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The gangsta style of warfare.- Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a

supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting

stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. Lethality is achieved by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, similar to unaided indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct

tape.

The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing

position being executed with great precision!

Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and

bellowing like an Ox - always sure to make your enemy skeedadle!

The "bring your buddy along" firing stance

Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!

Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay"

running stance.

Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train"

method of combat assault.

This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger"

shooting stance

The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.

Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!

The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.

This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Dudes over there”

These two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using

the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked

ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably

awe-struck onlookers!

Here we have the winner! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad

the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully

blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.