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26 Things Inbound Marketers Will Never Say

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1 I wish we could track where these leads are coming from.

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Did you guys pick up the trade show display?2

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Did you see our new Yellowbook

ad for 2014?

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We got 2% conversion on our $5000 direct mail campaign.

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I’ve been thinking we should do a Coffee News ad.5

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I still like to read my paper every morning. 6

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Let’s go knock on some doors.

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Anyone know any good telemarketing firms?8

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Just throw them all in the bcc: line.

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Did you change the message on our LED sign?10

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Just send the Google ads to

our home page.

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Our clients aren’t on social media. They’re baby boomers. 12

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Which jingle do you like best for our radio spot?13

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We should just load up on TV commercials

during the NCAA.

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Have the interns blanket the parking lot with flyers. 15

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Where is that zip code

directory?

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I seem to have misplaced the latest copy of

the Do Not Call List.

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Did you check the QR codes on those postcards

before they went out?18

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How much did we pay for that full page magazine

ad? The ad or the design?19

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The latest studies say park benches

outperform billboards. 20

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What did we budget last year

for kooziegiveaways?

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If we could just get picked up by Good Morning

America.

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Let’s make a video and autoplay it on our

homepage.

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Set it up on Google Blogger for now. 24

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Outbound marketing is making a comeback. 25

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Time to step it up. Let's go for that full page Yellow Pages ad this year.

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