Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Probably DIABETES. @PoisonParadise #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

I love the smell of FACE PALM in the morning. @TheRossEverett #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Mama always said life was like a HAPPY MEAL. You never know what toy you're gonna get. @One_ring_77 #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

#AmericanizeAMovieTitle Come with me if you want to live on MINIMUM WAGE. @JoshLinnard

Bonds. Invest in AMERICAN BONDS. @bigmacher #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

There's no place like 'MERICA. @gilded_lady #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

You had me at TWINKIES. @joshingstern #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Frankly my dear I hella DON'T GIVE A CRAP. @hipsterocracy #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

I see FAT people. @bestnatesmith #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

I'm mad as hell and I'm going to start a HASHTAG about it! @Wisco #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

I'm TEXTING here! I'm TEXTING here! @Wieneraaron#AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Hasta la WINDOWS VISTA, baby. @MarcusBeaubier #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Welcome to JURASSIC PARK City, Utah. @MarcusBeaubier #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

All right Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my SELFIE. @Garrison80Josh #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become PRESIDENT. @BoomBoomDynamyt#AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Siri, what we've got here is FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE. @Grape_Scotch #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Here's looking at you, kid Hello sir, I'm CHRIS HANSEN. @3m3h3n #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

We're gonna need a BIGGER BOAT for all of this luggage and I swear if my Loubs get wet... @somewhatalady #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

A 1,000 RAIN DROPS descend upon you. Our clouds and wind will blot out the sun. Then we will grill in the shade. @redsteeze #AmericanizeAMovieTitle

I'm gonna make him an OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE...cable, internet and phone for one low price. @CIAspygirl #AmericanizeAMovieTitle