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Advice for New and Disgruntled Faculty USENIX Security 2014 Doctoral Colloquium 21 August 2014
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How to Live in ParadisePearls of Wisdom for
New and Prospective Faculty
David Evanswww.cs.virginia.edu/evansUSENIX Security PhD Forum21 August 2014
How to Live in ParadisePerilous Wisdom for
New and Prospective Faculty
David Evanswww.cs.virginia.edu/evansUSENIX Security PhD Forum21 August 2014
How to Live in ParadisePearls of Wisdom for
New and Prospective Faculty
David Evanswww.cs.virginia.edu/evansUSENIX Security PhD Forum21 August 2014
Oysters advice
disgruntled
Almost everyone hates their dissertation by the time they’re done with it. The process inherently tends to produce an unpleasant result, like a cake made out of whole wheat flour and baked for twelve hours. Few dissertations are read with pleasure, especially by their authors.
And aside from that, grad school is close to paradise. Many people remember it as the happiest time of their lives. And nearly all the rest, including me, remember it as a period that would have been, if they hadn't had to write a dissertation.
Paul Graham, Undergraduation
Grad Student = Paradise – dissertation+ dissertation + dissertation (finished)_______ _______________________Professor = Paradise
Professor’s Paradasical Paradox
Professor’s Paradasical ParadoxProfessor “Real Job”
Work with whomever you want Work with obnoxious, incompetent people
Work on whatever you want Work on what your boss/customers want
Work whenever you want Work when your employer wants
Own your own work. Employer owns you.
Get to say what you want. Say what your employer wants.
Fail without consequences Failing gets you fired
If you get bored, can go do something else for a year
Maybe you get 2 weeks vacation
If a professor’s position is such paradise, why are so many professors miserable?
Professor’s Paradasical Paradox
My meta-meta-advice: read/listen to lots of the second type, but ignore most of it
“Committee” Advice Individual Advice
Probably correct (lots of people agree on it)
Probably wrong (just one arrogant person’s opinion)
Generally agreeable (lots of people agree on it)
Usually disagreeable (everyone’s experience is different)
Always uninteresting (lots of people agree)
Often interesting (someone was motivated enough to write it)
Quiz!
The truth is that no ideal strategy has yet been found, and that every approach has strengths and weaknesses. Given the current state of the art in this area, we are convinced that no one-size-fits-all approach will succeed at all institutions. Because introductory programs differ so dramatically in their goals, structure, resources, and intended audience, we need a range of strategies that have been validated by practice.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
ACM Computing Curricula 2001, Recommendations of the Joint ACM/IEEE Task Force on Computing Curricula
Edsger W. Dijkstra, How do we tell truths that might hurt?, 1975. (Java didn’t exist yet)
Why You Shouldn’t Listen to Me
I’ve been extremely luckyI started my career back when everything was fun and easyI had no major responsibilities until well after tenure
plug book
dori-mic.org
Reasons Why You Might Listen to Me
Reason #1
I’ve taught over half a million students (500K on-line, ~1500 in-person classes, ~50 research advises), learned something from many of them, and many have gone on to do amazing things.
Reason #2I managed to become a tenured full professor without the ignominy of a single journal paper.
Reason #3
I believe enough in what I’m saying that I’m willing to buy anyone who wants more support/details/etc. a ridiculously expensive coffee to discuss it.
How to Spend
Your Time
time = values
How much should you Work?
Goal: no more than 10 hours per year
Goal: no more than 10 hours per year
Tenure-Track Dilemma
Things that Matter
Personally FulfillingIntellectually Satisfying
Socially Gratifying
Tenure-Track Dilemma
Things that Matter
Personally FulfillingIntellectually Satisfying
Socially Gratifying
Things that
“Count”
Things that Matter
Personally FulfillingIntellectually Satisfying
Socially Gratifying
The Real Situation
Things that
“Count”
“Trough of Mediocrity”
Energy
Value
Avoid the “Trough of Mediocrity”
Energy
Value
Abyss of Embarrassment
Pinnacle of “Extraordinariness”
Trough of Mediocrity
How to Be an Extraordinary Teacher
Two Simple Steps!
1. Respect your student’s time
2. Focus on how you want to impact students five years from now, not on what they can do in 2.5 hours at the end of the semester
Teaching != Grading
It is not your job to help employers filter students.
Picture: tru.ca
My Grading Scale
Gold Star – Excellent Work Green Star – Got most things I wantedSilver Star – Some serious problems
Average:
It is not your job to help employers filter students.
Unbounded Expectations!
- exceptional work- better than I thought possible- breakthrough! - deserve a Turing Award!
Raising Funds
21st October 1941
Dear Prime Minister,
Some weeks ago you paid us the honour of a visit, and we believe that you regard our work as important. … it seems to us that we have met with unnecessary impediments. …The cumulative effect, however, has been to drive us to the conviction that the importance of the work is not being impressed with sufficient force upon those outside authorities with whom we have to deal.
A.M. Turing (+ 3 others)Winston Churchill
ACTIONTHIS DAY Alan Turing
Target Your Audiences
Your proposal should be appealing to both thorough, competent reviewers and lazy, grumpy ones!
Write Fewer Proposals
Ask for feedback – early enough to be useful
Don’t write proposals because of pressure from administrators, desire to appear “productive”
slide fro
m my USENIX 2004 talk!
Get the least restrictive, lowest management, funding you can (NSF, industry gifts)
Don’t Diversify
Be Open
Follow Norms, Buck Conventions
Most Recommended Reading/Viewing
The Awesomest 7-Year Postdoc or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tenure-Track Faculty Life
Radhika NagpalTime Management
Randy Pausch
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