Welcome to Your Annual Review

By: John Young

{Husband}

First things First… I just want to say, that even though we are not exactly

wealthy right now, and we don’t have any money to spend on each other…

I feel like the riche$t guy around and a lottery winner

for my once in a lifetime beautiful wifey!!!

So Enjoy your Annual Review…

Anniversary Review Agenda:

Some Special Notes…

Love Quotient

Sexy Factor

Home-Making and General Domestification Results

Appreciations and Affirmations

Future Plans and Development Opportunities

Another Star wishing the best for you Kim…

Kim –Happy 10th

Anniversary from Rick Flair – devoted gamecock fan.

I think Rick Flair says it best when it comes to how I feel about this day!!!

Happee Annivershawee Kim!!(even your retard sister and friend are in on this)

Tweedle Dee or…

…DumbTweedle Dumb or……and Dumber

Love Quotient

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Love Factor

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2008-2009

Love Quotient is the cumulative metric of your love that you show me and give to me unconditionally every day. Important to note that it seems to grow year after year…keep up the great work!!

Sexy Factor…

Sexy Factor is a metric of my lust and attraction for you measured year over year.

So, you started at 100% Sexy Factor when we got married…which is good.

But – you’ve been able to multiply your sexy factor over 10x in the last 10 years and that’s just incredible Kim!

Great Job! I am happy to have your sexy ass on my team! Every year, you double your sexy factor!

Keep up the good work!

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DomesticificationDuties

In this category, I am only focusing on Bath’s and Diapers for the Boys…but, I cannot believe how many times you’ve probably done this, and I just want to say, that I appreciate how much you do and I know raising 3 boys is not easy and I recognize the amount of work you do with them. I know this is a trivial part of it, but it’s staggering and amazing to think you’ve changed over 9000 diapers or 1500 baths given…WOW!!!!!

I am amazed by you and you never complain and do it with love…which makes me love you more.

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Bath's Diapers

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I just like this picture a lot…cause it sums up Bratton and Patrick’s relationship at times….

Patrick & Mommy

CHICKEN!!!!!!

Mommy – Happy Anniversary, Love The Chicken (Tristan)

Hi Mommy! Happy Anniversary!

“What? I already said Happy Anniversary!!? …..your mean!

The Future…. I will continue to fall deeper in love with you every

day, month and year

Our life together is better than I imagined it would be

I am grateful you put up with me

Your amazing! I know you will continue to be

I Love You Always and Forever