Why Women LiveLonger Than Men

(a picture is worth a 1000 words)

Okay…don’t try this at home because I’m sure all of these gentlemen in the 1st 4 shots have a doctorate in Physics with an emphasis in gravity and balance!

Okay now, what’s wrong with this picture?

Metal ladder…

In WATER…

BAREFOOT man…

using a POWER TOOL!

Just how drunk do you have to be before this sounds like a GOOD idea?!

Now that’s what I call trust!

“I got your backside, Buddy!”

Oh, yeah…and the guy to the side? I’m sure he’s really helping out a lot!

Hopefully the one hanging upside down isn’t ticklish!

You think his wife gave him this idea?You think his wife gave him this idea?You think his wife gave him this idea?

I wonder if this guy’s wife gave him this idea?

“Honey, did you pay the life insurance premium?”

You think his wife gave him this idea?

At least he taped the barrels together!

What would a man do without DUCT tape?!

Oh Yeah…this looks right!

And if that doesn’t put you up there HIGH enough…

My buddy has some barrels and DUCT TAPE in his truck!

Shouldn’t this man at least have some DUCT TAPE holding him down?

Hope they don’t hit a chuckhole!

Shouldn’t he at least have a life jacket??? Actually, I do believe this one is a lady. Honey, did your hubby put you up to this? Did he pay YOUR life insurance premium???

At least this guy made the kids get off before he tried to move it…

No sudden turns, please!

CLEARANCE? Don’t worry…I’m good.

Now what’s that old gospel song? “Let’s all go down to the river…”

What?! I can see fine! Don’t you see the peep holes?

This one is a man in training… Could be one of my students, actually.

Believe it or not, I’ve seen homemade scaffolding a BIT better than this!

I wonder if that hay will hold up in the rain?

Sad thing is, he actually thought this idea would work…and save him some sweat.

And finally… the REAL reason women live longer than men…

As portrayed in these final four photographs…which are probably just a

small sample of what is out there.

Yeah…that’s going to hurt!

And this poor guy probably never knew what hit him!

Haha… the guy in the chair looks a bit nervous, don’t you think?

And that’s why they have guard rails…