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MASTERS of the MOUSTACHE

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MASTERSof the

MOUSTACHE

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36 The Mario

42 Mercury ’Stache18 The Gandhi

12 Einstein ’Stache

24 Guevara Goatee 48 Stalin ’Stache

06 The DalÍ 30 The hulk

CONTENTSTABLE of

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36 The Mario

42 Mercury ’Stache18 The Gandhi

12 Einstein ’Stache

24 Guevara Goatee 48 Stalin ’Stache

06 The DalÍ 30 The hulk

CONTENTSTABLE of

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Here are all of the items needed for your

moustache growing journey. The icons to

the right are seen throughout this book

alongside the Masters’ facial hair that you

are trying to grow, to help guide you on the

upkeep of your moustache, beard, or goatee.

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Scissors – used for trimming

wax – used for intense styling

Razor – for a clean shave

Comb – for a tangled moustache

Gel – Used for a less intense styling

Illustrator – for designing ‘staches

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1904-19891904-1989

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THE ARTIST

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Salvador dalÍ

07

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Spanish-born Salvador Dalí was an artist known for his

surrealist style and produced

over 1,500 paintings.

Not only was dalí known for his amazing paintings, but the flamboyant fuzz above his upper lip and beneath his nose is just as famous. It is said that his moustache was grown in tribute to the Spainard diego velazquez, who painted the court of Philip Iv. Paying great attention to detail, much like all of his masterpieces, dalí’s moustache contained brushstrokes of genius, highlighted by long curly points at each end. Combining the spaghetti elements of Gogol Bordello front man Eugene Hutz with the pencil-thin vaseline texture of Chuck Berry, the Salvador ’stache can take van Gogh’s missing ear any day in the battle of artistic accessories. dalí’s facial hair couldn’t have looked any better even if he painted it on himself, and that’s why we’d go so far as to say it’s the most important push broom in the last century.

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SALVADOR DALÍ

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THE DALÍof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.

[ a5 // b4 // c2 // d3 // e1 ]

a. b. c.

d. e.

1. Salvador Dalí 2. Ansel Adams 3. Frida Kahlo 4. Diego Velázquez 5. Leonardo da Vinci

Artists With ’Staches

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THE GENIUS

1879-19551879-1955

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I think Einstein's

moustache Was

by his hair.upstaged

UNKNoWN

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Albert Einstein caught the world’s attention with his influential and internationally recognized theories.

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albert einstein

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Albert Einstein caught the world’s attention with his influential and internationally recognized theories.

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albert einstein

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THE EINSTEINof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.

1. Albert Einstein 2. Friedrich Neitzche 3. Mark Twain 4. Leonardo da Vinci 5. Galileo Galilei

GENIUSES With ’Staches

[ a3 // b4 // c1 // d2 // e5 ]

a. b. c.

d. e.

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THE LEADER

1869-19481869-1948

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PETEr GrIFFIN, FaMIlY GUY

With great Moustache

greatcomes great

responsibility .

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Mahatma Gandhi was a political and

ideological leader of India

during the Indian

independence movement.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi started out as a lawyer. But eventually he became a political and spiritual leader in India, long admired for protesting without the use of force. Gandhi took down an empire with his nonviolent practices and helped his country gain its independence from the British. dubbed the “Father of the Nation,” the activist was also known for showing a little more skin than other world leaders, and for abstaining from sex after he and his wife had kids. another constant for the leader, of course, was his moustache, which couldn’t have been more evident against his bald head if it were written in Sanskrit. In addition, it’s said that Gandhi took a vow of silence one day a week for reflection. after inspiring a nation, Gandhi was assassinated in 1948. But like so many great leaders, his beliefs and memory live on in all of us.

mahatma gandhi

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THE GANDHIof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.

1. Mahatma Gandhi 2. Martin Luther King Jr. 3. Bono4. Michael Moore 5. Karl Marx

ACTIVISTS With ’Staches

a. b. c.

d. e.

[ a2 // b4 // c1 // d5 // e3 ]

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1928-19671928-1967

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THE REVOLUTIONARY

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Facial hair

UNKNoWN

revolutionary.

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che GUEVARA

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Che was a revolutionary, physician, author, intellectual, guerrilla leader, diplomat and military theorist.

as a young medical student, Guevara traveled throughout latin america and was

radically transformed by the endemic poverty and alienation he witnessed. His

experiences and observations during these trips led him to conclude that the region's

ingrained economic inequalities were an intrinsic result of capitalism, monopolism, neocolonialism, and imperialism, with the

only remedy being world revolution. later, while living in Mexico City, he met raúl

and Fidel Castro, joined their 26th of July Movement with the intention of

overthrowing U.S.-backed Cuban dictator Fulgencio Batista. Guevara soon rose to prominence among the insurgents, was

promoted to second-in-command, and played a pivotal role in the victorious two year guerrilla campaign that deposed the

Batista regime.

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GUEVARA GOATEEof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.

1. Che Guevara 2. Ernest Hemingway 3. Theodore Roosevelt 4. Martin Luther King Jr. 5. Louis Riel

REVOLUTIONARIES With ’Staches

a. b. c.

d. e.

[ a2 // b5 // c1 // d4 // e3 ]

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1953-present1953-present

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THE CHAMPION

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UNKNoWN

This guy was sobrilliant ,

even his moustache Looked like it

could beat you up.

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HULK HOGAN

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Hulk Hogan is an American professional wrestler and

six-time World Heavyweight

Champion.

Hulk Hogan acquired an interest for wrestling in high school. He went on to study at Hillsborough Community College and the University of South Florida. In spite of his education, his interests remained in the ring and he never received his degree. Instead, he chose to devote his time to working out in a local gym owned by wrestlers Jack and Jerry Brisco. In 1979, Hogan's talent caught the attention of vincent McMahon Sr., the legendary promoter and owner of the World Wrestling Federation. McMahon gave Hogan an opportunity to join the WWF—and to create a new identity. Because of his massive physique-—he stood 6 feet 8 inches, and weighed 303 pounds—and his uncanny resemblance to the comic book hero, the Incredible Hulk, McMahon suggested that Terry assume the stage name "Hulk Hogan."

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THE HULKof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.Actors With ’Staches

a. b. c.

d. e.

1. Hulk Hogan, Rocky III 2. Ron Burgandy, Anchorman 3. Tom Selleck, Magnum P.I. 4. Charlie Chaplin, Modern Times

5. Burt Reynolds, Cop and a Half

[ a5 // b3 // c4 // d2 // e1 ]

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THE HANDYMAN

1981-present1981-present

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BIG BoB-oMB

Your moustache makes you looklike the peasant you are.

What a sad little thing. If you want

you must defeat me in battle!THE Power Star,

But there's no way I’d ever lose to a

puny moustache like that.

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Italian-American plumber, Mario,

is a fictional character, and

the mascot for the company

Nintendo.

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Mario is a fictional character in his eponymous video game series, created by Japanese video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto. Serving as Nintendo's mascot and the main protagonist of the series, Mario has appeared in over 200 video games since his creation. Though originally only appearing in platform games, Mario currently appears in varied video game genres such as racing, puzzle, role-playing, fighting, and sports. Mario is depicted as a short, pudgy, Italian-american plumber who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom. He was given a moustache which avoided the need to draw a mouth and facial expressions on the small onscreen character. as Nintendo's mascot, Mario is arguably the most famous character in video game history, and his image is commonly associated with video games.

MARIO

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THE MARIOof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.

1. Mario 2. Cleveland Brown 3. Yosemite Sam 4. Ned Flanders 5. Captain Hook

toonS With ’Staches

[ a2 // b1 // c4 // d3 // e5 ]

a. b. c.

d. e.

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1946-19911946-1991

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THE ROCKER

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CarloS alaZraQUI, rENo 911

there is not a day in the365 calendar year

that i don’t need to look like an angry freddie mercury.

criminals beware:I just might ‘bohemian rhapsody’ your ass.

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FREDDIE MERCURY

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Freddie Mercury led the British group Queen to the top of the charts for over a three-decade span.

The rock god, who was born on the island of Zanzibar before moving with his family to

the U.K., served up infectious charisma, powerhouse vocals, and an energy that knew

no bounds. Whether it was flamboyantly parading around on stage, placing a

microphone under his belt, or strutting around in skintight pants, the buoyant singer had audiences on their feet. one

performance in particular, 1985’s live aid at london’s Wembley Stadium, was the

defining moment in an already stellar career. Not only did the band upstage dozens of other artists that night, but it also put the

spotlight on a big piece of royalty—moustache royalty that is. Up until that gig, Mercury more or less led the group

with a mullet and eyeliner. It wasn’t until live aid, however, that he really established himself as a man with some serious ’stache.

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MERCURY ‘STACHEof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.

1. Freddie Mercury 2. Carlos Santana 3. Jimi Hendrix 4. Ted Nugent 5. John Oates

MUSICIANS With ’Staches

a. b. c.

d. e.

[ a5 // b2 // c3 // d1 // e4 ]

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THE DICTATOR

1879-19531879-1953

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In the west there is a

In the east there is a monster with alittle moustache.

big m0ustache.This is all I need to

know about politics.

monster WIth a

JEWISH TEaCHEr, dEFIaNCE

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joseph stalin

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In December 1929, Joseph Stalin became the dictator of Russia after the death of Vladimir Lenin.

Stalin’s moustached face was pock-marked from small-pox during childhood. a carriage

accident in his youth left his left arm shortened and stiffened at the elbow, while

his right hand was thinner than his left and frequently hidden. In his later years he

became a professional revolutionary working for the russian Social democratic

Party. His simple style proved effective in teaching illiterate workers Marxist-leninist

ideas. In 1902 he was arrested for the first time and later exiled, beginning a cycle of

arrest, exile, escape, revolutionary activity, a moustache, and arrest again which would continue to the revolution in 1917. Stalin

also proved adept at raising funds through robbery, as well as smuggling guns and explosives through the russian border.

Stalin was also masterful at maintaining his iconic moustache. He hid his deceptive plots,

plans, and ploys in it.

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STALIN ‘STACHEof

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Match these five moustaches to their owners.

1. Joseph Stalin 2. Adolf Hitler 3. Abraham Lincoln 4. Theodore Roosevelt 5. Kaiser Wilhelm II

POLITICIANS With ’Staches

[ a4 // b3 // c5 // d2 // e1 ]

a. b. c.

d. e.

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Don’t shave for a month.

Wash your face and moustache.

Comb all the hairs in the same direction

while they are still wet.

GROW A MOUSTACHE

1 2 3

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Shave both sides of

your face avoiding where you want

your moustache.

Trim the bottom of the moustache and then the body to achieve

the desired thickness of the moustache.

Use moustache wax to shape or groom.

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Cut out moustachesalong dotted lines.

Attach a popsicle stick to the back of the moustache

using tape.

Hold the novelty paper moustache up

to your face and enjoy your new ’stache.

MAKE A MOUSTACHE

1 2 3

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