Happy Mother’s Day To All

You Ladies,

And To

The Two

Most Special Ladies

In My Life,

Sherry and Mom

Happy Mother’s Day To All

You Ladies,

And To

The Two

Most Special Ladies

In My Life,

Sherry and Mom

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"Stewardesses"

is the longest word that is typed with only the left

hand.

"Stewardesses"

is the longest word that is typed with only the left

hand.

“ If Thomas Jefferson thought

taxation without representation was bad, he

should see how it is with representation. ’’

Rush Limbaugh.

“ If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without

representation was bad, he should see how it is with

representation. ’’ Rush Limbaugh.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

start with a small country.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

start with a small country.

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrongNurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.

Please accept my condolences.' Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall

with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't

be walking down the hall like that. Please put your be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.''Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrongNurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.

Please accept my condolences.' Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall

with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't

be walking down the hall like that. Please put your be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.''Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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