Don't Tell Mama 2

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    KERRY: Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,A secluded little convent in the southern part of France.Mama doesn't even have an inklingThat I'm working in a nightclub in a pair of lacy pants.So please, sir, if you run into my mama,Don't reveal my indiscretion,

    BOTH: Give a working girl a chance.

    KERRY: Hush up,

    BOTH: Don't tell mama,

    KERRY: Shush up,

    BOTH: Don't tell mama,

    KERRY: Don't tell mama whatever you do.If you had a secret,

    GWEN: You bet I could keep it,

    BOTH: I would never tell on you.

    KERRY: I'm breaking ev'ry promise that I gave her;So won't you kindly do a girl a great big favor.And please, my

    BOTH: Sweet "patater,"

    KERRY: Keep this

    BOTH: From the mater,

    KERRY: Tho' my dance is not against the law;You can tell my papa, that's all right,'Cause he comes in here ev'ry night,

    BOTH: But don't tell mama what you saw.

    GWEN: Mama thinks I'm on a tour of Europe

    With a couple of my school chums and a lady chaperone.Mama doesn't even have an inklingThat I left 'em all in Antwerp and I'm touring on my own.

    BOTH: So please, sir, if you run into my mama,Don't reveal my indiscretion,

    GWEN: Just leave well enough alone.

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    BOTH: Hush up,

    GWEN: Don't tell mama,

    BOTH: Shush up,

    GWEN: Don't tell mama,

    BOTH: Don't tell mama whatever you do.

    GWEN: If you had a secret,

    KERRY: You bet I could keep it,

    BOTH: I would never tell on you.

    GWEN: You wouldn't want to get me in a pickle;And have her go and cut me off without a nickel.

    KERRY: So let's trust one another.

    GWEN: Keep this from my mother,

    BOTH: Tho' I'm still as pure as mountain snow!

    GWEN: You can tell my uncle, here and now,'Cause he's my agent anyhow;

    BOTH: But don't tell mama what you know.

    KERRY: You can tell my grandmaw, suits me fine,Just yesterday she joined the line;

    BOTH: But don't tell mama what you know.

    GWEN: You can tell my brother, that ain't grim,

    KERRY: 'Cause if he squeals on me, I'll squeal on him;

    GWEN: But don't tell mama, bitte,

    KERRY: Don't tell mama, please, sir,

    BOTH: Don't tell mama what you know!Sssh! Sssh!

    KERRY: So if you see my mummy, mum's the word!