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Just in case you’ve forgotten that rain is wet…. Two totally different directions. Let’s hope this “shcool” isn’t their alma mater!. Please don’t shoot at the slow children …. Who’d have guessed? Banana slugs have their own crosswalk!. You’ll wish you were only seeing double!. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
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Just in case
you’ve forgotten
that rain is wet…
Two totally different
directions..
Let’s hope this
“shcool” isn’t their
alma mater!
Please don’t
shoot at the slow
children …
Who’d have guessed? Banana
slugs have their own crosswalk!
You’ll wish you were
only seeing double!
McDonald’s- a study in
worker satisfaction!
There’s Nothing
like a good fore-
warning…
Gives a whole new meaning
to the term
“rolling stop”!
Tragically, Mr. And
Mrs. Kaput went.. well…
“kaput”..
Jesus Saves!
…and please
teach our grown-ups
how to spell!
Not that right, your
other right!
Please doPlease do not feed
the alligators!
Somebody Somebody left the left the
hose on..hose on..
Three square meals and lots of company..Three square meals and lots of company..
Carrier not included…
Location is everything..
The day before
Arkansas found a
new selling point..
The locals aren’t very well liked
in this area…
squelching their
personalities isn’t a
concern…
Take a left on a street downtown, then a right on another
lane..
Free terrorist parking..
Playing favorites, are we?
Forget about it’s effect on humans…
Sssssh! Don’t tell anyone
about the top-secret bunker!
And The manager is not drunk because he is still
drinking…
Just like mama used Just like mama used to make it…to make it…
Violators will be
towed at owner’s
expense..
Guaranteed or your money back!
We shoot to please…
Now, on to the reason
for the sign…
(also, the bridge is out ahead…)
We will not be deterred
by fake emergencies
!
Prepare for a wild ride!
special- it doesn’t cost a thing!
Hanging your car from this fence is strictly
prohibited.
In case of an attack or
catastrophe- good luck.
..Please walk
between the white stripes.
Public indecency
strictly prohibited.
Once they’re on
the freeway, you’re good.
We’re shaking in
our combat boots.
Gotta go? Too bad!
Thanks for the
reminder!
Gorkian for “Please
pause and continue”..
And You are not
hallucinating
Transplant, anyone?
Give a gift he’s sure
to remember
!
Just to be abundantly
clear..
This is your last warning!