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A Trip to the Creation Museum of the Ozarks
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A Day Trip to the Creation Museum of the Ozarks
This presentation makes no tedious claims of being “fair and
balanced” or “unbiased.”
There’s no such thing as magic, the world is several billion years
old, and holding anthropocentric views of the universe in the 21st
century is laughable at best.
Deal.
Last Saturday, Thomas, Scott and I loaded up and
headed to Strafford. We were off to visit the Creation
Museum of the Ozarks.
The brainchild of Dr. Rod Butterworth, this ministry has
big dreams of a multi-million dollar facility amongst
Branson’s elite tourist destinations. In October 2010, they
finally set up a starter museum just outside of Springfield.
Calling it a hole in the wall would be getting your expectations
up.
(Scott!)
To compound the awkwardness, Dr. Butterworth was out of town and left
everything to his assistants, Kurtis and Sherry.
Their hyper cheery and polite natures made it too painful to ask any real
questions.
The CMOTO may be tiny, but it’s full of
(by “adventure” I mean “lies”)
The line that CMOTO espouses is similar to the one held by the
Kentucky Creation Museum and others.
“We all work from the same evidence,” Kurtis told us, “we just have
different ways of interpreting it.”
Which is true.
Scientists go at things from an empirical, naturalistic perspective
Living Fossils :
There were several exhibits that pointed to living fossils such as coelacanths, horseshoe crabs, and hissing cockroaches. These are supposed to disprove evolution.
Not true.
-- You don’t have to adapt if your environment doesn’t call for it. All this proves is that the organism in question is adapted extremely well and their environment doesn’t change much.
-- “Living fossils” are usually distinct species from their ancient relatives, as this photo humorously demonstrates.
Great Psuedosciences
Think Alike:
Creationists love to crib notes from a
more respectable field of
psuedoscience, cryptozoology.
Take this Thunderbird diorama.
Cryptozoologists think, “Hey! Maybe
a population of pterosaurs survived
for millions of years and live with us
today! That would explain the myth of
the Thunderbird!”
Creationists go one further and say
“Hey! Maybe they didn’t REALLY live
millions of years ago!”
1. There is NO EVIDENCE for either group’s claims.
2. Even if it were true, that still doesn’t disprove evolution.
3. If a Native American myth were true…why does that validate Judeo-
Christian myth?
1. Ica stones
2. “T-Rex Blood Cells”
3. “Dinosaur” petroglyphs and carvings.
4. The London Artifact
The Alvis Delk Track:To his credit, Kurtis actually admitted that most dinosaur/man footprints are fake. Most creationists won’t.
However, he asserted that this one was “probably genuine”. How can one doubt? It says right there on the tin–“verified by spiral CT scan!”
He states scientists are, once again, trying to cover this up. Is it really so damning?
Any sportsmen want to
take a stab at what’s
wrong with this picture?
The Delk PrintAn actual theropod print
A real footprint cast in
THE SAME
FREAKING MUSEUM
that shows just how
full of shit you are.
Our guides frequently alluded to evolutionist “cover-ups” of their
evidence. Scientists won’t even let the information out, they say.
Not true! All of these are not only easily found, but easily
debunked with a simple Google search.
I wasn’t the
only one who
spotted this as
an obvious
hoax.
Even PZ Myers
covered it.
It wasn’t covered up
It wasn’t ignored
Fossils were misidentified everywhere.
Iguanodont identified as
theropod footprint.
Camptosaur skull identified as a Hadrosaurus.
(the skull of which has never been found, by the
way)
A sauropod (“long-
neck”) skull was
confused with a
duck-billed dinosaur.
Which is pretty hard
to do if you have
any passion about
dinosaurs at all.
(At least they
corrected this one
mistake.)
In 2009, scientists uncovered remains of a female early hominid called Ardipithicus. There was an ensuing media frenzy, and it turns out that it wasn’t as closely related to us as hyped. It’s still closer to us than chimps, though. Still an ape. Still a hominid.
Kurtis told us that Ardi was debunked as “just a lemur.” That’s a little beyond laziness.
In science, mistakes are bugs in the system.
In creationism, it’s a feature.
1. It doesn’t matter how many Fig Newtons and Capri Suns they offer
you. Creationists are malicious liars that prey on the ignorant.
2. Labeling matters!
3. It helps if your displays don’t contradict each other.
4. A trip to the zoo is a quick way to cleanse your brain.
5. I suck at conclusions.
Dinosaurs and Dragon
Legends
Kurtis took us to the back to watch
this video. Happily, it’s available on
Youtube, so you can watch it too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us
Yjgy7I_bs
Surely, you will be convinced.
Parasaurolophus was a Lambeosaurinehadrosaur; a family of duckbills that are renowned for their funky-ass headcrests.
Many scientists now think
that these crests were used
to produce sounds.
In 1998 the crest was cat-
scanned, digitally recreated,
and constructed in real-life by
Sandia National Labs.
By blowing air through it,
scientists can roughly
recreate what the animal
sounded like.
The Creation Museum of the Ozarks presents this idea for your approval:
Our guide told us the
crest worked like the
modern day bombardier
beetles, which shoot hot
chemicals out of their
butt. This would prove
fire-breathing Biblical
monsters true, somehow.
I called Dr. Tom Williamson,
curator of the New Mexico
Museum of Natural History
and Science in
Albuequerque.
He’s the paleontologist
behind the original sound
recreation experiment.
“Dr. Williamson, is there any
reason why Parasaurolophus
couldn't shoot liquid fiery
death at all who opposed
him? ”
1. There is no living analog
creature that shoots acid or fire
out of its nose. (Hah! Just what
an evolutionist would say, I
thought.)
2. The walls of the crest are very
thin, and have no evidence of
containing any chemical
spewing bits. Which you don’t
need to look for anyways,
because
3. The crest is part of the animal’s
respiratory system. Ouch.
I eagerly await the creationist rebuttal.