MURPHY’S LAWSMURPHY’S LAWS

If anything can go wrong, it will!If anything can go wrong, it will!

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If everything seems to be going well, you haveIf everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.obviously overlooked something.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.value.

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.everything is going right ... something is wrong.

Nothing is as easy as it looks. Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think. Everything takes longer than you think.

• tripping or attempting to trip an opponent, • charging into an opponent, • striking or attempting to strike an opponent, • pushing an opponent, including the goalkeeper, • jumping at an opponent in a careless or reckless

manner, • holding clothing, using any part of the body to hold an

opponent & "Sandwiching", • spitting at an opponent, even if it doesn't hit the

opponent, • deliberately handling the ball• etc.

Free Kick Rules

Following fouls shall be punished with a direct kick:

Newton's Three Laws of MotionNewton's Three Laws of Motion

I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.force is applied to it.

II. The relationship between an object's mass II. The relationship between an object's mass mm, its , its acceleration a, and the applied force acceleration a, and the applied force FF is is F = maF = ma. . Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.as the direction of the acceleration vector.

III. For every action there is an equal and opposite III. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.reaction.

Darwin's Five LawsDarwin's Five Laws 11. Evolution as such This is the understanding that the world is not constant, nor

recently created, nor cycling, but is changing; and that the types of entities that live on it also change.

2. Common descent This is the understanding that every group of living entities that we

know of on this planet descended from a common ancestor. 3. Multiplication of species This is the understanding that species either split into or bud off

other species, often through the geographical isolation of a founder species.

4. Gradualism This is the understanding that changes take place through the

gradual change of population rather than the sudden production of new individuals.

5. Natural selection In every generation some individuals survive and reproduce better

than others. Their genes multiply...This is the key idea: natural reproduction is not perfect.

Commutative and Associative LawsLaws

m + n = n + m . A sum isn’t changed at m + n = n + m . A sum isn’t changed at rearrangement of its addends.rearrangement of its addends.

m · n = n · m . A product isn’t changed at m · n = n · m . A product isn’t changed at rearrangement of its factors.rearrangement of its factors.

( m + n ) + k = m + ( n +  k ) = m + n + k . A ( m + n ) + k = m + ( n +  k ) = m + n + k . A sum doesn’t depend on grouping of its addends.sum doesn’t depend on grouping of its addends.

( m · n ) · k = m · ( n ·  k ) = m · n ·  k . A product ( m · n ) · k = m · ( n ·  k ) = m · n ·  k . A product doesn’t depend on grouping of its factors.doesn’t depend on grouping of its factors.

„„I fought the I fought the lawlaw, and the , and the lawlaw won!.“ won!.“

She decided to take the matter to She decided to take the matter to lawlaw..

„„I am the I am the lawlaw around here, in these around here, in these desolate parts desolate parts west of the Pecoswest of the Pecos“, said “, said Roy Bean.Roy Bean.

Love is the law!Love is the law!