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All time low

Made for romanticalum by whataboutamonaflowers

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This is all time low

They’re from baltimore

They do it for baltimore

Everything

All of the things

For baltimore

Wow fringe

So much attractiveness

I cant handle it

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They’ve had some hella weird photoshoots

Sometimes they don’t wear pants

Dem faces

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Dis is Alex Gaskarth He does vocals and guitar

He was born in england

He likes his america pants a lot

He has 3 tattoos

Eyebrow game strong

He makes stupid jokes and is sometimes a prick but we love him anyway

Long time girlfriend, Lisa; they cute

They look like this except you know on his body

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Le Jack Barakat

(pronounced bear-a-cat)

He was born in lebanon

He’s a really lame guitar player

Even his own band makes jokes about it

Makes more dick jokes than anyone ever so get used to it

Collabed with Glamour Kills to make the JAGK clothing line

Wears boner shirts a lot

He has skunk hair now

Often found v drunk but jamming

Pretty sure they said ‘it’s longer now’ for the extended edition just so jack could make a dick joke

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Behold, Zack Merrick He plays bass which is rad

He’s a sweetie

Fans tend to ignore him but I’ve heard he actually gives really great advice and hugs and wow

Nifty chest tattoos

he likes photography

Damn, such muscle

He had a curly fro once; no one likes to talk about that

and likes to skateboard

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El Rian Dawson

His teeth are so perfect I cant comprehend it

He’s the boom boom bang bang crash in the bandDresses up

more than the other boys

(and looks damn fine while doing so)

Once upon a time he had shaggy hair

Likes nike shoes a lot a lot a lot

Long time gf Cassadee Pope who SIDENOTE was in a band called Hey Monday but now she sings country music

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jalex

They’re shipped so hard, they even ship themselves

Do not even tell us it’s just stage gay

“Jalex is like a unicorn; you;’ll never see it, but you know it exists.” - alex

To whoever made this fan art: damn, good job – this is majestic

If you read any fanfic, prepare for awkwardly written smut

They make a boatload of dumb jokes together all the time and its grand

Aw cuddles

Particularly on their podcast

Speaking of which…

Once alex changed the lyrics in a performance to say “to keep jack sucking dick” and it was great

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Full frontalJack and alex’s podcast radioshow thing

It’s through idobi radio

They’ve had 3 seasons so far

They’ve featured special guests like Mark Hoppus, Vic Fuentes, Tonight Alive etc.

Rian is their sound engineer

It’s hella quotable

They tell about weird news, fun facts, call listeners, make innuendos and sex jokes and sometimes play music

And absolutely hilarious

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The bra thing

People always throw bras on stage, usually at jack

He collects them on his mic stand

Sometimes they talk about them

Sometimes messages are written on them

Other times girls just take off the ones they’re wearing

It makes parents uncomfortable but that doesn’t stop anyone

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The leg thing

One of the many attractive things alex does to ruin livesSo he stands

really wide and bends his legs and I dunno how to explain it its crazy

Pretty sure his legs are longer than my whole self

And they’re way prettier than most women’s and men’s legs

It’ll randomly show up on your dash and give you a heart attack

Sometimes it happens in mini forms

But the full blown thing is what really hurts

Ow I cant breathe

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NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL TIME LOW

CONGRATZZZ!!!1!!

Wow such knowledge

So many things

Yay bands

Go listen to their music now

Whee fun times

Party hard