10 Ways To Annoy Mr. Ayre10 Ways To Annoy Mr. Ayre

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Method Number OneMethod Number One

Wait until he has given the class their Wait until he has given the class their instructions at least three times, then say; instructions at least three times, then say; “What’re we supposed to do?”“What’re we supposed to do?”

Method Number Two

Every day, right after recess, keep asking him if you can go to the washroom.

Method Number ThreeMethod Number Three

When he asks who hasn’t finished their When he asks who hasn’t finished their homework, don’t put up your hand. homework, don’t put up your hand. Then, when he asks for your answer Then, when he asks for your answer to one of the questions, say, “That is to one of the questions, say, “That is one of the questions I didn’t do.”one of the questions I didn’t do.”

Method Number Four

Wait until the day of a big test, then say to him, “ I don’t get how to do this!”

Method Number FiveMethod Number Five

Leaving your work area in such a mess Leaving your work area in such a mess that he thinks a bomb has gone off in the that he thinks a bomb has gone off in the roomroom

Method Number SixMethod Number Six

Act like a gangster when there is a supply teacher Act like a gangster when there is a supply teacher in the room.in the room.

Method Number SevenMethod Number Seven

Leaving dirty clothes and food in your locker Leaving dirty clothes and food in your locker for so long that a new lifeform is created in for so long that a new lifeform is created in the mould.the mould.

Method Number EightMethod Number Eight

Bring your assignments back to school so Bring your assignments back to school so crumpled and ratty looking that he thinks crumpled and ratty looking that he thinks you have been up all night practising you have been up all night practising origami!origami!

Method Number NineMethod Number Nine

Not completing assignments because of your busy evening of bowling, swimming, watching the big game, team practises, or washing your hair!

Method Number Ten

Telling Mr. Ayre that his jokes are about as funny as kissing a porcupine!