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couldn’t recognized the babies face and mikes face even he is with a beard, instead

of baby's face, gave a kiss to Mike saying oh how sweet … thinking he is the baby…. 

Ah never happened? Am I lying?? Ok ok don’t ask me.. Go and ask uncle Fred. Did

you even recognize that he never calls you after the party? Usually he calls you after

you come back from their home…. At that movement, including my self, everyone

thought for a minute that you have become something that not good.. and I was

terrified too cos in that case I can't live with you anymore. But I know it was all thatSHIT!!! you have to understand.

Even last Friday, when I came home in the evening you were discussing current

political situation with a CHAMELEON on the wall and you were on the wall too I

don’t know how you did that or how you manage to stay like that but that was

totally stupid. Another day you sang that song, you like the sun up above me..., to a

CROW on the window. I can make a list of all stupid things you did for past two

months, I mean HOW OFTEN YOU HAVE SEEN PEOPLE ARE TALIKNG TO ANIMALS….?

What? ….In Disney land? Oh yes I forgot it … sorry my fault … Is this is a DISNEYLAND TOOO??? Damn it Jerk…. I can't take this anymore…you have to understand.

it's all your fault...What? ….Yes yes I know you have been through a hard time. I

never forget especially after you start to smoke that SHIT …. Yes your wife ran a

away with a another man and blah blah blah… yes I remember…. But look at the

bright side IT WAS JUST AN OLD MANNEQUIN and you brought it home saying that

you met her at the bar and got married. And the third day garbage man throws it a

away……………. you remember anything?………. Ah it was my fault.. aha it was my

fault… I should have told you before.. oh again im sorry. But please tell me what

should I have told you? That your wife is made of plastic or your wife ran away withthe GARBAGE MAN?

Does it seems to you that im smoking that SHIT TOO?????? I was trying to tell you

but every time I saw you you were out of your mind...Smoked that shit. Damn it. No

no I will not stop why should I stop…. …Of course im not your father..is that your

problem? so I have no rights to advice my friend when he is driving his life to

miserable. Damn it man you and I knows for how long? splenka talk to me… can you

even remember that. We had fun together we went to parties, together we used to

date girls you had a life. Think about that girl Inosha. she was a very nice girl and youlooks good with her too and she really likes you………. But it is before you start that

SHIT!!!!. Now where is she..? Don’t know or can't remember? …..last time she visits

here you were watching Popay and you start to think that Popays girlfriend is your

girlfriend and told Inosha that you have found someone new. CAN YOU

REMEMBER??? No...yes I know you can't..But it happens and she left you and she is

right. Do you think any girl would be stupid enough to spend their life with a shit

head like you….???? And the very next day you confused the wash room with your

boss's room and you came home saying that they THREW YOU OUT THE JOB…NICE…. 

Excellent!!!! you even got a promotion after you start to smoke that shit…. promotion to STAY HOME forever. you got unfortunately lucky…. Don’t you laugh

Splenka I'm not joking.. You listen to me …. You are exceeding my limits… damn

fool……...

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You know what I m tired of these, really really tired of this. Seems like you never

grow up again….. Then what can I do… WHAT ? Stop and take a rest. Yes ill take rest

on your grave very soon. WHAT ??? Enough of BARKING????? cos you can t hear a

word on Shaun the sheep?.... Is that so then… yes yes I totally understood…. what

else I can do? I feel like I have talked to a piece of stone.. you forgot everything what

I said this very instant isn’t it? Yes…. Yes ok I will….. How many times i warn you

DONT CALL HER A B***H!! she is my fiancé ..you idiot.... OK.... I will go, hangaround with her…….and come back for the meal….what else I suppose to do….where

else I can go…? Jerk.

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