Slide 2 Random thoughts about work Slide 3 .and life in general
Slide 4 The nice thing about teamwork is you always have others on
your side. Slide 5 I cant remember the last time I wasnt at least
kind of tired. Slide 6 Can we all just agree to ignore whatever
comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my
collection...again. Slide 7 Snowflakes are one of natures most
fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick
together. Slide 8 I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than
Kays. Slide 9 A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but
it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience. Slide 10
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died. Slide 11 Delegating work works, provided the one
delegating works too. Slide 12 The trouble with doing nothing is
you never know when youre done. Slide 13 It is amazing how much you
can accomplish when it doesn't matter who gets the credit. Slide 14
I hate it when I just miss a call (Hello? Darn it!), but when I
immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Throw the phone and run away?
Slide 15 It is hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look
funny on a horse. Slide 16 No-one can whistle a symphony, it takes
a whole orchestra to play it. Slide 17 I totally take back all
those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. Slide 18
People have never been individually self-sufficient. Slide 19 I
think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die. Slide 20 I keep some peoples
phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they
call. Slide 21 Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you're wrong. Slide 22 Map Quest really
needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how
to get out of my neighborhood. Slide 23 What separates those who
achieve from those who do not is in direct proportion to ones
ability to ask for help. Slide 24 You moon the wrong person at an
office party, and suddenly you arent professional anymore. Slide 25
Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon
results. Slide 26 I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
document that I swear I did not make any changes to. Slide 27 The
best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Slide 28 You never know when it will strike, but sometimes there
comes a moment at work when you just know that you aren't going to
get anything productive done for the rest of the day. Slide 29 A
pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the
pants, but is miles ahead in results. Slide 30 I hate leaving my
house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of
importance the entire day. What a waste. Slide 31 The only place
where success comes before work is in the dictionary. Slide 32
There is a great need for a sarcasm font. Slide 33 Working together
works. Slide 34 Bad decisions make good stories. Slide 35 Simply
stated, it is less me and more we. Slide 36 I think the freezer
deserves a light as well. Slide 37 None of us is as smart as all of
us. Slide 38 We are all in this together.
