2. Writing codeyou wont hate tomorrow.Rafael Dohms@rdohmsphoto:
djandyw.com
3. Let meintroduceyou tosomeone
4. No Tests.shhh.. dont tell Grumpy.Wrote his own framework...
and used it.Used Singletons!.. and every other anti-pattern out
there.500 line methods. not even methods, they were functions
10. Code isphoto by: massdistractionperishable, it rots.
11. Code Evolvesphoto by: kevin dooley
12. Languages evolve.photo by: raneko
13. You evolve.photo by: Kaptain Kobold
14. ComplexitykillsComprehensionphoto: osbornb
15. Bad Designphoto: miskan
16. Bad specs
17. NIHphoto by: John 'K'source: Urban dictionary
18. NIH| nt nventd h |Not Invented Here The German art of
humiliating any technology,agricultural product, or (medical)
scientific work that has not beeninvented or produced in Germany,
Switzerland, or Austria.photo by: John 'K'source: Urban
dictionary
19. The Solutionphoto: Ian Sane
20. Improve code
21. make it easier to comprehendImprove code
22. make it easier to comprehendmake it flexibleImprove
code
23. make it easier to comprehendmake it flexiblemake it
testedImprove code
24. make it easier to comprehendmake it flexiblemake it
testedImprove codemake it easier to replace, refactor
25. make it easier to comprehendmake it flexiblemake it
testedImprove codemake it easier to replace, refactormake it not
exist
26. Testingphoto by: jeffkrause
27. Good DesignConcepts
28. SOLIDSingle ResponsibilityOpen and CloseLiskov
substitutionInterface SegregationDependency Inversionphoto by
j_regan
29. photo by lofinkSTUPIDSingletonTight
CouplingUntestabilityPremature OptimizationIndescriptive
NamingDuplication
30. photo by halloweenstockDesign Patterns
31. Composer
32. PIEProudlyInventedElsewhere
33. guzzle/guzzleHTTP client for RESTful API clientsphoto by
j_regan
34. morrisonlevi/ardentA library of collections for PHP
40. Calisthenics/kalsTHeniks/Calisthenics are a form of dynamic
exercise consisting of a variety ofsimple, often rhythmical,
movements, generally using minimalequipment or apparatus.photo by:
boston_public_library
41. Its about perception,not rules or standards photo by:
david_a_l