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McMaster Engineering Cheers

Godiva

Chorus:

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers.

We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers.

So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along

with us,

For we dont give a damn for any old man who dont

give a damn for us.

Verses:

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,

To show to all the villagers her lovely lily-white hide;

The most observant man of all, an Engineer of course,

Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a

horse.

Ive come a long, long way she said and I would go

as far,

With the man who takes me from this horse and leads

me to a bar.

The men who took her from her steed and stood her to

a beer,

Were a blurry-eyed surveyor and a drunken Engineer.

My father was a miner from the Northern Malamute,

My mother was a mistress from a house of ill-repute.

They kicked me out at an early age, and made it very

clear,

Saying To McMaster, you son-of-a-gun, to be an

Engineer!

If I went to Waterloo, I'd fear I'd lose my soul,

And if I went to Queen's I know I'd have to grease their

pole,

At U. of T. they'd fire their great big cannon up my ass,

But I went to Mac, I had to do all three and barely

passed!

We are the Engineers

We are the engineers so pity us,

The Profs are jerks so work is hideous,

But we still make and fix and rule the world, we built it

all,

McMaster Engineers

Who Are We?

Who are we? Engineers!

Who? Engineers!

And what do we do? We live in fear!

What kind of fear? Math test fear!

How much fear? All of it!

Why? Because vector spaces!

Why? We dont know!

Why? Were engineers!

Spelling

Gimme an E (E!)

Gimme a Q (Q!)

Gimme an X (X!)

Gimme a P (P!)

.(etc)

What does that spell?!?!?! ENGINEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!


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Ode To SP

Super Plumber, hes our man

Hero of our nation

Super genius, super nuts, super procrastination

Super Plumber, hes our man

He is our salvation

He drinks beer from bar to barEnjoys communication.

Ode To WP

Strong as steel, bright as light

Wonder Plumber, what a sight!

And what a sight she is

Wonder Plumber is the shit!

Nursing Cheers

1

One I wanna nurse

Two another nurse

Three another nurse

Four more more more (repeat from top)

2

We love you nurses

Oh yes we do

We love you nurses

And well be true

When youre not with us

Were blue so blue

Oh nurses we love you

All We Do Is Build

All we do is build build build no matter what

Tuition got us down, but the Co-op got us up!

And every time we make buildings

Skyscrapers going up!

And they stay there, and they stay there, and they

stay there (We Go!)

Up, down, up, down, up, down

O Canada

O CANADA!!!!!!!! (Just sing the national anthem with

lots of gusto and passion as loudly as possible)

From The Window, To The Wall

Get low (x6)

From the window, to the wall!! (TO THE WALL!)

To the Mac Eng FIREBALL!

To the artsies down them halls!

To all skeet skeet we rule! To all skeet skeet we the

best! (x2)

Welcome to McMaster

Welcome to McMaster, we got fun n games

McMaster engineering, weve got tons of fame!

We say hi to all our haters, cuz theyre completely

lame!

McMaster Engineering, tell me, WHATS OUR NAME!?

(MAC ENG!!!! * crowd goes wild*)

Other Godiva Verses (Memorize the first four on first

page. These are for the high achievers who want

more to learn):

A McMaster Engineer had once found the gates of hell;

Looked the devil in the eye and said "you're looking

mighty well";

the devil smiled and replied "Immighty fine indeed;

You've been to hell already since you took 2ZZ3

The engineers were all about one hopeful Kipling day,

through the night they all worked hard to put on their

displays,

All the little artsies that were jealous of our ways,

yelled damn you engineering we are taking down your

maze!


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A wide-eyed artsie chemist and a Chemical Engineer

Were formulating molecule equations over beer.

Each drank a glass of water, but the artsie hit the floor,

For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

The modern engineer must be politically correct,No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise

erect,

No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high

and fair

Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and

care.

Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down

below,

So one of them could grab a hold and give the oldheave-ho

The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out

the worst,

For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel

first

[Song Book Revision 3: July 27, 2014]

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