

37500:24:08,449 --> 00:24:10,519- Thank you.- You're welcome.

37600:24:20,969 --> 00:24:22,448Wasn't much of a date last night.

37700:24:22,609 --> 00:24:26,124You wanna find seats in the backand make out before demon hunting?

37800:24:36,009 --> 00:24:39,399Okay, well, I'm okay, you're okay.

Magic perk.

37900:24:39,609 --> 00:24:42,681Didn't you hear the management?Please refrain from talking.

38000:24:44,449 --> 00:24:46,838Oh, well, I guess I'll have to kill you.

38100:24:47,009 --> 00:24:49,000

Better yet... Mary?

38200:24:49,569 --> 00:24:51,764Oh, Bloody Mary?

38300:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,917There's one of the girlswho's been getting in my way.

38400:24:57,129 --> 00:24:59,768

Don't stab her all in one place.

38500:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,205Okay, that didn't work,but my legs still do.

38600:25:06,369 --> 00:25:07,643Okay, let's go.


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38700:25:17,529 --> 00:25:20,726I'll be right there, Pheebs.

38800:25:42,529 --> 00:25:44,121Phoebe!

38900:25:48,689 --> 00:25:51,726- Hello? Privacy.- Hello? Axe murderer.

39000:26:03,089 --> 00:26:04,886Let's go this way.

39100:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,679Oh, that was an antique,you assho...

392

00:26:12,889 --> 00:26:15,323He's very, very sensitiveabout the language.

39300:26:19,889 --> 00:26:22,881Okay, dead woman with a knifeon her way.

39400:26:23,049 --> 00:26:26,359Leo stayed behindto calm down the...

39500:26:26,529 --> 00:26:28,884Where is everybody?

39600:26:49,689 --> 00:26:51,327Pretty sneaky, sis.

39700:26:53,289 --> 00:26:55,849Phoebe, does this guylook familiar to you?

39800:26:57,889 --> 00:26:59,208Yeah, kind of.

39900:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,802When Leo and Itracked down the demon,


32/46

40000:27:00,969 --> 00:27:04,848he sent some white, pasty hagliterally off of the screen to kill us.

40100:27:05,009 --> 00:27:06,567I think he called her Bloody Mary.

40200:27:06,769 --> 00:27:08,999Wait a minute,this Paul Bunyan with a lobotomy,

40300:27:09,169 --> 00:27:11,319he's from Axe Husband.I saw that last week.

40400:27:11,529 --> 00:27:14,680We so have to monitoryour viewing habits.

40500:27:22,729 --> 00:27:24,799We can't kill them.They're not real, they're fiction.

40600:27:24,969 --> 00:27:27,563We can't kill somethingthat doesn't exist.

40700:27:30,889 --> 00:27:32,322- Billy!

- I have something in common

40800:27:32,489 --> 00:27:34,684with the bad guys. Run!

40900:27:45,009 --> 00:27:50,083I'm being stalked by psycho killersand I hide in the shower?

41000:28:12,529 --> 00:28:14,042

Okay, okay.

41100:28:15,369 --> 00:28:17,360At least they're notin the bathroom with us.

41200:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,997That's kind of good.


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41300:28:20,969 --> 00:28:22,243Pretty little girls.

41400:28:31,529 --> 00:28:33,247- Okay.- Okay.

41500:28:33,729 --> 00:28:35,606I think I figured outhow to kill these guys.

41600:28:38,089 --> 00:28:39,204Phoebe.

41700:28:43,049 --> 00:28:44,641- Billy!- He can't hurt me.

41800:28:45,089 --> 00:28:49,207You run!I'll see if I can hold this one off!

41900:28:54,609 --> 00:28:56,247Okay, okay.

42000:28:56,409 --> 00:28:59,446Billy said the only thing he knows iswhat's written for him in those movies.

42100:28:59,649 --> 00:29:01,401Maybe the only waythe psychos know to die

42200:29:01,569 --> 00:29:04,208- is how they were killed on-screen.- How am I supposed to know?

42300:29:04,369 --> 00:29:07,441

I'm a romantic-comedy girl. Why go tohorror movies when they come to us?

42400:29:07,649 --> 00:29:09,685All right, that leaves you, Pheebs.

42500:29:10,889 --> 00:29:13,881- Miss me?


34/46

- Okay, that's Bloody Mary,

42600:29:14,089 --> 00:29:17,161and she was thrown outof a window.

42700:29:17,329 --> 00:29:20,685And that axe guy,he was electrocuted.

42800:29:20,849 --> 00:29:21,918So go tell Billy and...

42900:29:22,089 --> 00:29:24,557And see if the slasher will stickhis finger in a socket, sure.

43000:29:25,449 --> 00:29:27,326- Hi, hi.

- Hi.

43100:29:27,529 --> 00:29:29,565- Hi.- Okay, get her. Get her.

43200:29:29,729 --> 00:29:33,438We have got to do somethingabout that complexion.

433

00:29:46,049 --> 00:29:48,119- One down...- And one to go.

43400:29:50,169 --> 00:29:51,887- Prue.- Hi.

43500:29:52,049 --> 00:29:55,325He wasn't real receptive to the plan.

43600:29:55,529 --> 00:30:00,762Does anybody else get tiredof cleaning up after these guys?

43700:30:01,569 --> 00:30:03,685Okay.

438


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00:30:03,849 --> 00:30:05,248Hi. Hi.

43900:30:07,569 --> 00:30:09,366Take it.

44000:30:14,649 --> 00:30:17,846It's okay, the man is hereto save the day.

44100:30:18,449 --> 00:30:22,965Billy, it's the 21 st century.It's the woman's job to save the day.

44200:30:36,769 --> 00:30:39,806- It's over.- Don't ever say that.

44300:30:40,049 --> 00:30:42,802

Every time someone says thatin the movie, something always...

44400:30:59,049 --> 00:31:01,119It's Darryl.

44500:31:06,729 --> 00:31:12,201Hi. Serious face. It's okay, we'retoo tired for pleasantries. Just tell us.

446

00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,006He's okay.

44700:31:21,209 --> 00:31:23,006It wasn't just an outbreakat one theatre.

44800:31:23,169 --> 00:31:25,558I got stuff going downat multiple locations.

44900:31:25,769 --> 00:31:29,284And on top of that, I got a seriesof murders straight out of the movies.

45000:31:31,009 --> 00:31:34,888- I think we're looking at a copycat.- Only there's more than one cat.


36/46

45100:31:36,769 --> 00:31:40,045- How much do you want?- Only what I need.

45200:31:41,169 --> 00:31:43,399It's not someone imitatingwhat happens on the screen,

45300:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,083it's someone from the screendoing what comes naturally.

45400:31:46,289 --> 00:31:48,928Killing without scripts. So we...

45500:31:51,329 --> 00:31:53,365Well, let's just saywe rewrote them.

45600:31:54,649 --> 00:31:57,243- So is it over?- Not even close.

45700:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,007We don't know how manyare out there,

45800:31:59,209 --> 00:32:00,801and we have no way

of stopping the demon

45900:32:00,969 --> 00:32:02,687from tamperingwith the audiences, so...

46000:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,405- You used the D word again.- Sorry.

461

00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:08,607Damn.

46200:32:08,769 --> 00:32:12,079Look, I gotta get back to the station.Call me.

46300:32:12,249 --> 00:32:13,443


37/46

Thanks, Darryl.

46400:32:15,089 --> 00:32:17,319We have to find this guybefore it gets any worse.

46500:32:17,489 --> 00:32:19,127Yeah, only we don't knowwhere he is.

46600:32:19,329 --> 00:32:21,126I know where he's gonna be tonight.

46700:32:21,569 --> 00:32:23,321Don't you just love itwhen he does that?

46800:32:23,489 --> 00:32:26,287The demon didn't just show up at my

movie today. He's been there before.

46900:32:26,449 --> 00:32:28,644Every time we leave for a new city,he goes there too.

47000:32:28,849 --> 00:32:30,840You mean he's travelling in the print?

47100:32:31,049 --> 00:32:34,280

And tonight's the last night in this city.That's where he's gonna be.

47200:32:34,449 --> 00:32:37,680Right, so the midnight showwill be his final performance.

47300:32:37,889 --> 00:32:41,723We can't kill him in our world,so we'll have to do it in his.

47400:32:41,889 --> 00:32:45,677You mean go into the movie?Can we even write a spell for that?

47500:32:46,329 --> 00:32:48,445I could probably whip up a potionor something.


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47600:32:48,649 --> 00:32:50,640Well, how about two?One to make sure we can get in,

47700:32:50,809 --> 00:32:52,606and one to make surewe can get out.

47800:32:52,769 --> 00:32:54,487Phoebe's pharmaceuticals.

47900:32:57,449 --> 00:33:00,282That means I'm gonna haveto leave you there.

48000:33:00,449 --> 00:33:02,724So? You'll always knowwhere to find me.

48100:33:05,249 --> 00:33:07,604So let's go to the movies.

48200:33:10,769 --> 00:33:15,160Billy, you're back. Just in time.

48300:33:15,609 --> 00:33:17,440This is the partwhere we're supposed to be...

48400:33:19,929 --> 00:33:21,885You brought company.

48500:33:22,449 --> 00:33:26,328Oh, Billy, how could you?We were going steady.

48600:33:26,769 --> 00:33:29,522And you... You pinned me!

48700:33:30,769 --> 00:33:33,488That's because the writers told me to,Sally Mae.

48800:33:33,649 --> 00:33:36,925I mean, you're a nice girland all, but...


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48900:33:37,089 --> 00:33:40,286Anyway, these people,they're here to help us.

49000:33:40,489 --> 00:33:42,719Phoebe, do you have the potion?

49100:33:44,169 --> 00:33:46,683Oh, couldn't you at least have made itlook like it tasted good?

49200:34:05,369 --> 00:34:07,439Check me out, I'm retro.

49300:34:12,169 --> 00:34:13,682It tastes like ass...

49400:34:14,929 --> 00:34:16,408

...phalt.

49500:34:17,729 --> 00:34:19,048And now for the violent climax.

49600:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,602- Oh, you need to get a life.- He's under a spell.

49700:34:26,849 --> 00:34:28,282

Piper, behind you.

49800:34:31,329 --> 00:34:33,559All right, deep down I knowthat you're an innocent,

49900:34:33,729 --> 00:34:34,878so I can't really kill you.

50000:34:37,769 --> 00:34:39,282

But I can:

50100:34:40,849 --> 00:34:41,884Sleep tight, film boy.

50200:34:45,329 --> 00:34:49,402You're out of your league.In fact, you're out of your world.


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50300:34:49,889 --> 00:34:51,641Didn't anybody ever tell youwhat happens

50400:34:51,809 --> 00:34:54,881once the movie endsif you're still in it? No?

50500:34:55,089 --> 00:34:58,798Well, I'd love to explain it to you,but we're out of time.

50600:35:00,769 --> 00:35:02,805- Prue?- Piper, Phoebe,

50700:35:03,009 --> 00:35:04,920get out of there quick.

50800:35:07,409 --> 00:35:10,606- Prue, why is it getting dark?- Prue, what's going on?

50900:35:15,689 --> 00:35:17,441Prue, do something.

51000:35:18,969 --> 00:35:21,881- Where are you? What can I do?

- Help us.

51100:35:30,089 --> 00:35:31,568Okay.

51200:35:36,649 --> 00:35:38,082Where the hell is reverse?

51300:35:54,649 --> 00:35:56,128Prue?

51400:36:03,249 --> 00:36:04,318Are you guys okay?

51500:36:04,529 --> 00:36:05,678- Yeah.- Yeah.


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51600:36:06,209 --> 00:36:07,437Get out of there quick.

51700:36:07,649 --> 00:36:08,638Okay.

51800:36:14,289 --> 00:36:17,440Oh, that's right.Run away, little witches.

51900:36:17,649 --> 00:36:20,641So these are the mightyCharmed Ones.

52000:36:20,809 --> 00:36:22,128Watch me run in fear.

52100:36:22,529 --> 00:36:24,281

Prue, I don't knowwhat else we can do.

52200:36:24,489 --> 00:36:25,842You're supposed to bethe perky one.

52300:36:26,049 --> 00:36:28,165You should really tryand not be so negative.

52400:36:29,969 --> 00:36:33,359How does it feel to finally knowsomeone you can't defeat, huh?

52500:36:33,569 --> 00:36:34,968I don't know, you tell me.

52600:36:39,809 --> 00:36:42,881You know, if you leave a subjectunder the light for too long, it burns.

52700:36:45,169 --> 00:36:47,239No!

52800:36:55,689 --> 00:36:58,044Thanks for waking me up to warn meabout the film burning.


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52900:36:58,209 --> 00:37:00,882I could've lost my job.

53000:37:01,049 --> 00:37:03,722I guess you learned somethingfrom Finley after all.

53100:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,084Yeah, I guess he did come in handy.

53200:37:06,249 --> 00:37:09,924You can love the work,but not the man.

53300:37:10,089 --> 00:37:12,444What if you love them both?

53400:37:16,929 --> 00:37:19,079

I guess it's only fair.

53500:37:19,289 --> 00:37:23,282I got my first glimpse of romancefrom watching you on the big screen.

53600:37:23,449 --> 00:37:25,280Other girls deservethat same view.

537

00:37:26,169 --> 00:37:30,447Thank you for restoring my faithin the male species.

53800:37:31,489 --> 00:37:34,367Now all you have to do is hold outfor one that's three-dimensional.

53900:38:07,409 --> 00:38:10,401You've gotta be kidding.The date was a disaster.

54000:38:10,569 --> 00:38:12,799And I had a great time.

54100:38:12,969 --> 00:38:14,960I especially likedthe look on your face


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54200:38:15,129 --> 00:38:18,439when the accordion playerbroke out into that song.

54300:38:18,609 --> 00:38:22,318- You're making fun of me? Yes.- No.

54400:38:24,369 --> 00:38:26,485It was our first date.I wanted it to be...

54500:38:26,649 --> 00:38:28,162I wanted us to be...

54600:38:28,329 --> 00:38:30,160- A normal couple?- Yes.

54700:38:30,329 --> 00:38:32,524Well, you're a witch,and I'm a whitelighter.

54800:38:32,689 --> 00:38:35,522You know, being busy,being called away

54900:38:35,689 --> 00:38:39,079are probably the only normal things

about us.

55000:38:45,729 --> 00:38:46,844Hello? Door's open.

55100:38:47,929 --> 00:38:51,001- Is anybody...?- I...

55200:38:53,769 --> 00:38:57,648

- Never mind.- Wait. No, Dan, wait.

55300:39:03,969 --> 00:39:05,687What's this?

55400:39:06,169 --> 00:39:08,205This is yours.


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55500:39:08,969 --> 00:39:12,439Some of the things that you leftover at my house.

55600:39:12,609 --> 00:39:16,363I kept them around becausepart of me was hoping that maybe...

55700:39:18,569 --> 00:39:20,924Maybe that you'd come back.

55800:39:21,609 --> 00:39:26,319And after last night,I realized that I have to move on too.

55900:39:30,129 --> 00:39:32,199Thanks.

56000:39:33,609 --> 00:39:35,406Hey...

56100:39:35,569 --> 00:39:39,687- Dan. Hi. Are you...?- Just leaving.

56200:39:41,249 --> 00:39:42,921I...

56300:39:45,489 --> 00:39:47,286Yeah.

56400:39:52,289 --> 00:39:53,802Does it never get any easier?

56500:39:55,449 --> 00:39:58,407Okay, talk to me of something else,like what happened at the magazine?

56600:39:58,609 --> 00:40:02,318I had another run-in with Finley.Hey, you.

56700:40:02,489 --> 00:40:03,808Anyway, it all worked out.

568


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00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:06,039Did you get to tell offthe demon of crankiness again?

56900:40:06,249 --> 00:40:07,523No, once was enough.

57000:40:07,689 --> 00:40:12,126But, oh, my editor did lovethe shot that I chose of him.

57100:40:12,329 --> 00:40:15,719Said that it was the first picturethat captured the real man.

57200:40:15,889 --> 00:40:19,484Speaking of, I will never seeanother horror movie again.

573

00:40:19,689 --> 00:40:22,123But I ran across this and thought:

57400:40:22,969 --> 00:40:28,919Prue. Oh, Prue. I love it. I love it.I'm gonna go watch it right now.

57500:40:29,649 --> 00:40:32,402Should we worry?

576

00:40:32,929 --> 00:40:36,001I think she's just saying goodbye.

57700:40:39,329 --> 00:40:43,288- Is it really over?- Yes, Sally Mae, it is.

57800:40:43,449 --> 00:40:46,885- Really and truly?- I'm here now.

57900:40:47,049 --> 00:40:51,327And as long as I'm with you,everything's gonna be A-okay.

58000:40:51,489 --> 00:40:53,957- Promise?- Promise.


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58100:40:54,169 --> 00:40:56,285You're my hero, Billy.

58200:40:56,449 --> 00:40:59,566And I think you're swell, Sally Mae.

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