Cartoons by Randy GlasbergenCartoons by Randy Glasbergen

What fits your What fits your busy schedule busy schedule

better, better, exercising one exercising one hour a day or hour a day or being dead being dead

24hours a day?24hours a day?

Tell me more Tell me more about about

Acupuncture Acupuncture Diet. Does it Diet. Does it really work?really work?

I’m I’m incognito. I incognito. I

lost 20 lost 20 pounds and I pounds and I don’t want it don’t want it to find me to find me

again.again.

If hopping burns If hopping burns more calories more calories

than walking and than walking and it helps you eat it helps you eat

more salad, then more salad, then OK, I approve of OK, I approve of the Bunny Suit the Bunny Suit

Diet.Diet.

I have one pill I have one pill that blocks fat, that blocks fat,

one pill that one pill that blocks carbs blocks carbs and one pill and one pill

that blocks the that blocks the kitchen door.kitchen door.

Don’t worry Don’t worry about burning about burning the calories… the calories… that’s already that’s already been done!been done!

I like Italian I like Italian dressing on my dressing on my salad, but I’m salad, but I’m

trying to reduce trying to reduce my dependence my dependence on foreign oil. on foreign oil.

It’s OK to devour It’s OK to devour your competitors your competitors

and gobble up and gobble up smaller smaller

companies, but companies, but remember to have remember to have

a few veggies, a few veggies, too!too!

I recommend yo-I recommend yo-yo dieting. Lower yo dieting. Lower a yo-yo into your a yo-yo into your

food, eat food, eat whatever sticks whatever sticks

to the yo-yo.to the yo-yo.

I see thin thighs I see thin thighs in your future. In in your future. In

your next life, your next life, you will come you will come

back as a back as a flamingo.flamingo.

I didn’t start I didn’t start gaining weight gaining weight until my boss until my boss

sent me to that sent me to that personal growth personal growth

seminar!seminar!

I had fun, fun, I had fun, fun, fun till my doctor fun till my doctor took my T-bone took my T-bone awaaaaaaaaay!awaaaaaaaaay!

My body is apple-My body is apple-shaped and shaped and

yours is pear-yours is pear-shaped. How can shaped. How can we be unhealthy we be unhealthy if we look like a if we look like a

fresh fruit salad?fresh fruit salad?

First Goldilocks ate First Goldilocks ate Papa Bear’s Papa Bear’s

porridge, then she porridge, then she ate Mama Bear’s ate Mama Bear’s

porridge, then she porridge, then she ate Baby Bear’s ate Baby Bear’s

porridge…and her porridge…and her cholesterol cholesterol

dropped 14 points!dropped 14 points!