If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call

her?

Antelope

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?

A card that says, "I love you drool-

ly!"

I only have eyes for ewe, Dear!!

What is a ram's favorite song?

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I'm stuck on you.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hogs and kisses!

What did one light bulb say to the other?

"I love you a whole watt!"

What did one piece of string say to the other?

"Be my valentwine!”

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did one calculator say to the other?

"How do I love thee? Let me

count the ways!"

What do you get when dragons kiss?

Third degree burns of the lips!

What did the letter say to the stamp?

You send me.

What do you have if everyone drove a pink car?

A pink car-nation!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a

target that small!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice

cream?

"I'm sweet on you!"

What did one pickle say to the other?

"You mean a great dill to me."

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?

I've got a crutch on you!

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s

Day?

A hug and a quiche!

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's

Day?

Cauliflowers!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because it couldn’t get a

date?

Love may not make the world spin around,

but it certainly makes a lot of people dizzy

Remember Love starts with you, loving and

caring for your family and friends

Susan & Joe Lent