Santa Banta Short Jokes

Santa Banta Short Jokes

Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki seapni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aurwo zor se chilaya Mere liye mat banana

Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha ThaPeeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa GayaTo Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji-I AM ON RIGHT SIDE

1 Baar Santa kORaste mE Patthar MilaUspE Likha ThaPatthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban JaogeJaise Hi Usne PaltaDusri Taraf Likha ThaBewkuf Ban Gya

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.Banta: AchaPar mai nhi dekh pawunga.Santa: kyuBanta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai

Santa ke bete ka accident ho gayaDr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padengeSanta ne apna sar pakad liyaDr.- kya hua?Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi

Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida thaDUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikliSanta:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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