10. Safety & IH Committees are too productive to take a nap

11. Audit program is always asking for more money

12. Did not want to be around when new ETS (Extremely Terrifying System) rolls out

13. Those “One Honeywell” metrics were driving him bonkers

14. Process Safety Mgmt., Dangerous Goods Transport, Fire Protection Abeyance –

Too much to handle?

15. Does not want to look at this guy anymore

16. It is May and the Rangers are still playing? The world must be ending

17. Ran out of pages in his passport

18. Watching those Yankees turn into free agents inspired him

19. Sweet smell of summer

Top 10 Reasons Why Mike is Leaving:

Bon Voyage