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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_of_Pearls ok, this movie is just bad on several levels. first it has music by gori chod karsh kale, n vocals by 3ho cult freak snatam kaur. his gf is played by a half gori http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navi_Rawat her father is a gori chod, he married a german whore. not surpisingfly, the actress is a whore in real life. the main character may even have a fling with a gori in the film. the half gori who is supposed to be indian and guiding him toward the right things shows alot of cleavage. the movie does deal with sikh identity, however in the oh dear god that's shit kind of way. definafely not sat sri akal r deh shiva bar mohe kind of thing going on. oh, and kelly culp supported this thing. that just makes it worse yet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_Wallah this crap is about jennifer kendall the gori actress marrying shashi kapoor. http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/hazel.html this whore was in a movie called mp3 and kissed a desi guy in the film. she thinks she's another bollywood star like claudia or yana. the little bitch was also in Ho Sakta Hai and U, Me aur Hum. and here r fellow trash - Heidi Mumford - http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/heidi.html Nicola Heldt http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/nicola.html Rivona Essop http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/rivona.html its a british contest to sdee who can be a bollywood star. another dirty white whore who has invaded bollywood http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elli_Avram 2013 Mickey Virus (Hindi) as Kamayani George the goris are feverishly taking over eastern culture, and with no one stopping them. read this crap - http://www.santabanta.com/cinema.asp?catname=Titbits Meet Hottest Firangi beauties in Bollywood Meet Hottest Firangi beauties in BollywoodB-Town has recently seen a flood of firangis making their way into films. Nothing seems to be stopping them then be it the language, the culture difference or the climatic conditions. In-fact, firag face gives a film an edge over others films, considering the fact- Indians even today are crazy for firangi- divas. Someone who recently joined this bandwagon is Brazilian girl Giselle Monteiro who was kept under wraps by filmmaker Imtiaz Ali before the release of Love Aaj Kal. Giselle Monteiro started her modeling career at the age of seventeen. This pretty girl is just one film old with Love Aaj Kal, where she donned the character of oldfashioned Harleen Kaur with such perfection that she would give a run-for-money to any bollyactresses today in Bollywood. Let’s peep into the past and list down some fair-skinned-divas who have given some surprisingly amazing performances. Alice Patten: Her amazing command over Hindi and knowledge about the freedom fighters took our Perfectionist Khan by surprise. Alice was zeroed on by Rakesh Om Prakash Mehra to play Sue. Alice belongs to Hong Kong and is the

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_of_Pearls

ok, this movie is just bad on several levels. first it has music by gori chod karsh kale, n vocals by 3ho

cult freak snatam kaur. his gf is played by a half gori

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navi_Rawat

her father is a gori chod, he married a german whore. not surpisingfly, the actress is a whore in real life.

the main character may even have a fling with a gori in the film. the half gori who is supposed to be

indian and guiding him toward the right things shows alot of cleavage.

the movie does deal with sikh identity, however in the oh dear god that's shit kind of way. definafely

not sat sri akal r deh shiva bar mohe kind of thing going on.

oh, and kelly culp supported this thing. that just makes it worse yet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_Wallah

this crap is about jennifer kendall the gori actress marrying shashi kapoor.

http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/hazel.html

this whore was in a movie called mp3 and kissed a desi guy in the film. she thinks she's another

bollywood star like claudia or yana.

the little bitch was also in Ho Sakta Hai and U, Me aur Hum.

and here r fellow trash -

Heidi Mumford -

http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/heidi.html

Nicola Heldt

http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/nicola.html

Rivona Essop

http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsites/I/ideasfactory/bollywoodstar/stars/rivona.html

its a british contest to sdee who can be a bollywood star.

another dirty white whore who has invaded bollywood

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elli_Avram

2013 Mickey Virus (Hindi) as Kamayani George

the goris are feverishly taking over eastern culture, and with no one stopping them. read this crap -

http://www.santabanta.com/cinema.asp?catname=Titbits

Meet Hottest Firangi beauties in Bollywood

Meet Hottest Firangi beauties in BollywoodB-Town has recently seen a flood of firangis making their

way into films. Nothing seems to be stopping them then be it the language, the culture difference or the

climatic conditions.

In-fact, firag face gives a film an edge over others films, considering the fact- Indians even today are

crazy for firangi- divas.

Someone who recently joined this bandwagon is Brazilian girl Giselle Monteiro who was kept under

wraps by filmmaker Imtiaz Ali before the release of Love Aaj Kal. Giselle Monteiro started her

modeling career at the age of seventeen.

This pretty girl is just one film old with Love Aaj Kal, where she donned the character of oldfashioned

Harleen Kaur with such perfection that she would give a run-for-money to any bollyactresses

today in Bollywood.

Let’s peep into the past and list down some fair-skinned-divas who have given some surprisingly

amazing performances.

Alice Patten: Her amazing command over Hindi and knowledge about the freedom fighters took our

Perfectionist Khan by surprise.

Alice was zeroed on by Rakesh Om Prakash Mehra to play Sue. Alice belongs to Hong Kong and is the

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daughter of Chris Patten, former Conservative politician and Governor of Hong Kong.

She has some English soap-operas to her credit where her performance has made everyone sit up and

look. ‘Heroes and Villains’, ‘Where the Heart Is’, ‘ A Time to Dance’, ‘Not Waving But Drowning’,

‘Candida Oliver-Watts’, ‘ Love Hurts’, ‘Candida Oliver-Watts’ and last but not the least mini-series

‘The Forsyte Saga’.

Rachel Shelley: An ultra-ravishing Rachel Shelly too had a big career in television before she stepped

into Bollywood with Ashutosh Gowarikar’s Lagaan- Once Upon A Time In India.

Elizabeth Russell, the British princess falls in love with Bhuvan (Aamir Khan) who heads the team of

Indians that got to win a cricket match again British to save a lagaan or tax.

Rachel famous both in television and Hollywood, has done some amazing roles in films like Canone

inverso- making love, Everybody Loves Sunshine- Clare, Royce, ‘Wycliffe: Dance of the Scorpions’

(TV), ‘The New Adventures of Robin Hood’ (TV).

Tania Zaetta: The sensational Baywatch and Pizza Porn star Tania Zaetta is an Australian who made her

first special presence in Yash Raj’s Bunty Aur Babli, as well as salaam namaste where she falls in love

with an indian, mr white mr.black, and read this - http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/9874.asp and

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article3986227.ece.

And there seems to be no end to her Bollywood career, because unlike other divas she continued her

BTown

journey with yet another Yash Raj venture Salaam Namaste, where she was paired with Arshad

Warsi and Deepak Shivdasani’s Mr. Black and Mr. White.

Shannon Esrechowitz: Beginning with I Dreamed of Africa, Shannon proved her actress prowess with

award- winning performances in films like Dorothy Ann Gould's production Japes and Hard Copy,

which gave her an edge over others.

This South African diva too came as a pleasant surprise for Indian cine-goers with amazing role of

Stephanie- the dream girl of our ‘Chi Chi’ Govinda in Nikhil Advani’s Salaam-E-Ishq.

Rozza Catalano: And last but not the least, Italian model and ex-girl friend of Chote Nawab- Rozza

Catalano.

This model turned actress had come with an intention to make it big in Bollywood films. However, her

break-off with Saif triggered her desire and eventually she was seen in a sizzling item number in Kamal

Khan’s Desh Drohi.

Rozza has couple of movies in her kitty like Ek Second... Jo Zindagi Badal De and Monopoly- The

Game of Money, which are on a verge of release.

http://www.santabanta.com/cinema.asp?pid=24637

Meet Lisa Lazarus, Salman Khan's Firangi girl

Meet Lisa Lazarus, Salman Khan`s Firangi girlIn the recent past, Bollywood has seen many foreign

actresses make an appearance in Hindi films.

Be it Brande Roderick who seduced Riteish Deshmukh in Out Of Control or Rachel Shelly, who played

the lovable character of Elizabeth in Lagaan; be it Vivek 'Kisna' Oberoi's love interest Antonia Bernath

or Govinda's dream-girl Shannon Esrechowitz in Salaam-e-Ishq, these goris have managed to make an

impact through their short stint in Bollywood.

Now, yet another international 'hottie' is all set to make her Bollywood debut opposite Salman Khan in

Veer. She is none other than Lisa Lazarus, winner of Miss Universe U.K. 2008. We brings you Lisa at

her sizzling, sexiest best.

Lisa has been modeling since the age of 14 and won her first beauty pageant at the age of 16. Since

then, there has been no looking back for this stunner who was crowned Miss Universe UK 2008. Lisa is

now all excited as she shares screen space with heartthrob Salman Khan in Veer.

Lisa arrived in Mumbai sometime last week and has already begun shooting for Veer. In the film, she

plays a British girl who comes to India and falls in love with Veer played by Salman Khan.

It may be recalled that Sallu was earlier seen opposite Hollywood actress Ali Larter in the forgettable

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flick Marigold. One hopes his chemistry with the super hot Lisa sets the screen on fire.

While most of our tinsel town beauties seem to be sweating it out in the gym to flaunt their bodies,

getting into a bikini seems like no big deal for the super sexy Lisa.

What's more? She is even the proud winner of the 'Miss Bikini Great Britain' title while competing for

'Model of the World' contest in Africa in the year 2006.

Lisa has been the face of many-a-top brands such as Elisabeth Arden, Tigi, GHD and has even featured

in prestigious events such as the Cardiff Fashion week. Having done a number of TV and print

commercials, Lisa is all set to make her presence felt in the big, bad world of Bollywood.

Apart from juggling her numerous modeling assignments with agencies in London and Wales, Lisa is

also a student of Radiography at Hertfordshire University. After having won the Miss Universe UK title

in 2008, Lisa is now closely associated as an ambassador with the Joshua Foundation.

Lisa is aware that Bollywood is huge all over the world and especially in UK; hence when she got a

chance to star in a big budget Bollywood film and share screen space with superstar Salman Khan, she

jumped at the opportunity.

Will Lisa be able to make a mark in Bollywood? One will have to wait and watch. But if these pics are

anything to go by, she is certainly someone who can set the screen afire with her good looks and

Perfect 10 figure.

i sued to turn to desi film because i was sick of the western crap...and because i wnated soemthing from

my own culture.....bollywood is losing its identity, and is reflecting the ever changing indian culture

which is also losing its identity faster than ever.

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/entertainment/german-actress-confess-to-be-successful-

inbollywood-

you-need-khans-to-pull-you-along_100222082.html

http://nvonews.com/2009/07/24/western-actresses-flocking-to-bollywood/

More western trash invading bollywood

no problem, soap serial Kasauti Zindagy Kay’, sa desh hai mera’,Honeymoon Travels,Jeevan Sathi’,

Jhansi Ki Rani”, Shah Rhuk Bola Khobsurat Hai Tu, No Problem , Gallit Gondhal, Dillit Mujra,

Pranali: The Tradition, Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd., "Astitva

- Astitva London, Stop! , "Kasautii Zindagii Kay"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2273524/

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2273524/news#ni0893553

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2273524/news#ni0891585

Kambakkht Ishq, Blue, Kites, Love Aaj Kal, veer, Karma: Crime, Passion, Reincarnation

all recent crap with gori trash.

http://nvonews.com/2009/07/25/hindus-critical-of-rising-kissing-scenes-crude-westernization-

inbollywood/

http://nvonews.com/2009/06/18/claudia-ciesla-prays-at-hanuman-temple/

http://nvonews.com/2009/06/10/tantra-is-not-just-sex-upset-hindus-tell-actress-heather-graham/

http://nvonews.com/2009/06/21/india-becoming-hot-destination-for-hollywood-european-

filmcelebrities/

And don't forget trash like Gwen Stefani with her bindi incident some years back and the eternally

anoying nelly furtado whose claim to desi faim was getting pregnant by a half Filipino half punjabi dj.

some bollywood trends continue with goris in desi films.....either as extras, or in major roles. this time,

it's dev d with gori Kalki Koechlin. this trend only spoils great films...leave the goris to their own shit.

don't spoil good desi filmi - unless of course the goris have a good reason for being there, like desis in a

foriegn country, and NOT in love with the gori, and NOT dressing the gori up in desi clothes. it's a

disgrace. this time she's portraying Chandramukhi - that's right, they're trying to apss a gori off as a desi

kuri. the shame has no end.

http://in.omg.yahoo.com/news/sayali-bhagat-julia-bliss-shoot-ghost-043219838.html

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Bollywood actor Sayali Bhagat and Russian slut Julia Bliss were recently spotted shooting for their

forthcoming horror flick 'Ghost' in Mumbai. this is what the slut looks like -

http://hamaraphotos.com/julia_bliss_6928_7.html

http://www.glamsham.com/picture-gallery/first-look-launch-of-shiney-ahujas-ghostgallery/

event/7734/2/index.htm

so, yes, another movie to avoid......and another film with another western slut.

saif ali khan is know already for being a gori chod loser, and even cheated on his wife and kids for an

italian slut, but now he's been bringing in western whores to bollywood films to try to make them

famous. he's probably screwing them behind poor kareena kapoor's back too. what a shithead he is.

http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-11-07/news-interviews/30369188_1_ann-lee-saif-

alikhan-

agent-vinod

Saif Ali Khan seems to be getting into the habit of bringing international models to B-town. After

introducing Brazilian Giselli Monteiro in his last home production Love Aaj Kal as Harleen Kaur, the

actor will now unveil South African model Ann Lee Roberts in Agent Vinod.

Born in Durban to an Italian father and a mother of French and German descent, Ann Lee, was the face

for a leading denim brand. After winning an international model hunt held at Johannesburg, she went

on to work with supermodels like Kate Moss and Gisele Bunchen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1649760/ The Film Emotional Atyachar and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_(2011_film) shanghai both have kalki the slut koechlin.

http://www.apunkachoice.com/titles/spe/speedy-singhs/mid_37648/reviews-editor/

The scenes where Rajveer tries to woo white slut Melissa (Camilla Belle) and she taunts him back.

Rajveer, who is forced into his family business owned by his chacha/uncle (Gurpreet Guggi), drives a

truck as a part of his job. Melissa taunts him by saying that she neither dates truck drivers, nor hockey

players! Rajveer, the youthful smart guy, replies saying he’ll leave both of them for her. Melissa, the

slut counters him back and says she never dates the ones who leave their responsibilities in an attempt

to flirt.

you should have known this was coming....this shitty thing needs to be avoided at any cost.

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/r4G9RbSy3Tb/Cast+Smile+Pinki+Out+Four+Seasons+Hotel/nNVU

Mklb4tB/Dr+Subodh+Kumar+Singh

what the fuck is this...with a gori slut and desi bastard...it's yet another gori ass kissing film

or in this case, it just sucks.

emraan hashmi makes out with a topless gori in this shitbag film. all the western sluts can be heard

cheering their disgusting little greasy hearts out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ByQ03P7VhY

http://mimg.sulekha.com/hindi/crook/stills/crook-09.jpg

http://www.hindustantimes.com/Images/2010/10/7ee89fb7-2754-4fa6-b0c1-c7d6e9408eebHiRes.JPG

http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/celebs/celeb-themes/Controversial-boldscenes/

articleshow/6699441.cms

Mahesh Bhatt was told by the Censor Board that if he wanted a U/A certificate for 'Crook', he would

have to edit out the love-making scene from the movie, to which the filmmaker refused.

6 Oct, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-9H0sgp1eQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAT4OXZZXew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shikari:_The_Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/movie/shikari-the-hunter

has a russian slut Irina Kushnareva and gori chod gulshan grover...

Shikari - The Hunter - Classic Bollywood Movie - 1972 Directed By : Umesh Mehra, Latif Faizev

Starring : Varsha Usgaonkar, Mithun Chakraborty, Naseeruddin Shah, Irina Kushnareva,Gulshan

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Grover .

Synopsis : 'Shikari' is an emotional drama of the reunion of a family amidst a drug trafficking business

being carried out in a circus. Shankar (Mithun Chakraborty) has a dream to join a circus. Destiny

makes him meet Natasha (Irina Kushnareva) who is part of the troupe of an Indo-Russian circus.

Chanchal (Varsha Usgaonkar), Shankar's partner in crime, is jealous to see them getting friendly.Mr.

Bose (Gulshan Grover) and Nahar Singh (Amrish Puri) are drug dealers who have planned to export

heroin to Europe in the cage of elephant Appu belonging to the same circus. This is the same Bose who

has killed Shankar's father. Shankar's elder brother Fakira (Naseeruddin Shah) has devised his own way

to deal with the killers of his father by becoming a part of their group and stabbing them in the back.

When Shankar finds out about Fakira's plans he joins him and they manage to kill Nahar Singh. Amidst

all this their pet elephant Appu proves to be of great help.

http://www.mid-day.com/entertainment/2011/aug/080511-Bollywood-I-Am-Kalam-Movie-review.htm

'While Harsh Mayar steals your heart right away (the National Award was so well deserved), it's the

other child Hussan Saad who also impresses with his clear diction and natural performance. Gulshan

Grover as a kind man, who has a secret crush on a French woman Lucy (Beatrice Ordeix),'

gulshan plays the young boy's uncle in the film, and was married to a white whore named filomina in

real life. they did later divorce.

that bit right there makes us say AVOID THIS MOVIE WITH UR LIFE. you've been warned.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Visitor_%282008_film%29

Walter Vale (Richard Jenkins) is a widowed Connecticut College economics professor who lives a

fairly solitary existence. He fills his days by sometimes taking piano lessons in an effort to emulate his

late wife, a classical concert pianist, and infrequently works on a new book. When he is asked to

present a paper at an academic conference at New York University, he is not enthusiastic to make the

trip, given he is only the nominal co-author and has never even read the complete work. Charles

(Michael Cumpsty), his department head, insists and Walter is forced to attend.

When he arrives at the apartment he maintains in Manhattan, he is startled to discover a young

unmarried couple living there, having rented it from a swindler who claimed it was his. They are Tarek

(Haaz Sleiman), a Palestinian-Syrian[5] djembe player, and Zainab (Danai Jekesai Gurira), a

Senegalese designer of ethnic jewelry. He later discovers both are illegal immigrants. Although they

have no place to go, they hastily pack and leave, but Walter decides to let them stay. Over the next few

days, a friendship slowly develops. Tarek teaches Walter to play the drum, and the two men join a

group of others at a regular drum circle in Central Park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_2

Earlier, Bipasha Basu was offered the part of the leading lady, but she refused. The part then went to

Jacqueline Fernandez. Basu was also offered the part of the item number titled "Aa Zara", but also

refused, and hence the song was given to Yana Gupta, who ruined the entire film by her acting in it. the

slut plays Jyoti in a Special Appearance in song "Aa Zara". Yana Gupta's item number, "Aa Zara" was

not aired on television promos as the number is too explicit and suggestive for audiences under 18.

Instead, the number was shot with Jacqueline Fernandez and Emraan Hashmi, which was aired on

television. The original number with Yana was still kept in the film.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shor_in_the_City

plotwise the movie isn't bad, but one of actors, sendhil ramamurthy.

http://awayfromourheritage.blogspot.com/2009/02/another-celebrity-gori-chod.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombay_Boys

gori chod naveen anbdrews stars, and it's directed by gori chod Kaizad Gustad.

the equally crappy sequel to east is east (yeah, as if we needed one.)

Om Puri as Jahangir "George" Khan; a Pakistani now living in Britain, owner of 'George's English

Chippy'

Aqib Khan as Sajid; George's high-tempered youngest son, skiver

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Linda Bassett as Ella Khan; Sajid's mom, George's second wife

Jimi Mistry as Tariq; long-haired punk, Sajid's elder brother, George's eldest son

Vijay Raaz as Tanvir; Jahangir's nephew, Pakistan-living

Vanessa Hehir as Esther; Tariq's girlfriend, who doesn't know he's a Pakistani

Robert Pugh as Mr. Jordan; Sajid's school-teacher, always trying to get the negative side out of him.

jimi mistry himself is the result one of these shameful unions.

yet another nausiating performance...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk0trWFi2cI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombil_and_Beatrice

http://www.rahmanism.com/2007/08/bombil-and-beatrice-rahman-forthcoming.html

One hundred years ago, a young English woman named Betarice promosed a young Indian man named

Vilas that she would wait for him. For a hundred years, if need be. At the height of the British Raj,

these star crossed-lovers shared a love that defied both their worlds. On the night of New Year's Eve,

Beatrice escapes from her family and elopes to her lover. But tragedy strikes instead.

One hundred years later, in the urban slums of today's Mumbai, Beatrice tracks down the reincarnation

of her lover from a century ago. Vilas is now Bombil , the hitman, and she has a job for him. At the

appointed hour, at the appointed time, one hundred years after destiny struck, what will he do?

Can he redeem himself in his lifetime for promises made in the last? Can he kill the very thing he

loved?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Always_Kabhi_Kabhi

the dumb gori slut from love aaj kal is back for another 'let's pretend i'm indian when i'm actually a

latino slut' movie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma_%282008_film%29

Vik, played by Carlucci Weyant, estranged and separated from his father, Ranvir Vijayendra S Ghatge,

for the past thirty years, visits him in Ooty with his bride Anna Alma Saraci from New York at her

insistence, but only for a day or two. The moment Anna alights from the train that brings them to the

small town, she unwittingly becomes the medium of events including visions of a murder that took

place in the woods surrounding Vik’s father’s home thirty years ago.

With little love by Vik for his father, it is Anna, an orphan, who conspires with her father-in-law to

change Vik’s mind about staying longer and taking over his father’s business. The hauntings now

become more frequent and intense, making Anna sick to the point of her mental state of mind

questioned.

Even though Anna had never set foot in India, let alone Ooty before, she seems very familiar with the

surroundings and even some people. Anna begins to questions some people who then see her as a

threat. The nightmares occur more frequently and with more specificity. At first Vik accuses Anna of

having some ingrained psychological problems, which hurt Anna deeply - but when strange

inexplicable events happen to Vik himself he apologizes to Anna.

Vik resolves to help Anna and when it is discovered that a murder had indeed taken place thirty years

ago, together they try to solve the mystery. The spirit of Linda (Claudia Ciesla), raped and murdered

thirty years ago, reincarnated as Anna, leads Anna and Vik to the discovery of the identity of the

murderer.

Sehban Azim played a small role in the film as Rocky.

yep, another shitty film with so many levels of run away it mikes the head spin.

the novel is an incredibly shameful depiction of life during the british rule of india. it has a white

woman engaged to an indian sikh in order to fit in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhowani_Junction

In vigorously defending herself from a British army officer who is attempting to rape her Victoria

unintentionally kills him but is persuaded not to report the matter by a subordinate of Patrick's--a Sikh,

Ranjit, who hopes to marry her and whose family and friends help her to avoid detection.

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As presented in the novel (and rather simplified in the film), Victoria had decided to escape the

claustrophobic atmosphere of the Anglo-Indian community by joining the British Army during the

Second World War--but with the war's end and her coming home, she is confronted with the problem

all over again. Her becoming engaged to Ranjit was an attempt to become assimilated in wider Indian

society—since British rule is visibly on its way out—until she realises that this marriage would require

her to give up her name (and essentially, her identity).

She runs away from the Sikhs and literally into the arms of a dashing British officer, Rodney Savage

(commander of a Gurkha battalion), becoming both his lover and his unofficial adjutant in the last

hectic days of British rule in India. But in the end she realises that she cannot escape her origins, and—

rejecting both the Indian man and the British one—chooses Patrick, an Anglo-Indian like herself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhowani_Junction_(film)

this is one of the times where a white man portraying an indian is actually a good thing, although the

plot is still shameful.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaitan_(film)

another shitty thing made by anurag kashyap n stars his little slut kalki. avoid it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AmericanEast

Mustafa’s friend Omar (Kais Nashef) is a struggling actor and Habibe’s Café regular, a young Egyptian

man who supports his dream of becoming a movie star by working as a part-time cab driver for

Mustafa’s ragged, one-car taxi company. Because of his Middle Eastern looks and accent, however, he

is constantly cast in the role of a terrorist in American TV shows that portray only a shallow

understanding of Arabs and their culture. When an opportunity for a non-racially-designated role

arrives, Omar feels his chance for success—to be seen as an actor first and not a Muslim—has finally

arrived. It is the break he has been waiting for on many levels: a chance at the financial freedom

necessary to marry and support his pregnant American girlfriend Kate (Amanda Detmer), and a chance

for him, and his future child, to be embraced as an American, in the same way that he has embraced

America.

But misunderstandings and prejudices related to his Arabic background conspire against him once

again and his opportunity is lost, pushing Omar to make a drastic, unreasoned decision that sets off a

chain of events leading to a violent conclusion that affects the lives and conflicts of all the other

characters – an explosive reminder of the simmering pressures under which Muslims live in the United

States today. Will their American Dreams be shattered by a climate of distrust and suspicion, or will

their hopes and aspirations be embraced by their fellow Americans?

http://tumtube.com/freestuff/download-challa-crook-3gp-video/

this is disgusting. the video has a gori having sex with emraan.

the movie includes a make-out scene with 67-year-old costar Ben Kingsley in “The Wackness.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wackness

a playboy slut wants to enter bollywood.

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news-detail/115403/Playboy-Covergirl-Candice-Boucher-in-

AAZAAN.html

Playboy bunny Candice Boucher is soon to sizzle on screen as she gets set to play a sand-artist in

Prashant Chadha's next.

The film titled AAZAAN starring business tycoon Sachin Joshi marks the Bollywood debut of the

South African model who made it to the cover of the world's largest selling men's magazine and is also

the face of a leading apparel brand.

Says director Prashant Chadha, "While scripting the film I felt that Candice would make the perfect

mystery miss. Given that she's a Playboy Cover girl, the instant connect is: She must be hot. She is but

there's also a certain vulnerability that makes her more appealing"

Candice plays a sand-artist in the international espionage film about an informant who has to go

undercover beyond enemy lines to save the nation from destruction at the hands of Biological Warfare.

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Acclaimed sand artist Alexandra Konofalskaya was flown down from Belarus to train her for her role

in the film.

Says Candice, "I never imagined myself in a Bollywood film but now I'm looking forward to its

premiere. I love your country and I want to see a lot of India"

(translation : i want to see ur country, pretend t be indian and pretend i love it so i can seek attention

and sex from anyone who will give me)

http://www.washingtonbanglaradio.com/content/21984811-azaan-hindi-2011-prashant-

chadhasbollywood-

action-film

Calcutta, Feb 6, 2011 (Washington Bangla Radio) A country, a common man and a conspiracy will

dominate Prashant Chadha's action film AZAAN in June of 2011.

Shot across multiple international locations including France, Romania and Sudan, the sleek production

will be released under the banners of JMJ Entertainment PVT LTD, Alchemia Films and Percept

Picture Company.

The film introduces Energy drink owner Sachin Joshi to Hindi feature films as the hero. Music is by

Salim-Sulaiman and the lyricist is Amitabh Bhattacharya.

According to reports, American singer Shakira will sing a Latin influenced solo dance number for

AZAAN, whose lyrics will be in English with a smattering of Hindi. The song will feature South

African model Candice Boucher, but Shakira might possibly make a small appearance.

The writers of Azaan are Prashant Chadha, Shubra Swarup and Heeraz Marfatia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaan_(film)

Candice Boucher as Afreen: she is a sand-artist and she grounds Aazaan with human emotions of love.

Entrepreneur-turned-actor Sachin Joshi plays the male lead in the film, while Candice is roped in as a

sand artist and as Sachin's love interest in 'Aazaan', slated for an Oct 14 release.

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news/playboy-model-candice-aishwarya-fan-055954863.html

yep...this western slut is playing a desi/arab girl.....or trying...and fails.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dupuvVCvbqw&feature=related

http://www.zorsebol.com/celebrities-photos/italo-german-hottie-saidah-jules-in-pyaar-impossible/

italian/german model slut Saidah Jules who was raised in Malta and is a convert to Hinduism, is

inPyaar Impossible.

http://www.laylex.com/new-hot-bollywood-entry-saidah-jules.html

Unlike other western actresses, Saidah is quite comfortable with Indian culture, “I have spent some

years of my early childhood in Delhi, says this girl of German and Italian parentage. “ I have been

living in Mumbai for the last 4 years and am very much at home here.”

Besides Pyaar Impossible, Saidah is also awaiting the release of her next film, Right Ya Wrong with

Isha Koppikar and Sunny Deol. “I have 2 more projects, but can’t talk about them right now. She is

working on her Hindi as well.” I have practical working knowledge of the language, which is good

enough for me.

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news-detail/114904/Dhobi-Finds-A-Match-Amy-Jackson-To-Star-

Opposite-Prateik.html

the girl in question is no less than former Miss Teen World 2008 slut Amy Jackson, who has already

made her mark down south.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=10&ved=0CDIQFjAJ&url=http%3A%2F

%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAmy_Jackson&rct=j&q=amy

%20jackson&ei=fy1fTea1BIH78AbUge2RDA&usg=AFQjCNGJXhF3HsnP3Hgoi5slq43WUyMZqQ

&sig2=x7AwvJCr6t61VqGHm19HLA&cad=rja

then we have this shit -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dum_Maro_Dum_%28film%29 and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shukno_Lanka

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both of which have the white whore emma brown garrett -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Brown_Garett

in yamla pagla deewana, sunny deol is a Non-resident Indian (NRI) living happily with his Canadian

wife Mary (played by the slut)

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news-detail/113466/Lopez-Kin-Caterina-Turns-Sheila-For-Bazar.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhindi_Baazaar

Caterina Lopez, the lesser known cousin sister of Jennifer Lopez.

Caterina sashayed into Mumbai to…flaunt her curves and wriggle, jiggle and groove to an 'item

number' for a flick named 'Bhendi Bazar Inc.' (a la' Katrina Kaif's 'Sheila' in 'Tees Maar Khan')

Reportedly, the lyrics of the song track that are quite raunchy ('taan ke seena… ho jaa kameena') have

thrilled the senses of Caterina who sees it as "a great opportunity to dance to a Bollywood dance

number" and acclimatise herself with the ways of the Hindi film industry.

Elates Caterina in a media quote, "When they approached me for this sexy item number, I jumped up at

it. And this gave me the perfect chance to come and work in Mumbai, which is the New York of India

I'd love to do a full fledged role in a Bollywood film soon."

Caterina also has a huge crush on the king of romance Shah Rukh Khan. "I think he is very charming

and I've had this big crush on him. I hope to meet him soon," she declares.

this shitty film has a desi boy romancing a gori named susan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namastey_London

Manmohan thinks that it is impossible to get him a Indian son-in-law, although his friend, Parvez Khan

(Javed Sheikh), is in a similar situation with his son, Imran (Upen Patel), who has a blonde girlfriend,

Susan (Tiffany Mulheron).

while Imran is asked by Susan's parents to leave Islam, become a Christian, change his name to

Emmanuel or Ian, as well as provide a written undertaking that his family is not associated with any

terrorists. The film ends with Imran and Susan being accepted with Imran's family and Jazz and Arjun

getting married in the end.

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news-detail/110024/Bollywood-dancing-tough-says-Australianactress.

html

and http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news-detail/93024/Australian-brunette-turns-blonde-Bollywood.html

She was enamoured by the glitz and glamour of the Indian film industry back in Australia. But living

her Bollywood dream hasn't been a cakewalk for Sydney-born actress Emma Brown Garrett, who has

danced to bhangra beats in 'Yamla Pagla Deewana'.

The actress, who came to India over two years ago with her husband, plays Sunny Deol's Canadian

wife in 'Yamla Pagla Deewana', releasing Jan 14. She has matched steps with Punjabi boys Sunny,

Bobby and their father, veteran actor Dharmendra, in the peppy title track of the movie.

the slut is also in bengali film Shukno Lanka

the shitty trailers r here

http://www.youtube.com/v/m4DJraX2-FU

http://www.youtube.com/v/kCmbHYeilOc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Warrior%27s_Way

thisfilm has an asian hero falling in lust with a redneck old west american slut. they do share an

onscreen kiss and she flirts with him mercilessly and in really pathetic fashion.

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news-detail/109530/Medvedev-kindle-Russias-romance-Bollywood.html

Raj Kapoor's masterpiece 'Shree 420' and 'Awara' were huge hits in Russia and the famous song 'Mera

Joota Hai Japani... Lal Topi Russi' is still sung in restaurants across Moscow.

The two sides are thinking of doing a remake of these films with an Indo-Russian cast, said the Russian

envoy.

In the 80s, Mithun Chakraborty's 'Disco Dancer' captivated a new generation of Russians. Now, Shah

Rukh Khan and Aishwarya Rai ('Rai' in Russian means 'paradise') are among films stars who are quite

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popular, said the Russian envoy, who describes India as a superpower in films.

how nauseating....

non indian rusian girls pretending to be indian?! dear god..... we have enough european trash invading

our culture.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara and happy journey are 2 new films with slut kalki koechlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kONKP4MMKM0&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju9eO9WgGtI&feature=channel

yep. an iranian bastard n a white slut marry. title a persian wedding by pbs in an effrt to ass kiss. it's

sad. i always liked pbs but this is pathteic. this and the film from the previous post.

The son of an immigrant, Imran must confront his mixed Bangladeshi-Puerto Rican heritage and gain

acceptance from his father's conservative Muslim community.

http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/sonssacrifice/film.html

www.itvs.org/films/sons-sacrifice

but his father didn't have enough respect to stick to his own culture. what a fraud.

all have slut hazel crowney

Mera Pehla Pehla Pyar (mp3)

a flat

(she plays the gori whore gf t desi guys in these 2 films -)

Ho Sakta Hai Claire, Mohan's girlfriend

U, Me aur Hum Girlfriend of Ajay's son

Mittal v/s Mittal

Zara Nachke Dikha

shaurya and nakshatra both have rozza catalano in them.

one of the crappy yash chopra films -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salaam_Namaste

'His best friend Ranjan "Ron" Mathur (Arshad Warsi) falls in love with Ambar's best friend Cathy

(Tania Zaetta) at the wedding. Nick also feels a connection with Ambar, although they have no idea

who the other really is. Ron and Cathy marry the next day and Nick and Ambar discover each other's

true identities. Nick has the interview on Salaam Namaste, where he states, publicly, that he loves

Ambar. They both end up at Ron and Cathy's house, where the two just had a fight. Nick persuades

Ambar to move in together, where they fall in love. Two months later, Ambar discovers she is pregnant,

Nick takes her to get an abortion that she later tells him she did not have, resulting in a break up.

Over the next five months, they have several comical disagreements. Nick finds a restaurant to buy, but

the loan was not approved and he cannot afford the downpayment because he spent all his money on

the house to live with Ambar. This results in another argument where the baby kicks for the first time

and Nick realizes he still loves Ambar. He goes to buy an engagement ring and sees a seven-months

pregnant Ambar trying on rings with her friend, Jignesh (Jugal Hansraj). Nick thinks that Ambar is

marrying Jignesh and is devastated. He goes and gets drunk and takes an Australian girl home with

him. When he wakes up, he is shocked, but the girl (Stella) is angry because he didn't do anything and

was crying out Ambar's name all night. Nick is greatly relieved, but then Ambar sees her in the

bedroom and is very upset and tells Nick she's moving out today. Then, Nick discovers that when

Ambar was trying on rings, it was for Jignesh's girlfriend, Tina. He desperately searches for Ambar

with the help of many devoted Salaam Namaste listeners. He finds her and apologizes but, when he is

about propose, Ambar's water breaks, so they rush to the hospital.

At the hospital, Ron is there with Cathy, who's giving birth as well, and the nurse turns out to be Stella,

the woman Nick had slept with. She tells Ambar that he didn't do anything that night and is in love with

Ambar, who finally realizes Nick's true love for her. They then meet the incompetent obstetrician Dr.

Vijay Kumar MDGGO (Abhishek Bachchan), who turns out to be a very comical and horrible doctor,

but manages to deliver the children. Ambar gives birth to twins and Nick proposes to her to which she

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happily agrees.'

absolute smut.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabul_Express

another fulm witrh linda arsenio in the rle of a gori retending to be a heroine in desi lands....pure shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anniyan

this movie is shit because it has yana gupta. enough said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMrN3Rh55uM&feature=fvw

they think it's supposed to be funny. it has a white bitch n a desi guy suypposed to bf/gf, every

stereotype u could think f including a dork in a suit with a bunch of arms, the white girl ding a horribly

squeaky impression of desi girls singing, and more. it's shit at its shittiest. the white girls who pretend

to be indian would love this scum.

when will the disgusting shit end?

http://www.apunkachoice.com/content/article/sid100002641-

shakira_to_sing_a_bollywood_cabaret_song/

http://www.apunkachoice.com/content/article/sid100003292-shakira_as_goddess_kali_in_indian_film/

dear god make it stop....

http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/movies/cast/14353/index.html

http://www.adistantmiragethefilm.co.uk/about.htm

a distant mirage - it's about a desi girl who married an NRI from london. the NRI is having an affair

with a white whore. the deis girl then goes and finds her own love with a west indian boy. the good

thing about it is that it does portray some truth about relationships, and how goris play a dirty role in

interfering with eastern culture, but still disgusting.

and slutfest kalki koechlin (and yes, u dumb bitch we ARE sick of ur relationship with scumbag

anurag......it's not cute and neither are you.) Emotional Atyachar - expect another dev d type bag of

crap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madrasapattinam

a dirty tamil movie about a desi guy who falls in love with a gori slut. it never ends!

Zindagi Milegi Na Dubara, That Girl in Yellow Boots, I Am, happy journey, FRIEND PINTO,

SHAITAAN, cash, I Hate Luv Storys, Teen Patti, Dum Maaro Dum, veer,

no wonder the little whore is a homewrecker for her asshole gori chod anurag -

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/bollywood/news-interviews/Pre-releaseentertainment-

in-Bwood/articleshow/6119442.cms

'to Kalki Koechlin having an adult chat on a website to promote Dev.D...'

we wouldn't expect a gori to have behaviour with morals and not be a slut would we? hell no.

http://www.screenindia.com/news/bollywood-calling/631557/

read this shit -

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the last decade, over 30 foreign actresses have tried their luck in Bollywood as heroines, item numbers

and cameos. With their number on the rise, Screen puts together a dummy’s guide to making the cut in

Hindi cinema

There has been a steady influx of foreign actresses in Bollywood in recent years. In the last decade, 30

foreign actresses have made their debut in Bollywood. Though only British Indian actress Katrina Kaif

has made a mark, that hasn’t deterred aspiring foreign actresses and models from trying their luck in

the big, bad world of Hindi movies.

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In the last two years, 11 actresses from various parts of the world made their debut in Bollywood.

While only Jacqueline Fernandez from Sri Lanka and Barbara Mori from Mexico made their debuts as

leading actresses in the high-budget Aladin and Kites, others like Giselli Monteiro, Florence Brudenell-

Bruce, (Love Aaj Kal), Lisa Lazarus (Veer) and Sarah Thompson (Raajneeti) were seen in supporting

roles.

Surprisingly, none of these starlets had any plans of acting in Hindi films. They had successful careers

back home. For instance, Barbara had acted in several Mexican tele-serials like Mirada De Mujer,

Amor Descarado, Rubi and films like La Mujer De Mi Her Mano and Violanchelo. Filmmakers Rakesh

Roshan and Anurag Basu were keen on roping in a Mexican actress who could play the lead role in

Kites. The duo met Barbara and after hearing the film’s story, she agreed to be a part of the project.

Similarly, American actress Sarah Thompson, who has acted in television shows - Angel and House and

movies like Cruel Intentions 2 and Taking Chance - got a call from her manager, asking her if she was

interested in meeting Prakash Jha. He had flown to the US to look for an American actress for

Raajneeti. Since Sarah was always fascinated with India, she agreed to meet him. She heard the film’s

plot and landed the role in the project.

However, now most foreign actresses are aiming for a long innings in Bollywood. Some of these

starlets have bagged at least one movie, after their much-hyped debut. Giselli will be playing the lead

in Red Chillies' latest film that will be released later this year. She is also endorsing Wills Lifestyle, PC

Jewellers and Movil Mobiles. Brazilian hottie Bruna Abdullah, who made her debut with the “item”

number Reham kare in Anubhav Sinha’s Cash, will be sharing screen space with Imran Khan and

Sonam Kapoor in Punit Malhotra’s I Hate Luv Storys.

Latina model Mariah Gomes, who created a stir with her raunchy number Teri neeyat kharab hain in

Leena Yadav’s Teen Patti, is reportedly acting opposite Pratik in Rohan Sippy’s Dum Maaro Dum.

Jacqueline's two films - Aladin and Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hain - might have sunk at the box-office

without a trace, but she will be playing the lead role in Milap Zaveri’s next film. The foreign invasion

has been astounding and the numbers continue to grow. So we spoke to the ladies themselves as well as

a few directors to put together some handy tips to aspiring foreign actresses who want to make it big in

Bollywood.

Look Indian:

The first step is that if you want to land plum roles in Hindi movies, you need to look Indian to fit into

the film industry. So either you are born with it like Giselli and Mariah, who landed their initial projects

thanks to their exotic Indian-like looks, or you need to change your appearance.

Pria Agni, a stylist, who has worked with a lot of foreigners says, “Indians are fascinated with white

skin but they are biased against people with blonde hair. They usually perceive blondes as being

promiscuous. In the earlier days also, vamps like Helen wore blonde wigs whenever they performed

any raunchy “item” number. So almost all foreigners dye their hair black and wear contact lenses to be

accepted in the film industry in conventional roles. That way, Brazilians have an advantage because of

their complexion, dark hair and Indian looks. As long as they are not made to speak, anyone can easily

believe that they are from the sub-continent. For instance, everyone mistook Giselli for an Indian in

Love Aaj Kal.”

Learn Hindi:

You might land your first film, thanks to your looks but for a long innings, you need to learn Hindi.

You can seek some inspiration from Katrina, who took Urdu classes to speak chaste Hindi as a

politician in Raajneeti. The actress has come a long way from her earlier films where her voice would

be dubbed. Jacqueline's voice was dubbed in Aladin, but she dubbed her own lines in Jaane Kahaan Se

Aayi Hai. Now, she is learning Hindi for her next film.

Similarly, Sarah might not have signed any more films after Raajneeti, but she is keen on making it big

in Bollywood. So she is not only learning Hindi since the last six months but is also educating herself

about Hindi films. Born in India to French parents, Kalki Koechlin, who was seen as Chanda in Dev. D,

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knows Tamil fluently but is not well-versed in Hindi. Now, she is learning the national language but

admits that she still has a long way to go. “Meri Hindi kaafi sudhar gayi hain, par abhi bhi bahut

seekhna baaqi hain,” she says.

Find a mentor:

The right mentor will not only groom you but also help with contacts in Bollywood and land you good

offers. Though Katrina was introduced in Boom by Kaizad Gustad, she received a lot of support from

Salman Khan, landing roles in films like Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya and Partner, produced under his

brother Sohail Khan's banner. He is also reported to have advised her on her choice of films and roles.

Kaif has, in interviews, often expressed gratitude for his support and also mentioned director Vipul

Shah's faith in her for Namastey London and Singh Is Kingg as crucial to her performances and career.

Director Anurag Kashyap has mentored Kalki even after Dev. D, her debut film. Till date he helps her

increase her knowledge about Bollywood. She says, “Anurag doesn't influence my work. But there are

many people in the industry whom I don't know, and I ask him about them.”

Have no hang-ups:

You will have an advantage over your Indian contemporaries if you are open to doing diverse roles.

According to scriptwriter-turned-filmmaker, Milap Zaveri, foreign actresses are keen to try out

something different. “Since they come from abroad, they are open to various suggestions and are keen

on doing diverse roles. These actors are not familiar with Hindi, so they work harder on their

performances. They have a killer instinct to excel and make a mark,” he explains.

Pria says that foreign starlets have no inhibitions about shedding their clothes and are quite comfortable

in their skin. “While Indians are usually apprehensive about being seen in a bikini, foreigners are

confident. Barbara revealed a lot in Kites but didn't look cheap. On the contrary, she looked confident

and chic.”

Do some modelling assignments:

What do Katrina, Bruna and Mariah have in common? All of them were models before getting a break

in Bollywood. Modelling will not only give you a chance to get accustomed with camera angles, but

also help you understand how the industry works and help make some quick money. It will also help

you get noticed by filmmakers. It's a known fact that Kaizad roped in Katrina for Boom after seeing her

modelling work. Yana Gupta was the face of popular brands like Lakme and Kingfisher Airlines

following which she was offered “item” numbers in Dum and Rakht.

Be hardworking and disciplined:

It sounds cliched, but hard work is the key to success. You have to be dedicated and disciplined.

Katrina is known for her diligence to get every scene right. Jha says, “She is extremely hardworking

and sincere. She always does her homework.” It might be recalled that while shooting for Raajneeti, the

actress was told to repeat co-star’s Nana Patekar’s dialogues for which she was unprepared. She

requested Jha to give her a day’s notice and forfeit her payment before the issue was amicably resolved.

As far as Bollywood is concerned, the girls will do well to remember that it is not getting in the race

that matters, but staying in the run that will ultimately benefit their careers.

right...so the formula is pretend to be desi, get desi people to love you, have relationships with desi

men, and do whatever you can to control the culture and make it as classless shit as your western

culture is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kites_%28film%29

here comes yet another gori chod movie........ho-hum.......same crap. desi boy falls for some 'innocent'

in one form or another gori. this time the gori is played by barbra mori.

it's a tamil film about a group of guys who only desire to marry foreign trash. They head all the way to

Goa in search of their dream whores. Goa promises to be anpther shit movie like Hollywood’s

American Pie and Road Trip.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa_%28film%29

goathemovie.com

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http://app-store.appspot.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net%2Fus%2Fapp

%2Fgoa-songs%2Fid347889220%3Fmt%3D8

thisa gori whor who has been in indian movies (fun aur masti where she played a girl named neha) and

advertising was suppsoed to be in it -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nouva_Monika_Wahlgren

however, she is being replaced by Melanie Marie Jobstreibitzer.

let's hope it bombs.

http://movies.dcealumni.com/archives/flavors-movie-review/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavors_(2003_film)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0361625/

it's another one of those gori lover - acceptance films. despite claims that some aspects of the film may

be deadpan, it is what it is, and it's not good.

http://movies.iexplorehere.com/review/876/Karma-Confessions-and-Holi.html

complete with naomi cambell playing a desi guy's gf. wtf.....

also, naomi cambell is half chinese jamiacan -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Jamaican

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Jamaican

www.imdb.com/title/tt0380366

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ae_Fond_Kiss...

yea its asnother gori romances desi film. ho hum....vomit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal:_Prayer_for_Rain

when a so-called indian movie has goris especially ugly dirty gori supermodels or cheap whore type

actresses watch out. lets hope this becomes a flop.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon%27s_Van_Wilder:_The_Rise_of_Taj

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com

%2Ftitle

%2Ftt0480271%2F&ei=c6mtStDNFY3DlAeWj8jABg&rct=j&q=van+wilder+rise+of+taj&usg=AFQj

CNEOTo92NBZKsF48vCpsAetEr-jJNA&sig2=OdGJOX5pP-r3ovHGu52igQ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon%27s_Van_Wilder

'A side story of the film depicts the saga of Taj Mahal Badalandabad, an Indian foreign exchange

student who is accepted (out of many "talented" applicants) to be Van's personal assistant. The main

reason for his application for this position, Taj explains, is he wants to have sex with an American girl

before he goes home. He meets a girl named Naomi, and Van pushes Taj to go for her ("Naomi- that's 'I

moan' backwards," Van explains) but Taj accidentally sets himself on fire with massage oil. At the end

of the movie, Taj meets another Indian girl, and it seems like they are going to hit it off.'

'Also, as part of his duties, Taj finds out that he will be a history teacher to his new mates and that his

teaching supervisor will be Charlotte Higginson (Lauren Cohan), an English beauty, who just happens

to be dating Pip Everett. Taj is instantly smitten with Charlotte. Charlotte instantly is not smitten in

return.

Pip sets out to get rid of Taj by attempting to humiliate him at the Royal Literary Ball and then

sabotaging Ballzac at the Camford Dog Show, but both cases backfire and Pip ends up the one

embarrassed. Much to Pip's horror, Taj and Charlotte are clearly falling in love and the Cock and Bulls

are moving into a close second behind the Fox and Hounds.

Pip decides to set up Taj and the Cock and Bulls by planting stolen test exams in their house. The plan

works temporarily, and the mates are about to get expelled until Taj steps up and takes the blame for the

theft - on the condition that his friends are allowed to stay in school. The school Provost agrees to the

terms, and Taj has to leave Camford. Heart-broken, Charlotte tells Taj she never wants to see him

again.

The mates are now left to compete in the final event of the Hastings Cup without their fearless leader.

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But when Charlotte finds evidence that proves Taj's innocence, she and Taj rush to the Camford Cup,

just in time for Taj to compete against Pip in the final event - fencing.

A humiliated and furious Pip makes sure that the fencing match degenerates into an all out sword fight,

but in the end, Taj defeats Pip and the mates win the Camford Cup. Pip gets expelled for planting the

exams and Taj and Charlotte get to live happily ever after. '

plus there is much drinking sexual and dumb potty humour to be had.....

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com

%2Ftitle

%2Ftt0366551%2F&ei=S6etSsTIE9LDlAfCs6nqBg&rct=j&q=harold+and+kumar&usg=AFQjCNEy7

zQXjyFj2PV3_lvFcBYv8MeN0w&sig2=x0Av69PgeVX6CLX-v2j6UQ

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=3&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com

%2Ftitle

%2Ftt0481536%2F&ei=S6etSsTIE9LDlAfCs6nqBg&rct=j&q=harold+and+kumar&usg=AFQjCNFM

4xnqkg1E95FCyUqWclWV1RbzKA&sig2=109QVWF_f_qszxjvNnrBDw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_Harold_and_Kumar_Christmas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_&_Kumar

this series of films digraces both asian and desi culture by allowing both representatives indulge in dirty

immoral western acts with dirty western people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rog

irrfan khan with a sotuh african gori in this film. avoid it.

kambakkht ishq has a scene with a gori telling akshay kumar that he left her in the tub. he then flrits

with her, and another firangi, then they get in the back of a car, and it proceeds from there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144804/

another movie that tries to show respect for muslim lok by marrying them off to goris. if you want to

show such respect, then have them married to other desi or middle eastern lok instead western crap.

havn't we gotten it by now that this sends false messages and mislead people?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1038915/

Salaam-e-Ishq, Ek Second... Jo Zindagi Badal De, The Game of Money, Desh Drohi, veer, are all

recent or up and coming crap films with gris either playing lovers or as pretendians.

love aaj kal has both a latino gori and a gori gori in the film. the one guy has a gori gf n the the latino

gori plays a punjabi. it's a shame there's some good actors like deepika in it...crap film. shames our

culture!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1275863/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166175/

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Is_East_(film)

Another shamefully fantasized look at western women who marry eastern men. I will give credit - the

actress who plays the western wife is a cool person, yet the plot still does not show as it should - how

western women manipulate eastern men to satisfy their psychotic fantasies and the damage and

immorality they cause.

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/entertainment/german-actress-confess-to-be-successful-

inbollywood-

you-need-khans-to-pull-you-along_100222082.html

http://nvonews.com/2009/07/24/western-actresses-flocking-to-bollywood/

More western trash invading bollywood

no problem, soap serial Kasauti Zindagy Kay’, sa desh hai mera’,Honeymoon Travels,Jeevan Sathi’,

Jhansi Ki Rani”, Shah Rhuk Bola Khobsurat Hai Tu, No Problem , Gallit Gondhal, Dillit Mujra,

Pranali: The Tradition, Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd., "Astitva

- Astitva London, Stop! , "Kasautii Zindagii Kay"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2273524/

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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2273524/news#ni0893553

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2273524/news#ni0891585

Kambakkht Ishq, Blue, Kites, Love Aaj Kal, veer, Karma: Crime, Passion, Reincarnation

all recent crap with gori trash.

http://nvonews.com/2009/07/25/hindus-critical-of-rising-kissing-scenes-crude-westernization-

inbollywood/

http://nvonews.com/2009/06/18/claudia-ciesla-prays-at-hanuman-temple/

http://nvonews.com/2009/06/10/tantra-is-not-just-sex-upset-hindus-tell-actress-heather-graham/

http://nvonews.com/2009/06/21/india-becoming-hot-destination-for-hollywood-european-

filmcelebrities/

And don't forget trash like Gwen Stefani with her bindi incident some years back and the eternally

anoying nelly furtado whose claim to desi faim was getting pregnant by a half Filipino half punjabi dj.

here we go...another piece of shit about goris loving desi men.... this one has kelly culp written all over

it....a dumb texan whore falls in love with a punjabi.

http://www.heartlandthemovie.com/story.html

and would you believe that?! there's even a a guy named stephan mario singh in it...how much u want

to bank that his mother was a gori? when will this shit end....when will the realities of goris exploiting

desi men be filmed?! god....

and where the hell is more stuff like outsourced. if u had to have westerners fall in love with desis,

THAT was a great film.

http://www.dancewithshadows.com/movies/barbara-mori-hrithik-hot-scenes-in-kites-panics-

paparoshan/

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A%2F

%2Fentertainment.in.msn.com%2Fbollywood%2Farticle.aspx%3Fcp-documentid

%3D3041932&ei=eQ9HSo64Cqi_tweYifS7Ag&usg=AFQjCNHHSeNrdLnjgxGdcqXtyG5CBiCWpA

&sig2=kxlnrQsNnbcvLRH1-3-nwg

these two ugly goris have tried to make trouble in bollywood.

neither are as pretty as desi girls, and are involved in medling with private affairs.

http://www.dancewithshadows.com/movies/barbara-mori-hrithik-hot-scenes-in-kites-panics-

paparoshan/

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A%2F

%2Fentertainment.in.msn.com%2Fbollywood%2Farticle.aspx%3Fcp-documentid

%3D3041932&ei=eQ9HSo64Cqi_tweYifS7Ag&usg=AFQjCNHHSeNrdLnjgxGdcqXtyG5CBiCWpA

&sig2=kxlnrQsNnbcvLRH1-3-nwg

these two ugly goris have tried to make trouble in bollywood.

neither are as pretty as desi girls, and are involved in medling with private affairs.

I love mira nair's work, but her recent stuff is getting very crappy, old, and helps spread the false ideas

of goris loving desi lok. before, it was 'the namesake'. now, it's

'http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York,_I_Love_You' - where she directs a scene called kosher

vegeterian, which natalie portman as a jewish girl who marries a gujarati guy played by irrfan khan.

http://www.film.com/movies/tandoori-love/25671676

another god aweful gori loves desi crap movie. This stuff is not funny...it's pathetic, and is a slap in the

face to any desi lok who have any repectable level of intelligence. it's not 'cute', it's not 'funny', it's

shameful.

the movie dev d has an indian born gori of friench parents who plays a desi girl. she is also dating the

director, who is a desi. her name is Kalki Koechlin, and she's dating Anurag Kashyap who is 36 and

seperated from his wife, and she is 25.

there's a new bolly flick coming out called aloo chaat. it has a gori named linda arsenio in it. the biggest

promotions it's getting is that the gori wears a bikini. i happend by it because i saw a video clip for the

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title song with singhs in it. she was also in several other movies, and wants to settle in mumbai. she's

living in chennai...which means she's most likely NOT going to hook up with a gora.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Arsenio

i was almsot interested in the movie till i discovered this crap. forget it. i will go see another bolly

flick, but i wish they would stop idolising the bloody goris as though they were on some pedestal. this

only helps ruin our culture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Ciesla

when will people stop being amused by this shit?

In 2007 and again in 2008 she was appearing on the German Internet soap opera Beach House, playing

Daisy Vandenburg.[7] The New Indian Express reported that Ciesla is acting in a Bollywood film

Karma along with leads Carlucci Weyant, Alma Saraci, and DJ Perry as part of an international

filmcrew to be filmed in India.[8] Film Director M.S. Shahjahan mentioned in an interview that there

will be more assignments for Ciesla in Bollywood.[9][10]

In July 2008 Ciesla played "Claudia" in the Italian television sitcom Outsiders in Palermo, shot in

Palermo.[11][12][13] In August 2008 Ciesla played the female lead in the German-Indian film, Ki Jana

Pardes.[14][15]

She played the role of a German journalist in the film "10:10" (directed by "Arin Paul"), together with

Soumitra Chatterjee and sang the film's title song.[16][17][18][19][20]

She is currently shooting a guest role for the film Private Number in Bangalore with director Anand

Kumar.

Ciesla was invited by Sandeep Marwah the Chairman of Marwah Films & Video Studios and visited

Noida Film City in India, where she was presented with a life membership of International Film and

Television Club of Asian Academy Of Film & Television.[23] According The Times of India, Claudia

Ciesla made decision to convert to Hinduism. She said "I've discussed Indian philosophy and the Hindu

religion and its gods, I love the aspects of tolerance, I love the thought of Karma and

reincarnation."[24]

Ciesla was invited by LPU and was awarded as the Brand Ambassador of the "Lovely Professional

University". The LPU University also honoured her as "New promising foreign face in India".[25][26]

She was awarded with the prestigious Karmaveer Puraskaar Award for her involvement in social work

on 26 November 2009. The Karmaveer Puraskaar, is iCONGO’s National People’s Award for Social

Justice and Action that honours concerned citizens. In the past, Kajol, Ad guru and social activist

Alyque Padamsee, Dr. Leo Rebello, Rahul Bose, Remo Fernandes, M S Swaminathan (Father of the

Green Revolution in India) have been recipients of the Karmaveer Puraskar.[27] As a part of her social

endeavor she supports a Delhi based national NGO-KHUSHII, working holistically for the benefit of

the underprivileged.

Ciesla was roped in as one of the inmates at the Bigg Boss house in the third season of the reality show

Bigg Boss (Season 3). It began airing on 4 October 2009 on Colors and was telecast daily at 9 p.m. for

84 Days with Amitabh Bachchan as the host. This was her first brush with Indian reality TV.[28] She

was evicted on day 68, after spending 10 weeks on the show.

Since December 2010, Claudia was attending the TV show Zor Ka Jhatka: Total Wipeout shot in

Buenos Aires, Argentina.[29] It is the Indian celebrity version of Wipeout with Bollywood actor Shah

Rukh Khan as the host. The show ended on February 25, 2011 with Kushal Punjabi as the winner

taking home Rs 50,000,000, while Claudia Ciesla was the runner-up by 51 seconds, to come in second

place.

Ajay Naidu

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0619651/

this bald headed freak is engaged to this gori cow -

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0122688/

he acted in the film waterborne -

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423514/

he played a singh who falls for a gori, in a plot similar to 'Kambdi Kalaai'. movies like this give a false

view of westerner's respect for desis, asians, and middle eastern lok. worse yet, people like Ajay Naidu,

who even shows himself kissing the gori in public -

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3821312000/nm0619651

are a disgrace to our culture.

This movie exploits desis by pormoting goris to romance desis, and gives a false view of how they treat

us. It does not show the truth of how goris use desi lok for money and ego.

Yet another, grandaddy of shameful indin movies.

http://sudhishkamath.com/2011/08/27/chitkabrey-secrets-seven/

Manipulation: New sin invented because the makers realised that they have eight characters but only

seven sins, like in the American play. A South Indian Balaji who used to sell drugs in college goes

chasing the Great American Dream and scores a Russian slut for a wife! Immoral foreign girl who likes

to lure unsuspecting masseurs into a three-way with her husband in the middle of a massage. a real life

slut svetlana manolyo plays the russian whorebag.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmopolitan_%28film%29

disgutsing -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Seth_and_Kane.jpg

Cosmopolitan is a 2003 American independent film starring Roshan Seth and Carol Kane, and directed

by Nisha Ganatra. The film, based on an acclaimed short story by Akhil Sharma and written by

screenwriter Sabrina Dhawan (Monsoon Wedding), is a cross-cultural romance between a confused and

lonely middle-aged East Indian, who has lived in America for 20 years, and his exasperating,

freespirited

blonde neighbor.

In an American suburb in Northern New Jersey, conservative, middle-aged Indian immigrant Gopal, a

telephone-company engineer who has taken early retirement, is celebrating Diwali in November with

his wife and grown daughter. His daughter suddenly tells him that she is leaving indefinitely to teach

English in Mongolia with her German boyfriend. As Gopal recovers from this shock and tries to talk

her out of it, largely on the grounds that she will be living in sin in his eyes, his wife Madhu announces

that she is leaving him as well, and is taking up the spiritual life in an ashram in India.

Confused, mortified, bored, and directionless, newly single Gopal lies to his few Indian-American

acquaintances about the situation, and refuses to answer his daughter's phone calls from Mongolia. He

tries to cope with his emptiness by redecorating slightly, searching through the various corners of his

small house, reading newspapers, and watching videos of Bollywood romance extravaganza films.

Desperately lonely, he latches upon a copy of Cosmopolitan magazine that had belonged to his

daughter, and takes a quiz gauging a man's suitability for a relationship — which reveals that he is a

"Ditchable Dude."

In the midst of his distress and his Bollywood fantasies, Gopal's eccentric neighbor, the oddly attractive

divorcée Mrs. Shaw — whom he had previously thought of as loose-moraled (because of her one-night

stands) and slovenly — appears at his door asking to borrow one of his rakes. This sets off a whole new

set of fantasies on his part. A few nights later Gopal sees her on her porch nursing a drink, and after a

tentative conversation, asks her to have Thanksgiving dinner with him at home the next day. While

cleaning and straightening for the date, Gopal finds several more of his daughter's Cosmopolitans, and

reads several articles on "What women want" from a man — evidently it is for them to "listen, listen,

listen."

With the help of the advice gleaned from the pages of Cosmopolitan, and to some extent in spite of it,

Gopal and Mrs. Shaw (Helen) hit it off, and develop a warm, tender, intimate relationship. Mrs. Shaw

is a high school counselor, and therefore a good and empathetic listener herself, and Gopal confides in

her about his childhood dreams and sorrows.

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But the relationship does not go exactly as Gopal had planned. On Christmas Day, when Helen gently

rebuffs his insistence on his long-term vision for the relationship, Gopal is very upset and shouts at her

to leave. He then holes up sullen and frustrated in his house, refusing all attempts at communication

from her, and is visibly angry when he sees she has a male visitor nearly a week later.

On New Year's Eve, Gopal discovers Helen has left a Christmas gift for him, and it is something very

meaningful to him. He breaks down, and something in him shifts — regarding the relationship, his

family, and himself.

[edit] Cast and characters

Roshan Seth – Gopal, a retired middle-aged Indian immigrant, who has been in America 20 years,

and who has been complacently wed since childhood in an arranged marriage to Madhu

Carol Kane – Mrs. Shaw (Helen), Gopal's exasperating divorcée neighbor, who has conspicuous

onenight

stands and whose house and car are conspicuously unkempt in Gopal's eyes

Madhur Jaffrey – Madhu, Gopal's wife

Purva Bedi – Geetu, Gopal and Madhu's daughter, who has grown up in America and who is newly

unemployed

Yolande Bavan – Preema, Madhu's Indian-American friend, who is enthused about an MLM

(multilevel

marketing scheme)

Taj Crown – Harish, Preema's husband, who is also an MLM convert

Neerja Sharma – Vandana, Preema and Harish's daughter

Kal Penn – Vandana's fiancé, a pre-med student

Niket Subhedar – Young Gopal, whose life in India revolves around cricket

Stephen Barker Turner – Hans, Geetu's German boyfriend, who takes her off to Mongolia to teach

English and live in a yurt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoot_on_Sight

Ali, a Lahore-born British citizen married to an English slut with two children, is himself distrusted by

his colleagues, despite his long service in the Metropolitan Police.

PlotSet in 1990 amidst the First Gulf War, Towelhead tells the coming-of-age story of a 13-year-old

Lebanese American girl named Jasira (Summer Bishil). She first lives with her mother in Syracuse,

New York, but when her mother's live-in boyfriend helps Jasira shave her pubic hair, her mother sends

Jasira to live with her old-fashioned and domineering Lebanese father Rifat (Peter MacDissi) in

suburban Houston, Texas. There, Jasira experiences a sexual awakening, sparked in part by the adult

magazines she finds when baby-sitting the next-door neighbor boy Zach Vuoso (Chase Ellison).

Jasira is alienated from her father: he is strict and does not allow her to use tampons; also he prefers

spending time with his new girlfriend rather than with her. She has mixed feelings about Zach's father

Mr. Vuoso (Aaron Eckhart). She prefers her classmate Thomas Bradley (Eugene Jones), who is

sexually interested in her, but does not act without permission. She then goes on to be sexually active

with him. Nevertheless she accepts when Mr. Vuoso, pretending he has to go to Iraq the next morning,

asks to have sex with her.

A female neighbor, Melina (Toni Collette), offers Jasira her house as a refuge, and Jasira hides there

when her father beats her upon finding out that she had an adult magazine, given to her by Vuoso.

Eventually, she tells her father and the neighbors about having sex with Mr. Vuoso, and he is arrested

for rape.

[edit] Cast

• Aaron Eckhart as Travis Vuoso

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• Toni Collette as Melina

• Maria Bello as Gail Monahan

• Peter Macdissi as Rifat Maroun

• Summer Bishil as Jasira Maroun

• Matt Letscher as Gil Hines

• Chase Ellison as Zack Vuoso

• Carrie Preston as Mrs. Vuoso

• Eugene Jones as Thomas Bradley

• Lynn Collins as Thena

• Shari Headley as Mrs. Bradley

• Irina Voronina as "Snow Queen" Centerfold

• Randy Goodwin as Mr. Bradley

• Lorna Scott as French teacher

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jul/31/mad-sad-bad-film-review

Atul is considering being unfaithful to his girlfriend Julia, played by Andrea Riseborough, with an old

friend Roxy (Ayesha Dharker), who is now married.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollywood/Hollywood

The film centres around the character of Rahul Seth (Rahul Khanna), a young, rich, Indo-Canadian

living in Toronto whose widowed mother (Moushumi Chatterjee) is anxious to get him married after

the freak-accidental death of his Caucasian pop singer girlfriend, Kimberly (Jessica Paré).

Hazel the slut has worked in several other films like 'U, Me and Hum', 'Mittal Vs Mittal' and 'Dunno

Y... Na Jaane Kyon' and was seen in many commercials as well. Hazel the slut has also participated in

reality shows like ‘Fear Factor’ and ‘Zara Nachke Dikha. the slut’s latest venture is a dark thriller about

the Mumbai underworld called ‘Jeena Hai Toh Thok Daal’. The movie is set in Mumbai and Bihar and

she plays the role of a Mumbai slut who meets one of the protagonists and falls in love with him.

' the whore seems to be pretty excited to play a part in the movie since she is only actress amongst a

predominant male cast.'

yeah, we're sure she is. slut!

http://www.google.com/url?

sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCkQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F

%2Fwww.indiaglitz.com%2Fchannels%2Fhindi%2Farticle

%2F78351.html&ei=wMxFTngCILs0gGuh9zqAw&

usg=AFQjCNHnB_apLv036PtUKjbpqYW5xDHXAw&sig2=qh8jyi9AQYy8DJNuiqv_

A

divine lovers -

www.imdb.com/title/tt0301203/

it's a porn film. enough said.

http://www.wewomentoday.com/2012/03/02/nathalia-pinheiro-pinheiro-brazilian-beauty-to-

makebollywood-

debut/

The real name is Nathalia Pinheiro Felipe Martins. She reportedly decided to drop her surname for easy

recognition in Bollywood as Nathalia Pinheiro or Nathalia Kaur.

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Nathalia Pinheiro’s father is half-Punjabi and half-Portuguese, while her mother is a Brazilian of

Portuguese origin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kisna:_The_Warrior_Poet

Kisna (Vivek Oberoi) befriends a British girl named Katherine (Bernath), and then shields her from an

enraged mob of nationalists including Kisna's own uncle and brother. Katherine is the young daughter

of a ruthless British collector. Kisna takes it upon himself to escort Katherine to the safety of the British

High Commission in New Delhi, who will arrange for her to board a ship home. A tender attraction

develops between Kisna and Katherine during the journey. Lakshmi (Sharvani), Kisna's Indian fiancée,

forms the third point in an emotional triangle involving the Indo-British romantic pair.

another shitty kalki movie -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_%282012_film%29

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/photos/foreign-divas-in-bollywood-slideshow/scarlett-mellish-

wilsonphoto-

1336127390.html

Scarlett Mellish Wilson is all set for a Bollywood debut with Dibakar Banerjee’s film Shanghai.

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/photos/foreign-divas-in-bollywood-slideshow/foreign-divas-in-

bollywoodphoto-

1332417766.html

American dancer Lauren Gottlieb, who is all set to act in Remo D'Souza's next film is on a strict prep

mode.

http://www.lauren-gottlieb.com/

Remo Dsouza and Lauren Gottlieb talk about their first 3D dance film 'ABCD - AnyBody Can Dance

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/photos/foreign-divas-in-bollywood-slideshow/foreign-divas-in-

bollywoodphoto-

1332417766.html

Young film maker Rajshree Ojha's English multi-starrer 'Chaurahen' is finally up for release marking

the Bollywood debut of Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter Kiera.

http://www.bollywoodlife.com/news-gossip/bollywoods-newest-hot-babe-kristina-akheeva/

Bollywood’s newest hot babe: Kristina Akheeva

BollywoodLife10.13 AM IST 08.17.2012

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The Russian hot model-turned-actor will be seen in Yamla Pagla Deewana sequel

All those Deol family fans can jump with joy and burst some crackers even though it isn’t Diwali.

Work on the second edition of Dharmendra, Sunny Deol and Bobby Deol’s Yamla Pagla Deewana has

kicked off. As you know, the original director of the riotous comedy Samir Karnik has been replaced by

Sangeeth Sivan.

While the first YPD launched TV actor Kulraj Randhawa, Deols’ friends and well-wishers claim that

they will follow the current fad of casting hot models in Hindi movies. Diana Penty, Jacqueline

Fernandez, Amy Jackson and rising reigning queen Katrina Kaif are shining examples of that trend.

This time, Russia has sent in their glam-bam representative!

The Russia born and Australia bred hottie Kristina Akheeva is a known face in the glamorous

advertising world. During her modelling stint she managed to share screen space with the badshah of

Bollywood, Shahrukh Khan. She literally sleeps through the Dish TV commercial with the superstar!

By the way, a birdie chirped to us a while ago that recently Kristina created a little bit of hullabaloo by

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being seen with one of B-town’s most eligible bachelors, Shahid Kapoor, at a café in the suburbs of

Mumbai. Hmmm. Wethinks this one, like most of the other young aspiring actors, knows the tricks to

becoming a B-town sensation. Just one word of advice we would give you Kris: Don’t go overboard

with misleading sightings with with any of B-town’s young bravehearts. Remember how Amy Jackson

almost lost Sher Khan ‘coz of hanging out too much with Ranbir Kapoor!

http://www.internationalreporter.com/News-12841/shahid-kapoor-closes-nargis-chapter-

befriendskristina-

akheeva.html

Shahid Kapoor is just getting hotter and his list of girl friends or rumoured girl friends longer. The buzz

is that Shahid Kapoor has found his new girl friend in Kristina Akheeva, another foreign lass. The

stories of their link up are rising from the same source from where his earlier rumoured girl friend

Nargis Fakhri caught heat – Shahid’s birthday bash in Goa. Although we believe that there is no smoke

without fire but in case of Shahid Kapoor and Nargis Fakhri it looks like there was all smoke and no

fire. Both Shahid and Nargis have denied being into a relationship and with the denial has come

Shahid’s new smoky girl friend. Kristina was also reportedly at Shahid’s private birthday bash in Goa.

Shahid’s new girl Kristina Akheeva, an Australian model of Russian descent has admitted being “good

friends” with the Kapoor lad and insisted that it’s just pure friendship between them. Kapoor on the

other hand has denied any closeness with Akheeva.

Looks like both the Bollywood and the male Bollywood stars are welcoming the foreign lassies with

open arms and a big heart. Angela Johnson, Nargis Fakhri, Amy Jackson and now Kristina Akheeva all

have wooed our Bollywood actors thus giving tough competition to the Indian actresses.

Kristina has recently featured in a racy Wildstone deodorant ad. Check it out.

(Shelly Sehra Gaur is an entertainment writer with InternationalReporter.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Chai

http://www.melonfire.com/community/columns/cut/article.php?id=224

Sureel (Aalok Mehta) has been living a double life as far as he can remember. Rebelling against his

father's strict ground rules - no dating, no drinking, no smoking, no partying - Sureel, like the average

confused desi plays in the cool-sounding band Fathead, parties like there is no tomorrow, has the token

white sluttish girlfriend, and hates his mom's home cooked khichdi with ghee. Until he meets Maya

(Sheetal Sheth), the talented Indian dancer who shows him that being Indian can be quite cool (is

anyone else getting a strong déjà vu vibe?). Unlike Sureel, who has fooled his parents into believing

he's a pre-med student, Maya is a dutiful Indian daughter pursuing her undergraduate degree in

pharmacology. Will Sureel ever be able to convince his parents that he is a dedicated musician, with

true talent and not a good for nothing "hippie"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombay_Talkie

Lucia Lane ( famous slut Jennifer Kendal) is a British author who is researching the Bollywood film

industry. She falls in love and has an affair with Vikram (Shashi Kapoor), who is a famous Bollywood

actor. The plot is complicated by the fact that Vikram is married, and his friend, Hari, is also in love

with Lucia.

the majority of the production house was headed by a slut -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Prawer_Jhabvala

She was born Ruth Prawer in Cologne, Germany to Jewish parents Marcus and Eleanora Prawer.

Marcus was a lawyer from Poland and Eleanora's father was cantor of Cologne's biggest synagogue.[1]

The family fled the Nazi regime in 1939, emigrating to Britain. Her elder brother, Siegbert Salomon

(1925–2012), was honorary fellow of The Queen's College and professor emeritus of German at the

University of Oxford, an expert on Heine and horror films.

Ruth Prawer Jhabvala and William Phillips at a PEN meeting in New Delhi, Sept 20, 1962.

During World War II she lived in Hendon in London, experienced the Blitz and began to speak English

rather than German. She became a British citizen in 1948. She received her MA in English literature

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from Queen Mary College, University of London in 1951. She also married Cyrus H. Jhabvala, an

Indian Parsi architect, in 1951.

The couple moved to Delhi, India, in 1951 and they had three daughters: Ava, Firoza and Renana. Her

three daughters are living all around the world: in India, in Los Angeles and in England. In 1975

Jhabvala moved to New York and divided her time between India and the United States. In 1986, she

became a naturalised citizen of the United States.

Of this collaboration, Ismail Merchant once commented: "It is a strange marriage we have at Merchant

Ivory...I am an Indian Muslim, Ruth is a German Jew, and Jim is a Protestant American. Someone once

described us as a three-headed god. Maybe they should have called us a three-headed monster!

http://www.google.com/url?

sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=8&cad=rja&ved=0CEYQqQIoADAH&url=http

%3A%2F%2Fenglish.samaylive.com%2Fentertainment-news%2F676514116%2Fthaandavam-

officialtrailer-

watchnow.

html&ei=A6hgUJvDDer20gH0sIC4Dw&usg=AFQjCNFF3xOt9i7WtV1ZRVvCSWy2K5x2ag&si

g2=tuqpuDAivazpMac1HodlfQ

Thaandavam, an upcoming Tamil action film directed by A. L. Vijay starring Vikram, Jagapati Babu,

Anushka Shetty, Amy Jackson,

amy jaclson the slut has quite an ego -

http://www.hindustantimes.com/Entertainment/Tabloid/I-m-so-famous-in-India-Amy-Jackson-to-

British-tabloid/Article1-878693.aspx

If we are to believe the exaggerated account of model-turned-actor Amy Jackson’s fame in an interview

to Britain’s The Sun tabloid (published on June 16), she is “taking Bollywood by storm”. She also gets

“treated like a princess” and is “in the next three big Bollywood movies”. Baffled? Well, so

related stories

Amy Jackson to take legal action against UK tabloid

Prateik, Amy's off-screen vibe

Amy Jackson heads south again

Amy Jackson treats Thaandavam team at her home

are we. Here’s some insight on the interview and on Amy’s ‘fame’.

Amy said: “It is ridiculous — like a mad whirlwind… it’s mad that I’m so famous. I get treated like a

princess in India.”

Reality check: Last we heard, Amy’s Bollywood career had hit a dead end of sorts after Ekk Deewana

Tha (EDT). As for the “famous” bit, the little limelight she does get is courtesy alleged boyfriend

Prateik’s public displays of affection — when he pulls her towards him with a ‘gamcha’ at the Gangs

Of Wasseypur screening or creates some buzz by joking about them being married.

Amy said: “I was once so terrified of acting… Now I’m in the next big three Bollywood movies.”

Reality check: See Amy’s track record: her debut film Madrasapattinam (Tamil) released in 2010. For

the next two years, she didn’t have any films until she made her Bollywood debut with EDT, that came

and went faster than we can say flop. The last time we checked, Bollywood still meant Hindi cinema,

but post EDT, Amy’s believed to have signed Thaandavam (Tamil) and Yevadu (Telugu). Industry

insiders tell us there’s no new Bollywood film on the horizon for her. So Amy, please solve the “big

three” mystery for us.

Prateik-Amy

Amy said: “We (Prateik and her) are an A-list couple in India. People ask us for photographs and

autographs all the time.”

Reality check: We hope Kareena and Saif are listening. Now, they have got competition! We aren’t

even getting into how the two were just “best friends” barely two months ago. As for photographs and

autographs, we don’t know anyone who’s been chasing her.

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Amy said: “Foreign girls are not easily accepted… It is racism. It used to upset me but I’ve learnt to get

on with it.”

Reality check: Now there’s racism in Indian films?

And all this while we were fooling ourselves thinking that our filmmakers welcome “foreign girls” like

Jacqueline Fernandez, Nargis Fakhri, Bruna Abdullah and Giselli Monteiro. And, Amy... didn’t you just

say (in another interview) that “not only the film industry, but also the (Indian) people are more

accepting today?” Or was that lost in translation?

PS: We’ve repeatedly been trying to reach you for comments, Amy.

Living together?

Are Amy Jackson and Prateik living together? That’s what the interview in The Sun suggest. In the past

too, there were rumours that Prateik had left his Bandra Bandstand place and moved into her Carter

Road apartment. Though the two have always denied moving in together, they have been spotted

together at various parties and events.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_Kiss

http://www.youtube.com/movie/shanghai-kiss?feature=plcp

Liam Liu is auditioning for a role in a tooth-paste advertisement. He is rejected after some initial

questions by the screeners because he is not considered " [East] Asian" enough. This begins our

glimpse into the casting decision of Hollywood producers, who Liam believes heavily stereotype East

Asian men to the point where it is difficult for them to land normal roles. Liam then takes a city bus

home from the audition since his car is towed away, and there, he meets Adelaide Bourbon (Hayden

Panettiere), a young, beautiful, high school student. During the ride home, Liam discovers that

Adelaide has been sketching a picture of him. The two begin to converse and Adelaide sings Liam a

song, whereupon they become quick friends. Liam feels guilt for becoming friends with such a young

girl and Adelaide later asks Liam to go to the prom with her. He declines, and this serves as the basis

for the many times that Liam feels guilty in having a budding friendship with such a young girl. His

friend, Joe Silverman (Joel Moore) is one of the most vocal opponents of the "friendship", as Joe

expresses his belief that no good can come out of what is developing between him and Adelaide.

During a scene early in the movie, Liam expresses his frustration in the stereotyping of East Asian men

in Hollywood, since he himself is a struggling actor. Joe reminds Liam that it was Liam's decision to

drop out of Columbia University to pursue a career in acting. In the "bar scene," as it is known, Joe

challenges Liam to ask a Caucasian woman at the bar out. Liam rails against Joe and the woman at the

bar, Georgia (Kathleen Lancaster), because she supposedly represents the superficiality and

statusseeking

of Hollywood and of Caucasian women in the U.S. in general. Still, Liam is attracted to

Georgia and has been in several W.G.W.A.G. (White Girls With Asian Guys) relationships before in

Hollywood. Nonetheless, Liam takes Joe up on this bar bet and sits down next to Georgia. In a small

period of time, he is able to charm Georgia, saying that her name represents Liam's "favorite

Confederate state." The two sleep together, but Liam weeps after his father calls him while the two are

having sex, ostensibly because Liam, while able to have sex with the woman he chose, feels pangs of

emptiness from not being connected to his folk, and instead, being lured into the image of success

represented by women such as Georgia.

After having sex with Georgia, Liam picks Adelaide up to take her to school. Liam is obviously

conflicted as he connects with Adelaide on an intellectual level, but can not get past the difference in

their age. Liam then gets a call from his father in New York, informing him that Liam's grand-mother

has died and has left Liam a small house in Shanghai. Liam travels to Shanghai, promising to call

Adelaide daily while he is there. Upon arrival, he is greeted by his cousin who speaks English and who

has found an older couple to buy Liam's house for him. After spending a night out on the town with his

cousin and a call girl named Amy (who he did not have sex with), as well as an awkward late night call

from Adelaide at his hotel, Liam goes to meet the buyers of his house. After seeing the view of

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Shanghai from the house, and being told that the house would sell for five hundred thousand yuan and

not five hundred thousand U.S. dollars,[3] Liam chooses not to sell the house. While at a bar, he meets

Micki Yang (Kelly Hu). Micki is initially resistant to the charms of Liam, but the two slowly tour

Shanghai doing things Liam has never done. Micki is still somewhat skeptical about Liam, since Liam

is, in a sense, foreign in his home country and has never visited and knows little about his home-land.

After spending the night together, Liam decides to move into his grand-mother's house in Shanghai.

Liam returns to L.A. and tells his friends of his plan. After a tearful goodbye with Adelaide, he returns

to Shanghai and tries to live as a Chinese person. Unfortunately, Liam is picked up by Micki's gangster

boy-friend, of whom Liam was not aware, after he finds out about Liam and Micki's relationship.

Pointing out Liam's up-bringing in the U.S., Micki's boy-friend dumps Liam from a limosine in the

pouring rain in downtown Shanghai. Liam is reminded of his semiforeign status as he wanders the

streets unable to communicate with the people or find his way home. Liam later asks Micki about her

boyfriend, and she responds that she is only with him because her family is destitute - her mother raised

her and her numerous young siblings alone, and it would greatly aid her family to have access to such

money. She also mentioned that Liam can not possibly understand the options one has when one is

living a life of abject poverty.

After Micki tells Liam to go back to Los Angeles, he again almost sells the house to the elderly couple,

but has another change of heart and decides to leave the house to Micki, who will be able to use the

house to abide in with her family and thus will not be forced to remain with her boyfriend because of

financial issues. He returns to the U.S. to reconcile with Adelaide, but she rebukes him as she is leaving

for France to attend art school. With a mixed-message good-bye, she goes to France and Liam

reconciles with his father, getting a job at Starbuck's and successfully auditioning for an advertisement

for a genital herpes treatment. Adelaide later returns to the U.S. and Liam is prepared to meet her upon

her arrival to the air-port from France. However, as he prepares to walk up to give her some flowers, he

sees Adelaide kissing a Caucasian man as they part. Liam walks out of the air-port and disposes of the

flowers in frustration of himself. As he prepares to leave, however, Adelaide accosts him. When he asks

about the man in the airport, she informs Liam that the man was her instructor and that "he's as gay as a

pineapple." They agree to restart their relationship on a more solid footing (if for no other reason

because she is now of legal age), and he explains that he's "daffy about her." She tells him "anything is

possible, that's the beauty of living". The movie ends with the two hugging outside the airport with the

song "Home" being sung in the background by Hayden Panettiere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Bollywood_%28film%29

British journalist Crystal Chaurasia decides to make a documentary about a faded Bollywood star of

yesteryear Karan Kumar. She follows KK as he tries to make his comeback with a new mov.

Meanwhile his son Rahul disapproves of his efforts, but he increasingly comes to like Crystal.

In 2007 and again in 2008 she was appearing on the German Internet soap opera Beach House, playing

Daisy Vandenburg.[6] The New Indian Express reported that Ciesla is acting in a Bollywood film

Karma along with leads Carlucci Weyant, Alma Saraci, and DJ Perry as part of an international

filmcrew to be filmed in India.[7] Film Director M.S. Shahjahan mentioned in an interview that there

will be more assignments for Ciesla in Bollywood.[8][9]

In July 2008 Ciesla played "Claudia" in the Italian television sitcom Outsiders in Palermo, shot in

Palermo.[10][11][12] In August 2008 Ciesla played the female lead in the German-Indian film, Ki Jana

Pardes.[13][14]

She played the role of a German journalist in the film "10:10" (directed by "Arin Paul"), together with

Soumitra Chatterjee and sang the film's title song.[15][16][17][18][19]

She is currently shooting a guest role for the film Private Number in Bangalore with director Anand

Kumar.[

Ciesla was invited by Sandeep Marwah the Chairman of Marwah Films & Video Studios and visited

Noida Film City in India, where she was presented with a life membership of International Film and

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Television Club of Asian Academy Of Film & Television.[22]

Ciesla was invited by LPU and was awarded as the Brand Ambassador of the "Lovely Professional

University". The LPU University also honoured her as "New promising foreign face in India".[23][24]

She was awarded with the prestigious Karmaveer Puraskaar Award for her involvement in social work

on 26 November 2009. The Karmaveer Puraskaar, is iCONGO’s National People’s Award for Social

Justice and Action that honours concerned citizens. In the past, Kajol, and social activist Alyque

Padamsee, Rahul Bose, Remo Fernandes, M S Swaminathan (Father of the Green Revolution in India)

have been recipients of the Karmaveer Puraskar.[25] As a part of her social endeavor she supports a

Delhi based national NGO-KHUSHII, working holistically for the benefit of the underprivileged.

Ciesla was roped in as one of the inmates at the Bigg Boss house in the third season of the reality show

Bigg Boss (Season 3). It began airing on 4 October 2009 on Colors and was telecast daily at 9 p.m. for

84 Days with Amitabh Bachchan as the host. This was her first brush with Indian reality TV.[26] She

was evicted on day 68, after spending 10 weeks on the show.

Since December 2010, Claudia was attending the TV show Zor Ka Jhatka: Total Wipeout shot in

Buenos Aires, Argentina.[27] It is the Indian celebrity version of Wipeout with Bollywood actor Shah

Rukh Khan as the host. The show ended on February 25, 2011 with Kushal Punjabi as the winner,

while Claudia Ciesla was the runner-up by 51 seconds, to come in second place.[28][29] Claudia has

also appeared in "Balma" item song in Khiladi 786.[30]

http://in.news.yahoo.com/now-bollywoods-jhatkas-matkas-polish-film-134605091.html

Panaji, Nov 22 (IANS) And you blamed Bollywood for consistently seeking 'inspiration' from

Hollywood −− a Polish film now has a Bollywood−like number and filmmaker Jakub Tarkowski is

unabashed in his debt to the Mumbai−based film industry for similar inspiration.

Tarkowski, one of the three directors of the Polish film "George The Hedgehog" was in Goa to attend

the 43rd International Film Festival of India (IFFI). He also said that he was overwhelmed by the host

city and the choice of films on offer at the event.

"In our movie, we made a musical sequence that was inspired by Bollywood," Tarkowski told IANS,

while speaking about his film, which is based on comic book strips. Its plot involves two neo Nazis and

a scientist who club their talents together.

The musical sequence is complete with the 'thumkas' and 'jhatkas' found in Bollywood films.

Tomasz Lesniak, one of the three co−directors of the film, who is also in Goa, drew a parallel in the

element of exaggeration in animation films and Bollywood cinema. As animation specialists, that was

one of the reasons why they shared an affinity with Hindi cinema.

"We wanted to exaggerate some things in our movie in a similar way. Maybe that is why we can relate

to Bollywood movies," Tomasz, also known as Tom said.

What else tickles Tom's 'Bollywood bone', is the far−fetched action sequences, where actors often fly,

swing, gyrate, kick and leap unrealistically in the action sequences, and often almost immediately break

into a song and dance sequence.

"I like the exaggeration. Any action scene is 10 times more intense than other movies. Every actor is

singing in the movie in the song. It is very exotic for me. I like it," Tom said, adding that although he

had watched several films, he did not recall names.

In fact, the director duo said that like in Bollywood films, in animation too exaggeration rules the roost,

where a character's expressions have to be doubled or tripled.

"There is a rule in comic and animation that if you want to present an emotion, you have to make it

double to be understood. So the similar thing happens in Bollywood, but with actors," he said.

Commenting on Goa and the host city Panaji, Tarkowski said: "We are looking forward to watch

movies here, the selection is interesting."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_Ray

it's about the son of a gori chod.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Harry_Tries_to_Marry

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an indian tries to marry an american slut.

B-Town’s foreign import Elena Kazan shared screen space with Saif Ali Khan in his production Agent

Vinod. The starlet now features with the actor again in an ad that also has Shah Rukh Khan.

Elena-Kazan

The commercial for the liquor brand was recently shot at Film City. Says Elena, “It’s a commercial

with two huge stars; so shooting with them was an experience in itself. But I really don’t know for how

long I will be visible in the presence of them. But that’s okay, it’s a commercial after all.” The

modelturned-

actress adds that the shoot was done on a large scale and also features a few other models. “My

part was to be seated with the two stars doing their acts. Having done Agent Vinod, here was a chance

to be in the same frame with Saif again.”

Though she loves to do modelling, presently her film shoots leave her with not much time to pursue it.

“You have to do a balancing act of the dates and proper coordination, otherwise you can’t handle both

at the same time.” Of Russian-German roots, Elena was exposed to Hindi films during a student

programme in the US. A trip to Kolkata in 2008 to work for an NGO ended up with modelling

assignments besides Bengali films.

Elena now has two more B-Town films in her kitty. “There is Rohit Khaitan’s film with Chandan Roy

Sanyal that was shot in Prague. I play a gypsy in it. I am also shooting for Ahishor Solomon’s film with

Randeep Hooda and Naseeruddin Shah in which I essay an Iranian woman with a dark past. Sharing

screen space with Naseer is also one experience by itself.”

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447301/

http://ia.mediaimdb.

com/images/M/MV5BMjE1OTU5MDA3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTc0MDIzMQ@@._V1._

SX450_SY305_.jpg

another white slut and indian asshole romance each other film.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautanki_Saala

has slut evelyn sharma

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ek_Thi_Daayan

has slut kalki koechlin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeh_Jawaani_Hai_Deewani

has sluts evelyn sharma AND kalki koechlin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABCD_%E2%80%93_Any_Body_Can_Dance

There is also Chandu, a drug addict trying to overcome his addiction through dance and Rhea, who was

JDC's star pupil until Jehangir tries to take advantage of her sexually. Rhea (Lauren Gottlieb) later joins

Vishnu's team.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhoom_3:_Back_in_Action

along with katrina kaif, there's another slut -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabrett_Bethell

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-

5YYkwxAFibA/TaMdQ8T0idI/AAAAAAAABhQ/KGh8Akh3Prg/s1600/Andrew%2BGandestad

%252C%2BSari%2BGruber%2BPhoto%2BAaron%2BLindberg.JPG

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Past_(film)

http://www.metro.us/newyork/entertainment/2013/05/19/berenice-bejo-talks-about-the-cannes-filmthe-

past/

Like that film, “The Past” — which just made its Cannes film festival debut, to almost uniform praise

— concerns a looming divorce, this time between a French woman (Bejo) and her Iranian husband

(Tahar Rahim), who has decided to return to his homeland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jatt_%26_Juliet

A day arrives when Jenny a Canadian caucasian girl, arrives to the house where Pooja and Fateh are

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living as she is the step-daughter of the house owner. Pooja asks Fateh to propose Jenny and they both

start making plans how to get Jenny for Fateh, but when fateh comes to know that Jenny is going to

Africa for social service, he ditches her and poor Jenny is left heartbroken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_%282005_film

%29

this is technically a music video not a movie -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1A405jBqg&feature=player_embedded

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Today%27s_Special_%28film%29

Samir (Aasif Mandvi), a sous chef at an upscale New York restaurant, becomes frustrated with his boss

(Dean Winters) and quits. His dreams of studying French cooking in France are shattered after his

father becomes ill and he must take over his family's Indian restaurant, Tandoori Palace. Samir's

knowledge of Indian cooking is limited until he meets the larger than life gourmet chef and taxi driver

Akbar (Naseeruddin Shah). Samir's world is transformed via Akbar's cooking lessons, the magic of the

masala and a beautiful co-worker, Carrie (Jess Weixler). While his mother (Madhur Jaffrey) tries to get

him to settle down with a nice Indian girl and his father (Harish Patel) is convinced he will amount to

nothing, Samir, Akbar, and a kitchen staff of eccentric characters concoct the most magical and mouth

watering dishes in what soon becomes the best little Indian restaurant in New York.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/aasif-mandvi-in-disgraced_n_2007333.html

And it all unfolds with speed, energy and crackling wit in "Disgraced," a terrific new play by the actor,

novelist and playwright Ayad Akhtar.

Fans of Jon Stewart will have an extra motivation to head over to Lincoln Center's Claire Tow Theater

– the new home of the LCT3 series, which promotes rising playwrights. The lead character, a Pakistani-

American corporate lawyer in New York, is played by Aasif Mandvi, the very funny correspondent on

Stewart's "The Daily Show." Here Mandvi shows a dramatic depth and perceptiveness his TV fans

likely never have seen before. (But he's not new to the stage; he's also the writer of the Obie

Awardwinning

play "Sakina's Restaurant.")

Mandvi plays Amir Kapoor, a Manhattan yuppie if ever there was one. He and his wife, Emily, live on

the Upper East Side in an apartment vividly described in the script as "spare and tasteful with subtle

flourishes of the Orient." Manhattanites in the audience will salivate at the sight of a terrace, however

small, off the living room

more whores pretending to be desi in films...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_Mellish_Wilson

2012 Shanghai Tina Ray Hindi

2012 Cameraman Gangatho Rambabu Telugu Special appearance

2012 Prem Adda Kannada Special appearance

2013 Samar Tamil Special appearance

2013 Bajatey Raho Hindi Special appearance

2013 Mahanadhi Kannada Special appearance

2013 Chandee Telugu Special appearance

2013 R... Rajkumar Hindi Special appearance

2013 Yevadu Telugu Special appearance

2013 Dussehra Hindi Filming

2013 Jilla Tamil Special appearance

Filming

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriela_Bertante

2012 Billa II Tamil Special appearance

2012 Devudu Chesina Manushulu Telugu Special appearance

2012 Cameraman Gangatho Rambabu Smitha Telugu

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2013 Balwinder Singh Famous Ho Gaya Hindi Filming

the nice thing is that mallika's character loves a balck guy, but it's on the shitty list because her mother

is played by a black lady who is supposed to be passing as indian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Love

Loretta Devine as Shirlee Gupta

Gerry Bednob as Vijay Gupta

The film involves the unexpected romance that develops between an Indian-American, Democratic

campaign worker Aritha (Rithika was initially) Gupta (Mallika Sherawat) who falls for an

AfricanAmerican

Republican Kyle Franklin (Brian White) in the month leading up to the 2008 U.S.

Presidential Election

Just a Kiss (Also known as Ae Fond Kiss)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ae_Fond_Kiss...

- a Punjabi man falls for an Irish woman

The Guru of Sex (Also known as Le gourou et les femmes)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Today's_Special_(film)?

– a desi chef falls for an American woman while saving his fathers' restaurant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteen_%282013_film%29

Sixteen is a story about lost innocence and teenage heartache in urban India In the times of the Internet,

Page-3 in newspapers and more than 300 TV channels, innocence of the youth is the first victim of

overexposure.

Anu is a carefree and ambitious girl who wants to be a model. Nidhi is an innocent virgin and is usually

taunted by her peers for being so. Tanisha is mature for her age and likes handsome guys with a good

sense of humour and intelligence. She lives with her aunt since her parents passed away in an accident.

Ashwin belongs to a middle-class family with a strict father who wants him to be an IAS Officer.

Nidhi is going out with Kartik. Kartik wants to take things further but Nidhi wants to wait for the 'right

time and the right place'. Tanisha and Ashwin are best friends, but Ashwin has a crush on Tanisha,

while she sees him only as a friend. Anu changes her boyfriends all the time. A handsome and

intelligent writer- Vikram Kapoor- comes to live as a tenant at Tanisha's place, and he immediately

develops feelings for her due to events in his past.

One day, Ashwin confesses his feelings to Tanisha. She politely denies him, and he is devastated, and

nearly commits suicide. On the same day, Ashwin's father finds porn on his computer and beats him up.

Ashwin retaliates, hits his father with one of his achievement trophies, and his father dies. His mother

falsely confesses that she did it and takes the blame. Ashwin runs away from his house, and the next

day, is confronted by a gang of young criminals, who induct him into their gang.

To make things more complicated, even Tanisha's aunt develops feelings for Vikram and reveals them

to him, Anu comes to know that her parents are in an open marriage and is devastated, and after a few

days, Nidhi suspects that she is pregnant. Anu goes to buy a pregnancy test kit for her and bumps into

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her ex-boyfriend, who asks her why she dumped him. Anu humiliates him badly and leaves.

Nidhi finds out that she is now pregnant with Kartik's baby. They decide on abortion, but due to some

complications, Nidhi is shifted to another hospital. She has to stay there for two days. Nidhi lies to her

mother about where she is.

Meanwhile, Anu comes to know that her ex-boyfriend has leaked an MMS depicting her in a

compromising position. She is rusticated from her school for that. Tanisha finds out that Vikram is

leaving for London soon. A female rival of Nidhi, Anu and Tanisha tells Nidhi's mother why she

actually is in hospital. Her parents rush to the hospital and comfort her.

Ashwin's gang decides to rob a house who's only current occupant is an old man. While executing their

plan, Ashwin is confronted, and is about to kill the old man when he says that his son is an IAS Officer.

Ashwin breaks down and bursts into tears. Anu is about to commit suicide when her brother calls her

and tells her that he is arriving next weekend. On hearing this, she quits her suicide attempt. Tanisha,

sad that Vikram is about to leave the next day, goes and sleeps in his room with him.

One year later, Nidhi is enrolled in an all-girls school. Anu has applied for the Miss India contest and

her parents are supportive of her, and she loves them. Vikram has written a novel named 'Sixteen'

which is nominated for the Booker Prize finals. Anu,Tanisha and Nidhi decided to go and meet Ashwin

in the juvenile correction home he was kept in. Tanisha kisses Ashwin on the cheek, indicating that she

has started liking him.

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Before starting he met an American photographer, Erica (Kate Hudson), in Central Park. They met

again at a party at the house of

Max, an associate of his boss Jim Cross (Kiefer Sutherland), and a relationship developed.

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Salman Khan continues to have busy days ahead. While he is going all out to wrap up KICK for Eid

release, he has another film

coming up which is quite close to his heart. DR. CABBIE, an international film that was announced

with much fanfare last year, is

now ready for release with its teaser first look all set to be unveiled.

"The film features Vinay Virmani in the title role of DR. CABBIE who had earlier gained critical

acclaim and was appreciated for

Bejoy Nambiar's DAVID. He was also immensely appreciated in Indo-Canadian film BREAKAWAY,

which was the highest grossing

film in Canada in 2011. DR. CABBIE is about this youngster from India who gains a medical degree

from India, only to find himself

riding a cab in Canada. It is light hearted film with dramatic elements to it as well," informs a source.

Once Salman heard the subject, he wanted to present and produce it under his banner Salman Khan

Being Human [SKBH]

Productions, more so since it carries a strong theme of medical assistance to the needy, something that

his charity organization 'Being

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Human' promotes as well.

"Since DR. CABBIE is designed to reach out to a wider segment of audience, the narrative of this Jean-

Francois Poulliot directed

film doesn't take an overtly serious route. In fact, the teaser is a 'smile through' affair and Salman is

quite glad with what he sees. He is

backing the film to the fullest and is making sure that next few months are well utilized to pitch it well

to the target audience," the

source adds.

The film, which also stars Adrianne Palicki (GI JOE), Kunal Nayyar ('Big Bang Theory') and Lillete

Dubey in principle roles, is the

launch pad of Isabelle, who is Katrina Kaif's sister. DR. CABBIE, which is a production of First Take

Entertainment and Caramel

Films, and is distributed in Indian Sub-Continent by Eros International, is aiming for an international

release in the month of

September.

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For the story Tomy would tell an unconventional love story, he has a secret gay lover who has a crush

on him, but Tomy likes this

Brazilian girl and wants to get married her. So the secret gay lover is enraged and tries to break up the

lovely love story. He tries to

work on the girl's side trying to ruin her image of Tomy. Then he offered to give Tomy money to get

him to change his ways, but

Tomy does not buy it.