Mouth of Babes:Dissidia Duodecim Part I

A powerpoint my meIn which I ask some kids what they

thought about the Warriors of Cosmos

Starring:

• Me• My sister, Mimi*(5 yrs)• The two neighbour kids who always

come to play with us: Prissy* (7 yrs), and Benjie(9yrs)*

• *Everyone I know seems to go by an alias completely

unrelated to their actual name…’cept me I guess.• ON WITH THE SHOW!

He’s awesome

Her is awesomeHe. Okay

She’s cool Cool

He looks cool

Can he drive me somewhere please?

Vaan? Van?

I like he

I like her

I really love

Really really really love

I like her I like her!

I like her.

LAGUUNAAAAAAAA!

!!

Lawd god

Yuna?

Yuuuunaaaaa~

Yuuuuunacycle!!!

She’s good.

YuNA! Goosh Yuna!Goosh goosh goosh!

Yuna!

Yeah he’s awesome.

Who’s he?

C-o-o

-l

He looks cool

He’s awesome

Tifa!

Remember the girl with the big gun?

She’s um, that girl’s sister

Yeah, she’s kinda like…

…That girl’s sister

Who?

Okay

She’s um….

Warrior of Light

Don’t grow horns kids, that’s against the law

He’s so awesome

I wasn’t talking about anythingOh never mind!

never mind

*yells at him*Kuja!

CoOL

-raucous laughter-

…That’s the Warrior of Light

Firion!

*shines a light in my face*

…you’re just saying random words aren't you? What do you think about him?

AWSAM

Okay

No

Firion? Is it therapy?

He’s coooool~

Onion Knight!?!?!?

Defend the Onion Princess

Oh yeah it’s true!

If he protects onions he shouldn’t be in that game. He should be in Adventure time.

Does he protect onions?

Ewwwww!

Cecil?

I do NOT know what you’re saying

*raucous laughter*

He should be the warrior of salt

Woooooah he looks cooool

I mean Bartz, yup, he should be the warrior of bark

I mean Bark!

*everybody dead*

He should be the warrior of trees

Bark?

Terra!

whatever…nevermind

Remember once I fight for-

Terracycle!

*giggling*

Tara should be the…

CLOUD!!!

And he should be like “CLOUD SUCKAAA”

And he should be like “Who dares make fun of my name?”

Yeah

Cloud should be the warrior of clouds

Cloud should be the cloud!!!

Squall…

Yes, yes

He should be the warrior of the squirrels

Zidane!

I don’t know what you guys are talking about cause that’s monkey.

He should be the warrior of monkey

Where’s the monkey!?

MONKEEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Tidus

He should be the warrior of turdises

Yah I agree with Anna that’s cute

You’re in love with Tidus?

Aaaaawwwww

…

Tidus should be the warrior of the turtles

Tidus?

Monkey!

Shantotto~

Or your holiday!!

He’s on your video game!?

You’re not getting your paycheck anymore!

He ran away from Santa!

The elf from

christmasssss

Wherewherewhere???

The ELF FROM CHRISTMAS!!!

Prishe?

Yeaaah but it’s not my name!

That’s Prishe, that is your cousinShe’s not my cousin!

What the HECK!!?!?!?

Come look I found your cousin!

Prishe!?

C’EST FINIS! ( �° �ʖ �°)