Hindi Jokes

Pathan Jokes

Yaar:

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.

Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi.Pathan: Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Pathan Ka Challenge:

Pathan ne challange kiya kWoh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.

Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...

Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum...!!

Khwab:

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Laya. News channel walu ne pucha..

Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?

Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholunga...

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain:

1) Bachpan me Dono bhi Khubsurat The.

2) Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hai

3) Badee ho kar Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

To Main Batata..

Ek Kutta pathan k piche lag gaya

Pathan Gussey me Bolta huwa bhaga

Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata???

Akele:Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hai

Pathan : pata Nai Mujhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: pathano ko marne k bad Bhi akal nai ati

Pathan Ka Pyar:

Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!

Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!

Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!

Baap Ka Naam ''Google Khan'':

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam hai??

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hua bhala!!

Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Eid mubarak:

Pathan ko gali me pada 100 ka note mila,

Jis pe likha tha “EiD MUBARAK”

Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha

“KHER MUBARAK.

Kangal Pathan:ek Pathan kangal ho gya to us ny apni Bivi se kahabachon ko un k nanky bhej doAuR tum apni ammi k ghar chali jaoMera Allah malik Main apny susral chala jata ho

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