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SHARE A LAUGH: Next up, the Ofcial Online Home of Ernest Hemingway . Have a funny idea for this author’ s imagined social network? Email your tweets, Facebook posts/threads or Instagram pics to [email protected] with “Platforms of Yore” in the subject line, or Tweet @writersdigest using the hashtag #platformsofyore. You could see your post (and your name) here!  PLATFORMS OF  YO R E William Shakespeare—  reading The London Gazette at  Y e Olde Queen’ s Head T avern Forsooth, Merchant of Venice bombed in The Gazette. :/ #playwrightproblems November 30, 2015 at 6:30am Chris Marlowe Glad I didn’t write that one... ;) Mark Twain LOL. Will, did Marlowe paint your fence? #twaintrolling William Shakespeare Don’t make me bite thy thumb, Marlowe. Like  Reply  1  16 hrs Like  Reply  6  18 hrs Like  Reply  1  17 hrs Like Comment Share You, Chris Marlowe, and 7 others like this. Twitter  WillShakespeare @bard22  3m Seem to have inadvertently cast an actual woman as Lady Macbeth #sorrynotsorry WillShakespeare @bard22  4h Begone foul online trolls! Who trash my work on Amazon. Return to whence you came. #ambarding ErnestH @Hemingway  4h @bard22 Trolls? I once shot a lion between the eyes. Man up. WillShakespeare @bard22  7h Went to sup with m’lady. Waiter, waiter! Wherefore art thou, waiter? #poorservice WillShakespeare @bard22  5m Swordght! RT for the Montagues, favorite for the Capulets. WillShakespeare @bard22  12h @GlobeLondon hath agreed to perform my play if I change title from “Much Ado About Man-Made Climate Change” to “The T empest.” #winning WillShakespeare @bard22  1d #outdamnedspot #amidsummernightsmeme 72 I WRITER’S DIGEST I March/April 2016 TheRealBard 1d  |  The Ofcial Online Home of William Shakespeare WillShakespeare @bard22  2d Editors all up on me for making up words and I’m like #muchadoaboutnothing #ambarding  593 likes TheRealBard A dish t for the gods. #foodie #foodporn #cheatday #YOLO  AnneHath away  To share or not to share with your lady who chose the potato soup unwisely? That is the question. TheRealBard How do I tire of thee eating off my plate? Let me count the ways. 12 56 134    F    I    S    H    D    I    N    N    E    R    ©     S    H    U    T    T    E    R    S    T    O    C    K   :    P    I    Y    A    T    O   ;    D    O    G     ©     S    H    U    T    T    E    R    S    T    O    C    K   :    L    I    N    N     C    U    R    R    I    E

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SHARE A LAUGH: Next up, the Official Online Home of Ernest Hemingway. Have a funny idea for this author’s imagined social network?

Email your tweets, Facebook posts/threads or Instagram pics to [email protected] with “Platforms of Yore” in the subjectline, or Tweet @writersdigest using the hashtag #platformsofyore. You could see your post (and your name) here!

 PLATFORMSOF YORE

William Shakespeare— reading The London Gazette at 

 Ye Olde Queen’s Head TavernForsooth, Merchant of Venice bombed in The Gazette. :/

#playwrightproblems

November 30, 2015 at 6:30am •

Chris Marlowe Glad I didn’t write that one... ;)

Mark Twain LOL. Will, did Marlowe paint your fence? #twaintrolling

William Shakespeare Don’t make me bite thy thumb, Marlowe.

Like • Reply •  1 • 16 hrs

Like • Reply •  6 • 18 hrs

Like • Reply •  1 • 17 hrs

Like Comment Share

You, Chris Marlowe, and 7 others like this.

Twitter  

WillShakespeare @bard22  3m

Seem to have inadvertently cast

an actual woman as Lady Macbeth

#sorrynotsorry

WillShakespeare @bard22  4h

Begone foul online trolls! Who trash

my work on Amazon. Return to

whence you came. #ambarding

ErnestH @Hemingway  4h

@bard22 Trolls? I once shot a lion

between the eyes. Man up.

WillShakespeare @bard22  7h

Went to sup with m’lady. Waiter,

waiter! Wherefore art thou, waiter?

#poorservice

WillShakespeare @bard22  5m

Swordfight! RT for the Montagues,

favorite for the Capulets.

WillShakespeare @bard22  12h

@GlobeLondon hath agreed to

perform my play if I change title from

“Much Ado About Man-Made Climate

Change” to “The Tempest.” #winning

WillShakespeare @bard22  1d

#outdamnedspot

#amidsummernightsmeme

72  I WRITER’S DIGEST  I March/April 2016

TheRealBard 1d

 | The Official Online Home of William Shakespeare

WillShakespeare @bard22  2d

Editors all up on me for

making up words and I’m like

#muchadoaboutnothing #ambarding

 593 likes

TheRealBard A dish fit for the gods. #foodie #foodporn #cheatday #YOLO

 AnneHathaway To share or not to share with your lady who chose the potato

soup unwisely? That is the question.

TheRealBard How do I tire of thee eating off my plate? Let me count the ways.

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