Hamlet &

BakistanPart I

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For Hecuba! What’s Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her? What would he do, Had he the motive and the cue for passion that I have? People find Allama Muhammad Iqbal in persona of Imran Khan and are joining Pakistan Tehreek

Insaaf. [09 December 2011]

To be, or not to be, that is the question, Whether it’s nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing them, end them. Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza is first role model politician. After visit from England, dramatic change has come in his personality and behavior. [10 December]

Nay, do not think I flatter, For what advancement may I hope from thee, That no revenue hast but thy good spirits To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flattered? Pakistan People Party has failed in providing food, clothe and home to Pakistanis. Imran Khan and Daniyal Aziz need to concentrate on employment and energy to make Pakistan truly a dynamic democracy. [11 December]

I’ll call thee Hamlet, King, Father, royal Dane. O, answer me! Let me not burst in ignorance, but tell why thy canonized bones hearsed in death have burst their cerements? People of Pakistan are carefully watching Imran Khan, Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza, Mian Nawaz Sharif and Syed Munawar Hassan to provide them employment and energy. [12 December]

I will tell you why, so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king and queen moult no feather. Pakistanis know energy resources and problems of country but feel pity over inefficient tail-career technocrats and leaders. [13 December]

Let me see. [He takes the skull] Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio – a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza and Afaq Ahmad have shown the real face and figure of Rehman Malik and Altaf Hussain respectively. It is collective duty of Rehman Malik and Altaf Hussain to clear mess from beloved Pakistan. [14 December]

You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal: except my life, except my life, except my life. Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza is committed to bring into light assassins of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto like Mian Nawaz Sharif. They are ready to give their lives for Daughter of The East. [15 December]

What is a man, if his chief good and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more: Sure he that made us with such large discourse, looking before and after, gave us not that capability and god-like reason to fust in us unused. Pakistanis have to share vision and targets to achieve millennium development goals by 2015. [16 December]

We shall know by this fellow. The players cannot keep counsel, they’ll tell all. Politics is a serious business. So far leading political players are Imran Khan and Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza. Poor people have great expectations from them. [18 December]

For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak with most miraculous organs … The spirit that I have seen may be a devil, and the devil hath power it assume a pleasing shape. What to speak of murder of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto, murder of Shahbaz Taseer will have to come out. Police knows that no abductor keeps a kidnapped person for more than 100 days. [20 December]

Has this fellow no feeling of his business that a sings in graves-making? Home Minister Rehman Malik is worried over security situation and monitors performance of law enforcing agencies to make beloved Pakistan a bed of roses. He would disclose assassins of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto on 27th December 2011 or on eve of New Year 2012. [21 December]

Your wisdom should show itself more richer to signify this to the doctor. For, for me to put him to his purgation, would perhaps plunge him into more choler. Fourth death anniversary of Benazir Bhutto is at hand; her friends and foes have become melancholic because of frustration in bringing into light assassins. [24 December]

‘By and by’ is easily said. Leave me, friends. It is now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood, and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on. Benazir Bhutto lovers especially Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza and Abid Sher Ali are passing though the turbulent times. [30 December 2011]

Has this fellow no feeling of his business that a sings in graves-making? Home Minister Rehman Malik is worried over security situation and monitors performance of law enforcing agencies to make beloved Pakistan a bed of roses. He would never disclose assassins of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto even in 2012. [04 January 2012]

That I can keep your counsel and not mine own. Besides, to be demanded of a sponge, what replication should be made by the son of a king? Pakistanis have been fed up with promises made by politicians. They see utter darkness in coming days. [11 January]

Ha, ha! Are you honest? People are doubting each other about honesty and transparency. No one knows who killed Benazir Bhutto. No one knows how Osama Ben Laden was killed. No one knows who coined Memogate scandal. [14 January]

I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in excellence, but to know a man well were to know himself. Pakistani politicians and spin doctors are in perpetual habit of point scoring. Chaudhry Nasar Ali Khan’s team is more mature than Rehman Malik’s. [25 January]

We shall know by this fellow. The players cannot keep counsel, they’ll tell all. Politicians are smart to tame Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza and Altaf Hussain. Pakistani youth is expecting truth, nothing except truth, from Mansur Ijaz. [02 February]

I am constant to my purposes, they follow the king’s pleasure. If his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now or whensoever, provided I be so able as now. Every literary man in Pakistan unconsciously behaves like Hamlet instead of Adonis. [03 February]

That I can keep your counsel and not mine own. Besides, to be demanded of a sponge, what replication should be made by the son of a king? Pakistanis, especially media community, carefully note promises of politicians and they have found new light in shape of Imran Khan. [04 February]

Here’s the commission, read it at more leisure but wilt thou hear now how I did proceed? Memogate Scandal Investigation Commission is an eye wash in eyes of judges to keep away from assassination of Benazir Bhutto. For judiciary with due respect, an old principle and protocol i.e. First Thing First. [11 February]

There’s another. Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillities, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? After Dr. Babar Awan, senior lawyer Aitazaz Ahsan has seen his fate. Both will plan something new for Pakistan People’s Party. [12 February]

Ay, sir, that soaks up the king’s countenance, his rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the king best service in the end, he keeps them like an apple in the corner of his jaw, first mouthed to be last swallowed. President Asif Ali Zardari is a Sindhi and his best friend no one knows except Benazir Bhutto. [18 February]

O God, God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on’t, ah fie. A man was rebuking God and government even in front of lady constables in Islamabad. [22 February]

I’ll call thee Hamlet, King, father and royal Dane. O, answer me! Let me not burst in ignorance, but tell why thy canonized bones hearsed in death have burst their cerements? After four years, government has pinpointed killers of Benazir Bhutto. For fair justice, there is no lover of Benazir Bhutto in Pakistan. [23 February]

Haste me to know’t, that I with wings as swift as meditation or the thoughts of love, may sweep to my revenge. Mysterious murder of Benazir Bhutto has put Hamlet-lovers in psychological trouble in Pakistan. [02 March]

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple hell? O fie! Hold, hold, my heart, and you my sinews, grow not instant old, but bear me stiffly up … remember thee? Ay thou poor ghost whiles memory holds a seat in this distracted globe. Remember thee. People of Pakistan have been conditioned to mini budgets in garb and shape of price hike of basic utilities. [03 March]

Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor, suit the action to the word, the word to the action, with this special observance, that you overstep not the modesty of nature. Very few Pakistanis know targets of Millennium Development Goals and MDGs Clock made in 2007. Hopefully Prime Minister’s Advisor Faisal Sakhi Butt will fix MDGs Clock in model metropolis i.e. Islamabad. [04 March]

The time is out of joint, O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right! Nay come, let’s go together. Unfavorable macro political economic environment of country has made Hamlet in action and he is searching likeminded mainstream groups like Youth Parliament to bring change in country. [05 March]

Ah, ha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders! For if the king like not the comedy, why then, belike, he likes it not, perdy. Come, some music. It has been long to enjoy good symphony in Pakistan. The song “Who Humsafar Tha” by Quratul Aain Baloch has different meaning to different people thus it is a masterpiece in difficult time. [07 March]

Hear you, sir, what is the reason that you use me thus? I loved you ever, but it is no matter, let Hercules himself do what he may, the cat will mew, the dog will have his day. Mostly Pakistanis questioning President of Pakistan Asif Ali Zardari for not distributing free plots to them in Baluchistan and Khyber Pakhtunkwa for building mini homes. [09 March]

That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once! How the knave jowls it to the ground, as if they were Cain’s jaw bone, that did the first murder! This might be the pate of a politician, which this ass now o’er reaches; one that would circumvent God, might it not? People have been conditioned to most heinous sin i.e. murder even murders of politicians. [11 March]

Why, I will fight with him upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag. Imran Khan, Chairman Pakistan Tehreek Insaaf, still has to decide his best critical aide-de-camp to win the elections through issue-based politics. [14 March]

Sir, I will walk here in the hall, if it pleases his majesty. It is the breathing time of day with me. Let the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the king hold his purpose, I will win for him and I can, if not I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits. People are resolved to form new provinces; Sareiki, Hazara and Bahawalpur for better education and economic development. [17 March]

O villainy! ho! let the door be locked – treachery! seek it out. Hamlet is resolutely solving problems to make the country truly democratic. O local government representatives! Where are you? [19 March]

O, I die, Horatio, the potent poison quite over-crows my spirit, I cannot live to hear the news from England, but I do prophesy the election lights on Fortinbras, he has my dying voice. So tell him, with th’occurents more and less which have solicited – the rest is silence. Problems and progress go together in life. Best political party in Pakistan is United National Movement i.e. MQM in Urdu. Altaf Hussain living in London is much needed back home for free, fair and transparent general elections to be held in 2013. [20 March]

Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio, and much offence too – touching this vision here, it is an honest ghost that let me tell you – for your desire to know what is between us, O’ermaster’t as you may. On 72nd Pakistan Day, www.daily10minutes.com is resolved for white economy, polity and technology amongst bottlenecks. [23 March]

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice, take each man’s censure, but reserve thy judgement. Government of Pakistan neither listens nor reacts in words of Amna Janjua. Imran Khan has been judgmental about system, government and politicians. Khawaja Khalil Salar can become a leader if he carefully studies flaws in Imran Khan’s character. [27 March]

Indeed, indeed, sirs, but this troubles me. Hold you the watch to-night? There are score of important cases listed with Supreme Court of Pakistan yet 192 million Pakistanis wait for some big glad tiding. [3 April 2012]