THEATRE ROYAL WINDSOR - Open Objects · 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Nov Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Nov Tickets £11 - £27.50, Royal Specials £33

THE GUIDEWINTER 2013 / SPRING 2014

Box Office: 01753 853888Select your own seats atwww.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk

THEATRE ROYALWINDSOR

LAST CHANCE TO BOOK FOR THIS FESTIVE TREAT!

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Audiences have the opportunity to catch one of Tchaikovsky’sworld famous classical ballets, The Nutcracker, when thehighly acclaimed Vienna Festival Ballet company returns totown. The enchanting tale of The Nutcracker is one of the best-loved ballets and centres around Clara and her nutcrackerdoll, which magically transforms into a princely soldier. Theiradventures see the Prince and Clara combat the Mouse Kingand join the Sugar Plum Fairy for a wonderful trip to a Kingdom made entirely of sweets.“An excellent company of talented young dancers. Their energyand enthusiasm is breathtaking.” Ents24.com

Fri 15 & Sat 16 NovemberFri & Sat 7.30pmSat 2.30pm

Tickets £11 - £27.50, Royal Specials £33

Box Office: 01753 853888www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk

SPECIAL EVENTS AT THEATRE ROYAL WINDSOR

Christmas Crooners is jam-packed with festive favourites, including the Christmas hits of Bing Crosby, Nat King Coleand Ol’ Blue Eyes himself, Frank Sinatra. A fantastic cast ofWest End Singers, backed by the superb and talented bandThe Jazz-All-Stars, perform over 30 well known Christmashits and many other swing arrangements of Christmas hymns.Staged in the warm and delightful style of the famous AndyWilliams Christmas Shows, this brilliant production comescomplete with stunning décor - Christmas trees, a rockingchair and of course a lovely warming fireplace!

CHRISTMAS CROONERS24 November 2pm

The Locrian Ensemble are firmly established as one ofBritain’s most popular touring groups. Their Christmas showis the hottest ticket in their calendar. In lavish period costume, and in front of an evocative candlelit setting, thesecharismatic performers perform favourites including carols,string medleys of familiar Xmas tunes, and seasonal surprises. They are joined by the evergreen Jill Washington,West End star soprano of Phantom of the Opera, accompaniedby shimmering strings and thrilling harp playing. This is theideal way to get into the true spirit of Christmas.

CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT16 December 8pm

Join Andy (from Andy’s Wild Adventures on CBeebies) andMike as they go on a marvellous adventure in a Time Machinewhich sends them on a quest to collect the things they needfrom the past to help a very Old Andy in the future.

Will they make it back to the here and now or be trapped inthe mists of a time forever? One thing’s for sure: they haven’ta chance without your help!

Suitable for anyone over three and their families.

ANDY & MIKE’S TICK TOCK TIME MACHINE 19 January 11am & 2pm

“THIS PRODUCTIONLOOKS AND

FEELS ABSOLUTELY

RIGHT”WORTHING HERALD

Mon 18 – Wed 20 NovemberMon - Wed 8pmWed 2.30pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Nov

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Nov

Tickets £11 - £27.50,Royal Specials £33


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Clive Francis repeats his acclaimed RSC performanceas the misanthropic Ebenezer Scrooge in this uniqueone man adaptation of Dickens’ classic novel.

Inspired by Dickens’ first reading and performance of AChristmas Carol on December 27th 1853 at the BirminghamTown Hall. Francis brings to life a whole host of Dickensiancharacters, from the spectral Jacob Marley to the warm andloving Bob Cratchit and his son Tiny Tim, not forgetting ofcourse the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.

A UNIQUE ADAPTATION OF DICKENS’ CLASSIC NOVEL

Thu 21 - Sat 23 NovemberThu & Sat 8pm,Fri 5.15pm & 8.30pm, Sat 4.45pm



HAVE A F-ABBA-ULOUS CHRISTMAS!

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Dancing Queens and Super Troupers – join the platform-pounding, flares-flappin’, jive-talkin’, disco-dazzlin’, boob-tube-bustin’ ABBA Merry Christmas Party!You’ve seen the record-breaking movie, taken in the smash-hitWest End musical, bought the chart topping albums andsingles - now experience the UK’s No1 concert show’s “f-ABBA-ulous” festive party spectacular!Starring solid-gold ABBA hits Mamma Mia, Dancing Queen,Super Trouper, Waterloo and scores more. This worldwide hitconcert show is now celebrating its 20th sequin-spangledyear.

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Mon 25 – Sat 30 NovemberMon - Sat 8pm,Thu 2.30pm , Sat 4.45pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 25 Nov

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BASED ON THE 20TH CENTURY FOX PICTURE

A dazzling new stage production based on the popular andbest-loved Christmas 1947 motion picture.Miracle on 34th Street is the heart-warming story of Susan, ayoung girl who dreams of a father and brother to make herfamily whole, and Kris Kringle, a kindly old bearded man whoclaims he is the real Santa Claus. When employed as a Santaat a department store grotto, Kris quickly spreads a wave oflove through New York City, but can he help make Susan’s wishcome true? This all-singing all-dancing musical adaptationwith an all-star West End cast is an uplifting family tale ofbattling cynicism and learning what it truly means to believe.

THE PERFECT WAY TO SPEND AN EVENING!

We are thrilled to announce that the fantastic MILTON JONES will beheadlining our first Stand Up By Royal Appointment of the new year!Milton Jones is regularly on Mock the Week (BBC2), has appeared onMichael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow (BBC1), Live at the Apollo (BBC1)and he has headlined Dave's One Night Stand (DAVE). His Lion Whispererlive tour played to over 100,000 people in 2011 and his 2013 tour, OnThe Road is set to play to even more! "He's fast, absurd and very funny" - Radio Times

MILTON JONES - STAND UP BY ROYAL APPOINTMENT19 January 7.30pm

Winner of the 2012 ‘Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Contest’ Ben captures, with remarkable accuracy, each stage of Elvis's careerwhilst maintaining a style and presence of his own. Experience theessence and spirit of what it must have been like to see the young "King"perform. With stunning costumes and superb musicianship, this is oneof the best Elvis tributes performing today.TICKETS ALREADY IN HIGH DEMAND - BOOK NOW!

TAKING CARE OF ELVIS2 February 7.30pm

Join in this musical journey through the life and times of one of our greatest 60s icons - GERRY MARSDEN! Gerry & The Pacemakers toppedthe UK and US charts for much of the 60s. Gerry talks about his early beginnings in Liverpool, those heady days of the 60s, and up to the present day. Hear all Gerry's greatest hits mixed with stories, jokes and anecdotes from his years at the top. This is a rollercoaster ride offun, music and nostalgia not to be missed!

GERRY CROSS THE MERSEY9 February 7.30pm

Our incredible line up of headliners continues with the fantastic AlanDavies! Following sell out performances from Russell Howard and Milton Jones, Alan will be next to take the SUBRA crown! Alan has beenperforming award-winning stand-up routines since 1988, but became amainstream name after landing the lead role in the TV mystery seriesJonathan Creek. More recently he is best known for being a permanentmember of the incredibly popular QI series.

ALAN DAVIES - STAND UP BY ROYAL APPOINTMENTTHURSDAY 13 February 8pm

Join the Beatles live concert show, celebrating the Golden Anniversaryof A Hard Day’s Night. The film captured The Beatles at the peak of Beat-lemania, the album and single established the Fab Four as the greatestgroup the world has ever seen. The Magic of the Beatles superbly recreates their legendary live performances, and more. Takingyou from their Mop Top roots to the psychedelia of Sgt Pepper and beyond, from Love Me Do to Let It Be.

THE MAGIC OF THE BEATLES - A HARD DAY’S NIGHT GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY TOUR23 February 7.30pm

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Tue 7 - Sat 18 January Mon - Sat 8pm,Thu 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 7 Jan

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 7 Jan



ANNOUNCING THE NEW POIROT!

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A quintessential English country estate is thrown into chaos following the murder of eccentric inventor Sir Claud Amory, andthe theft of his new earth shattering formula. Arriving at the estatejust moments too late, one man immediately senses a potent brewof despair, treachery, and deception amid the estate's occupants.That man is Hercule Poirot.

In the first play ever written by Agatha Christie we are introduced to a character who went on to become the most famous detective of all time and the only fictional character ever toreceive a full-page obituary in the New York Times.

Robert Powell is one of the country’s best loved actors. Having received multiple awards and a BAFTA nomination for hisportrayal of ‘Jesus’ in Franco Zefferelli’s Jesus of Nazareth, he wenton to star in numerous film hits including The Thirty Nine Steps,Four Feathers and Shaka Zulu, and also featured in several T.V.series including The Detectives and Holby City. His extensive stageperformances include roles in the national tours of Alan Bennett’sSingle Spies and Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell before most recentlyappearing in Singin’ in the Rain at the Palace Theatre in the WestEnd.

FURTHER STAR CASTING SOON TO BE ANNOUNCEDDIRECTED BYJOE HARMSTON

DESIGNED BYSIMON SCULLION

ROBERT POWELLIS

HERCULE POIROT

‘AGATHACHRISTIE

REMAINS THEQUEEN OFCRIME AND

THIS TOURINGCOMPANY HASONCE AGAINDONE HER JUSTICE.’

THE ARGUS

‘A COMPANYTHAT CLEARLYUNDERSTANDSAND LOVESCHRISTIE’SWORK’ THE EXPRESS

BLACK COFFEE © 1930, Agatha Christie Limited. All rights reserved. AGATHA CHRISTIE ® is a registered trademark of Agatha Christie Limited. All rights reserved. POIROT® is a registered trademark of Agatha Christie Limited. All rights reserved.

Tue 21 - Sat 25 JanuaryTue - Sat 8pmThurs 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 21 Jan

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 21 Jan



BACK BY HUGE PUBLIC DEMAND - 7 PERFORMANCES ONLY!

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Jenny Seagrove is one of the UK’s most respected actresses. Her prolific theatrecareer has seen her play the lead in almost every West End playhouse, with recentcredits including: Noël Coward’s Volcano, The Country Girl with Martin Shaw andNoël Coward’s The Letter with Anthony Andrews. Jenny is also known tomillions of TV viewers as barrister Jo Mills in the BAFTA award winningJudge John Deed, which she starred in opposite Martin Shaw.

Multi-award winning comedy actress Sara Crowe’s vast array of film, TV andtheatre credits range from her role in Four Weddings And A Funeral, to BBC’s BornAnd Bred, and in West End productions of Noël Coward plays: Olivier AwardNominated for Best Comedy Performance in Hay Fever and Olivier AwardWinner for Best Supporting Actress in Private Lives. Sara was also the faceof one of the UK’s best loved TV advertisement campaigns for Philadelphia.

D I R E C T E D BY

ROY MARSDEN

Just over a decade ago Bill Kenwright presented the year’s most sparkling and celebrated West End comedy hit at the Apollo TheatreShaftesbury Avenue - Noël Coward’s Fallen Angels. Extraordinarily, the Champagne-cork-popping hit has not been revived since,until now... Jenny Seagrove and Sara Crowe star as best friends Julia and Jane, in a heavenly new production of Noël Coward’sdivine comedy classic.

With their passionless husbands away playing golf, a mutual long-ago-lover (French!!) announces his intention to pay Julia and Janean impromptu visit. All in a fluster, there’s clearly only one thing to do: hit the bottle! Or rather, pop open the Champagne!!

As each successive glass of liquid courage is imbibed, tongues start to loosen, hidden jealousies surface, the claws come out, andall attempts at demure behaviour go out the window. But it’s not until the unexpected early return of their golfing husbandsthat the women’s evening really hits its frenzied peak…

‘NOËL COWARD’S EUPHORICALLY FUNNY

CHAMPAGNE-FUELLED COMEDY’INDEPENDENT ON SUNDAY

Mon 27 January - Sat 1 FebruaryMon - Sat 8pmThurs 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

Silver Members£5 off top price tickets on 27 Jan

Platinum and Gold Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 27 Jan


A BRAND NEW DOUBLE PRESENTATION OF HAUNTINGSTORIES

The Signalman by Charles DickensSet in 1880, this is Dickens’ exquisitely unnerving tale of atormented signalman who is haunted by visions of impendingdisaster on his isolated stretch of line. Can a well-meaningtraveller prevent him spiraling into self-destruction..?

Oh, Whistle, and I’ll Come To You, My Lad by M.R.JamesThe story of Professor Parkins, a Cambridge academic whofinds an old whistle whilst on holiday at a bleak English eastcoast hotel in 1907. Upon blowing the whistle he awakens aterrifying supernatural force…

SPECIAL ROCK ‘N’ ROLL PRICES: 1 SHOW £25 EACH, ANY 2 SHOWS £20 EACH, ALL 3 SHOWS £15 EACH!

Fri 14 - Sat 15 FebruaryFri & Sat 8pm Sat 3pm



OLIVIER AWARD-WINNING ‘OPERAUPCLOSE’ PRESENTS

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The story of Violetta, a so-called ‘fallen woman’ who sacrificesher own happiness for the sake of her lover’s family and future.Set in 1928 Atlantic City in the prohibition era of speakeasiesand bootlegging, Violetta’s lover Alfredo, a passionate youngman whose optimism has been shaken by time at the front inthe first world war, Violetta’s protector ‘the Baron’ a gang boss,and Alfredo’s father a crooked politician, this new productionreveals the hypocrisy and heartache behind the glitteringfaçade of parties. Featuring a stunning young cast whose acting abilities aremore than a match for their vocal talents.

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OFFER WORK OFTHIS QUALITY,THEY WILL BE

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“AN IMPRESSIVEPRODUCTION”

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“A THOROUGHLY ENTERTAINING

PIECE” WHATSONSTAGE

Mon 10 - Wed 12 FebruaryMon - Wed 7pmTues & Weds 2pm

Silver Members£3 off top price tickets on 10 Feb

Platinum and Gold Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 10 Feb

Tickets £15 - £22, Royal Specials £25


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An adventure tale for all the family, Kidnapped tells the storyof Davie Balfour as he survives shipwreck and murder todramatically escape to the Highlands of Scotland. Set againstthe fierce social and political backdrop of 1750s Scotland, thisgripping, fast paced adventure story is packed full of physicalstorytelling and imagination.Adapted by emerging playwright Ivan Wilkinson, Sell a DoorTheatre Company launch their 2014 season with this highlyimaginative re-telling of Robert Louis Stevenson’s classicstory, perfect for young and old audiences alike. Ideal for family audiences aged 6+

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Mon 24 February - Sat 1 MarchMon - Sat 8pmThurs 2.30pm, Sat 3pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 24 Feb

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 24 Feb



FAWLTY TOWERS MEETS NOISES OFF IN THIS NEW HIT COMEDY

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The Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society attempt to put on a1920's murder mystery, but as the title suggests, everythingthat can go wrong… does! Nonetheless, the accident pronethesps battle on against all the odds to get to their final curtaincall.This brilliant new laugh out loud comedy performed byMischief Theatre Company has enjoyed two successful runs inthe West End and was the sell out smash-hit of the EdinburghFestival with sensational reviews, numerous accolades andawards. The Play That Goes Wrong is guaranteed to leave you achingwith laughter!

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ANNIE, THE SOUNDOF MUSIC AND

OLIVER!

‘A SPECTACULARFAMILY SHOW’

BUCKS FREE PRESS

‘AN EXPLOSIONOF ENERGY AND

ENTHUSIASM’SURREY HERALD

‘A MASTERLYSTAGE

PRESENCE’THE GAZETTE

Tue 18 - Sat 22 FebruaryTue - Sat 7.30pmWed - Sat 2.30pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Feb

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Feb



We are thrilled to announce that the fantastic Theatre Academywill be returning to Windsor with Andrew Lloyd Webber'srecord-breaking West End, Broadway and international smashhit musical CATS.

This spellbinding youth production set on the night of TheJelical Ball, brings TS Eliot's Old Possum's Book of PracticalCats to life, through some of the finest songs ever written -including the hugely popular Memory.

A delight for the entire family that’s not to be missed!

EXPERIENCE THE LEGEND THAT IS CATS!

Direct from the West End

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Thu 13 - Sat 15 MarchThu - Sat 8pm, Thu 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

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Platinum and Gold Members 2 for the price of 1 on 13 Mar Eve

Tickets £11 - £27.50 Royal Specials £33


AN HOMAGE TO TWO LEGENDS OF BRITISH COMEDY… MORECAMBE AND WISE - DIRECT FROM THE WEST END!

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This affectionate, moving and fantastically funny homage tothe greatest comedy double act that Britain has ever seenvividly brings back warm memories of a bygone era.

Recreating some of the finest moments of Eric and Ernie’stelevision and stage performances, cherished moments fromthe archives sit alongside new material created by theperformers.

Together they make a brilliant comedy that recreates the all-ages appeal of Morecambe and Wise in their heyday.

Tues 4 - Sat 8 MarchTues - Sat 7.30pmWeds, Thurs, Sat 2.30pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 4 Mar

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 4 Mar



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The story of Cinderella is one of the best known fairytales, andVienna Festival Ballet’s full-length version has all the familiaringredients. A downtrodden young girl, a glass slipper, twocomical ugly step-sisters and a handsome prince combine tomake the perfect piece of story-telling. The fairy godmotherenables Cinderella to go to the ball, and she falls in love withthe Prince. A specially commissioned score, created solelyfor Vienna Festival Ballet by Chris Nicholls, with music fromsome of Rossini’s most famous operas, La Cenerentola, TheItalian Girl in Algiers, Silken Ladder, adds to the magical fantasyworld of the ballet Cinderella.

VIENNA FESTIVAL BALLET RETURNS WITH THE CLASSICFAIRYTALE

PRAISE FOR VIENNAFESTIVAL BALLET

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COMPANY OF

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DANCERS.

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‘A FAIRYTALE

BROUGHT TO LIFE

WITH LIGHTNESS,

GRACE AND

EXCELLENT

BALANCE’CORK EXAMINER

Tue 18 - Sat 22 MarchTue - Sat 8pm, Thu 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

Silver Members£5 off top price tickets on 18 Mar

Platinum and Gold Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Mar



A DRAMATIC CELEBRATION OF A HOLLYWOOD ICON FROM THEAWARD-WINNING WRITER OF STEPPING OUT

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Liza Liza Liza is a play that turns back the years, and peels backthe veneer, on one of Hollywood's most compelling livingicons. The professional and private lives of Liza Minnelli haveexperienced dizzying highs and crashing lows all ruthlesslycaptured and sold by the world's media. This incredible newproduction sees three actors take on the role of Liza Minnelliat specific moments in her life.Playwright Richard Harris (Stepping Out, Outside Edge, TheBusiness of Murder) worked with Liza Minnelli in 1991 whenshe was cast in the film adaption of his award-winning playStepping Out. In his new play, Harris unearths and examinesthe tremendous and sometimes tragic tale of Liza's journey.

'With flashy dance routines, wonderful musical numbers and a stiff drink in hand, RichardHarris’ versions of Liza Minnelli are exuberant, charming and surprisingly candid' The Upcoming

‘We're going to havesome songs, some dance, some facts and, who knows, maybe some fiction.’Liza Minnelli

the author of Stepping out and Outside Edge

THE PERFECT WAY TO SPEND AN EVENING!

After the tremendous success of last year’s ‘Kevin’s Cruising CabaretComedy Show’ the star of Windsor Pantomime is back once again withhis new comedy show for 2014! Three years after introducing us to ‘TheFishy Rose’ and keeping us all entertained on Britain’s Got Talent, Kevinreturns to ‘wow’ audiences once again! Expect song, dance, comedy,game show craziness, audience participation, a sprinkling of glitter, andall in all, a fun family friendly cracker of a show, not to be missed.

KEVIN’S CRUISING CABARET COMEDY SHOW9 March 7pm

Written by Leesa Harker, Fifty One Shades of Maggie is the Number 1best-selling comedy send-up of 50 Shades of Grey.Lovable Maggie is a working class girl who knows what she wants in aman, however, like most women, has been let down by all the men in herlife. Attending an interview at the Social Security, Maggie meets the handsome and hunky Mr Big! Will he turn out to be the man of herdreams, or will his “Private Room of Pain” put her off?

51 SHADES OF MAGGIE 16 March 7.30pm - STRICTLY 16+ ONLY!

During their 50s and 60s heyday they were the definition of cool. TheRat Pack combined big band swing with charisma, panache and swagger.The show’s Dean played Dino in the West End, Sammy starred at theNew York’s Rainbow Rooms and the show’s Frank gained rave reviews inthe West End. Prepare to experience the definition of cool! Featuring theswing smash hits including New York, New York, That’s Amore, My Way,Mr Bojangles, That’s Life, Ain’t That a Kick in the Head and many more!

RAT PACK LIVE23 March 7.30pm

To celebrate the 21st Anniversary of the Heidi Rhodes School of Dancing, they will be presenting "A Few Of Our Favourite Things" fromWest End to Broadway! From past to present, they will perform a varietyof spectacular routines that have been performed at famous venues - HerMajesty's, The London Palladium, Sadler's Wells, The Royal Albert Halland Disneyland Paris over their 21 year history! Every dancer from theschool will be performing to celebrate this milestone event from the ageof 2 years to their adult dancers!

HEIDI RHODES SCHOOL OF DANCING30 March 1pm & 6.30pm

Britain's best-loved psychic and international star, Sally Morgan returnswith her outstanding 2014 nationwide tour. Sally’s one of a kind, bubblyyet down to earth personality attracts a whole new audience to the spiritual world but it’s her astounding accuracy that keeps audiencescoming back for more. People travel from all over the country to witnessSally’s incredible gift. This unique theatrical experience should leave youfeeling uplifted and enlightened…you’ve got to see it to believe it!

PSYCHIC SALLY: ON THE ROAD19 June 8pm

Mon 24 Mar - 8pmArrivals and Departures

Tue 25 Mar - 8pmTime Of My Life

Wed 26 Mar - 8pmTime Of My Life

Thur 27 Mar - 2.30pm & 8pmArrivals and Departures

Fri 28 Mar 2.30pm Farcicals8pm Time Of My Life

Sat 29 Mar 3pm Time Of My Life 8pm Arrivals and Departures

Silver Members£5 off top price tickets on 24 MarPlatinum and Gold Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 24 MarTickets £11 - £27.50, Royal Specials £33

ONE COMPANY, TWO MAJOR BITTERSWEET COMEDIES ANDTWO FRIVOLOUS SHORTS

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Arrivals & Departures - world premiere productionAt a London rail terminus an elaborate trap is deployed tocapture a dangerous and elusive terrorist. What can possiblygo wrong? Time Of My Life It’s Laura’s birthday, and the whole family is gathered for anevening out in their favourite restaurant. The dinner turns outto be a significant moment in all their lives. FarcicalsA double bill of frivolous comedies - the world premiereproduction of Chloë With Love, followed by The KidderminsterAffair.

WHAT SECRETS LIE BURIED IN THE PAST? WHAT HIDDEN TENSIONS LURK BENEATH

THE PRESENT SURFACE?

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MISCHIEVOUSLY FUNNY BUTEMOTIONALLY SERIOUS WITHA SHOCKING, IRONIC AND REDEMPTIVE FINAL TWIST"

THE TIMES

HHHH“A PEERLESS

PERFORMANCE FROM SARAH PARKS”THE GUARDIAN

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COME ACROSS”WHATSONSTAGE

THE WEST ENDAND BROADWAY

SMASH HIT

WRITTEN BY TIMRICE AND

ANDREW LLOYDWEBBER

ONE OF THEGREATEST AND MOST ENDURING

MUSICALS OFITS TIME

Tue 8 - Sat 12 AprilTue - Sat 7.30pmThu & Sat 2.30pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 8 Apr

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 8 Apr



TIM RICE AND ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER’S ICONIC ROCK MUSICAL

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Inspired by the political and personal struggles between Judasand Jesus, this spectacular musical follows the last week ofJesus' life, beginning with the preparations for his arrival inJerusalem and ending with his crucifixion.Featuring numerous catchy tunes in many different styles, fromthe upbeat Everything’s Alright and Hosanna, MaryMagdalene’s soulful love song I Don’t Know How To Love Him,the comedy number King Herod’s Song to the renowned titlesong Superstar this emotional and stirring musical continuesto move audiences forty years on.

Tue 1 - Sat 6 AprilTue - Sat 8pm, Thu 2.30pm, Sat 3pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 1 Apr

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 1 Apr



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THE SONGS, THE STORY, THE MAN!

The story of Tom Jones. Otherwise known as TommyWoodward. Otherwise known as Tommy Scott and theSenators...

This play with live rock and roll music tells the story of theblossoming talent of Tom Jones who sang in pubs and clubsup and down the valleys of South Wales until his big breakwith It’s Not Unusual in 1965!

The music and the story of an ordinary man with anextraordinary talent.

ONE MAN. ONE VOICE. ONE INCREDIBLE STORY.

PRESENTS

Tue 15 - Sat 26 AprilMon - Sat 8pmThurs 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

Silver Members£5 off top price tickets on 15 Apr

Platinum and Gold Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 15 Apr



HAVE AN EASTER TREAT WITH THIS STAGE ADAPTATION

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The tender and heart-warming tales of country vet JamesHerriot, among the dales and moors, farmhouses and publichouses, were expertly captured in a series of novels whichhave sold in their millions all over the world, and have beenmade into two films and a classic BBC TV series. Now thesestories are being brought to the stage in a major newdramatisation. The adventures of James, Siegfried and his easy-going brotherTristan Farnon, are brought to life alongside the uniquecharacters – and animals – that live and work on the Yorkshiremoors.The play captures the laughter, joy and magic of the originalnovels which inspired the hit BBC TV series, and is a chanceto escape into a much simpler time, when life moved at aslower pace, the health of your animals was your one concernand the only thing that tweeted was the birds!

AIDAMon 28 April8pm

NABUCCOTue 29 April8pm

LA BOHEMEWed 30 April8pm


A STUNNING TRILOGY OF LAVISH OPERA PRODUCTIONS

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AIDAA stunning, traditional brand new production of thismagnificent story of war, jealousy and revenge, at whose heartis the doomed love of the beautiful Ethiopian slave girl, Aida,and the Egyptian hero, Radames.

NABUCCOVerdi’s haunting and melodic chorus of the Hebrew slavesfollows the plight of the Hebrews as they are forced from theirhomeland into exile by the Babylonian King Nabucco.

LA BOHEMEThe tragic tale of the doomed, consumptive Mimi and her lovefor a penniless writer. Puccini’s classic captures the Bohemianspirit of the period, featuring colourful carnival scenes andgypsy dancers, all accompanied by a local brass band.

‘THIS FANTASTICRHYMING STORY

IS SIMPLYPANTASTIC!’BRITISH BOOK AWARDS

Sat 19 - Sun 20 AprilSat 11.30pm & 2pm, Sun 2pm & 4.30pm

All tickets £13.50

Family ticket £50 for 4 people

Groups of 10 plusJust £11 and tenth person goes free


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Aliens love underpants, Of every shape and size,

But there are no underpants in space. So here's a big surprise!

This zany and hilarious tale based on the best-sellingchildren’s book is wonderfully brought to life on stage for thevery first time. With stunning effects, madcap action, originalmusic (and lots of aliens of course!) this fantastically fresh andfunny production will delight the whole family.You'll laugh your PANTS off!

THE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE MUCH LOVED CHILDREN’SBOOK

THE ELLEN KENT OPERA FESTIVAL WITH A 29 PIECE ORCHESTRA

SPECIAL FAMILYFRIENDLY PRICES

Tue 6 - Sat 17 MayTue - Sat 8pmThurs 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 6 May

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 6 May



YOU’LL BE BOWLED OVER BY THIS CHARMING SUMMER COMEDY

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Quiet, patient Percy, and verbose, hypochondriac Herbertcould not be more different but they do share a passion forone thing... cricket!

Set on the edge of “the boundary” of a cricket pitch, this oddcouple watch their grandsons captain opposing public schoolcricket teams - striking up an unlikely friendship anduncovering some surprising revelations along the way.

Thu 1 - Sat 3 MayThu - Sat 8pm, Thu 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm

Silver and Gold Members2 tickets for the price of 1 on 1 May

Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 1 May



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The critically acclaimed Agatha Christie Theatre Company hashad huge success with its star-studded productions of TheHollow, The Unexpected Guest, And Then There Were None,Witness For The Prosecution, Verdict and this year’s triumphGo Back For Murder. The Agatha Christie Theatre Companynow presents three gripping radio thrillers from the Queen ofCrime, read in an authentic studio setting with live soundeffects, in the style of their original BBC broadcasts. Joiningeach performance will be two special guest stars accompaniedby a full supporting company of players. So sit back and enjoy the thrilling nostalgia of 1930sBBC radio drama, live on stage.

THREE GRIPPING ORIGINAL RADIO THRILLERS FROM THEQUEEN OF CRIME

HHHH‘ENJOYABLE

AND ORIGINAL...A THEATRE

EXPERIENCEWITH A

DIFFERENCE’THE EXPRESS

© Yellow Iris, Butter in a Lordly Dish, Personal Call © 1937, 1948 and 1954 (respectively) Agatha Christie Ltd, a Chorion Company, all rights reserved

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WEDNESDAY AM: BRING-YOUR-BABY WEDNESDAY PM: SILVER SCREEN SATURDAY AM: FAMILY FEST

DESPICABLEME 2 USat 11th Jan 11.00Running time:98 mins

TOY STORYPGSat 25th Jan 11.00Running time: 81 mins

MIDNIGHTIN PARIS 12AWed 29th Jan 11.00Running time: 92 mins

THE MUPPETS USat 18th Jan 11.00Running time: 103 mins

LES MISÉRABLES 12Sun 26th Jan 13.00Running time: 157 mins

BLUE JASMINE 12AWed 29th Jan 14.00Running time: 98 mins

GNOMEO ANDJULIET USat 22nd Feb 11.00Running time:84 mins

SALMON FISHINGIN THE YEMEN 12AWed 22nd Jan 11.00Running time: 106 mins

LIKE CRAZY 12Sun 26th Jan 17.00Running time: 99 mins

SKYFALL 12AThurs 13th Feb 12.00Running time: 142 mins

ABOUT TIME 12AWed 26th Feb 11.00Running time: 124 mins

THE BEST EXOTICMARIGOLD HOTEL 12Wed 22nd Jan 14.00Running time: 124 mins

MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG 12ASun 26th Jan 19.30 Running time: 160 mins

THE ARTIST PGThurs 13th Feb 15.00Running time: 98 mins

BREAKFAST ATTIFFANY’S PGWed 26th Feb 14.00Running time: 112 mins

UP USat 15th Feb 11.00Running time:92 mins

WOODY ALLEN DOUBLE BILL

We are delighted to offer fantastic membership packages for individuals and families, so sign up now to receive great

discounts throughout the year!Visit our website for more informationwww.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk/cinema

THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED WEST END LIVE PRODUCTION

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

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Sir Christopher Wren Hotel and Spa Windsor | Berkshire

Pre-theatre dining by the Thames in the heart of Windsor

THEATRE ROYAL WINDSOR MEAL DEALSEnjoy a 2-course dinner at Thames View Restaurant, followed by front stall tickets

at the Theatre Royal Windsor. £43 p.p. (Monday - Thursday), £48 p.p. (Friday - Saturday)

To book this deal call 01753 853888Terms and conditions apply. Prices are from prices, per person and correct at time of print. Offers and prices might change without prior notice.

PRE-THEATRE DINING Thames View Restaurant will be offering a complimentary bottle of house wine to all tables of two, when dining before 7.00pm, Monday - Saturday.2-Course Dinner £25.50 p.p.

BUBBLES WITH JAZZJoin us every Sunday between 12.30 - 3.30pm for a Sunday lunch to remember! Free flowing bubbly A traditional 3-course lunch Live entertainment from our resident Jazz trio

£39.95 p.p.

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THEATRE ROYAL WINDSOR - Open Objects · 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Nov Platinum Members 2 tickets for the price of 1 on 18 Nov Tickets £11 - £27.50, Royal Specials £33