Excuse Me Sir, That's My Towel....er...I Mean, My Dog

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    Quotes added by yours truly from the net
  • A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.
  • A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
  • It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.
  • Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
  • Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.
  • Trinityblu
    2010