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Okay so what am I, Greek or Roman?
Here are some things I like!
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I love this cool garment called a Toga! Does that help? It looks so
stylish!
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Great Statue, check it out it looks like me! Look I have abs too!
Come on now, what man looks that perfect. It is so unrealistic, no
battle scars, no little bit of flabby stomach! I wouldnt buy
it!
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I remember seeing columns like this near my house, does this help!
I really like the flowery one called the Corinthian! I know it is
SOOOOO manly!!! Giggle, Giggle!
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Curved archway or round door?? It isnt hip to be Square!! Hehe So
CURVED!
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Check out this impressive building!!! I think it is called the
Parthenon!
7. Wow!! Impressive!!!! The Pantheon!
Curvy! Even Better!
Check it out, more flowery columns! Definitely
impressive!
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So which famous building do you think that I like??
The Pantheon
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I really like Homer
No, noNot that Homer, the other the blind poet guy
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You see the blind Homer influenced my favorite writer, Virgil This
guy from what I remember wrote this cool poem about some dude and
his travels after the Trojan war! Very heroic something like me!
Well besides that I am afraid of bunny rabbits.
11. My favorite poems make fun of people and the things they do
wrong, because I am of course perfect! - They are called
SATIRES
My second favorite type have great emotions they are called ODOES.
I am a sensitive guy some times and they bring a tear to my eye! I
mean I get dust in my eyes!
Helping Hector!
Horace
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Okay besides the fiction stories. I love non-fiction. You know the
ones that talk about the history and how great we are. Only, I cant
remember if it talked about Zeus or Jupiter in the story.
Livy & Tactius
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I hear clapping, what could it be? Oh wow, check it out a play! I
remember sitting in my seat for seven hours at a time, wiggling a
lot because I had to, you know. use the latrine. Do you know what a
latrine is? So lets see what can I remember?
14. I love to laugh at comedies & of course I love those
tragedies. Come on guys, you understand what I am saying take a
girl to a sad movie and she cries on your shoulder. You are her
savior! The one thing I can remember is they speak in a funny
language called Latin. Supposedly, I hear this language is all the
rage in Europe!
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Ok Gross, with a capital G. I really do not need to know what the
inside of my body looks like, gosh I am probably as HOT on the
inside as I am on the outside! I do know that all these horrid
pictures are parts of an Anatomy. This was taught to me when I was
a young man.
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Ok, so I know about anatomy but let me show you how smart I really
am. Check this out. I bet you didnt know that those things in the
sky are not only stars, but they are also known as planets and we
live in a universe. Too big of words for you? Tell that to your
Science teacher! Here let me draw you a chart of what our universe
looks like.
17. There we are in the center! Humans are so cool! My
civilization of Greeks, no Roman okay whatever are awesome smack in
the middle! Something else you can tell your Science teacher,
Hector the coolest man in the world, taught you!
Ptolemys Design
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Oh god this is SOOOOOOOO disgusting.
I have just stepped into a heap of foul smelly brown stuff. Oh yes,
you know what it is. I think I am going to be sick! Excuse me for a
second!
All I know is that where I am from this would never happen. My
people would never allow such foul items to litter the streets. Are
there no sewers or waste removal people around?
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Okay, I have racked my brain the last thing I can remember is
something about all the roads I have no idea, but is something I
keep singing all the roads, all the roads, all the roads.. Catchy
tune! What does this mean, am I going insane?
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Okay, so now what am I. Roman or Greek? You know that my many loyal
lady admirers are awaiting me. I could not disappoint them!
HELP!!!! I am afraid (wimper wimper), huhummmm, I mean confused or
uh discouraged.
