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Had pork chops and beans and put it in the freezer and it rotted after a month

Be sure the pizza has an old fly in it.

I’m leaving at 3 to pick apples.

Hey, this is for the cow.

I was happy then your sisterthrough a seafish at my TV

If Madonna had a wooden statue, she’d just gobble that sardine.

I said son, I don’t want to hear you say bad about your momma.

Let’s just go out and shop.

I’m freezing out here (gotta get away)

I will force spiders and badgers on the enemy and get them to shut up.