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Protector of glamor dolls everywhere!
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In a world where time has been inverted and zombies roam hunting screen stars from every cinematic era, Marilyn Monroe Barbie innocently walks her cute but useless dog, Poopsie, in a dark, zombie-infested alleyway!
A strange, unearthly
noise disturbs
their reverie!
A strange, unearthly
noise disturbs
their reverie!
What was that strange, unearthly noise? I’ll protect you, Poopsie!
What was that strange, unearthly noise? I’ll protect you, Poopsie!
Whimper!
Yum! Dinner!
Yum! Dinner!
Brain very small though…
Brain very small though…
Tasty between-meal snack then!
Tasty between-meal snack then!
Oh no! ZOMBIES!Oh no! ZOMBIES!
What did she expect? Sheesh!
What did she expect? Sheesh!
Unknown to our harried heroine, she is standing on a grate, causing her skirt to billow, just like in “The seven year itch”…
Unknown to our harried heroine, she is standing on a grate, causing her skirt to billow, just like in “The seven year itch”…
Dramatically backlit by the city’s only remaining streetlight, Barbie Marilyn, her skirt billowing, is the very picture of fragile, innocent beauty.
Dramatically backlit by the city’s only remaining streetlight, Barbie Marilyn, her skirt billowing, is the very picture of fragile, innocent beauty.
Wait a minute! What th’…?
Wait a minute! What th’…?
Eat hot lead, you
bad zombies!
I bet my heels are just killing
you!
I bet my heels are just killing
you! Ng!
Crunch!Crunch!
Ka-Pow!
Pulling a shotgun from…someplace, she confronts the second zombie!
Pulling a shotgun from…someplace, she confronts the second zombie!
Cool! Zombie Gore everywhere!
Cool! Zombie Gore everywhere!
Barbie Marilyn now deals with the last attacker, pulling an axe from …some-where…
Barbie Marilyn now deals with the last attacker, pulling an axe from …some-where…
Look, I don’t know, maybe it
was lying in the alley!! I’m just telling a
story, ok?
Look, I don’t know, maybe it
was lying in the alley!! I’m just telling a
story, ok?
The things a girl’s gotta do to get a head in a zombie’s
world!
The things a girl’s gotta do to get a head in a zombie’s
world!
Oops-y! I think I broke a nail.
Oops-y! I think I broke a nail.
ARF!
Just in time for the end of the
world…MARILYN MONROE ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE BARBIE!
Zombie Apocalypse Marilyn Monroe Barbie ™ comes with M-60 Machine Gun with 400 rounds, five fragmentation grenades,
four gas grenades, sig sauer handgun with
silencer and drop-down holster, sawed-off shotgun
and back-carrier, axe, Poopsie the Dog, and
comb, brush, and mirror set. Zombie Ken™, Krazy
Katy™ and Little Mer-Piranha™ sold separately.
Zombie Apocalypse Marilyn Monroe Barbie ™ comes with M-60 Machine Gun with 400 rounds, five fragmentation grenades,
four gas grenades, sig sauer handgun with
silencer and drop-down holster, sawed-off shotgun
and back-carrier, axe, Poopsie the Dog, and
comb, brush, and mirror set. Zombie Ken™, Krazy
Katy™ and Little Mer-Piranha™ sold separately.
Because what’s an
apocalypse—without
my lips?
Because what’s an
apocalypse—without
my lips?