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Pyramid K2 Vista Productions C o n n e c t i o n s New Narratives, New Peaks Funny Quotes Javed Mohammed [email protected]

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Pyramid

K2 Vista Productions

Con

nectio

nsNew Narratives, New Peaks

Funny Quotes

Javed Mohammed [email protected]

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Dumplings are most succulent when heading in the direction of the mouth." Grand Mufti of Shanghai Nasir

Xheng Xiao Mohammed

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Imelda Marcos

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