2. Today I was sitting in my school's cafeteria and two girls
near me were having a conversation. One got up and the other
continued talking to the empty chair as if nothing had changed.
MLIA. 3. Today, I was working on my English paper. I became kind of
frustrated with it, so to get motivated, I told myself that for
every paragraph I type, I can read a page of MLIA. My 5 page essay
is almost done, and I am one very happy girl. MLIA. 4. A few days
ago, I was walking through the pet store and, as I went past the
chinchillas, one put its paw up to the glass like it was waving. I
walked over and high- fived the glass with my finger. MLIA. 5.
Today in Bio class, I didn't know the answer to one of the
questions on a worksheet. Instead of leaving it blank, I drew a
ninja and proceeded to write a caption saying "This ninja has
stolen my answer. I apologize for not having the skill to get it
back." A few minutes later I heard my teacher laughing as she was
going through the worksheets we just handed in. MLIA 6. Today, I
discovered that if I wanted to close my bedroom door, all I had to
do was point a laser pointer at my door, until my cat pushed
against the door, closing it. New way to close my door. I think so!
MLIA 7. Today my six year old brother informed me that Justin
Bieber is the male version of Hannah Montana, and he thinks they
might even be the same person and it is his job as an official spy
to take them down. Good luck little man, I love you. MLIA 8. Today,
I was looking at a milk carton. The number to call the company was
1-800- HUG-A-COW. MLIA 9. Today I was flying from Florence to
Frankfurt. Going through the safety measures, the flight attendant
said, "If you wish to stay in Florence, there are four main exit
doors on the ends of the plane, and four more over the wings. In
the unlikely event of swimming in Germany, there is a life jacket
under your seat with a light to attract shark's attention. If we
have a sudden loss of cabin pressure, please sit down, start
screaming, and put the oxygen mask on. If you are traveling with
small children, put your own mask on, and let the little buggers
fend for themselves. Please review the safety information card and
read your Bibles thoroughly before takeoff." All flight attendants
should be this funny. MLIA 10. Today I watched a squirrel try to
hide a huge nut in someones hub cap. MLIA 11. My cousin decided to
recently name her baby bunny Charlie, because it bit her. MLIA 12.
Today, around 2am I discovered my friend has a laundry chute in her
house. But I didn't learn about it by her telling me. MLIA. 13.
Today, I found out that when I was a baby, my mom was so freaked
out about being a new mom that she turned the baby monitor's volume
up so loudly that they could even hear me breath... and apparently,
that was when my father started having nightmares about Darth
Vader. MLIA 14. Today, I had a sub in my spanish class. Her name?
Mrs. Panties. I don't know what was worse: that she married into
that name or that she wanted to be a high school sub. MLIA 15.
Today, i left a ransom note on my teachers desk. i stole her
powerpoint clicker and demanded 3000 green skittles in the back
desk drawer. When she finally figured out it was me, i demanded my
skittles and she said to check the drawer. in it was a bag with 3
jelly beans with a note saying: dear muffin warrior, as the current
going exchange rate from skittles to starbust jelly beans is
1000:1, here is your payment in full ~ she who controls your
grades. New favorite teacher? I think so. MLIA 16. more to come
later 17. I MISS YOU! 18. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!