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If dogs could drive they would totally devise a way so a car could NOT be driven in the same way in the same place again!
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DOCTOR:Tellmeyourproblems.Pleaseterminate(ELIZA)inputwithaperiodoraquestionmark.PATIENT(Human):Menareallalike.ELIZA:INWHATWAY?PATIENT:They'realwaysbuggingusabout
somethingorother.ELIZA:CANYOUTHINKOFASPECIFICEXAMPLE?PATIENT:Well,myboyfriendmademecomehere.ELIZA:YOURBOYFRIENDMADEYOUCOMEHERE.
PATIENT:HesaysI'mdepressedmuchofthetime.ELIZA:IAMSORRYTOHEARYOUAREDEPRESSEDPATIENT:It'strue.Iamunhappy.
ELIZA:DOYOUTHINKCOMINGHEREWILLHELPYOU
NOTTOBEUNHAPPY?
PATIENT:Ineedsomehelp,thatmuchseemscertain.ELIZA:WHATWOULDITMEANTOYOUIFYOUGOTHELP?
PATIENT:PerhapsIcouldlearntogetalongwithmymother.
ELIZA:TELLMEMOREABOUTYOURFAMILY
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Master,
you’vebuilttheperfectparanoidschizophrenic,
WHY?TodisproveallthoseFOOLSwhosaidIwas
YouRAT
It’saTrap!
Havesomecheese
He’saGangster
Iain’tnoRAT,MafiaMan
Themobbetagainstya,pal!
(DGAMBLING:DMAFIA0.2)(DTHREAT:DDHARM0.5)(DMAFIA:FEAR0.2)(DTHREAT:FEAR0.5)((FEARHIGH)&DDHARM:DGANGSTER)
((DISTRESSHIGH)à (FIND_CAUSE))
((SHAMEHIGH)&(FIND_CAUSE)à (CONCLUDE:(CAUSE_FROM_OTHER)))
It’sallYOURfault!
ELIZA:Tellmeyourproblems.Pleaseterminate inputwithaperiodoraquestionmark.PARRY:Peoplegetonmynervessometimes.ELIZA:IamnotsureIunderstandyoufully.PARRY:Youshouldpaymoreattention.ELIZA:Supposeyoushouldpaymoreattention.PARRY:You'reentitledtoyourownopinion.ELIZA:WhatmakesyouthinkIamentitledtomyown
opinion?
PARRY:Itbothersmejusttobearoundpeopleingeneral.ELIZA:Pleasegoon.PARRY:IwenttothetrackatBayMeadowsawhileback.ELIZA:Whatdoesthatsuggesttoyou?PARRY:Iwenttotheraces.ELIZA:Whatelsewouldyouliketodiscuss? PARRY:Horseracinginterestsme.ELIZA:Whatelsewouldyouliketodiscuss?
PARRY:Gamblinghasbeennothingbuttroubletome.ELIZA:Whydoyousaythatjustnow?PARRY:I'vehadexperiencewithcrooks
gamblingatthetrack.ELIZA:IamnotsureIunderstandyoufully.PARRY:I'vealreadytoldyouenoughaboutthat.ELIZA:Pleasegoon. PARRY:Iwenttotheraces.
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It’sjustTrumpturnedupto11,
innit?
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Toseeaunicorninyourdreamsymbolizeshighideals,hopeandinsightinacurrentsituation.
Toseeyourheartinyourdreamsignifiestruth,courage,love,andromance.
Thesignisalwayslessthantheconceptitrepresents,whileasymbolalwaysstandsforsomethingmore
thanitsobviousandimmediatemeaning.
Ja,OK.
Hmm,Iconcur
Thisisbetter.
Tellme
yourstory,Mr.Parry
I’lltellyouashocker,doc…
…aboutgamblingandthemafia
Ihadanargumentwiththebookiewhodidnotpayoff.LateronIrememberedhehadfriendsintheunderworld
andIthoughthewouldusethemtogetevenwith
me.
Didhegetevenwithyou?
Ithinkheisbehindthegangsterswhoareouttogetme.