Adult Jokes - Happie

1Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho. Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai? Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.

2Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the. Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai. Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain.

3Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi. Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.

4Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai? Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

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