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20 Strange and Funny Baby Products! Bringing up a child can be a nightmare in a not so hygienic world, but at what point does cleanliness and safety consciousness transcend the boundaries of sanity? 1. Toad stool Your child will definitely find this stool hilarious. You can put everything within reach for your little ones on this frog-theme stool. When your child steps or sits on the stool, it croaks. Teeth brushing time will become a little more fun when your child steps on this stool. 2. Potty Mitts Have a phobia that your children might catch diseases from unknown sources in public places? Water-resistant Potty Mitts are sure to change your life and your outlook. These revolutionary disposable gloves are small enough to fit into a handbag or diaper bag. A must for those visiting less-than-clean environs, but make sure you don’t flush them down the toilet; they’re not flush- able. 3. Poop Scoop Bag The idea here is to monitor Baby’s bowel movements, and, instead of clothing them in diapers, let them do their thing whenever and wherever they please. The trick is to always have your 100% bio- degradable ‘baby poop scoop’ bag at hand to ensure their waste doesn’t become the planets. 4. Monkey Bottle Hugger This one is an adorable bottle cover to keep the bottle contents at a constant temperature and prevent condensation. The expandable elastic mouthpiece, fits all bottles and sip cups and

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20 Strange and Funny Baby Products!Bringing up a child can be a nightmare in a not so hygienic world, but at what point does cleanliness and safety consciousness transcend the boundaries of sanity?

1. Toad stool

Your child will definitely find this stool hilarious. You can put everything within reach for your little ones on this frog-theme stool. When your child steps or sits on the stool, it croaks. Teeth brushing time will become a little more fun when your child steps on this stool.

2. Potty Mitts

Have a phobia that your children might catch diseases from unknown sources in public places? Water-resistant Potty Mitts are sure to change your life and your outlook. These revolutionary disposable gloves are small enough to fit into a handbag or diaper bag. A must for those visiting less-than-clean environs, but make sure you don’t flush them down the toilet; they’re not flush-able.

3. Poop Scoop Bag

The idea here is to monitor Baby’s bowel movements, and, instead of clothing them in diapers, let them do their thing whenever and wherever they please. The trick is to always have your 100% bio-degradable ‘baby poop scoop’ bag at hand to ensure their waste doesn’t become the planets.

4. Monkey Bottle Hugger

This one is an adorable bottle cover to keep the bottle contents at a constant temperature and prevent condensation. The expandable elastic mouthpiece, fits all bottles and sip cups and keeps it from falling out of the Baby’s mouth. The furry cover ensures that your child has an easy and a comfortable grip at the same time.

5. Pee Pee Bottle

The Pee Pee bottle is as effective for adults as it is for children when it comes to needing a compact, portable space to relieve your self, when in a tight spot. Designed to replace public toilet seat covers, it is leak- and odor-proof and great if you’re on the move.

6. Baby knee pads

Here’s an easy way to keep your baby happy while crawling. You can easily put these pads with the help of Velcro straps behind baby’s knees to keep them in place. The pads provide maximum protection without restricting the movement and circulation when your baby hits the knees against furniture. Can be used both inside and outside home.

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7. Thudguard Helmet

A UK-derived safety device to help cushion your toddler from banging their head too hard when they fall or collide, the ‘Thudguard’ helmet may be taking safety too far. Whatever happened to the learning experience gleaned from a good, solid graze?

8. Shampoo Hat

A fun, feminine derivative of an adult shower cap, this frilly crown is an excellent way to keep soapsuds and shampoo out and your baby’s humor intact if she/he doesn’t like getting her/his head wet. The foam ring has a hole in the middle which serves as a visor and ensures there are no tears at bath time.

9. Baby Snot Sucker

A long, flexible tube with a mouthpiece on the parent’s end and a nostril sucker on the baby’s end, the Nosefrida introduces a whole new concept to child care: nose to mouth resuscitation. Lest you are worried that you’ll ingest the baby’s snot, an inline filter stops the snot from reaching your mouth, and you just have to wash it in the sink before using again.

10. Potty Song

The newly released Potty Song CD will encourage any kid want to change their diapers, and go to the ‘loo’ all by themselves. A brilliant Pavlovian concept, the CD allows you to play your child a personalized song which rewards him/her for using the potty by saying their name over and over again. The attention your child receives makes him/her keep going back for more.

11. Babykeeper Basic

A cross between a handbag and a carrycot, the Babykeeper Basic is the perfect antidote to keeping your baby out of harm’s way when you don’t have enough arms. It hangs comfortably from walls of most public restrooms and fitting rooms by means of two large metal hooks protected with safety webbing.

12. Pee-Pee Teepee

A discerning design from someone who has cottoned on to Baby’s unpredictable toilet behavior, this clever little triangular tent-like cover will shield you from sprinkling wee wee while trying to change your baby’s nappy. Washable and waste-friendly, the wee-wee wigwam comes in three styles: cellophane, laundry bag and terry cloth.

13. Bink Tees

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Your baby will love this bink tees and amuse themselves with binkies for hours putting them in, spitting them out, and crying to retrieve it again. When they throw it out, you wash it off and put back or give it to her and the whole routine starts again.

14. Billy Bob Pacifiers

If your baby is one of those who share that traditional longing for two front teeth for Christmas, give him/her something to really smile about. Besides keeping everyone in the vicinity in stitches, these wacky Billy Bob Baby Pacifiers soothe Baby and makes you wonder whether s/he really does only have a sublime mouth full of teeth.

15. Baby Legs

Your baby’s legs are being exposed to the chilly air because of gapiosis. Protect your little ones legs from wind burn and chill with these baby legs. Your baby’s soft knees are protected from harsh surfaces, bugs, and sun rays. Keeps legs warm, comfortable alternative to tights and allows barefoot walking.

16. Baby High Heels

Designed by two childhood friends for a laugh, the soft, decorative heels add a fun aspect to comfortable crib shoes. Aptly named ‘Heelarious’, the shoes cannot support any weight and are not intended to be anything other than comfortable, but zany, baby shoes in a range of trendy designs.

17. Baby Food Dispensing Spoon

Feed your baby conveniently one bite at a time with Squirt baby food dispensing spoon. 3 ounces of baby food can be filled in the bulb and attached firmly to the spoon end. Get the right amount of food from bulb with a simple squeeze. Protective cover helps to seal the food and to keep the spoon clean.

18. Baby Mickey womb doll

Takara Tomy has come up with a melodic solution in the form of a doll to apparently recreate the primal sounds of in utero heartbeat and blood flow outside the womb. Issho ni Nenne Baby Mickey and Minnie Womb-sound dolls aim to ease babies into a relaxing sleep cycle, and provide them with a new friend at the same time.

19. Baby Bottom Fan

Equipped with a built-in anti-microbial fragrance dispenser to protect your baby from skin ailments, the Baby Bottom Fan is the quintessential gizmo to keep your baby dry, and you busy, at every diaper change. Apparently eases sleep and irritation too, and comes with sponge fan blades to eliminate any possibility of danger.

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20. Peter Potty Toddler Urinal

Now you can potty train your toddler boy easily with this flushable toddler urinal. This toddler urinal provides your little guy standup experience 6 months faster. The low basin is easier to use, reducing mess. After using it, your kid loves to push the flush button. No plumbing is required; you have to just fill the reservoir at sink.