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Having been cruelly labeled ‘Feral’ from an early age...

Feral kitties

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Having been cruelly

labeled ‘Feral’ from an early age...

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...my kitties needed an edge over their more privileged competition.

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To givemy kitties thegreatest advantage in

today’s world...

...I introducedthem to the

World of Technology

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In this arena, their keen ‘Feral’ instincts

helped them to fly

past their iPad peers.

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They learned Teamwork.

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As well asIndependent

Thinking...

...and Initiative.

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They learned to tackle new challenges and push themselves towards harder goals,

from mouse, to laser point, to butterfly.

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And to come up with innovative

solutions...

(whom amongst their peers would have thought to chew on the iPad to fix their score?)

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They learned when the fun stops...

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...Look to others to

get it started again!

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And follow their advice to find the right buttons to push.

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And lastly, they learned

Perseverance.

Even when you’re tired and

all the others have quit.

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Because the reward and

success will be all yours

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And then you can sleep on your success (or just the iPad!)

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...or just sleep anywhere!

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Although all these lessonsmay seem overkill,

Studies have shown that having a strong

education protects against...

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Attitude Problems

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Drinking Alcohol

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Hoarding Alcohol

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Fighting

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Inappropriate touching and compromising positions

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Sleeping around with

others

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Teenage Pregnancy

And lastly,

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But thanks to their early and thorough education,

none of these scenarios will befall my kitties.

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So Barb, what have you taught YOUR kitties so far??

Lol! =P

By: Jenny