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All time low
Made for romanticalum by whataboutamonaflowers
This is all time low
They’re from baltimore
They do it for baltimore
Everything
All of the things
For baltimore
Wow fringe
So much attractiveness
I cant handle it
They’ve had some hella weird photoshoots
Sometimes they don’t wear pants
Dem faces
Dis is Alex Gaskarth He does vocals and guitar
He was born in england
He likes his america pants a lot
He has 3 tattoos
Eyebrow game strong
He makes stupid jokes and is sometimes a prick but we love him anyway
Long time girlfriend, Lisa; they cute
They look like this except you know on his body
Le Jack Barakat
(pronounced bear-a-cat)
He was born in lebanon
He’s a really lame guitar player
Even his own band makes jokes about it
Makes more dick jokes than anyone ever so get used to it
Collabed with Glamour Kills to make the JAGK clothing line
Wears boner shirts a lot
He has skunk hair now
Often found v drunk but jamming
Pretty sure they said ‘it’s longer now’ for the extended edition just so jack could make a dick joke
Behold, Zack Merrick He plays bass which is rad
He’s a sweetie
Fans tend to ignore him but I’ve heard he actually gives really great advice and hugs and wow
Nifty chest tattoos
he likes photography
Damn, such muscle
He had a curly fro once; no one likes to talk about that
and likes to skateboard
El Rian Dawson
His teeth are so perfect I cant comprehend it
He’s the boom boom bang bang crash in the bandDresses up
more than the other boys
(and looks damn fine while doing so)
Once upon a time he had shaggy hair
Likes nike shoes a lot a lot a lot
Long time gf Cassadee Pope who SIDENOTE was in a band called Hey Monday but now she sings country music
jalex
They’re shipped so hard, they even ship themselves
Do not even tell us it’s just stage gay
“Jalex is like a unicorn; you;’ll never see it, but you know it exists.” - alex
To whoever made this fan art: damn, good job – this is majestic
If you read any fanfic, prepare for awkwardly written smut
They make a boatload of dumb jokes together all the time and its grand
Aw cuddles
Particularly on their podcast
Speaking of which…
Once alex changed the lyrics in a performance to say “to keep jack sucking dick” and it was great
Full frontalJack and alex’s podcast radioshow thing
It’s through idobi radio
They’ve had 3 seasons so far
They’ve featured special guests like Mark Hoppus, Vic Fuentes, Tonight Alive etc.
Rian is their sound engineer
It’s hella quotable
They tell about weird news, fun facts, call listeners, make innuendos and sex jokes and sometimes play music
And absolutely hilarious
The bra thing
People always throw bras on stage, usually at jack
He collects them on his mic stand
Sometimes they talk about them
Sometimes messages are written on them
Other times girls just take off the ones they’re wearing
It makes parents uncomfortable but that doesn’t stop anyone
The leg thing
One of the many attractive things alex does to ruin livesSo he stands
really wide and bends his legs and I dunno how to explain it its crazy
Pretty sure his legs are longer than my whole self
And they’re way prettier than most women’s and men’s legs
It’ll randomly show up on your dash and give you a heart attack
Sometimes it happens in mini forms
But the full blown thing is what really hurts
Ow I cant breathe
NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL TIME LOW
CONGRATZZZ!!!1!!
Wow such knowledge
So many things
Yay bands
Go listen to their music now
Whee fun times
Party hard