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Beware the Lurking Monster: 9 Sure-Fire Signs of Teething •Is it the Thai you had for supper last night? Or the new Enfamil you just switched to? •Prhaps. Gassy tummies can create some pretty big monsters. •Then again, there’s also a very good chance (if he’s older than the typical 5-6 months) that this drastic mood shift is one of the first signs of teething. •Still…chances aren’t answers. And judging from the fingernail scrapes on the armchair and the wild look in your eyes, you need ANSWERS. •As a good friend, who hates to see nice furniture ruined, let me present to you nine, sure-fire signs of teething that will predict a tooth is just over the horizon.

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Beware the Lurking Monster: 9 Sure-Fire Signs of Teething

• Is it the Thai you had for supper last night? Or the new Enfamil you just switched to?

• Prhaps. Gassy tummies can create some pretty big monsters.

• Then again, there’s also a very good chance (if he’s older than the typical 5-6 months) that this drastic mood shift is one of the first signs of teething.

• Still…chances aren’t answers. And judging from the fingernail scrapes on the armchair and the wild look in your eyes, you need ANSWERS.

• As a good friend, who hates to see nice furniture ruined, let me present to you nine, sure-fire signs of teething that will predict a tooth is just over the horizon.

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1: BLOW ME OVERI durn-darn see a tooth

• Perhaps the surest of the sure-fire signs of teething is actually seeing a tooth. (You can always count on me to share the tricky tips!)• If this is your baby’s first teething

rodeo, start poking your finger around the bottom front and feel for a little ridge.• If this isn’t your first teething rodeo,

the chart below will give you a general idea of where to search for the next tooth.

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2: Buckets ‘O Drool

• Firstly, drool protects those tender gums from the various things he will try to teethe on. (Think: a cushion of saliva.)

• Secondly, the antibodies found in drool actually protect him from the evil germs camping out on all the crap he finds to chew on. This is especially comforting when you find him happily gumming the dog toys. (It will happen, friend. Even to the most vigilant of mothers. Thank God for drool…)

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A Deviated Septum• My brother was diagnosed as an

adult with a deviated septum…which meant he couldn’t breathe out of his nose as a baby…which meant that his mouth was open constantly…which meant that his salivary glands were in overdrive trying to keep his tongue moist…which explains why he was covered in drool slime like a slug until he was three.

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