What will you do

for Thanksgiving?

How awesome do

you think you are?

Did you say… Thanksgiving??

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The gemstone of November is a topaz, and the

flower is a chrysanthemum

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AWESOMELEY AWESOME ENOUGH TO DONATE

SOMETHING TO THE FUNNY MAGAZINE

First, I’d like to acknowledge the:

Which ARE:Maggie Bright

Arianna BarattaKelly McGuigan

Rose Cassidy->Kevin Ramos

|(there. Added you… happy? >:(-)

John CatanzaritaCole Yamamoto

\AND…

SPECIAL THANKS TOYURI SIRENKO,

MY DAD, FOR PRINTING OUT50 COPIES OF TFM EACH

TIME!

Crazy MarieMr. Keane Plays Hopscotch!

Sandie’s Thanksgiving Feast

At recess, Kelly and I were playing hopscotch. Then Mr. Keane came up to us and asked, “What’s so fun about this game?” So we showed him how to play. We gave him the stone to throw and he tried it out!!! It was fun.

One day, we were reading books, and Sandie was bored. She walked into the garage. We didn’t mind, we didn’t think she’d do anything. A bit later, she was STILL in the garage… so we went to check on her. But guess what??? She had knocked down the box of dog food, and she was feasting on it all! It took us awhile to get her away from the food… but we did it!

Dear Mr. Ugly,

Dear Mr. Ugly, Why am I so beautiful?From,Kevin Ramos

Dear Kevin, What in the trashcan does ‘beautiful’ mean? Never heard that word before.From Mr. Ugly

Dear Mr. Ugly, What kind of food do you want for Thanksgiving?From,Maggie Bright

Dear Maggie, I want trash-stuffed turkey, trash, more trash, shoelaces, and more junky stuff!From Mr. Ugly

SUBMIT TO MR. UGLY ON THE BACK!

Dear Mr. Ugly, Hi. You’re weird.From,John Catanzarita

Dear Mr. Ugly, What is your favorite holiday and how do you decorate for it?From,Kelly McGuigan

Dear John, Why, thank you!!! That was ever so kind of you to say. From Mr. Ugly

Dear Kelly, I like… TRASH DAY!!! I made it up. I celebrate the beautiy of trash. I hang trash everywhere to decorate.From Mr. Ugly

Dear Mr. Ugly, I have really crazy brothers. What should I do?From,Rose Cassidy

Dear Rose, Maybe you should all have a nice little talk. You can stop by my dump and… I’ll have some shoelace spaghetti ready From Mr. Ugly

Sandie’s Blog

Hey guys! Uh… I have another problem. MOTHS!!! I HATE THEM!THEY’RE SO ANNOYING!!! They just fly around you all day and they taste like… dust. Bleh. They, like, love me for some reason. It’s like I’m honey or… whatever they like. Urg. Eww… one just landed on me. O-O GET OFFA ME, GET OFFA ME, GET OFFA ME!!! Ewwwww… They’re so YUCKY!!! I need heeeeelllllpppp!!!!! WHY MUST THEY BE SO ANNOYINGG? Please post a reply and I will respond ^.^~Sandie

Posted by SandieRocks on Friday, October 26, 2012

Zuni123 said:Moths, huh? Well… how about you… *frowns* Do something!

SandieRocks replied:-.- Really, Zuni, really? Okay. I’ll do something…

PeeweeChihuahua said:MMMMM… did you say… MOTHS??? SO YUMMY!!! Moths are like, the best! A great dessert! D

SandieRocks replied:Hmmm… maybe I could invite you over to my house and you could eat them all up for me!

Reply to Sandie on the back in the ‘Sandie’s Blog’ Slot! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!

REPLIES FROM LAST MONTH WITH THE

VACUUM…MaggieBright said:It’s just a vacuum cleaner, silly! You’ll be fine!

SandieRocks replied:Easy for you to say… you’re a hoomin!User7752_CY said:A vacuum is a banana! Think of it as a big, juicy bone, and you’ll be fine!

*If you want to know who User7752_CY is, ask Marie ^.^

SandieRocks replied:Hmm… I’ll try that out!

RoseCassidy said:You’re acting like a wimp!

SandieRocks replied:Hey!

Weird Page

Which one is your favorite? Write it on the back!

Other PageThe Adventures of Daisy:

Daisy and the Case of the Stolen Lollipop

Part One - IntroductionOne day, in the office of Daisy… You walk into the office. Sandie greets you and says, “Why hello there! Lemme show you Daisy.”  “Daisy! You have visitors!” Sandie turns back to you. “She’ll be right with you.”  Moments later, a blue squirrel shows up. A cartoon squirrel “Why hello there!” Daisy greets you. “Welcome to my headquarters. Oh my name’s Daisy, by the way. I’m Sandie’s cartoon buddy” She smiles.  “I’m a detective. Currently I am working on the case of Stolen Lollipop.” Daisy shakes her head sadly.  “You see, poor little Susie was going out to play, so she left her lollipop on the bench” she sniffles. 

“When she came back from play, her lollipop was gone! It’s quite a tragedy. I am working on the case.”  “I’ll fill you in on my progress as I go alone. For now, I’m going to do some thinking.” You nod understandingly. “Well, too-do-loo then!” Daisy says as she shoves you out the door. Sandie looks at you apologetically. “Sorry, she usually isn’t that rude. Well, see you next time! Daisy will get back to you by then.”

One day, there was a piece of gum. His name was gum. The only thing he ever said was “Gum”. Then one day, he got stuck on the bottom of someone’s shoe The end…

Gum Story

Submitted PageName:_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Maggie BrightOne day Mr. Fuzzy Pen was put in the bag. He went into a room with desks. He was used…Then he was used again! Mr. Fuzzy Pen wrote a story. Then Mr. Fuzzy Pen was used again! But then Mr. Fuzzy Pen died…Then came back to life… Then died again! Then he was alive again for 3 seconds…Then Mr. Fuzzy Pen died… Forever. End Ever. Good bye Mr. Fuzzy Pen!The End.PS. It is a true story.Ask Maggie Bright.

Name:______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Random GuyHi. Blah, blah, blah. Did you like my story?

Name:________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Kelly McGuiganThe day I met Mr. Ugly was on Halloween. As usual, he went as a trash can. I came over and he smelled horrible. I asked him, “Why are you always a trash can for Halloween?” He said, “Because it is my usual outfit, and when ever I go up to someone’s house for sugar, they give me candy instead.” I asked, “If you don’t want your candy, can I have it?” As long as I can have my wrappers for my trash kingdom! Mwahhahahaaa!” “Deal!” So, he gave me all the candy. Oh, and… Never get candy from Mr. Ugly!!! It tastes like trash!

Ditzy’s Editorial

I love The Funny Magazine! ~Rose C.Aww, thanks! We’re glad you like it!

Sure! I’ll ask Marie. Sadly, there wasn’t a comic in TFM this time…

Can you do more context in the comics? ~Kelly M.

Can you make a Random Flying Taco Page? ~Cole Y. and Maggie B.

Can you make a story series? ~Oksana S.

Can you do more things for the FUN page? ~Kelly M.

Hmm… Okay! It’ll be part of TFM next time, though.

Yup! In the Other Page… The Daisy thing

Sure thing! Now there’s TWO things back there

Yeah! Sure thing. Look in the Other Page :DCan you make a gum story?

ANYTHING TO SUBMIT?Write it on the back!

Thanksgiving QuizHey everyone! I’m back with another

quiz!

1. What will you eat for Thanksgiving?

A. Normal stuff! Turkey, pie, mashed potatoes… you get the point. B. Uh… bananas! B-a-n-a-n-a… fun to spell C. Trash!

2. Who will you have Thanksgiving with?

A. My family, duh! B. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!! C. Mr. Ugly, of course!

3. Where will you have your Thanksgiving?

A. Home…? B. The… ZOO!!! C. Mr. Ugly’s dump!

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Continue Story…__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial…_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Thank you! These really help ~MariePLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!!(Yes, that means not sharing unless I don’t have any left!)