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Film Title: Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
Author: Noel Tanti
Director: Matthias Hoene
Certifcation: PG-13tars (out o! "): 3
Gore #atin$ (out o! "): 3
At a site in %ast &on'on t o T o construction or*ers or*in$
on a site in %ast&on'on ina'+ertentl, unearth the to .
.elon$in$ to the late /in$ Charles
on enterin$ the cr, t the, sai' la.orers are assaulte' .itten
an' un*ille' .,!or er la $4 ue +icti s o! the la$ue Mean hile
.rothers Terr, (#as usHar'i*er) an' An', (Harr, Trea'a a,) to$ether
ith their cousin /at, (Michelle#,an) are lannin$ a .an* heist The
trio concoct this heinousness ith a ano.le intent in in': that o!
sa+in$ their $ran'a'5s (Alan 6or') retire ent ho e!ro .ein$ 'e
olishe' ., heartless ro ert, 'e+elo ers 7ut o! coursee+er,thin$
$oes ear-sha e' hen the entire nei$h.ourhoo' is in+a'e' .,hor'es o!
the un'ea'
Coc*ne,s an' 8o .ies: that5s hat the title ro ises an' that5s
e9actl, hat it'eli+ers Gi+en the sel!-consciousl, schloc*, title
one oul' .e !or$i+en to,ou5' e9 ect a cru'el,- a'e an' or a
ateurish ro'uction the li*es o! hich litterthe internet The truth
Ho e+er thisis than*!ull, +er, 'i;erent Cockneys has4uite a hi$h
ro'uction +alue t5s not coul'n5t .e !urther !ro the truth The
ro'uction +alue o! Cockneys is 4uite hi$h Des ite it not ha+in$
World War Z -li*es ee in$ shots o! a 8o .ie in!estation .ut !oota$e
o! &on'on en!ol'e' in chaosan' a,he are is ren'ere' in $oo'
4ualit, CG as are the close-u shots o!carna$e
till one ro.le ith co e', 8o .ie ) in alt8e' Messrs =ri$ht ( i
on) Pe$$ an' (Nic*) 6rost an' ho a'ee+er,.o',5s si'es s lit ith
lau$hter
&uc*il, e+en thou$h Cockneys vs Zombies is no here near as
.rilliant as Shaunit still co es o; ith its hea' can hol' its h
ea'el' hi$h Director Matthias Hoenean' riters ?a es Moran (
Severance 200") an' &ucas #oche touch u on .ut'on5t e9 an' uch
on the 8o .ie-as- eta hor an$le The, @ust ant to la, it!or lau$hs
an' in this the, $et ore hits than isses The scene in hich oorol'
Ha ish (#ichar' 7riers) is .ein$ chase' ., the notoriousl, slo -
o+in$8o .ies is ure $ol' an' =est Ha nite' su orters can ut their
in' at restthat e+en a!ter 'eath the !eu' ith Mill all still ra$es
on n an ins ire' scene
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e5re at last sho n that There5s also one little o ent o! ins
iration in hich atlast e are sho n ho e+en in!ants are not i une to
a 8o .ie in!estation
Cockneys is no (earl,) Geor$e A #o ero an' 'it clearl, ' oes not
as ire to .e t @ust =hat it ants is !or ,ou to rela9 o so e corn si
on so'a an' en@o, a
8o .ie-tour let the utre!,in$ osse tour ,ou aroun' the streets
o! %ast &on'on
