Welcome to this humble tiki bar, a place where tiki gods come from South America and Mai Tais are taken seriously but not much else is. May our drinks take you to a land where laziness is a virtue and hedonism reigns supreme.

-Viracocha

Souvenir Tiki Mugs~8 Moai Mug

So you can make your own awesome tiki drinks!

~15 Vintage Otagin Mercantile Company Mai Tai Mug~10 if bought in addition to a drink

We happened upon these vintage Mai Tai mugs!

301 N. Peters St.Above Felipe’s in the French Quarter

NOLA 70117504-267-4406

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Tiki Alchemy

~7 Sweet Corn Tamale CakesFresh corn, masa harina, salsa verde,

Mexican crema picante, avocado

~8 Classic RumakiHickory bacon-wrapped chicken liver,

water chestnuts, pineapple gastric

~8 Pork TostonesFried plantains, confit pork shoulder, spicy habanero mango jelly

~7 PastelesPastries stuffed with spicy chicken, rice, and cheese that are fried golden brown served with cabbage encurtido and tomato salsa.

~7 Pupusas GuanacasEl Salvadorian-style stuffed corn tortillas,

loroco flower, queso, cabbage encurtido, tomato salsa

~6 BrigadeirosBrazilian chocolate truffles, toasted coconut, banana crème anglaise

Small Plates

~Food Created by Chef Marcus Graham~

Latiki~10 Last Guinea Pig in Cuzco

In this drink, pisco takes a stand in the world of tiki. For the story behind the name, you must visit the Cathedral of Santo Domingo in Peru

(or you could just ask the bartender). –created by Nathan using Barsol Q. Pisco

~9 Subtropical ItchWhen Trader Dick went south last year, he got an itch upon his ear The locals sold a

potion brown, which made him itch much further down. And then they all laughed…but at least it tastes good.

-created by Trader Dick using Bulleit Rye and Goslings Rum

~22 Escorpion punch (serves 2 – 3)In the espectacular land of mezcal, escorpions do more with their hands then just

pinch. Put up your dukes and WATCH OUT FOR THE ESCORPION PUNCH! -created by Trader Dick using El Jimador Añejo Tequila

and Santo Domingo Albarradas Mezcal

~9 Cachaça WasiCachaça Wasi was a ______. It tastes like _____ and will leave you

(noun) (noun plural)

feeling _____ and _____. Just kidding. It’s a tiki drink by Nathan. (adjective) (adjective)

Please don’t write on the menu -with Cuca Fresca Cachaça and

Bittermens Citron Sauvage

~8 La Conchita Una bebida hecha de las olas de amor.

-created by Danielle using El Dorado 5 Rum and Smith & Cross Rum

~2.5 Our Finest Champagne High Life in a champagne glass

with full bottle service

~11 Cortanablina In a fog? Cut that out!

-with Appleton V/X, Barsol Pisco, and Beefeaters Gin

~12 Rosier-PocalypseWe finally pushed him too far.

-created by Trader Dick using Apocolypto Tequila

Zombies

~9 Aku Aku ZombieAfter irritating undertakers for 30 years by creating zombies and

lethal millionaire drunk drivers, the Beachcomber undertook his greatest tour de force when he christened the

king of all zombies: Aku Aku -with Caruba Dark rum, Mt Gay

Eclipse rum, and Lemon Hart 151 rum

$9 Bali Hai ZombieSecret recipe served at the old Bali Hai on Lake Pontchartrain, graciously

given to us by Jay Batt, a member of the Bali Hai family! 

$15 Original Zombie PunchThe drink that started tiki. Served at the original

Don the Beachcomber’s, it was notorious for turning people into the living dead.

Order one and you’ll find out why. Order one, that is, if you dare. (Seriously, this drink is no joke.)

  $8 Zombi del Sur

Trader Dick’s zombie using rum, pisco, and mezcal

 $9 Spievack Zombie

1950 version attributed to Donn Beach by Louis Spievack

Mai Tais~7 Mai Tai

Trader Dick’s take on Trader Vick’s take on the Q.B. Cooler.The king of tiki drinks.

-with Appleton V/S Rum and El Dorado 5 Rum

$10 Mai Tai (Chief's Reserve)Top shelf version of the original Mai Tai.-with Duquesne Eleve Sous Bois and

Appleton 12 year R(h)ums.  

$8 Q.B. CoolerDonn Beach's 1930's drink that he claimed was the inspiration for Trader Vic's Mai Tai.

-with New Orleans Crystal Rum, Appleton V/X, and Lemon Hart 151.

 $8 Your Tai

Trader Dick's version of the classic Mai Tai.-with Barsol Quebranta Pisco and Appleton V/X Rum.

 $9 Royal Hawaiian

A fruitier version from the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in the 70s.

 $14 Mai Tai, Original Version with house-aged

Wraye & NephewThe original Mai Tai used a 17 year Wraye & Nephew, which

doesn't exist anymore. So we aged our own.

Classics Daiquiri (price of rum + $1) Just a good old-fashioned daiquiri, the grandmother of tiki. Choose your rum and we’ll do the rest.

~11 Ancient Mariner (Chief’s Reserve) A killer drink from the Grand Samurai of Tikology, Beachbum Berry. -we use El Dorado 12 and Appleton 12.

~7 Original Hurricane Nazi fighters were swarming the sky and the entire world had been thrust into war. The great Mr. O’Brien took the opportunity to invent a monumental beverage. Over the years, there has been way too much tampering with it. Here’s to WWII heroes and wonderful rediscovered recipes. -we use Goslings Black Strap Rum

~5 Hemingway Daiquiri If you are Ernest Hemingway, this drink is on the house. (and it’s frozen, whether or not you are Ernest Hemmingway) –we use Old New Orleans Crystal Rum, Wraye & Nephew Rum, and Maraschino Liq.

~11 Colada Negra As the British Royal Navy patrolled the Caribbean Seas, the sailors quickly felt the pains of homesickness and out right sea sickness. This drink helped in many ways. -we use Coruba Dark Rum

~7 Blue Hawaii From Harry Yee to Trader Dick, with oceans blue and bamboo stick. We come full circle with this trick. Electric liquid, cool Slick Rick. -we use El Dorado 5

Rums

Beers

$3.5$4

$6 Appleton V/X Bacardi Coruba Dark Duquesne Blanc El Dorado 5 year Flor de Cana Goslings Black Seal Lemonhart 151 Mount Gay Eclipse Myers’s N.O. Amber N.O. Crystal N.O. Spiced Ron Abuelo 7 year Wraye & Nephew

$7 Barbancourt 8 year Duquesne Elve Sous Bois $8 Plantation$8.5 Brugal Extra Viejo$9 Smith & Cross$9.5 El Dorado 12 year$12 El Dorado 15 year “Trader Dick’s” House Aged Wraye & Nephew $14 Mount Gay Extra Old$15 Brugal 1888

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