MY NEW YEARS NON-RESOLUTIONS

In 2014 I will NOT…

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… get any younger.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… teach anyone how to Dougie.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… mourn the retirement of Justin Beiber.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… destroy the space/time continuum with my time travel experiements.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… go cross-country hitchhiking with a 3-legged dog and a banjo.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… cheer for the Broncos to win the Superbowl.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… ask Mr. Craynor for hairstyling advice.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… hang up the phone on Johnny Depp again.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… forget how lucky I am to have the most amazing students at WJH in my classes.

IN 2014 I WILL NOT…… make any more silly lists.